True Anon Truth Feed - [PREVIEW] Episode 101: OUN-BAD
Aired: 2020-09-22
Duration: 04:56


=== Guy's Audiophile Obsession (04:56) ===

[00:00:00]  I was just thinking of a guy who's like, hey man, that guy's a real audiophile.
[00:00:04]  Like, you got to stay away from him.
[00:00:08]  That's so stupid.
[00:00:10]  I don't know.
[00:00:10]  Like, he's always, you know, I don't know.
[00:00:12]  I just looked on his computer the other day.
[00:00:14]  He was looking at these really expensive headphones, man.
[00:00:16]  Like, he's got studio speakers at his house.
[00:00:19]  Like, what are you listening to, man?
[00:00:21]  This reminds me of, I had a character when I was younger, much, much younger, but my character was the person who is like a maloprop, person with a malaprop problem.
[00:00:38]  What's maloprop?
[00:00:39]  When you accidentally use the wrong word, but it sounds very, very close to what it is.
[00:00:42]  Gotcha.
[00:00:42]  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:00:43]  So they would be like, like, yeah, man, that's such a nautical idea.
[00:00:49]  Yeah.
[00:00:49]  Yeah.
[00:00:50]  I knew a good.
[00:00:50]  No, that's actually fucked up because I knew.
[00:00:53]  Hard on.
[00:00:54]  Hard on.
[00:00:59]  I'm going to take that clip of you saying, yeah, hard on.
[00:01:01]  I'm going to put that as my text tone for whenever I get a text tone.
[00:01:05]  It's a free country, baby.
[00:01:06]  I can do it.
[00:01:08]  It's fine for me to do.
[00:01:10]  I'm a little...
[00:01:10]  Is this how the comments works or whatever now?
[00:01:13]  Now that I've said it, it's just everyone owns it.
[00:01:15]  Is that it?
[00:01:17]  I've never done it again.
[00:01:19]  Whenever people talk about the commons, I'm like, what are you, is that a college thing?
[00:01:22]  Like, what are you talking?
[00:01:23]  Is that like the quad?
[00:01:24]  Yeah, I don't know what that is.
[00:01:25]  Commons.
[00:01:25]  It sounds like a cafeteria.
[00:01:28]  I have no interest in whatever your commons are.
[00:01:30]  I like rare things like diamonds.
[00:01:34]  Yeah, I mean, actually.
[00:01:36]  I like diamonds.
[00:01:37]  Have you ever had?
[00:01:38]  When are you buying me diamonds?
[00:01:40]  I actually, so this is crazy you mentioned this.
[00:01:42]  I bought you a super rare diamond from this kid I know.
[00:01:50]  And it turns out, so, all right, so this is kind of like a cheap thing for me to say.
[00:01:55]  So I bought the diamond and then unfortunately, like this like weird like UN task force or whatever made me give it back.
[00:02:02]  And apparently I have to go to prison or whatever, but like I'm sure to work out.
[00:02:06]  It's so romantic.
[00:02:08]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:02:10]  It's cool.
[00:02:11]  It's called like a mud diamond or something.
[00:02:13]  I wasn't really paying attention to what you said.
[00:02:16]  But yeah, it was only like $75.
[00:02:18]  One even go about buying a blood diamond.
[00:02:21]  I don't know.
[00:02:22]  It sounds more magical than I thought it would be.
[00:02:25]  I think you have to go to, does it like.
[00:02:28]  It sounds like it's a thing where it's like, you know, a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy.
[00:02:32]  And then suddenly you're like, you know, on a plane to Africa.
[00:02:37]  I'll be honest with you.
[00:02:39]  Probably our producer and I have family members involved in this business.
[00:02:52]  Boy, oh boy, oh boy.
[00:03:09]  Guess what?
[00:03:10]  I'm starting this one.
[00:03:11]  Hello.
[00:03:12]  Provice, Nick.
[00:03:15]  I was not expecting that.
[00:03:17]  Hello.
[00:03:17]  Slava Franczak!
[00:03:19]  Slava Francak!
[00:03:20]  What is Slava?
[00:03:21]  What are you saying?
[00:03:23]  Well, okay.
[00:03:23]  That's a little spoiler alert.
[00:03:25]  Well, Slava.
[00:03:25]  Well, let's say Slava, Ukraine is like.
[00:03:28]  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:03:29]  Don't say that.
[00:03:29]  Not, yeah.
[00:03:30]  Well, I didn't say Slava Ukraina.
[00:03:31]  I said Slava Fronzak.
[00:03:32]  No one's ever, it's actually kind of an art thing.
[00:03:35]  That's not even how you say my name.
[00:03:37]  Frank Zach.
[00:03:38]  No.
[00:03:39]  It's Franzak, I know, but I was doing it in an accent.
[00:03:42]  Franczek.
[00:03:43]  No, Franczak.
[00:03:45]  If you want to do the accent.
[00:03:47]  Frenchman.
[00:03:48]  Oh, my God.
[00:03:49]  Hello.
[00:03:50]  Welcome.
[00:03:50]  My name is Liz.
[00:03:52]  My name is Slava Brace.
[00:03:56]  We're reappropriating it.
[00:03:57]  They killed us, dude.
[00:03:58]  We can say it.
[00:03:59]  We are, of course, joined by our producer, Jan Chomsky.
[00:04:02]  Slava Chomsky.
[00:04:04]  This is Truanan.
[00:04:05]  Hello.
[00:04:06]  Slava Truanon.
[00:04:08]  Hello.
[00:04:08]  Sorry, I'll stop.
[00:04:09]  I swear to God, I'll stop.
[00:04:10]  I'm really sweaty right now, baby.
[00:04:12]  I fucked up.
[00:04:13]  Why are you so sweaty?
[00:04:14]  I turned the, it was really cold in here earlier, and I turned the heat on, and now I'm hot as hell, because I forgot I have to close the doors to my bedroom when I record here.
[00:04:24]  So now I'm really.
[00:04:26]  It's like a whole hot box.
[00:04:27]  You got Asana going.
[00:04:28]  I, yeah, I'm here.
[00:04:30]  Hold on.
[00:04:30]  I'm doing this.
[00:04:31]  No, keep your shirt on, please.
[00:04:32]  Baby, just okay.
[00:04:34]  All right.
[00:04:35]  So today we've got, I think, a fun episode where we're talking about a big country that little people know about.
[00:04:45]  Meaning few people know about.
[00:04:47]  I want to kind of give us a pat on the back here because we've already recorded the interview.
[00:04:53]  Spoiler alert.
[00:04:55]  We did it.
[00:04:55]  Nothing happened during it.