True Anon Truth Feed - [PREVIEW] Episode 135: Deep State 101
Aired: 2021-02-08
Duration: 04:57


=== Office Whippets Addiction (01:57) ===

[00:00:00]  I could relapse in two seconds right now.
[00:00:03]  This is like holding a gun to your head.
[00:00:04]  You see this?
[00:00:05]  Wait, what is that?
[00:00:06]  Oh, that's the compressed air for your computer?
[00:00:09]  Dust off.
[00:00:10]  Oh, yeah.
[00:00:10]  Yeah.
[00:00:11]  Well, it's not for the computer.
[00:00:11]  It's for everyone was, everyone was obsessed with the girl who was addicted to that stuff.
[00:00:16]  Oh, yeah, my strange addiction.
[00:00:18]  Yeah.
[00:00:19]  I once got in trouble for at Maxim Rock and Roll.
[00:00:22]  I did, they had ordered like a four-pack of dust off for the computers, and I did all of them in a day.
[00:00:29]  Like, because I had a key and I just went there to review some records and I did their entire life.
[00:00:35]  Yeah, I mean, what else are you going to do?
[00:00:36]  You can't smell it.
[00:00:37]  I don't know.
[00:00:38]  I'd shoot dust off if I could, but no, you just huff it.
[00:00:42]  Have you done it?
[00:00:44]  No.
[00:00:45]  Never in your life have you inhaled dust off.
[00:00:47]  not very dusty i do i do love dust I got to say that.
[00:01:14]  I do.
[00:01:15]  It gets you really high temper.
[00:01:16]  It's like the crack of poppers.
[00:01:20]  It's like it's office whippets.
[00:01:23]  It's office whippets.
[00:01:24]  Yeah.
[00:01:25]  Whippets are if you work at a cafe.
[00:01:27]  It's office whippets, yeah.
[00:01:30]  I've never worked in an office or a cafe, but I've done a lot of whippets and dust off.
[00:01:33]  It's like poppers, you know.
[00:01:36]  It's not, yeah.
[00:01:37]  Anyways, dust off is what straight people do during sex.
[00:01:45]  Hello.
[00:01:50]  Hello.
[00:01:50]  Oh, no.
[00:01:51]  I thought we were going to do it at the same time.
[00:01:52]  Hello.
[00:01:55]  Welcome.

=== Hello, Everyone! (02:59) ===

[00:01:58]  What?
[00:01:58]  You thought we were going to, you thought we were going to do everyone?
[00:02:00]  I don't do everyone.
[00:02:02]  I know that we're just like looking at each other and doing a thing, but I don't think.
[00:02:05]  No, I'm looking at myself.
[00:02:06]  I don't have the notes up anymore, so I'm making eye contact.
[00:02:08]  What?
[00:02:08]  Why are you looking at yourself?
[00:02:09]  You should be looking at me.
[00:02:11]  Okay.
[00:02:11]  Well, now I am.
[00:02:12]  No, it's weird.
[00:02:13]  Hello.
[00:02:13]  Don't look at me.
[00:02:15]  Hi, everyone.
[00:02:16]  Hello.
[00:02:16]  Welcome.
[00:02:17]  I'm Liz.
[00:02:18]  Okay.
[00:02:18]  I'm Bryce.
[00:02:19]  We're joined by producer Young Chomsky.
[00:02:21]  The podcast is called Truanon.
[00:02:24]  Hello, everyone.
[00:02:25]  You're so low energy, Brace.
[00:02:27]  What's going on?
[00:02:28]  Did dust off?
[00:02:29]  No, I don't know.
[00:02:30]  We just did a fucking long-ass interview.
[00:02:32]  What are you expecting to be bouncing off the walls?
[00:02:33]  I don't know, because you're like, hello, everyone.
[00:02:35]  Welcome.
[00:02:36]  I drank a fucking San Pellegrino two hours ago, and now the.
[00:02:40]  So my name is Liz.
[00:02:41]  Get it?
[00:02:41]  It's a joke.
[00:02:42]  Hello.
[00:02:42]  Welcome to Truanon.
[00:02:43]  I don't, I don't, I drank a fucking San Pellegrino.
[00:02:47]  Bitch, I don't want to.
[00:02:48]  I just called you bitch twice.
[00:02:49]  I'm sorry.
[00:02:52]  Now you see what happens when you get away.
[00:02:54]  Why are you drinking San Pellegrino?
[00:02:57]  I don't know, man, because I was like, this seems like it's, it's really hot in my apartment, and this seems like it would be thirst quenching, but it just made me really hyper.
[00:03:05]  And then I got tired.
[00:03:06]  It's not soda.
[00:03:06]  You can't quench a thirst.
[00:03:07]  It's not fucking soda.
[00:03:08]  I thought it was juice.
[00:03:09]  It says real juice on it.
[00:03:11]  It says soda nowhere on it.
[00:03:12]  No, it's juice.
[00:03:14]  I don't drink it that often.
[00:03:16]  I can't remember the last time I had it.
[00:03:18]  Now I'm all crashed from it.
[00:03:20]  All right.
[00:03:20]  Well, plus, I'm sweaty.
[00:03:22]  Listen.
[00:03:23]  Listen.
[00:03:25]  You look great.
[00:03:26]  That's my arm.
[00:03:27]  No, it's not.
[00:03:29]  That's my arm.
[00:03:30]  That's me fucking touching my arm.
[00:03:31]  Such a liar.
[00:03:33]  It's so, yeah.
[00:03:34]  Listen.
[00:03:35]  That's my fucking arm.
[00:03:38]  It's awful.
[00:03:39]  I'm wringing out my arm here.
[00:03:42]  Oh my God.
[00:03:44]  What are we doing today?
[00:03:45]  Oh, you did.
[00:03:46]  You mentioned we had a long-ass interview.
[00:03:48]  We did have a long-ass interview.
[00:03:49]  That is very good.
[00:03:51]  I enjoyed it very much.
[00:03:52]  Huh?
[00:03:53]  It's funny you say it was very good because we interview Aaron Good.
[00:03:58]  No, that's nice.
[00:04:00]  Oh, you were going to say something else there?
[00:04:01]  Well, I was going to say what we talked about, but they're going to listen to that.
[00:04:05]  What are they going to turn it off now?
[00:04:07]  You don't got to tell them.
[00:04:08]  This intro sucks, so they might.
[00:04:10]  Okay, well, let's say, listen, you think this intro sucks.
[00:04:14]  I drank a Sam Pellegrino before the interview.
[00:04:16]  It's a great interview.
[00:04:18]  No, we got Aaron Goode on.
[00:04:20]  It's a fantastic interview.
[00:04:22]  We're doing a little deep state 101.
[00:04:24]  We're talking about what's the deep state?
[00:04:28]  What's the regular state?
[00:04:29]  What's parapolitical?
[00:04:30]  What's deep political?
[00:04:31]  We go into all of that.
[00:04:32]  It's a fantastic interview.
[00:04:34]  What are they?
[00:04:34]  Yeah, what are they up to?
[00:04:36]  Yeah, what's going on?
[00:04:55]  Welcome to the main event, ladies and gentlemen.