True Anon Truth Feed - Episode 70: Azealia
Aired: 2020-05-23
Duration: 01:23:26


=== Importance Clearing (05:58) ===

[00:00:00]  Hey Brace, how's it going?
[00:00:01]  I am doing fantastic.
[00:00:05]  Oh, great.
[00:00:05]  Nice little clearing of the throat there.
[00:00:08]  I feel like it makes me sound more dignified.
[00:00:10]  Like, that's something that like businessmen and like that's like a tycoon trait is to clear the throat before you say something.
[00:00:17]  It gives it import.
[00:00:19]  I don't think that's true.
[00:00:20]  Import's like a cool word for importance.
[00:00:22]  I don't know if you picked up on that.
[00:00:25]  So, uh, oh, wait, we're doing a cold open, aren't we?
[00:00:29]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:00:30]  But I just messed it up.
[00:00:32]  You just turned it hot, honey.
[00:00:36]  You just turned this cold open hot.
[00:00:38]  Yeah, we're hanging out here in the cold open room.
[00:00:42]  You know, a lot of people, you know, obviously we are forbidden by federal law from recording video of these opens.
[00:00:50]  But a lot of people don't know that I do them in the nude, and Liz actually wears several parkas.
[00:00:56]  So she's so I'm freezing because as many people know, I record from a chicken coop in my neighbor's backyard.
[00:01:04]  Liz is sweating.
[00:01:06]  And so that dynamic right there, that yinning the yang, is what makes this podcast perfect.
[00:01:10]  Yeah, that's the dialectic.
[00:01:12]  Yeah, it's synthesis, which is cold and nude.
[00:01:19]  No, that's that would be thesis.
[00:01:20]  Excuse me.
[00:01:21]  The thesis is cold and nude.
[00:01:22]  The antithesis is blazing hot and moist with sweat.
[00:01:29]  Dewey.
[00:01:30]  It's dewy.
[00:01:30]  Girls call it dewy.
[00:01:32]  The synthesis is just a normal guy.
[00:01:35]  That's me.
[00:01:36]  That's young Chomsky.
[00:01:37]  It's Young Chomsky right there.
[00:01:38]  Yeah, exactly.
[00:01:39]  It's Young Chotsky.
[00:01:39]  synthesis.
[00:02:06]  Welcome to True Anon.
[00:02:09]  I, uh, I am, uh, fuck, I always fuck this up.
[00:02:13]  Brace.
[00:02:15]  I'm Liz.
[00:02:16]  We are joined by our producer, Young Chomsky.
[00:02:20]  And we have a little bit of a different episode this week, don't we, Brace?
[00:02:23]  Yeah, we're taking a break from our usual programming of influencing your mind with our own sort of half-rate version of Operation Mockingbird.
[00:02:33]  And we have brought in friend of the show, Azealia Banks, to chat with us.
[00:02:37]  Yeah, so let's just cut to the chase.
[00:02:39]  Let's get to it.
[00:02:40]  Roll tape, baby.
[00:03:00]  Okay, what's the tea?
[00:03:01]  What's going on?
[00:03:03]  How you feeling?
[00:03:05]  How's pandemic?
[00:03:06]  How's quarantine?
[00:03:08]  I'll tell you what.
[00:03:09]  I'm feeling, I'm feeling, I was at a low point for about a week there, but I'm feeling fantastic.
[00:03:14]  You feeling fancy-free?
[00:03:16]  Well, I don't know, fancy-free.
[00:03:17]  I got a couple of things.
[00:03:18]  Yeah, I don't know about fancy-free.
[00:03:21]  I'm feeling fab.
[00:03:23]  You're feeling fab.
[00:03:25]  Not fabulous.
[00:03:26]  Just fab, like a third of the word.
[00:03:29]  Yeah, like not feeling fabulous because in LA, you're used to like calling people like, um, girl, can you come curl this wig?
[00:03:39]  Um, can you come do these lashes, girl?
[00:03:41]  Can you get me out there?
[00:03:43]  And with the COVID going around, it's like, oh no, bitch, you're not going to be in here breathing in my face with the, with the makeup and doing all that.
[00:03:52]  But now that LA has the, now that LA County has all the testing, like everybody's going to get tested because one, the one thing you know about LA entertainment industry is they be trying to get that coin.
[00:04:03]  Yes.
[00:04:04]  Yeah.
[00:04:04]  Famously.
[00:04:05]  So did you get tested?
[00:04:07]  Yeah, I came back negative.
[00:04:09]  Nice.
[00:04:09]  Congrats.
[00:04:10]  Let me ask you this.
[00:04:13]  Can you really say congrats?
[00:04:14]  That's like, you know, like what about people?
[00:04:18]  Well, yeah.
[00:04:19]  My question is, is when they stick that thing up your nose, does it clear the sinuses out?
[00:04:24]  Well, they didn't stick the thing up my nose, honey.
[00:04:27]  They gave me a mouse swab, which was very similar to the ancestry DNA test.
[00:04:34]  And I was like, all right, the motherfuckers collect the DNA up in this bitch.
[00:04:38]  All right, I see what's going on now.
[00:04:40]  I see what's going on.
[00:04:42]  I wouldn't be surprised.
[00:04:43]  I mean, if you look at like a lot of the solutions people are coming up with for how to like deal with the rest of the pandemic, all of them basically involve some level of that bullshit.
[00:04:52]  Like, listen, honey, they've been plotting for a long time because they want to clone the girls.
[00:04:59]  And okay, so I had a conversation one time with like somebody who I won't name who was basically telling me about the whole mission to Mars and why everybody wants to move to Mars, all the countries, is because they want to create artificial humans and colonize Mars.
[00:05:19]  So, yeah, that's the real tea.
[00:05:22]  That's the real Mars mission.
[00:05:24]  That's the Mars tea?
[00:05:26]  Yeah, it's not to put humans up there.
[00:05:29]  Of course, eventually they want to put humans up there.
[00:05:31]  But the first T is to create like this hyper intelligent form of artificial intelligence, biotech, put skin on them, all that shit hair, niggas grow hair, take shit, stick piss, do all that.
[00:05:46]  And they want to send it to Mars.
[00:05:48]  Like what's the world to Mars?
[00:05:52]  To like test it out.
[00:05:54]  To test it out and to control the shit.

