True Anon Truth Feed - [PREVIEW] Episode 91: Opperman Reports Aired: 2020-08-16 Duration: 04:59 === A Bit for the Show (04:04) === [00:00:00] I listened to another podcast for the first time. [00:00:02] What? [00:00:03] Yeah, sorry. [00:00:04] That's like cheating. [00:00:06] God, I don't know. [00:00:07] I don't know why I just said that. [00:00:09] I'm so sorry. [00:00:10] I can't believe that you would just say it like that. [00:00:12] No, no, no. [00:00:13] And you would say it on the podcast. [00:00:15] It's not like that. [00:00:18] It's like I was at a friend's house and there was like a lot of stuff going on. [00:00:23] And like, yeah, someone turned on a podcast. [00:00:25] Wait, wait, look, I know that this bit is funny, but also I love the idea of going to like a party and someone's like, let's listen to this podcast. [00:00:34] I have never listened to a podcast with another human being. [00:00:37] I don't think it's appropriate to like sit around and listen to a podcast. [00:00:42] So me and the boys, me and the boys do listen to Call Her Daddy, like sort of in like a group sesh kind of thing. [00:00:48] Well, right in the Canaro. [00:00:50] Well, it's like, yeah, it's like a Zoom, but in person. [00:00:52] Like we like, we hang out in the sauna and we put on Call Her Daddy and like, you know, like talk about stuff or listen, just listen sometimes. [00:00:59] Sometimes, honestly, silence between friends is good. [00:01:02] Oh my God. [00:01:03] That's like such a disgusting image. [00:01:05] Of just like sick, sweaty, like skinny fat guys with like that girl's voice. [00:01:11] Oh my god. [00:01:12] And everyone's like a little bit got a boner. [00:01:17] It's like gross because you're like, is that the full one? [00:01:19] Like, or is it just like a little? [00:01:21] Oh, no, no. [00:01:22] Shut it down. [00:01:22] Shut it down. [00:01:23] Theme music. [00:01:24] Let's go. [00:01:49] Welcome to Truanon. [00:01:51] What voice is that? [00:01:54] This is this is how I've always sounded. [00:01:57] I do the, I do like the kind of like nasally annoying Jew guy voice. [00:02:01] That's like a bit for the show. [00:02:02] This is how I, this is, Liz, you know this. [00:02:06] That's my stage voice. [00:02:08] This is this is how I talk usually. [00:02:13] You know, it's such a pleasure to be here today. [00:02:15] Oh my god, I hate it so much. [00:02:17] Will you stop? [00:02:19] Yeah, absolutely. [00:02:21] No problem. [00:02:22] I can stop anytime. [00:02:23] Well, it's, yeah. [00:02:25] Well, my, okay, okay. [00:02:27] Hello. [00:02:27] Welcome, Truanon. [00:02:28] Welcome. [00:02:30] No, Molly, you just stop. [00:02:32] Yeah, of course. [00:02:35] Did you just keep going? [00:02:36] No. [00:02:36] I'm stopped. [00:02:38] I'm not going. [00:02:39] I'm not going anymore. [00:02:41] This is just. [00:02:42] It's going like in and out. [00:02:43] No, no, no. [00:02:45] It's no, I'm serious. [00:02:46] It's totally fine. [00:02:47] No. [00:02:49] I'm not doing the voice anymore, Liz. [00:02:52] You keep not doing it and then you drop one at the last minute. [00:02:54] I don't know what you're talking about. [00:02:57] It's, it's, it's, I'm just talking. [00:02:59] I've got a little bit of a cold. [00:03:05] Let's just do the intro. [00:03:07] Okay, okay, okay. [00:03:08] Hello. [00:03:08] Welcome. [00:03:09] This is Truan. [00:03:11] My name is Liz. [00:03:12] My name is Brace Beldman. [00:03:15] Okay. [00:03:17] We are, of course, joined by Young Chomsky. [00:03:21] And we have, once Brace puts on his real voice, a great show for you today. [00:03:27] I am so excited. [00:03:29] I almost did it there, but I didn't do it. [00:03:31] I know. [00:03:31] I like that you did it. [00:03:32] I'm so excited. [00:03:34] We have on the show one of our heroes, the I don't even know how to describe him. [00:03:40] I mean, we got. [00:03:41] And the myth, the legend. [00:03:43] Exactly. [00:03:43] I mean, really, really one of the legends of the trade. [00:03:48] Yeah. [00:03:49] Ed Opperman, PI, a private investigator in literally every single version of what that means. [00:03:56] I know. [00:03:56] I love it. [00:03:57] Yeah. [00:03:58] I saw your eyes lighting up as he was talking. [00:04:02] The little hamster wheel in your brain started moving. === Shoulder Holster Moment (00:54) === [00:04:04] When he said shoulder holster, I looked up. [00:04:06] Listeners, I know you can't see this, and God forbid you ever will. [00:04:10] My closet, I record in the bedroom. [00:04:12] I got the closet door over there, hanging from the side of it, shoulder holster. [00:04:16] And when he said shoulder holster, I was like, I'm like that guy. [00:04:19] Yeah, it's like your North Star, baby. [00:04:21] Exactly. [00:04:21] Exactly. [00:04:22] All I wanted in my life was to either be a sailor or a guy who wore a shoulder holster, and it wasn't like that big of a deal. [00:04:29] But people were still like, that's it. [00:04:30] So I have a question. [00:04:31] Can sailors not wear shoulder holsters? [00:04:33] Like, can you not do both? [00:04:35] Shoulder holster? [00:04:36] I can't say that. [00:04:37] Shoulder holster. [00:04:39] I actually do that vocal exercise like 40 times in a row before. [00:04:42] Shoulder holster, shoulder holster. [00:04:43] Shoulder holster, shoulder, shoulder holster. [00:04:45] Shoulder holster. [00:04:47] So, all right, I got my, when I got my like Merchant Mariner's credential or whatever. [00:04:53] I know a guy who does that work who's actually a listener to the pod. [00:04:57] And he had to take small arms training.