True Anon Truth Feed - [PREVIEW] Episode 81: SCROTUS
Aired: 2020-07-08
Duration: 04:58


=== Replacing Liz (02:55) ===

[00:00:00]  It's good to be back in the pod and dome.
[00:00:03]  I feel good podcast.
[00:00:05]  I did it.
[00:00:05]  I did.
[00:00:06]  I podcasted already for two hours today before this.
[00:00:10]  So my engines are revved up.
[00:00:13]  I know.
[00:00:13]  You're on a roll.
[00:00:14]  Well, I mean, this is as good a place to announce this as any.
[00:00:18]  I'm replacing Liz on the podcast.
[00:00:20]  Oh, god damn it.
[00:00:22]  Let me finish with a Liz I've created.
[00:00:28]  So I have, well, for the past few months, I've been doing Liz tryouts at auditoriums across America.
[00:00:35]  Oh, my God.
[00:00:37]  I have been finding somebody with the exact same vocal pattern, the exact same kind of look, the exact same sort of spirit, you know, like your internal spirit as you, and training them physically to be 400, 500 pounds, basically immobile.
[00:00:56]  America's next top Liz.
[00:00:58]  But I don't want this Liz to ever be able to get away from me.
[00:01:01]  So I have given this Liz so much to eat that she's just in my living room forever now.
[00:01:10]  And so whenever I'm like, damn, I have a good idea.
[00:01:13]  We should do like a seven-hour podcast on my dream I had last night.
[00:01:18]  She won't ever be able to be like, Brace, please, you can just text me.
[00:01:22]  First of all, you don't have to call, but also, no.
[00:01:25]  She'll say yes, because I also pay her a lot of money.
[00:01:32]  I've taken her.
[00:01:33]  I thought I was irreplaceable, Brace.
[00:01:35]  Well, you are irreplaceable.
[00:01:37]  That's why I got another Liz.
[00:01:39]  That's the genius of the plan.
[00:01:41]  La la la la la.
[00:02:09]  What is that?
[00:02:10]  That's my new, like, when I see you now, when you're, when your image gazes upon me from the internet when I boot you up, I'm going to go, my brain's going to go, la, la, la, la, I like that.
[00:02:22]  All right.
[00:02:23]  It is.
[00:02:23]  It's nice.
[00:02:24]  It's okay.
[00:02:25]  No one else do it.
[00:02:25]  Just yeah, no one else do it.
[00:02:27]  I will actually sue you if you do.
[00:02:29]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:02:30]  Yeah, I won't like it.
[00:02:33]  Hello.
[00:02:33]  Welcome.
[00:02:34]  Hello.
[00:02:36]  Welcome to Truanon.
[00:02:38]  I'm la-la-la-liz.
[00:02:42]  My name is Brace.
[00:02:45]  And we are joined by Khyang Chomsky.
[00:02:49]  I always try to do the there, but it doesn't, I do it too light.
[00:02:53]  We're joined by Young Chomsky.

=== Supreme Court Session Talk (02:02) ===

[00:02:55]  And we have, I guess this is a bit of a different episode.
[00:02:59]  Uh-huh.
[00:03:00]  Because we don't usually care or talk about what you, I guess you would call U.S. institutions.
[00:03:06]  No, they can all fucking suck me.
[00:03:10]  Fuck them.
[00:03:11]  Yeah.
[00:03:13]  But we had an opportunity that we couldn't pass up, which is to have the boys from the A-Lab podcast on.
[00:03:20]  And gotta say, big fan.
[00:03:22]  Big fan of the podcast.
[00:03:23]  Big fan of their Twitter.
[00:03:25]  It's great Twitter.
[00:03:26]  Great Twitter content out there.
[00:03:29]  So we're having them on to talk about all things Supreme Court, or as Brace will explain, criminal Supreme Court.
[00:03:37]  And I think it's a fun one.
[00:03:38]  we should mention because I don't know if we did they're lawyers like we didn't just have them on because oh yeah they know they know a bunch of shit They know a bunch of this stuff.
[00:03:47]  We didn't have them on just because we like them.
[00:03:49]  Although, we didn't not have them on because we like them.
[00:03:53]  Or whatever.
[00:03:54]  I don't know if that works.
[00:03:55]  And they're doing, like, not only are they against the podcast, but they're the people representing me in my soon-to-be filed suit against nobody.
[00:04:05]  What?
[00:04:06]  Nobody.
[00:04:06]  No.
[00:04:07]  Roll the interview.
[00:04:08]  the interview!
[00:04:21]  Wait, I got a good one.
[00:04:24]  Courts in session.
[00:04:29]  You guys should start your fucking podcast with that every time.
[00:04:31]  That's a free one.
[00:04:32]  Can we have that one?
[00:04:33]  You can have that.
[00:04:34]  Here, let me try it again.
[00:04:36]  Courts in session.
[00:04:37]  Hey, wait, wait, no, no.
[00:04:38]  I got a better one.
[00:04:39]  I know you guys said I couldn't play with the gun anymore, but which famous court case in Marin am I?
[00:04:46]  Do you guys the George Jackson trial?
[00:04:49]  Shot the judge.
[00:04:51]  Okay.
[00:04:53]  What about justice is about to be served?
[00:04:57]  That one could work too.