=== Testing Intellivore Control (15:57) ===

[00:05:58]  Yeah.
[00:05:59]  Well, that's that's what I'm saying.
[00:06:00]  It's like this whole, like all the solutions I see is basically involving the government tracking everything that happens.
[00:06:08]  I mean, they already do, but even more, like everybody you talk to, every contact in your phone, every place you go, you know, like it's all.
[00:06:17]  So that's also our fault because we are just, I guess American culture is bred in that, in that way where we expect things to be done for us.
[00:06:33]  Yep.
[00:06:34]  You know, even down to going to the hot dog stand to get a hot dog.
[00:06:39]  You know, like it's like the fact that people expect to be able to go to the hot dog stand or whatever, that's Americanism.
[00:06:50]  It's not really like my right to be free.
[00:06:52]  It's my right to consume and my right to buy.
[00:06:56]  And one good thing I think came out of the quarantine is that people kind of got to pause on their right to buy because a lot of times, even these self-conscious naturopath bitches and they fair trade and all that other shit.
[00:07:18]  At some point in the supply chain, somebody's getting fucked over and oppressed.
[00:07:25]  You get what I'm saying?
[00:07:26]  Yeah.
[00:07:27]  So I think as, well, at least that's what I took from quarantine as an American.
[00:07:36]  Like, you know, maybe it's time for me to really, really start consuming less and just, bitch, learning how to survive, learning how to grow vegetables and fucking doing all kinds of other shit like that.
[00:07:53]  Coronavirus outbreak at the meat plant and whatever.
[00:07:56]  And it's too much, too much.
[00:07:58]  I know you say they like, they say they were going to send those guys back to work anyways.
[00:08:02]  Just like, or not those guys back to work.
[00:08:04]  They just weren't going to close the plants, keep it going.
[00:08:06]  I mean, it's fucking crazy.
[00:08:07]  It's like, it's all up and down the supply chain too.
[00:08:11]  Like, I know guys at the docks are really afraid of getting it.
[00:08:14]  And if those guys get it, that means no imports.
[00:08:17]  Right.
[00:08:18]  So like nothing's coming in.
[00:08:20]  Exactly.
[00:08:21]  What have you been doing since this all started?
[00:08:25]  I've been organizing my house.
[00:08:28]  I've been taking care of a lot of chores that I needed to take care of.
[00:08:33]  In the beginning of quarantine, I was doing a lot of music.
[00:08:36]  Then I just took some time to chill and reflect and just, you know, just organize my stuff because I realize I have like a lot or I had a lot of just little knickknacks and things that just didn't serve me anymore.
[00:08:54]  So yeah, I went through a lot of my stuff and got myself like in it just like a nice easy routine.
[00:09:02]  Like I can get up in the morning and it's like, okay, you got just this thing here.
[00:09:08]  Not a million and 10 face creams to choose from.
[00:09:13]  It's just like, okay, bitch, like you're using this this month and that's it.
[00:09:17]  Yeah, like you're not buying anymore.
[00:09:18]  I mean, that's, that's the, that's the one thing is that.
[00:09:21]  No, it's not that I'm not buying them, but you put them in the clutch so that they're just not all over the counter and just all over the place and making you feel like, oh my God, like I have to use all these products and they're just everywhere and like they're going to get me.
[00:09:37]  Yeah, it's like psychic streamline.
[00:09:41]  Like clearing out kind of vibe.
[00:09:44]  Right.
[00:09:46]  Or even just putting shit away so that it's not in your line of vision.
[00:09:50]  Yeah.
[00:09:51]  You know?
[00:09:52]  I know.
[00:09:53]  I just shove everything under my desk.
[00:09:54]  I will say my room is covered.
[00:09:56]  I got a lot of bullets here and they're stacked on the desk.
[00:10:00]  And I don't know where to put them because I'm afraid of putting them in the shared space in the basement we have here.
[00:10:07]  Because if my neighbor finds a box of bullets, they'll freak out.
[00:10:10]  But they don't fit under my desk.
[00:10:11]  So I don't, it's, it's difficult.
[00:10:13]  I'll say one thing.
[00:10:14]  I've been organizing like all of my shit day after day, just like organizing, reorganizing, mostly just so I can stay off the internet because it's just like it's if I don't put myself to like some kind of menial bullshit, like just around the house, then I'll just stare at the internet and get fucking madder and madder and madder.
[00:10:35]  Yeah.
[00:10:36]  That used to happen to me a lot when I was younger.
[00:10:39]  Sometimes it happens here and there because sometimes people really like to play with you on that fucking internet.
[00:10:45]  But you got to take days where you got to take like breaks off, like days off and shit like that.
[00:10:52]  And just be like, all right, look, I'm not going to respond to the text and I'm not going to fucking email this person back because this little machine should not be telling me what to do all the time.
[00:11:04]  Well, that's the thing.
[00:11:05]  It's like we've been like sort of like basically retrained to immediately go that.
[00:11:10]  Like you wake up in the morning, immediately look at your phone.
[00:11:12]  You look at your phone before you go to bed.
[00:11:14]  Like it's, it's a hard habit to break out of.
[00:11:16]  And it's harder to do in quarantine, even though you notice it more.
[00:11:20]  Yeah.
[00:11:21]  Yeah.
[00:11:23]  Well, you heard what they said, bitch.
[00:11:25]  They're about to insert that chip right in your fucking head.
[00:11:31]  Yeah, I know.
[00:11:32]  What do you think of that?
[00:11:34]  I think that's fucking bizarre.
[00:11:36]  Yes.
[00:11:37]  Agreed.
[00:11:38]  You're fucking crazy.
[00:11:40]  Why do you want to be in charge of that many people?
[00:11:43]  You, yourself.
[00:11:45]  I just like, it's with the tech guys, I just, it kind of drives me fucking crazy because it's like it's getting more and more intrusive.
[00:11:53]  Like they had that Google Glass bullshit that they had to discontinue because some lady got them snatched off her face at a bar in San Francisco.
[00:12:02]  Yeah.
[00:12:02]  And now it's just like, they're like, all right, fuck the glass.
[00:12:05]  Like the ultimate goal is basically making it so it's like, it's going to be like a contact lens.
[00:12:10]  And then eventually it's just going to be a chip that they put in you.
[00:12:13]  And so you just be able to fucking surf the net all day long.
[00:12:16]  Listen, girl.
[00:12:19]  Y'all not putting no fucking chips in me.
[00:12:21]  Like, y'all already got me on this Corona shit.
[00:12:24]  I know there's going to be Azalea Banks on Mars.
[00:12:27]  I already know what the fuck y'all are trying to do.
[00:12:30]  But no.
[00:12:31]  I don't need to relive memories like that, that's not, that's trash.
[00:12:38]  Yeah.
[00:12:39]  Like, why do I want that?
[00:12:41]  Why do you want that?
[00:12:42]  I don't think anyone wants it except for these guys.
[00:12:45]  Like, I haven't met a single person.
[00:12:46]  Why do they want that?
[00:12:49]  Like, why do these guys want that?
[00:12:51]  Because of data, but it's like that's so lame and so corny.
[00:12:56]  Like, it's so many other things you could be doing on the planet.
[00:13:00]  Like, or just, you could go to the beach.
[00:13:02]  You know, you could fucking try some nice flavored ice cream.
[00:13:07]  Like, I don't know, go eat at a nice restaurant.
[00:13:10]  Got a dog.
[00:13:11]  Yeah.
[00:13:12]  Like, damn.
[00:13:15]  I know.
[00:13:16]  That's like, it's, it's, it's just like a way basically to like make it so it's more in your life and then to sell you more shit that they like make up out because that's the thing.
[00:13:27]  That's what's coming, I think, is everything from like fashion to books, all that shit is going to be algorithmic, right?
[00:13:34]  Like it's going to be computer generated, basically.
[00:13:36]  Music too, I bet.
[00:13:38]  Listen, y'all could keep all that other bullshit.
[00:13:43]  I don't subscribe to any of that shit.
[00:13:45]  All that like virtual superstar shit.
[00:13:48]  They want to do virtual concerts.
[00:13:50]  Like I'm not a quarantine kind of girl.
[00:13:53]  I'm just not a quarantine kind of girl.
[00:13:55]  And if it says quarantine, it says sit down.
[00:13:57]  And then when it's time to come out, then it's time to come out.
[00:14:00]  But uh-uh.
[00:14:02]  That's not what gives me passion as like a human being, like recycled carbons dioxide and just fucking no air and like, you know, despair and no butterflies, no breeze, no sun, no fucking nothing.
[00:14:22]  Yeah, I mean, like, that's like, I saw, did you see that?
[00:14:26]  Like, some, I don't know who it was, but someone did a concert in Fortnite, like, in a video game.
[00:14:33]  I mean, it is what it is.
[00:14:34]  Like, you can't knock people for getting paid, how they, how they figure out how they're going to get paid.
[00:14:40]  But there are going to have to be the some of us that do venture back out into the world and create like just the sense of normalcy that doesn't involve tech.
[00:14:57]  Yeah.
[00:14:58]  It will, it will have to involve some sort of tech, maybe some sort of decentralized tech, but it can't be that like, you know, like, I don't want to know the person who owns the shit that I communicate on.
[00:15:15]  Like, I don't want to know who Jack Dorsey is.
[00:15:17]  Yeah.
[00:15:17]  You know, I don't want to know.
[00:15:19]  I don't want to see Elon Musk.
[00:15:21]  Like, I don't want to see Donald Trump.
[00:15:23]  I don't want to see any of the stuff.
[00:15:25]  Yeah.
[00:15:25]  Yeah.
[00:15:26]  No.
[00:15:26]  I mean, it's like, I don't understand.
[00:15:28]  I mean, it's, it's, I shouldn't know Jack Dorsey's fucking name.
[00:15:33]  He has never done anything like brave or cool or like helped anybody.
[00:15:38]  He's just a guy who made like a website that everyone uses to get, that I'm banned from.
[00:15:43]  That everybody uses to get mad at you.
[00:15:46]  You got to understand, like, people, people have their little like things.
[00:15:51]  That's the new, like, the new way.
[00:15:54]  Like, yeah.
[00:15:55]  I don't know.
[00:15:56]  Like, don't get me, don't even get me started on Jack Dorsey.
[00:16:00]  I would know.
[00:16:02]  I'm afraid that I can't let that slip by.
[00:16:04]  I have to get you started on Jack.
[00:16:06]  I feel like Jack Dorsey is like, but let me start talking shit about Jack Dorsey because that nigga be deleting me every time I get on fucking Twitter.
[00:16:15]  Me too.
[00:16:17]  Like, fuck, fuck.
[00:16:19]  And it's just like, what is this personal vendetta?
[00:16:21]  Like, no, you're supposed to keep it, keep it cool.
[00:16:24]  Like, if Jeff, if Jeff Bezos doesn't like you, he's not going to not let you spend your fucking money on Amazon.
[00:16:31]  Yeah.
[00:16:33]  You know?
[00:16:34]  So it's like, all this little pissy ass, like, oh, we're blocking this person and we're blocking this person, but we're allowing this other shit to, it's, it's just, it's exhausting.
[00:16:45]  And it's like, young niggas are actually very boring.
[00:16:49]  And, you know, of all the people that are on the planet, the types of people that you guys like choose to do business with with all that, all that new data money and all that shit.
[00:17:01]  And just the type of shit that y'all choose to do is whack.
[00:17:08]  Yeah, it fucking, it is.
[00:17:09]  Like, if I had a billion dollars, I would not be swabbing.
[00:17:12]  Well, of course, if they were sick, yeah, I will have to put the money up and do that.
[00:17:16]  But I would not be Swabbing.
[00:17:22]  I'll probably never swab no matter how many billions of dollars I collect.
[00:17:26]  I'm not a swab guy.
[00:17:28]  I wouldn't be swabbing people and just like deleting people and, you know, chastising people for what they say and doing all of that when your platform depends on people being able to say whatever the fuck they want to say, you know?
[00:17:46]  Yeah, you got like you've been how many times have you been banned?
[00:17:49]  I've been banned four times.
[00:17:51]  I don't even fucking know.
[00:17:52]  Fuck the nigga.
[00:17:53]  A true poster.
[00:17:54]  Sick.
[00:17:54]  Love it.
[00:17:55]  Fuck him.
[00:17:56]  Yeah.
[00:17:56]  I'm going to pop back up on that bitch.
[00:17:58]  Like, ah.
[00:18:02]  I'm with you.
[00:18:04]  I can't.
[00:18:04]  He can't get rid of me either.
[00:18:05]  I mean, not that I post on there, of course, but you know, it's, it's, it's, he is, you know, he doesn't know who I am.
[00:18:12]  mean his algorithm does but you mentioned elon musk and i fucking hate that i have to know that fucking guy's name Like, it's...
[00:18:41]  And I realize it's just like, I don't really get the fight from the financial point of view, but like, he just, he wants to keep his name in the fucking news.
[00:18:50]  He does.
[00:18:52]  He does, but we all do.
[00:18:54]  And we can't even front.
[00:18:56]  Like, I like, I get it, but hello.
[00:19:05]  You know, America gave you the tax, the tax money to do things so you can like get us ahead of China and all these other motherfuckers.
[00:19:15]  And now they're fucking us up.
[00:19:17]  And you're, you're, you chilling with the ops.
[00:19:22]  Well, it's like they gave him all this money.
[00:19:24]  Like, he was like, made this whole big thing.
[00:19:26]  Like, you really, you really took the money.
[00:19:28]  Like, you really took, like, and you, and you, and you really, like, okay, not even to be funny, but you really, like, took the EBT money.
[00:19:36]  Like, you took the fucking, like, wick check.
[00:19:39]  You just took the food stamps in a fucking.
[00:19:43]  Remember when the food stamps used to come in a pack?
[00:19:47]  No, I got, when I was on food stamps, it was a card.
[00:19:50]  Oh, see, that's, that's, like, new food stamps.
[00:19:52]  California.
[00:19:53]  Oh, California food stamps.
[00:19:55]  Back in the day, New York food stamps used to come in a booklet.
[00:20:00]  And they used to have like $50 bill, $10 bill, $5 bill on there.
[00:20:04]  And you would rip that out.
[00:20:05]  And you would go to the place that accepts the shit.
[00:20:08]  And it's like, mean on.
[00:20:10]  A lot of your money is like paper, paper little welfare money.
[00:20:15]  And you be playing around and trying to chastise niggas and be all like, I'm leaving California and I'm doing this and doing that.
[00:20:24]  Like, bitch, nobody give a fuck.
[00:20:27]  I know he said, come arrest me.
[00:20:29]  It's like, dude, you just had a fucking.
[00:20:31]  No, they don't give a fuck about arresting you.
[00:20:34]  You corny.
[00:20:36]  He's so corny.
[00:20:37]  You corny.
[00:20:38]  Like, the cops is it, yo, this niggas on drugs again.
[00:20:40]  Whatever he got money, let him fucking do it.
[00:20:44]  Him tweeting about the red pill was like, uh, shut up, dude.
[00:20:49]  Shut up.
[00:20:51]  That was just like.
[00:20:52]  So corny.
[00:20:54]  That's mad corny, like, girl.
[00:20:57]  Do you see Grimes' mom being like, fuck this dude?
[00:21:02]  I mean, hello.
[00:21:07]  But I mean, bitch want to do what she want to fucking do.
[00:21:11]  And like, you know, bitches be thinking that they want to, you know, be sneaky and slimy and get ahead and do whatever they got to do to get ahead.
[00:21:20]  More power to you, bitch.
[00:21:22]  And fucking live it up.
[00:21:24]  Live it up, bitch.
[00:21:25]  You better get some diamonds on that nigga.
[00:21:29]  I know.
[00:21:29]  It's like, it's, it's weird because I've known like a lot of art school girls, like, you know, not, you know, as friends, of course.
[00:21:39]  And I can't imagine that any of them would be prepared to marry and have a baby with like a 45-year-old child like Elon Musk.
[00:21:49]  Shit, look if he got fucking money.
[00:21:52]  Yes, fuck they will.
[00:21:54]  But doesn't she?
[00:21:54]  I mean, she's got to have money too, right?

