True Anon Truth Feed - [PREVIEW] Episode 73: Phase III
Aired: 2020-06-07
Duration: 04:57


=== Sold Our Podcast (04:57) ===

[00:00:00]  Liz, I have some, well, I think it's good news.
[00:00:04]  You might not think it is.
[00:00:08]  Okay.
[00:00:09]  So the other day I got, well, to be completely honest with you, I got high.
[00:00:15]  I got high on poppers and I sold our podcast to Crimethink.
[00:00:24]  I'm sorry, what?
[00:00:25]  Crimethink?
[00:00:25]  I sold our podcast to Crime Think.
[00:00:27]  What is that?
[00:00:28]  Crimethink is a poster company, I believe, from Olympia, Washington.
[00:00:34]  That's kind of like, you know, when you get to see like a cross punk guy and he's like, hey.
[00:00:40]  And you're always like, I wonder what that guy like thinks about politics.
[00:00:44]  That's what Crime Think is.
[00:00:45]  And unfortunately, I mean, well, I mean, there are hosts.
[00:00:48]  Oh, there are owners.
[00:00:49]  So I'll say fortunately.
[00:00:50]  Fortunately, I did sell us to them for $800.
[00:00:56]  So you can buy more poppers?
[00:00:58]  I'm the first to say my bad.
[00:01:00]  Yes.
[00:01:01]  But yes, no, I do have the other bad news too, sort of what I call the secondary bad news is I did spend $800 on poppers.
[00:01:12]  I don't believe you.
[00:01:15]  Well, you're going to be believing me when I come by your house with a butt flap and a leather jacket that has denim also sewn onto it.
[00:01:26]  Look, I've known you long enough that I remember when you used to wear not far away from...
[00:01:33]  Cut the, cut the, cut the, cut the intro.
[00:01:59]  Curfew check.
[00:02:00]  Liz, are you home?
[00:02:04]  Yes, I am home.
[00:02:06]  Okay.
[00:02:06]  Are you home?
[00:02:07]  No.
[00:02:09]  Well, I mean, you know, I've been called up.
[00:02:11]  No, I'm at the station right now, but like I'm off duty.
[00:02:16]  It's my hour off.
[00:02:19]  Not the police station.
[00:02:21]  Which station?
[00:02:22]  The zoo.
[00:02:23]  I freelance at zoos occasionally.
[00:02:25]  Oh.
[00:02:26]  Yeah.
[00:02:26]  I'm called.
[00:02:27]  They call me the.
[00:02:27]  Moonlight.
[00:02:28]  You moonlight.
[00:02:28]  I'm Moonlight.
[00:02:29]  I'm called the, they call me the Apes Friend.
[00:02:32]  I go in there.
[00:02:32]  That's a terrible nickname.
[00:02:34]  Yeah.
[00:02:34]  Well, it's not catchy, but it's my job.
[00:02:36]  I go in there.
[00:02:37]  I hang out with them.
[00:02:39]  You know, make sure that they're not getting into trouble.
[00:02:41]  And, you know, I hang out with parakeets as well.
[00:02:44]  I do that sort of like side job.
[00:02:46]  But no, I'm.
[00:02:47]  Man, side note, there was such a great rumor.
[00:02:51]  Amazing.
[00:02:53]  Spread like a flash.
[00:02:55]  I don't know, whatever.
[00:02:56]  Love to mix a metaphor.
[00:02:58]  Bright like a diamond uh, that a tiger escaped the Oakland Zoo during one of the riots.
[00:03:06]  That was, I got so excited incredible, that was probably the best three hours of my life.
[00:03:11]  Well, I believe that to be true.
[00:03:13]  And then, not just like 15 minutes later, they were like, no, all tigers accounted for bullshit.
[00:03:19]  Also, we don't know if they're telling the truth.
[00:03:20]  Yeah, it was Oakland Police Department, right?
[00:03:23]  Yeah, those guys.
[00:03:25]  Well ironically, on the on the uh, on the protest live stream I did the day before I, I expanded upon my idea that protests, instead of taking place in front of City Hall, should take place a couple blocks from the zoo, so they don't really know what we're up to.
[00:03:39]  And then we go in there and we spring basically every animal.
[00:03:43]  Oh interesting, it's, that's like uh yeah yeah yeah, you know you've got to stay.
[00:03:49]  Uh, you know, got to keep them on their toes.
[00:03:53]  It would use all tactics available, be strategic.
[00:03:56]  It's uh, it's every.
[00:03:57]  It's like Bastille day, but for uh, for the noble giraffe.
[00:04:02]  Well listeners, my name is Brace, i'm Liz, we are joined here by Young Chomsky and this is Truanon.
[00:04:12]  We uh welcome yeah, we are in.
[00:04:14]  Uh, we are in.
[00:04:15]  I don't know what day.
[00:04:16]  It is day something of America under siege.
[00:04:21]  I kind of wish we had that like boom boom boom, like CNN, like crazy graphic America Truan, America under siege, and it's like explosion Young Chomsky frantically taking notes here.
[00:04:44]  I hope on this Yeah, that would rule yeah this is I if we were like a daily thing just calling it like a special series America under siege, but America's under siege By Americans.