True Anon Truth Feed - Brace Has Fled
Aired: 2020-08-06
Duration: 04:02


=== Missing Episodes (03:14) ===

[00:00:01]  Believe it or not. You don't know it.
[00:00:05]  I don't know it.
[00:00:05]  I only know it from you.
[00:00:07]  You like doing a cover of a cover.
[00:00:09]  Yeah, because you never watched Seinfeld, right?
[00:00:11]  No, no, no.
[00:00:12]  I have watched Seinfeld.
[00:00:14]  I just haven't seen that episode.
[00:00:15]  Oh, that's not.
[00:00:16]  It's like one of the most famous.
[00:00:19]  Anyway, we did this last time.
[00:00:20]  I'm not going to do it.
[00:00:21]  I'm not going to be sides.
[00:00:21]  I like the B-sides.
[00:00:23]  Yeah, okay.
[00:00:24]  I just watch it for a stand-up.
[00:00:26]  You fast-forward through everything else and just watch the clips of Jerry, the beginning and the end.
[00:00:31]  He's fantastic.
[00:00:34]  Okay.
[00:00:35]  Hello, everyone.
[00:00:37]  Welcome to not an episode of Trudon.
[00:00:41]  When you got to show your phone, you were like, oh, damn, a new episode of True Non?
[00:00:48]  Sick.
[00:00:48]  I bet they'll talk about such and such subject or this other subject.
[00:00:54]  Wrong!
[00:00:56]  Rongo.
[00:00:58]  We are not doing an episode right now.
[00:01:02]  Sorry, but not sorry, because we're taking a break.
[00:01:08]  Yes, we've been rocking hard with you for about a year.
[00:01:12]  I think we took like a couple episodes off, maybe around Christmas or something.
[00:01:15]  Well, I did it for a pagan holiday, which I celebrate.
[00:01:18]  It's like a December version of a Maypole, which is just a say something, say something mean to me.
[00:01:26]  Say something mean to me.
[00:01:28]  No, I was going to reference the Seinfeld episode, but now I'm thinking you never saw it.
[00:01:31]  No, no.
[00:01:32]  What I do, what I do for Brace Day in December, December 31st, is I get a series of increasingly skinny and tall women, olive oil types, to stand on each other's shoulders until they create.
[00:01:45]  And of course, the one at the top has sort of a peaked head.
[00:01:49]  And so what I create is a vertical, like an obelisk structure in my yard.
[00:01:58]  And then I run around it.
[00:02:00]  I'm not nude because I feel like that would be unprofessional.
[00:02:04]  But I do imagine myself nude when I run around it with streamers and such.
[00:02:09]  That's awful.
[00:02:10]  Anyways, that's why we took an episode off last time.
[00:02:12]  Anyway, but we're not doing that this time because it's not December 31st or whatever Brace Day is.
[00:02:19]  No, this time we're just taking a little break, but we will be back next week.
[00:02:26]  So you're going to have to wait till then.
[00:02:28]  Well, what I plan on doing is so I'm going to the woods heavily armed and unfortunately with a sheaf of documents with a certain G name on it, which I will study and like, you know how people learn martial arts?
[00:02:45]  Like, you know how like whenever you come over, I show you kung fu stuff?
[00:02:49]  Yes.
[00:02:50]  Like break bricks and shit like that?
[00:02:52]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:02:52]  Yeah, dude, kung fu.
[00:02:55]  It's fucking crazy.
[00:02:56]  I've saved, me and Liz one time were taking our son out to see a play in Gotham City when Liz and I were assaulted by a man wearing clown makeup who tore the pearls off of Liz's pearls, by the way, which I paid for and she has not paid me back for, from around her neck.

=== Liz's Pearls Incident (00:46) ===

[00:03:15]  And you would think like our young son was there and you're like, oh, this guy's going to shoot these people in front of their son.
[00:03:20]  Wrong.
[00:03:21]  I actually did a insane spin kick move and kicked the .25 caliber, which is a pussy caliber, pistol out of his hand, caught it, shot him several times below the waist, because if you shoot someone below the waist, it's not attempted murder, and fucking iced him, and Liz was like, oh my God, thank you so much.
[00:03:42]  I'm like, where's the money for the pearls?
[00:03:44]  We still haven't really talked about that.
[00:03:48]  Yeah.
[00:03:49]  And then I started a podcast with my son that should be coming out soon on iHeartRadio.
[00:03:54]  Oh, my God.
[00:03:54]  Okay, let's wrap this up.
[00:03:58]  We'll see you next time, which will be next week.