=== Bitcoin Tech Enthusiasts (03:15) ===

[00:21:56]  I mean, I know the record business is shaking.
[00:21:59]  Why spend mine when I can spend yours?
[00:22:03]  Yeah, yeah, I guess that's true.
[00:22:04]  But at least, I don't know.
[00:22:06]  I mean, I guess there's probably no other husband out there who would let you name your baby like XA.
[00:22:12]  I can't even.
[00:22:14]  No, that's just like a joke.
[00:22:16]  That's like a weird joke.
[00:22:17]  And that's that.
[00:22:18]  I don't even know why they did that to the baby.
[00:22:21]  That was kind of a little disrespectful.
[00:22:22]  It's like, stop playing with the baby's life.
[00:22:24]  Like, he's just like, you know, you're putting sticker tattoos all over the baby's face.
[00:22:28]  You post in the picture of the baby, like trying to like make it like he's like a little fucking toy.
[00:22:33]  Yeah.
[00:22:34]  Stop.
[00:22:34]  Yeah, that's really gross.
[00:22:35]  Well, that's what it feels like.
[00:22:36]  It is.
[00:22:39]  But still, it's like, come on, just a little more cool.
[00:22:42]  You know, like, you know, like, a lot of people get high.
[00:22:45]  You know, a lot of these billionaires, a lot of these motherfuckers be getting high as shit.
[00:22:52]  But we don't know because they're not like making that about what it's about.
[00:22:58]  It's like you're always trying to do like some out of this world drug shit.
[00:23:02]  Yeah.
[00:23:02]  You know, you be dropping singles and doing all that other extra shit.
[00:23:06]  It's like, chill out.
[00:23:08]  Well, that's kind of how I just imagine all these guys.
[00:23:11]  It's just like roaming around in a giant mansion wearing a robe on ketamine.
[00:23:17]  And I think I feel like that's correct.
[00:23:20]  Well, I mean, the new school guys, yeah, but the old school, like old school, like old, old tech guys, they had their little like LSD days or whatever, but a lot of them, they be on their little green juice smoothie.
[00:23:34]  You know, $40 moon juice.
[00:23:38]  Well, no, they be having like chefs and butlers and shit.
[00:23:41]  Like they be on the on the Oprah shit.
[00:23:44]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:23:45]  When you come in and it's presidential and it's like, no, the salad fork is next to the other shit.
[00:23:52]  And they have things organized and stuff.
[00:23:54]  Like, so I feel like there is a way, like, you know, and there is a period, but it's, it's just like this, the drugs that fuel the technostic or the technocracy in this time are like, I don't know, the washed up Coke and fucking whatever.
[00:24:13]  These niggas be going, they be doing everything.
[00:24:17]  I was like, how high you want to get?
[00:24:20]  Yeah.
[00:24:21]  I feel like it's also like they do a bunch of drugs that no one else has actually heard of because they're like all these weird designers.
[00:24:28]  I've heard it's like weird designer cuts of like Molly that no one else has or something and they all have like weird names that are numbers and stuff like that or like non-names.
[00:24:38]  Right.
[00:24:38]  And it'd be like, okay, Bitcoin girls.
[00:24:41]  Yeah.
[00:24:42]  Y'all are doing some freaky deeky shit under the covers.
[00:24:46]  Let me stop before I get in trouble.
[00:24:49]  Because I remember having conversations with a couple people saying that Bitcoin shit is not going to last a long time because y'all don't got no guns.
[00:25:01]  Yeah.
[00:25:01]  You know, yeah, yeah.
[00:25:03]  The United States military has the most guns in the world.
[00:25:06]  Like if they want to come and eat your shit, they're going to eat you.

