True Anon Truth Feed - [PREVIEW] Episode 139: It's Britney Bitch
Aired: 2021-02-22
Duration: 04:58


=== Jack, 4chan, and Gaming (02:32) ===

[00:00:01]  Sharon!
[00:00:02]  Sharon!
[00:00:03]  Where are my pills?
[00:00:04]  Sharon!
[00:00:05]  Remember that?
[00:00:06]  No.
[00:00:07]  Ozzy?
[00:00:08]  Oh my God.
[00:00:09]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:00:10]  Sharon!
[00:00:12]  God, that was kind of sad.
[00:00:14]  That's a bit elder abuse, no?
[00:00:16]  Yeah, it was like we were watching a guy with dementia who got laid probably a billion times before he was 30 and who now has lost 100% of his mental faculties.
[00:00:28]  And I would say physical faculties.
[00:00:30]  Yeah, and then his wife was like a judge on the voice.
[00:00:35]  All those kids.
[00:00:37]  Yeah.
[00:00:37]  I don't know, man.
[00:00:38]  Yeah.
[00:00:38]  What happened to the, what was his name?
[00:00:42]  What was the kids?
[00:00:43]  What were the kids' names?
[00:00:44]  Jack, I believe he's a gamer.
[00:00:47]  And Kelly, who I believe my friend now hangs out with.
[00:00:52]  They feel like Jack feels like an er Twitch streamer.
[00:00:57]  Yeah.
[00:00:57]  Oh, my God.
[00:00:58]  Jack is like one of Bolsonaro's sons or something like that.
[00:01:01]  Like, he's like, I mean, I think he probably is too old now, but like Jack, Jack actually presaged like a whole kind of guy.
[00:01:10]  That's what I'm thinking about.
[00:01:11]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:01:11]  A total prototype of like Twitch guy, but also who's like rents expensive cars, but never owns them.
[00:01:21]  Yeah, again.
[00:01:21]  But like rents for a day.
[00:01:24]  I feel like if that was like, if those people were transposed into now, their ages back then is Kelly would have been a big TikTok person.
[00:01:31]  Yeah, possibly.
[00:01:32]  Or like really woke, maybe.
[00:01:35]  A woke TikToker.
[00:01:37]  She could do both.
[00:01:39]  And Jack would have been like a 4chan guy or maybe just like a fat Twitch streamer.
[00:01:46]  I don't think he would have been 4chan.
[00:01:48]  He could have been.
[00:01:48]  I don't know.
[00:01:49]  Yeah, maybe I might be wrong on that.
[00:01:51]  He has too much access to things to do that.
[00:01:56]  You know, you're not going to go on 4chan if your dad's Ozzy.
[00:01:58]  What's the point?
[00:02:00]  Anyways.
[00:02:02]  jaron let's start the episode well we got that out of the way quickly

=== Brace Introduces Himself (02:24) ===

[00:02:33]  uh My name is Brace Bell.
[00:02:39]  You ever read Hammer of the Gods?
[00:02:40]  I was talking so slowly.
[00:02:43]  Because when I was starting to say my name, I remembered that I had read the book Hammer of the Gods, a Led Zeppelin story.
[00:02:52]  I never read that.
[00:02:53]  I care about Led Zeppelin.
[00:02:55]  Yeah, I don't really care about him.
[00:02:56]  I don't know why.
[00:02:57]  You know, I'll tell you why I read it.
[00:02:58]  Read about it because I heard that there's a scene where they have sex with the girl with the shark.
[00:03:04]  And I read the book for that scene, and I kept reading after the scene.
[00:03:08]  Nothing that cool happens after either.
[00:03:10]  In fact, that was a really dark episode, anyways.
[00:03:13]  But I wanted to ask Enty about it.
[00:03:15]  I fucking forgot.
[00:03:17]  I guess that's gossip from 50 years ago.
[00:03:19]  So maybe it's.
[00:03:20]  Yeah, you might have to ask someone else about that.
[00:03:22]  Well, hello, everyone.
[00:03:23]  I'm Liz.
[00:03:24]  My name is Brace.
[00:03:26]  We are, of course, joined by producer Young Chomsky live from the Viper Club.
[00:03:32]  Well, it's called the Viper Room, but we're from the Viper Club.
[00:03:36]  He's from the Viper Club.
[00:03:36]  It's a different place.
[00:03:37]  It's in Wokeegan.
[00:03:41]  This is, of course, true, Don.
[00:03:43]  Hello.
[00:03:43]  Welcome.
[00:03:44]  Hello.
[00:03:45]  We've got a fun episode.
[00:03:46]  We have one of our fave guests back.
[00:03:49]  And yes, to chat, all things.
[00:03:55]  The new Britney documentary.
[00:03:56]  A bunch of people have asked us to weigh in on the Free Britney movement, the new Hulu X FXX, New York Times, New York Crimes mini-series.
[00:04:11]  That's not a mini-series, just one episode, which was very confusing to me.
[00:04:15]  I thought it was a mini-series too, but yeah, it's just, it's a mini-series, and one of the episodes is about this.
[00:04:21]  Yeah.
[00:04:22]  Where I'm like, just make a whole series.
[00:04:24]  Yeah, easy.
[00:04:25]  Easy.
[00:04:26]  The thing is, a lot of people asked us to do this because there is like a certain dynamic to this podcast where a lot of people are like, oh, Brace, like, you remind me a lot of Britney Spears.
[00:04:35]  Liz is like Kevin Federline.
[00:04:39]  And of course, Young Chomsky is, well, he's like a Justin Timberlake kind of guy.
[00:04:44]  And so it's like, I'm being torn between all these different people and exploited.
[00:04:48]  And like, of course, Liz does control most of my medical decisions.
[00:04:51]  And so, like, well, not that Kevin Federline does, but you know, it's an interesting dynamic.
[00:04:56]  And so a lot of people asked us to talk about this.