True Anon Truth Feed - [PREVIEW] Episode 125: Perverts in Paris
Aired: 2020-12-21
Duration: 04:57


=== Lying in Canada (01:43) ===

[00:00:04]  Welcome to Relentless Pursuit.
[00:00:07]  My name is Brace Belden.
[00:00:09]  My co-host here is Liz Franczak.
[00:00:11]  We've been studying for the past two years, conducting interviews, talking to witnesses, and collating documents to prove one thing.
[00:00:20]  Jeffrey Epstein was a bisexual woman with mental illness.
[00:00:29]  Wait, is that the name of the New York Times thing?
[00:00:31]  No, that's actually, I shouldn't have used that.
[00:00:32]  That's just the name of the Bradley Edwards book, I feel bad, because I've used a lot of that in my research.
[00:00:39]  I thought it was the fake ISIS podcast.
[00:00:42]  Incredible.
[00:00:42]  So this woman just interviews some guy in Canada who's like, yeah, I was in ISIS.
[00:00:48]  And she's like, sounds good to me.
[00:00:49]  She's like, that's fucking crazy.
[00:00:51]  Tell me all about it.
[00:00:52]  He's like, absolutely.
[00:00:54]  He tells her all about it.
[00:00:55]  I haven't really looked into it that much because it's the New York Times.
[00:00:58]  You kind of got to assume it's bullshit.
[00:01:00]  But they did like a whole podcast series called Caliphate.
[00:01:03]  And he's like the main witness.
[00:01:05]  And then it turns out that he just made all of it up.
[00:01:09]  Like he'd never been to Syria.
[00:01:10]  He lived with his grandparents in Pakistan for a while.
[00:01:12]  He's Canadian.
[00:01:14]  And then he got arrested by Canada for lying.
[00:01:19]  The first clue should have been when she looked at him and he was a redhead.
[00:01:22]  Yes.
[00:01:23]  I don't think you're allowed in ISIS.
[00:01:26]  I will say if Canada, if it's, so I haven't looked into the law that much, but if it's possible to arrest someone for lying in Canada, then I would like to give some ex-girlfriends an all-expensive paid trip to Montreal.
[00:01:44]  I'm just kidding.
[00:01:47]  I would never do that.

=== Journey To The Episode (03:08) ===

[00:01:48]  that's too expensive hey here we are again
[00:02:16]  My nose is a little stuffed up, Liz, so I'm going to sound more nasally than usual.
[00:02:21]  Oh my God.
[00:02:22]  No, it's not.
[00:02:23]  Yes, it is.
[00:02:25]  Look.
[00:02:26]  Hello.
[00:02:27]  Hi, Brie.
[00:02:29]  Greetings, Liz.
[00:02:31]  This has been a journey to get to this episode, hasn't it?
[00:02:34]  I kind of want to tell people what happened.
[00:02:37]  Tell them what happened.
[00:02:38]  Also, don't forget what happened by Hillary Clinton.
[00:02:42]  Exactly.
[00:02:42]  Well, let's be honest here.
[00:02:45]  Let's tell them our arduous journey towards recording this episode right now.
[00:02:51]  Speak our truth.
[00:02:53]  Say our sound.
[00:02:54]  So we had a banger of an episode planned.
[00:02:58]  Big guest.
[00:02:59]  Big guest.
[00:03:00]  Huge.
[00:03:01]  Hanukkah guest.
[00:03:03]  Very big guest.
[00:03:04]  Can't give it away, but yeah.
[00:03:07]  Didn't work out.
[00:03:08]  Turns out Gmail.
[00:03:13]  Sometimes you're like, all right, so we do this remotely now, and we would have to do that remotely anyways because this guy doesn't live near any of us.
[00:03:21]  And so I email him the link, and I'm like, well, first of all, producer emails me the link.
[00:03:27]  And I'm like, what the fuck is I'm like texting him, like, what the fuck?
[00:03:29]  Where's the link?
[00:03:30]  Yeah, I'm like, there's no link.
[00:03:32]  Like, you piece of shit.
[00:03:33]  I call them a lot of names.
[00:03:34]  No link.
[00:03:35]  I put that behind me.
[00:03:37]  We're all forgetting lyrics.
[00:03:39]  Anyways, I get the link.
[00:03:42]  I send it to our guest who is a famously can be ornery.
[00:03:49]  Famously old person.
[00:03:51]  Famously old person too.
[00:03:52]  So that's it's difficult doing that in the first place.
[00:03:55]  He does not get the link.
[00:03:57]  And I send him, we're sitting here in the fucking recording session, like, where the fuck is this guy?
[00:04:02]  Yeah.
[00:04:02]  I send him the link again.
[00:04:04]  And he's like, I'm not getting the emails.
[00:04:06]  I'm turning my computer off.
[00:04:07]  And I die inside.
[00:04:10]  Shrimpled wither.
[00:04:12]  Then, well, then we, when we come up with another episode.
[00:04:17]  Well, yeah, we're on a little bit of a time crunch and due to some personal things that are none of your fucking business.
[00:04:25]  And so we were like, okay, we got to come up with an episode by tomorrow.
[00:04:30]  Yeah.
[00:04:30]  Which was yesterday.
[00:04:34]  We record the episode.
[00:04:36]  Hour and a half.
[00:04:37]  Hour and a half.
[00:04:39]  I wake up in the morning and I text the boys and I say, I don't like it.
[00:04:43]  Episode sucked.
[00:04:44]  It was terrible.
[00:04:45]  Bad episode.
[00:04:46]  I made a good joke during one part, but we had some good bits.
[00:04:52]  We had some good bits, but the meaning stuff.
[00:04:54]  We had some good bits.
[00:04:55]  We didn't love it.
[00:04:56]  I didn't love it.
[00:04:56]  It wasn't us.