=== Bitcoin's Futile Future (07:36) ===

[00:25:11]  You know?
[00:25:11]  Has anyone tried to get you into Bitcoin since you've been in LA?
[00:25:15]  Of course people be trying to get me into Bitcoin, but it's like, honey, I got enough confusion and enough shit going on.
[00:25:24]  I don't need to get on this other shit.
[00:25:26]  This shit might explode like Emron.
[00:25:29]  Oh, yeah, yeah.
[00:25:31]  Well, it's like, I don't know.
[00:25:33]  It's the Bitcoin shit, all these tech people, it's just like, it's a mindset that I cannot get into.
[00:25:39]  It's like totally divorced from being a human being.
[00:25:42]  Yeah, like, what?
[00:25:44]  You want to pull everybody's DNA on blockchain and like, yeah, do all that extra shit and like control the data of the for what?
[00:25:52]  Yeah, well, what do you think it's for?
[00:25:55]  For nothing, honestly, because you know when you have, I guess, a fucking Neanderthal, like a fucking hominid or some shit, and he's trying to build the technology to, you know, enhance his spirit, like he wants to make a sundial or make like a fucking crown or anchor or a statue or whatever.
[00:26:16]  That's like him using technology to enhance his spirituality, you know, like when they're paving roads and doing all that other shit.
[00:26:24]  When you get into suppressing your spirit to advance like technology, then it's just pointless.
[00:26:32]  Yeah, it's fucking pointless.
[00:26:36]  Well, it's like pointless when nobody like will actually have any real soul left to you know like what you're trying to do, get rid of all the souls.
[00:26:47]  I mean, in a way, yeah, I think kind of like the life extension crap is really freaky to me.
[00:26:54]  Like all the and like, you know, genetic modification stuff that they're trying to do.
[00:26:59]  That stuff like gets me very weirded out.
[00:27:03]  Trying to like experimenting with living forever, thinking they can live forever and like all that kind of the transhumanist stuff.
[00:27:10]  Yeah, but why the fuck would you want to live forever?
[00:27:14]  I don't know, man.
[00:27:15]  These people are crazy.
[00:27:17]  I mean, it sounds good in theory, but after a while, like once you all shriveled up and your pussy don't work, your dick don't work and you're just like soaking your head in a jar at night and you don't know what the fuck to do.
[00:27:33]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:27:34]  Like who the fuck wants to fuck that?
[00:27:36]  And what do you want to be around to see?
[00:27:38]  You want to see other people's disgusting reactions at your fucking transhumanist, like weird fucking like rotting metal, rusted metal fucking forehead nigga?
[00:27:49]  No.
[00:27:49]  I know.
[00:27:50]  It's like, it's like 500 years from now desperately begging a woman for a pussy while my head's in a jar just attached to like a weird mechanical dick.
[00:27:58]  That sounds awful.
[00:27:59]  Right.
[00:28:01]  Just let me stop.
[00:28:03]  And then at any moment, somebody could come snatch plug on your ass.
[00:28:08]  They snatched the plug on your ass.
[00:28:10]  It's over.
[00:28:11]  Like, I want to stop having sex at 45 because I'm a smoker anyways.
[00:28:16]  I don't want to, and it doesn't work after that.
[00:28:18]  I don't want to be like 500 and not.
[00:28:21]  Listen, if there's no reality that I want to live in where I can have sex past the age of 38.
[00:28:31]  What?
[00:28:33]  Oh, honey, you need to get some of them detox pills.
[00:28:35]  I'll send you the link on Amazon.
[00:28:38]  Eat you some fennel seeds and some, you know, cucumbers, cleanse that out.
[00:28:44]  Look at now, you're a naturopath.
[00:28:46]  You do live in LA.
[00:28:48]  I know, but I mean, a person knows like what makes their body, you know, if you're aware of yourself, like spiritually and just kind of emotionally, like you can feel when something's off and you know, like, all right, let me get, let me boost my immune, let me boost my little vitamin C or get my little like whatever.
[00:29:12]  I've been trying to experiment with veganism, but like, you know, sometimes you have a period and you lose all the iron and you're like, bitch, I need a steak.
[00:29:21]  Give me a fucking steak.
[00:29:23]  Well, also, you live in LA.
[00:29:25]  You're supposed to call it plant-based.
[00:29:27]  I've been called it plant-based, honey.
[00:29:29]  I've been plant-based before you was even born.
[00:29:33]  Yeah, that's, well, I can't argue with that.
[00:29:36]  I'm lying.
[00:29:38]  Like, I feel like I'm a year older than you.
[00:29:41]  Probably.
[00:29:42]  When Liz and I were in LA, like, in January, or I guess all three of us are in LA, but Liz and I got juices.
[00:29:49]  And it was like, I'd never bought an expensive juice before.
[00:29:53]  I don't know why I keep talking about expensive juices, but I couldn't fucking see you because you won't buy a goddamn juicer.
[00:30:00]  I won't buy a juicer.
[00:30:02]  Well, I think I can get a fucking juicer.
[00:30:08]  Well, I was in LA.
[00:30:09]  I couldn't bring it with me.
[00:30:10]  I didn't have a travel juicer.
[00:30:13]  Yeah, but no, the juice scam in LA is a scam.
[00:30:16]  Just get a DM juicer because it saves so much money.
[00:30:20]  Like, if you're going to be one of those juice girls, like, oh, juice, juice time.
[00:30:27]  Like, if you're going to do all that, you could get, like, a cute little, because by the time you buy 12, like, bottles of pressed juicery, you spent a good, like, $200, a good, like, $250.
[00:30:44]  You could just get a juicer for that money.
[00:30:48]  Oh, yeah, yeah.
[00:30:49]  I mean, it's, you will not find any argument from me that all that shit is.
[00:30:53]  I mean, I feel like LA, though, is like ground zero for scams like that.
[00:30:56]  And I get annoyed by them, but I have to respect the people doing the scams.
[00:31:01]  It's not really about the scams.
[00:31:03]  It's the fact that the people have money and they are American and they want certain things done for them.
[00:31:08]  Yeah.
[00:31:09]  Back to what we were talking about.
[00:31:11]  So it's like, yeah, they're like, this is Beverly Hills, bitch.
[00:31:17]  Off up my fucking cities and give me my fucking lip shots and my green juice and get the fuck out of my face because I paid you.
[00:31:26]  Like, you know, you know how sometimes men say like they don't pay prostitutes for sex.
[00:31:31]  They pay prostitutes to leave.
[00:31:33]  Yeah.
[00:31:34]  It's kind of the same.
[00:31:36]  That's what a lot of Americanism is about.
[00:31:39]  Like, it's like, I'm paying you to get the fuck out.
[00:31:42]  Get out my face.
[00:31:44]  But then that leads to like shit like we're seeing where it's like everybody's just going to be sitting in their fucking home.
[00:31:49]  You get everything delivered on like Fiverr or Amazon or whatever after this.
[00:31:54]  I mean, that's the big problem with like one of the big problems with quarantine is that all like the regular stores are shutting down and it's just going to be like Amazon.
[00:32:02]  Everything.
[00:32:03]  Well, God damn it.
[00:32:05]  Look, Jeff Bezos, you got in at the right fucking time.
[00:32:13]  Shit.
[00:32:13]  More power to him.
[00:32:14]  He's the fucking lucky one.
[00:32:16]  The golden child.
[00:32:17]  You did it.
[00:32:19]  And to be honest, I would trust like this huge like sanitized kind of, I don't agree with the third party selling because that's like another way that it's just like, okay, no, like it's like monopoly.
[00:32:35]  Like other countries could really fuck us up.
[00:32:36]  Like just sending us some like shit that we think we're ordering offline and it's like, oh, seven, eight days arrival and it's really coming from like West Bumblefuck.

