True Anon Truth Feed - [PREVIEW] Episode 130: This Year's Model Aired: 2021-01-18 Duration: 04:59 === Our First Post-Human President (03:38) === [00:00:00] Okay, I have to tell you something first. [00:00:03] Tell it to me. [00:00:05] I thought Phil Spector was already dead. [00:00:08] I thought he was too. [00:00:09] I'll tell you what, I did a sixth grade book report on the book Wall of Pain about Phil Spector. [00:00:16] Did you really? [00:00:17] I did. [00:00:18] I don't know why I did, but my dad had it. [00:00:21] I do not have the book anymore, but I remember being like, damn, this guy's fucked up. [00:00:27] I think I assumed that when did you see the Al Pacino, the like clips of Al Pacino playing Phil Spector for the HBO TV movie? [00:00:38] I didn't even know they made a TV movie about it. [00:00:39] Yeah, I assumed when that happened that he was dead. [00:00:44] So, okay, killing the wife and also viciously abusing Ronnie Specter for years is bad. [00:00:51] Or not the wife, the actress. [00:00:52] I get that. [00:00:53] All that is bad. [00:00:55] But it's also kind of cool. [00:00:56] He almost shot the Ramones. [00:00:58] Like, I don't know. [00:00:59] If he had shot Johnny Ramon, like, what? [00:01:01] Would the world weep? [00:01:02] That'd be great. [00:01:03] Johnny Ramon was an asshole. [00:01:05] But yeah, you know, he you listen to this. [00:01:08] I remember being in sixth grade and being like, wow, okay. [00:01:10] So his first, like, the first single, the teddy bears, you know, to know him is to love him. [00:01:15] Like his first big thing. [00:01:16] It's like the production is supposed to be so great. [00:01:18] And I was like, I turned it on. [00:01:19] I'm like, this is awful. [00:01:21] This is god-awful. [00:01:22] Guys who are really into producers, no disrespect, Jan Chomsky, if this is you. [00:01:26] Guys who are really into producers, I'm like, these guys are so hit and miss. [00:01:30] Some of the records sound good. [00:01:31] Some of them sound bad. [00:01:32] I don't know. [00:01:32] You know, you're layering it? [00:01:34] You know what layering is? [00:01:36] It's just putting the same thing over and over. [00:01:38] Okay? [00:01:39] You know what I call that? [00:01:40] Duplicating. [00:01:41] Listen, Young Chomsky, double-track me right here. [00:01:44] Brace Belden. [00:01:45] Look at that. [00:01:45] No fucking skill whatsoever. [00:01:47] Young Chomsky, he's doing nothing back there. [00:01:48] I used to duplicating. [00:01:50] Get out of COVID. [00:02:14] In prison? [00:02:16] Yeah. [00:02:16] You know what they should do if they're like, okay, well, he killed somebody, but he's really old. [00:02:20] Just break his arms because they won't heal again. [00:02:23] What? [00:02:24] Because he's well, so he's Phil Specter's old as fuck. [00:02:27] Oh, he's dead. [00:02:28] Oh, you mean because of like osteoporosis? [00:02:30] No, but just, I don't know, old people have brittle bones. [00:02:32] You never broke an old person's arm? [00:02:34] Like by accident? [00:02:35] I feel like Joe Biden absolutely could die of like he of falling. [00:02:40] Oh, are you kidding me? [00:02:41] That guy looks like he has such a strong internal ecosystem. [00:02:46] Do you think that he has like big bones? [00:02:50] I don't know if I want to use this. [00:02:52] I feel stupid. [00:02:53] No, his body's filled with like those big dog bone bones. [00:02:57] No. [00:02:59] I think he's got he's got a fake hip. [00:03:02] Stronger hip! [00:03:03] Oh, I'm sorry. [00:03:04] They take out the shitty human hip and put it on. [00:03:06] He's post-human. [00:03:07] Our first post-human president. [00:03:09] Well, Trump, Trump, so both of them are pretty strong because Trump has the thing where if you punch him, it's like if you punch a seal, the blubber won't, it won't hit punch for like a few days. [00:03:18] If you socked Trump in the stomach, you know, three days later, he's fucking taxed. [00:03:24] Yeah, Trump's got brittle bones, but like a wall of like very thick blubber that can protect against like a new blast. [00:03:34] Yeah, you like he could be shot on Fifth Avenue and wouldn't feel it till 8th Avenue. === Post-Human Presidents (01:20) === [00:03:39] Yeah, yeah, totally. [00:03:40] Like it's impenetrable. [00:03:41] Yeah. [00:03:42] Whereas flip side, Biden, transparent skin, like a chicken. [00:03:47] Yeah. [00:03:48] Yeah. [00:03:48] Thick as hell bones. [00:03:50] Exactly. [00:03:50] Huge bone. [00:03:51] Bones of the body is bone. [00:03:53] He's actually even got a dick. [00:03:55] Like a tree trunk. [00:03:56] He's just got shrunk. [00:03:58] Exactly. [00:03:59] That's why they always got to keep him moving because if he stands in one place too long, it'll just, it'll grow too big and he won't be able to move. [00:04:05] But what I'm saying is they should break people's, if they're trying to like, if they're like, if you're still really into prison, but you're like, okay, we should let people out, just break their arms if they're old because then they can't murder anyone anymore. [00:04:17] Hi, I'm Brace. [00:04:19] That literally is what Biden said about shooting people in the leg. [00:04:22] And it's like, cops should just shoot people in the leg. [00:04:24] Well, no, so criminals should too, because if you shoot someone in the leg, it's not even attempted murder. [00:04:31] Did you know that? [00:04:34] Then if you shoot someone below the weight, yeah, it's not attempted murder. [00:04:37] This is not a legal advice. [00:04:39] I'm just saying. [00:04:40] This is just something. [00:04:41] This is a little bit of street knowledge Brace picked up in the tenderloin. [00:04:44] You shoot someone in the leg. [00:04:45] It's just, it's not attempted murder. [00:04:47] It's just like a soul with a deadly weapon or something. [00:04:49] Hello, everyone. [00:04:50] I'm Lars. [00:04:51] I am Brace. [00:04:53] I already said that. [00:04:54] We are joined by producer Young Chopsky. [00:04:58] And this is true, Non.