=== Faked Candles and Hibiscus Tea (03:13) ===

[00:32:48]  Hey, I'm from West Bumblefuck.
[00:32:50]  No, no, I'm saying like West Bumblefuck, like fucking Fiji and it's like dropped on the fucking sand and the water a million times before it gets to you.
[00:33:01]  Like, you know what I'm saying?
[00:33:02]  Yeah.
[00:33:03]  Amazon allows a lot for that.
[00:33:05]  Like and like fake shit too.
[00:33:08]  Yeah, girl.
[00:33:09]  Like especially makeup.
[00:33:12]  There's so much.
[00:33:13]  Oh my God.
[00:33:15]  There's so much fake makeup and honey.
[00:33:19]  I've had my breakouts from fake Amazon makeup.
[00:33:22]  No.
[00:33:23]  Yeah.
[00:33:23]  And like fake skin shit and like fake candles, like hair stuff.
[00:33:27]  It's like a total candle.
[00:33:31]  Well, don't be like, oh, it's this brand, but it's not that brand.
[00:33:34]  Right.
[00:33:35]  It's really not.
[00:33:36]  But, you know.
[00:33:37]  But you'll think like, yes, this is this is my girl.
[00:33:40]  This is my favorite candle.
[00:33:41]  And it'll come and it'll be all kind of other shit in there.
[00:33:45]  Or it'll look like the same, but like one thing will be off.
[00:33:49]  And you'll be like, no, I got a fake one.
[00:33:53]  I see it with like hair shit all the time too.
[00:33:57]  By the time you bust your Amazon package open, you'd be so ready for that shit.
[00:34:01]  You'd be like, look, let me just put this fucking candle on.
[00:34:03]  Yeah.
[00:34:04]  Fucking curls.
[00:34:05]  And just fucking pay it, bitch.
[00:34:07]  Let me just light five candles and then fall asleep immediately.
[00:34:13]  No, some candles you could get like the big candles that, you know, if you know how to do it right, you could do it.
[00:34:19]  I feel like you've known me long enough to know that I don't know how to do it right.
[00:34:27]  Yes, I've been trying to time something for you to get you to laugh while you're drinking something.
[00:34:32]  I'm just kidding.
[00:34:33]  I'm drinking hibiscus tea.
[00:34:35]  That's what I've been drinking.
[00:34:36]  Not today, but we got a big bass bag of hibiscus tea.
[00:34:39]  It's fucking drinking.
[00:34:42]  Oh, oh, oh, oh.
[00:34:44]  Now I see you're trying to get one over on me now.
[00:34:46]  Listen, you can't make fun of me for drinking hibiscus tea.
[00:34:49]  I'm drinking the same thing as you.
[00:34:51]  I know, but you're really, really excited about the fact that we're both drinking hibiscus tea.
[00:34:56]  I've never drank hibiscus tea before two days ago.
[00:34:58]  So I'm very, very excited about it.
[00:35:00]  It's not an maybe it's an old hat to you, but it's a new, exciting improvement in my life, which could stand for some.
[00:35:08]  That's good.
[00:35:10]  That's really good.
[00:35:12]  I mean, I'm happy for you.
[00:35:14]  Oh, thank you.
[00:35:37]  we were talking earlier like this is kind of a combination of everything we've been talking about uh What do you think of like eventually people doing like body modifications, like sort of like the transhumanist stuff where like they can get something to make them run faster or like you know, an exoskeleton to make them stronger or something like that?

=== Low Key, High Stakes (14:16) ===

[00:36:01]  Like the, you know, I think that stuff's obviously pretty far off, but like the obsession that these rich guys are.
[00:36:08]  Far off at all.
[00:36:09]  That shit is very, very, that shit is is here.
[00:36:14]  Really?
[00:36:15]  Yeah, that shit is already in the laps.
[00:36:18]  They're just not letting it out.
[00:36:21]  Come on, man.
[00:36:23]  Come on.
[00:36:24]  I don't know.
[00:36:25]  They don't tell you.
[00:36:26]  Motherfuckers are like working on all these like Sam Altman niggas and all these fucking, you know, top of the pop, fucking technocrat ass niggas.
[00:36:37]  What the fuck you, what do you think they're all doing?
[00:36:39]  Like they're all like combining data and wealth and power.
[00:36:47]  Yeah.
[00:36:47]  Like that the tech technoc the technocracy can really low-key overthrow the government if they fucking want to.
[00:36:55]  100%.
[00:36:56]  They got enough money to bribe the military.
[00:37:01]  Well, they also, like, Amazon, the fucking military is going to host their, like, all of their shit on Amazon servers now.
[00:37:09]  You know?
[00:37:09]  Like, all of their, like...
[00:37:11]  Well, everything, everything gets hosted on Amazon servers.
[00:37:14]  Amazon servers are pretty secure.
[00:37:17]  Yeah, but like if you think about that, like what power if all the military is like, you know, you know, minute to minute like tech, you know, they're, they're, they're sending all their stuff through these Amazon servers back out to the battlefield or whatever.
[00:37:30]  Amazon's got a lot of power there.
[00:37:32]  Yeah, but you got to understand that the military created the whole, like they created Silicon Valley and they created the technocracy for their benefit.
[00:37:43]  Like they.
[00:37:43]  They want that yeah yeah no, they a lot of people don't know that, but yeah, they did.
[00:37:49]  It's all like basically started on military technology.
[00:37:53]  Yeah, all that Arpanet, hell yeah they, they're trying to catch up and they're trying to catch up to China.
[00:38:03]  I know Trump saw that coronavirus.
[00:38:05]  He was like oh, like damn, these got me and they got.
[00:38:10]  He was like, you know, they got him in a way that he couldn't even like like he, he didn't expect that.
[00:38:16]  All that talking that you're doing, you be doing on the, on the twitter and all the other you be shitting on your fish filet brick whatever, like where do you?
[00:38:31]  Well, where do you think coronavirus came from?
[00:38:33]  You sound like you think it's man-made?
[00:38:36]  Well I, I feel like, even even if it does have natural origins, you know, when you have things that break out and the scientists go to study it, they collect the, the little sample and they put it in the fridge and, like you know, they have it.
[00:38:53]  So they know like okay like, if this happens again, like we know what it is, blah blah blah, blah.
[00:38:59]  I feel like they could have been trying to try some other, you know, and it could either have been a mistake or it could have been on purpose, low-key.
[00:39:17]  I think it's on purpose okay, I think I, I think that was on purpose, like they definitely were.
[00:39:21]  Like all right Trump, you want to talk a lot of you want okay, you want this billion dollars.
[00:39:25]  You want this money, all right, but little do you know.
[00:39:28]  You're gonna have to spend that right back on expensive ppe and expensive ventilators and all this other shit and we're gonna hide the Dna sequence of the virus and we're going Nigga, we're gonna you up.
[00:39:42]  Well, if that, if that was the intention, it worked right no, it worked, and that's why.
[00:39:48]  That's why Trump gotta shut the up.
[00:39:51]  He can't.
[00:39:51]  Well, the thing is he's, he's one of those guys he just talks a lot of and then like yeah, but no you, you really gotta, you really gotta shut the up bitch, because it's it's, it's getting serious now and it's like all the time you spend on twitter, you need to be like talking to these scientists system, talking to these motherfuckers that are, like you know, on the cutting edge of technology, like that that, that coronavirus shit is technology.
[00:40:15]  Yeah, all that Anthrax shit, that's technology.
[00:40:19]  Yeah, you know.
[00:40:20]  And it's like you would stop fucking kissing bacon ass.
[00:40:25]  The fucking like the stop kissing the ass of, like the meat producers and Purdue chicken and fucking like you, like kissing Mcdonald's ass and like all this other shit ass, and you're just not.
[00:40:38]  You're not taking any attention, you're not taking any time to pay attention.
[00:40:42]  Well, he loves Mcdonald's.
[00:40:43]  You can't.
[00:40:44]  I mean, I love, I love, I love Mcdonald's, but Mcdonald's will kill you.
[00:40:48]  Yeah okay, Mcdonald's will definitely kill you.
[00:40:52]  Well, it's Trump's love for Mcdonald's may kill us too.
[00:40:55]  Well, that is alive and motherfucking kicking.
[00:40:58]  I cannot believe I mean talk about health that nigga got so much energy.
[00:41:04]  I think I think what they're doing is they're giving him like big ass vitamin.
[00:41:07]  Have you ever had a vitamin b shot?
[00:41:10]  Yeah, I think they're giving him like a bunch of the like a shot, like a vitamin b mixed with you.
[00:41:17]  That's just that.
[00:41:18]  That original New York City anger, that's just old permuting.
[00:41:22]  Like he just got the soul in him.
[00:41:24]  That is just he's.
[00:41:27]  He's.
[00:41:28]  He's together.
[00:41:28]  His little marbles are together.
[00:41:30]  Yeah, a lot of people think that he's like not all there, but every time I like sit and watch him talk, i'm like he knows what he's.
[00:41:37]  Absolutely he's way more like together than Biden, who looks crazy Loopy, who looks crazy Biden.
[00:41:47]  Honey, you need to drink some lotion.
[00:41:52]  Yeah, he needs to like, take a long nap or something.
[00:41:56]  No, he needs to just drink some lotion.
[00:41:58]  And they just need to turn him over a couple times, make sure he ain't got no bed sores and just fucking, like you know moisturize, put some ointment on him.
[00:42:10]  What do you?
[00:42:10]  I mean, it's just like incredible, I think.
[00:42:12]  I think my my thing with Trump is that like I wish so bad that I could just yell at people and eat hamburgers all day like you do.
[00:42:22]  Yell at people and eat hamburgers all day, I know, but I feel like shit.
[00:42:34]  That's your personal issue, honey.
[00:42:36]  You got to get it like Trump.
[00:42:38]  Trump don't give a fuck.
[00:42:39]  I know.
[00:42:40]  I need his magic.
[00:42:41]  When the lady coughed at the fucking press conference, he was like, oh.
[00:42:45]  That was so funny.
[00:42:47]  Because that was the funny thing.
[00:42:48]  He was out of there.
[00:42:50]  He was out of there so fast.
[00:42:53]  He was just like, oh, bitch.
[00:42:55]  He's got something that Biden will never have.
[00:42:57]  And that, in fact, most presidents have never had is that he has comedic timing.
[00:43:02]  He knows how to be funny.
[00:43:04]  No, he's he's really just a piece of shit.
[00:43:09]  He's a piece of shit.
[00:43:10]  He didn't have comedic time.
[00:43:12]  Okay, comedic timing is like, I feel a little, it's a little more regimented and it's a little more like PC.
[00:43:19]  He's like an old school jive turkey.
[00:43:24]  Yeah, I'm saying like he's like an old school like shit talker.
[00:43:28]  Yeah.
[00:43:30]  And that's, that's like, it's so old school.
[00:43:34]  He's not like a like, I don't know.
[00:43:37]  You sometimes you look on AOC Twitter and like Hillary Clinton Twitter and shit and be like, oh my God, who wrote this joke for you, bitch?
[00:43:44]  Yes.
[00:43:45]  Yeah.
[00:43:45]  Well, that's, I mean, that's, that's the thing that like, yeah, it's and it's so dry.
[00:43:50]  It's like, oh, my pussy is so dry.
[00:43:52]  This is all I have to say right now.
[00:43:56]  She was like, oh, don't take medical advice from someone who looks at a solar eclipse.
[00:44:00]  It's like, bitch.
[00:44:05]  Bitch.
[00:44:06]  I know she should shut the fuck up.
[00:44:08]  She should shut the fuck up.
[00:44:10]  Like, shut the fuck up.
[00:44:12]  Or at least, like, bitch, I don't know.
[00:44:14]  You get like Elizabeth Warren.
[00:44:16]  She'd be making that little ugly strawberry shortcake.
[00:44:18]  She'd be drinking a beam.
[00:44:19]  Oh my God.
[00:44:19]  That cake was so bad.
[00:44:21]  Wait, I didn't see the cake.
[00:44:22]  No, that cake was low-key, man.
[00:44:24]  Good.
[00:44:25]  I'm sure it was good, but it was just funny.
[00:44:28]  It was like, look, worse.
[00:44:29]  It was very like real in that, like, the photo of it was kind of just like.
[00:44:34]  Wait, she made it.
[00:44:35]  She made a, she made like a shitty strawberry shortcake?
[00:44:38]  No, that shit to me.
[00:44:40]  It's an eater.
[00:44:42]  All that syrup dripping down in the cake.
[00:44:44]  That shit look good as shit.
[00:44:46]  I will say, I, I will, this is tough for me to say.
[00:44:50]  I will have to, I pledge here and now in front of our entire audience.
[00:44:53]  I will never eat Elizabeth Warren's pussy again.
[00:44:56]  I will never do it again.
[00:44:57]  This is after hearing about this cake, it is fucking over.
[00:45:03]  It is, it is.
[00:45:04]  Sorry, lady, you're gonna have to find a new guy who does something to you two times a week, two hours on Tuesday, four hours on Thursday.
[00:45:11]  You're gonna have to find some other fucking guy who's willing to eat it.
[00:45:15]  You should have been eating Kamala pussy because Kamala is like, girl, listen, you the only black girl in the race.
[00:45:22]  You can't be given angry black girl.
[00:45:23]  You can't be given like stern black girl.
[00:45:25]  You gotta like laugh and like smile, girl.
[00:45:29]  And you, come on, get let's.
[00:45:30]  Let's get the stylus on her.
[00:45:33]  Well, I mean, if she wants me to, I will go down on her absolutely, but she has her.
[00:45:39]  People have not reached out.
[00:45:41]  I've heard from, I've heard from from who's the lady from the Midwest.
[00:45:44]  I've heard from that lady's, who's that lady.
[00:45:48]  I've heard from Klobuchar's people.
[00:45:49]  I've been studying they sent me a diagram of the vagina before I, before I signed the contract, and I haven't really gotten time to look.
[00:45:57]  You better stop saying stuff like this, because you could get in trouble for sexual harassment and low-key if it just be ready to throw that book at you.
[00:46:05]  Azealia, if Klobuchar me too's me for saying, for saying I have not agreed to eat her pussy on my podcast, then I will me too, her ass right back.
[00:46:20]  It is true that she likes throwing things.
[00:46:22]  Though she does like throwing things.
[00:46:24]  I know that's like she was the angriest.
[00:46:26]  She was the angry one.
[00:46:27]  She was always throwing shit at people, which I kind of respect actually, and you gotta respect that, because it's like nigga, what the fuck is wrong with you.
[00:46:34]  You ain't hear me the fuck the first time.
[00:46:36]  I know.
[00:46:39]  I know the way people don't understand, but the way to really get someone's attention is to throw a stapler as hard as possible at their head.
[00:46:47]  That's that's, that's how it raises my family.
[00:46:51]  What is wrong with you?
[00:46:52]  You need some love in your life, some light in your life.
[00:46:56]  I that's some plans or something.
[00:46:59]  I got plans.
[00:47:01]  I mean I try to, but I don't know if I have good ones.
[00:47:05]  I mean, hopefully someday I will make it to a point where I I can say something besides the fact that I ate Elizabeth Warren out, like I feel like I want to say something more important than that.
[00:47:17]  I'm just too stupid to think of it.
[00:47:18]  No, did you really eat her pussy?
[00:47:20]  No, I would never do that in a million years.
[00:47:22]  I mean, I did once, but I wouldn't do it.
[00:47:24]  No no, I don't think anyone has this.
[00:47:32]  I mean no, I hear me out here.
[00:47:34]  Does it seem like anybody who works at Harvard LAW is getting their pussy eaten?
[00:47:40]  Like, can you imagine that happening?
[00:47:43]  It's impossible.
[00:47:45]  Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
[00:47:49]  My goodness, that's so funny Because I remember when I was watching, like the Democratic debates and it's like, Amy, Global Char, like, why are you shaking so much?
[00:48:00]  Like, calm down, girl.
[00:48:01]  She was just like trembling.
[00:48:03]  She was like, she needs some fucking shit.
[00:48:06]  I don't want to laugh at nobody.
[00:48:07]  Like, like, you know, she could have a health condition or some shit like that.
[00:48:10]  I don't want to laugh at her like that, but I feel like it was nerves.
[00:48:13]  And then you were just talking about eating her pussy.
[00:48:16]  And then I was just thinking about her shaking.
[00:48:18]  And it was just like. a lot going on just now.
[00:48:22]  Fuck.
[00:48:23]  I didn't even think about that.
[00:48:24]  If, if, if, if, Amy, if you're listening to this, I will make you shake like you've never shook before.
[00:48:32]  She does not have a health conditioner, else I wouldn't make fun of her for it.
[00:48:35]  But I guess I get it.
[00:48:36]  I've been nervous.
[00:48:37]  If I was on the fucking Democratic debate stage, it would be, because my whole thing was Hillary Clinton could have won in 2016 if she told Donald Trump to suck her dick.
[00:48:48]  She could have, she could have won because everyone, she would have beat him at his own fucking game.
[00:48:53]  But that's like my mindset.
[00:48:56]  So if I was on the debate stage, I feel like I would say something very outrageous, making it gamble that people would like it.
[00:49:03]  And if they didn't, I'd be sunk.
[00:49:06]  Yeah, but at the same time, Hillary was really just like complacent.
[00:49:12]  She really thought she had that shit in the back.
[00:49:15]  Oh, yeah.
[00:49:16]  She's what do they call it?
[00:49:17]  She was Trump.
[00:49:18]  Trump didn't even like know he was going to win.
[00:49:21]  No, he was like as shocked as everyone else.
[00:49:24]  He was like, oh, shit is on now.
[00:49:27]  Like, fall.
[00:49:29]  I really got to get my ass together and fucking, god damn it.
[00:49:34]  Yeah, I know.
[00:49:35]  It's like he must have been, I would say he must have been really overwhelmed.
[00:49:38]  I wasn't, I was in the Middle East when that happened and I didn't see a TV for like four days and I just assumed Hillary Clinton won.
[00:49:45]  And when I got to a TV, it was all in Arabic and it was just showing videos of Donald Trump and everyone was like cheering.
[00:49:51]  I'm like, maybe it's from an old rally.
[00:49:53]  And I had to watch it for like 15 minutes before I realized that he was a fucking president, which was pretty funny.
[00:50:00]  But yeah, Hillary Clinton fucking, she, she, she just funny as fuck.
[00:50:06]  Yeah.
[00:50:07]  It's funny as fuck.
[00:50:09]  And, you know, listen, I don't have that much time in my life to be like that angry at somebody, you know, or that angry about a cause.

=== Let Me Chill (02:56) ===

[00:50:18]  Like, I don't have like that in me.
[00:50:20]  Like, it's like, sometimes you just gotta laugh.
[00:50:22]  He funny sometimes.
[00:50:23]  Yeah.
[00:50:24]  I mean, even bad guys can laugh at me.
[00:50:26]  A lot of times he's funny.
[00:50:29]  That's why people like him.
[00:50:31]  Like, people don't fucking, I mean, some people like really care about his policies, but I feel like a lot of people are just like, yeah, he's funny.
[00:50:37]  People like funny shit.
[00:50:39]  If fucking, if, if, if Adam Sandler ran for fucking president, maybe, I mean, he's not funny.
[00:50:44]  He's funny, but at the same time, it's like, he's a little too, all right.
[00:50:50]  It's like, okay, you be repeating a little couple of the same jokes, same like, you know, it's like, all right, you just gotta, like, that's like, that's why he needs a team.
[00:50:59]  Like, you need a team to kind of like tailor that shit for you.
[00:51:03]  Like, you could still be yourself, but just like dole it out at certain points in the time.
[00:51:09]  Yeah.
[00:51:09]  Now, when Donald Trump first became president, what I really wanted from him, like, I know that he was like an old cracker and like old fucking like asshole, shit like that.
[00:51:21]  I really wanted him to be like so fucking obnoxious and do like Christmas at the Trump house week-long special every fucking year, bitch.
[00:51:33]  Deck the halls with the Bowser Holly.
[00:51:36]  You have Melania in there and the fucking designer and then invite all the poor kids, bitch.
[00:51:43]  Get the turkey, do the you log, like, yeah, and give the message, like, you know, the New Year's Eve message.
[00:51:51]  Like, you're supposed to ham it up.
[00:51:53]  You're supposed to ham it up like daddy Warbucks.
[00:51:56]  Yes.
[00:51:57]  But that's, that's what I wanted Trump to come in and do.
[00:52:01]  Because it's like, yes, I want my Cracker Jack and my candy apple.
[00:52:04]  And I want my fucking firecracker and my American flag.
[00:52:08]  I do.
[00:52:09]  I feel like the closest he got to that was the like fast food spread he did.
[00:52:14]  Do you remember that?
[00:52:15]  Where it was like, I think like it was for some like sports that he invited all this like these sports players to the White House.
[00:52:23]  And instead of like having it catered, it was all fast food.
[00:52:27]  And it was.
[00:52:28]  And it was cold.
[00:52:29]  Yeah.
[00:52:30]  Oh, yeah.
[00:52:31]  Oh, yeah.
[00:52:32]  That shit wasn't wrapped in tinfoil.
[00:52:34]  That shit was cold.
[00:52:36]  And it's like, all right, so now you're telling me to tell him you eat a cold fish-filet.
[00:52:39]  Imagine what that's coming out like.
[00:52:42]  Well, remember, remember when he did the fucking, I mean, this all like, he truly broke out when he did the taco bowl for Cinco DiMayo?
[00:52:55]  It was just like, it was the most incredible thing.
[00:52:59]  I mean, you know, not to give too much credence to Twitter.
[00:53:02]  It was probably the most incredible tweet in history.
[00:53:08]  It's not funny.
[00:53:09]  It's not funny because as soon as he like is running his mouth about black people, I'm not going to be laughing.

=== Op Op Conspiracies (06:44) ===

[00:53:14]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:53:15]  So that's why it's like, let me like chill.
[00:53:17]  Yeah.
[00:53:18]  I mean, that's like.
[00:53:21]  Even though he be like, look at my African-American.
[00:53:24]  I was about to say.
[00:53:26]  He did.
[00:53:26]  Yeah.
[00:53:27]  Like, he is.
[00:53:28]  I mean, remember they got like so excited.
[00:53:32]  They did that Super Bowl ad when like Kim Kardashian got him to free that prisoner.
[00:53:37]  And then they did, you know, I think like some sort of broad amnesty or like probably narrow amnesty and release some prisoners.
[00:53:43]  And it's like, I feel like he's going to make like really half-assed things like that.
[00:53:49]  But I guarantee like all of his stuff to appeal to black people is just going to be around prison stuff.
[00:53:54]  Like that's all he's going to do because I feel like that's all he knows.
[00:53:59]  Yeah, well, I feel like the job of any United States president is to uphold the pillars of white supremacy.
[00:54:05]  Like capitalism works on, it was built upon like free labor.
[00:54:10]  You know, so if there's, if there's not free or cheap labor coming from somewhere, then capitalism doesn't exist.
[00:54:16]  Well, that's like, that's where, I mean, that's where the prison stuff comes in handy.
[00:54:20]  You saw how they're putting the prisoners to work in like New York, fucking digging graves.
[00:54:24]  Exactly.
[00:54:24]  The prison is the new plantation.
[00:54:27]  It's the replacement for the fucking plantation.
[00:54:29]  Yeah.
[00:54:29]  I mean, we got more prisoners than I think any, I mean, not even per capita, just more prisoners than any country.
[00:54:35]  Plus, the prisoner, because the prisons are a fucking replacement for the plantation.
[00:54:42]  Yeah.
[00:54:42]  Yeah.
[00:54:43]  It's, it's, it's.
[00:54:44]  The plantation is where America got all of its like wealth from.
[00:54:49]  Cotton, whatever, tobacco, all that other shit.
[00:54:54]  It's like, okay, like, let's use this model and let's like update it and da and let's find ways to trap people back into this system of free labor so that we can.
[00:55:07]  Well, because that's the thing is like, once you get arrested for like something serious, so like you serve time, or even if you just get arrested and put on probation, if they have something on you, like if you're in the system, the chances are you're just gonna keep getting recycled through it and like it's built like that, like it's not built to get people out and like back to their lives or whatever it's built to get you back in.
[00:55:29]  Yeah, and I, I don't know yeah, I don't either.
[00:55:39]  I mean, I think that, just like yeah, I think there should be prisons, but I should decide who's in them.
[00:55:45]  I feel like I would be a much better judge than than pretty much any man in America.
[00:55:49]  You need to be in prison, that's.
[00:55:54]  I am in prison, i'm on house arrest because of quarantine.
[00:55:58]  They need to put your ass in prison.
[00:56:00]  And again, you going out there to what you an op hold on hold on.
[00:56:07]  You can't call me an op.
[00:56:08]  No, you're an op.
[00:56:09]  This is out there fighting and the the whatever Whatever shit.
[00:56:14]  I'm just going to join the U.S. military.
[00:56:17]  I'm not.
[00:56:18]  No, no, no, no.
[00:56:20]  I'm not.
[00:56:21]  Listen, listeners out there.
[00:56:22]  I am.
[00:56:22]  Don't listen to her.
[00:56:23]  I'm not an op.
[00:56:24]  I'm not an op.
[00:56:25]  You're an op.
[00:56:26]  You're an op.
[00:56:27]  Oh, my God.
[00:56:27]  I'm never going to live this down.
[00:56:29]  You're an op.
[00:56:30]  People are going to call me an op for the rest of my life.
[00:56:32]  No, you're an op.
[00:56:33]  How you, how do you benefit from like, you know, this fucking free capitalism here and all this other bullshit?
[00:56:41]  And like, you're, you're like, okay, your freedom to fucking complain is like something you should really cherish because a lot of people in a lot of countries, they don't have the fucking freedom to complain.
[00:56:52]  Like, you're the freedom to talk shit about the place that gives you like pretty much whatever the fuck you want.
[00:57:01]  You know, like you would rather be here than be in fucking some other shithole.
[00:57:08]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:57:09]  I've never lived.
[00:57:10]  Yeah, that's true.
[00:57:10]  I have never lived more than like 20 miles from here, but it's, I, uh, and I have chosen not to leave.
[00:57:16]  But like, yeah, I mean, I will say I, I, I do cherish my, like, the fact that I can talk shit, but I can't talk shit.
[00:57:24]  A lot of people can't talk shit.
[00:57:25]  You know, like, you get, other people get arrested.
[00:57:28]  I just, I just, they love me talking shit because I work for the CIA.
[00:57:33]  I'm just kidding.
[00:57:35]  No, they love you talking shit.
[00:57:37]  Then they let you talk your shit.
[00:57:39]  And, and this, because you white.
[00:57:43]  Yeah.
[00:57:44]  Well, and if they didn't like me.
[00:57:46]  If you were black and talking shit, it would be like they would shut the shit down.
[00:57:50]  Oh, yeah.
[00:57:51]  Yeah.
[00:57:52]  I mean, 100%.
[00:57:53]  If they ever, like, if they ever really get concerned about what I'm going to say, they're just going to put like drugs in my house or like or something and arrest me for that.
[00:58:02]  That's kind of what, that's what I've always figured is that they'll just like, if I ever, if we ever like get onto something that they like really don't want us to get onto, they are 100% going to plant some shit like that.
[00:58:13]  You better stop putting that out there, man.
[00:58:15]  What I was just about to say.
[00:58:17]  You got to stop putting that on yourself.
[00:58:19]  And for real, like, I promise you, like, no, nobody, nobody's going to come after you.
[00:58:26]  Like, you safe, you cool.
[00:58:27]  Like, you know, they probably, they probably, like, you know, they'd be like, all right.
[00:58:34]  A little conspiracy theory podcast.
[00:58:36]  That's fun.
[00:58:37]  Like, whatever.
[00:58:38]  Like, I don't, I don't claim to know the truth about everything.
[00:58:41]  That's just my little conspiracy, my little thoughts, my little piece about it.
[00:58:46]  And if people want to get mad, they can get mad, but it's like, it's my opinion.
[00:58:52]  Well, what are those?
[00:58:53]  Like, what, what are, because we talk a lot about conspiracies.
[00:58:55]  What are the ones that you're into?
[00:58:59]  I'm not into conspiracies.
[00:59:01]  You're not into, but the ones that you...
[00:59:03]  But I acknowledge them as part of, like, just the whole American life.
[00:59:12]  Yeah, I mean, it's like ingrained, it's like a strand in the DNA, basically like like conspiracies.
[00:59:19]  Not a strand of the DNA is just like what, what?
[00:59:22]  What may seem a conspiracy to you is a reality to me yeah yeah, and what may seem like a conspiracy to me is like just kind of basic normal, like reality.
[00:59:36]  That's like um no, like this is what you have to do because of just the difference in you know, socioeconomic kind of information spread.
[00:59:48]  Yeah yeah, I see what you're saying.
[00:59:51]  You know they, they make sure that you know more than I do.
[00:59:55]  I wouldn't say that I know more than you do.

=== A Soap Company's Seductive Story (14:03) ===

[00:59:58]  Yeah, you definitely don't.
[01:00:00]  But how they set, that's how they set the society up.
[01:00:06]  How have you not?
[01:00:06]  I was yeah okay, you mean in the general sense, because I was about to say, how have you not gathered, since we've been talking, that I am stupid, dumb as a bag of rocks, as they say, you're not as dumb as a bag of rocks, and stop putting yourself down.
[01:00:20]  God damn it.
[01:00:22]  Okay, i'm smarter.
[01:00:24]  I am, you know what.
[01:00:25]  I am smarter than a bag of rock.
[01:00:26]  I'm taking my jacket off too.
[01:00:28]  I'm getting, i'm getting comfortable to talk about how smart I am.
[01:00:34]  No it's, it's.
[01:00:36]  I mean, that's.
[01:00:37]  The thing is like there's there's all these sort of different sources of information, there's all these different like like people are just transmitted different images contradictory, like sometimes you'll be told one news story, the next day there'll be like a news story that just totally contradicts that, and it's like overload of information to basically make sure that, like nothing gets through.
[01:00:55]  I feel like 100 motherfucking percent and that's why we just gotta fucking, just I don't know, I don't know what we gotta do.
[01:01:10]  I'll just be trying to put this ep out and, like you know, do this little fucking like soap company and just listen.
[01:01:18]  You know, like it's like you need time to see the saved world, but like it's like where's the time?
[01:01:27]  Yeah well, I mean it is quarantine, but I, the point's taken.
[01:01:32]  Well yeah, you got a soap company, right?
[01:01:34]  Yeah, it's called Cheap XO okay, what you seem bashful.
[01:01:39]  But well listen I, I told you before I got a skin condition, I got psoriasis, and you told me I can, I can send you something for psoriasis, there's something that can help me, because that was it is.
[01:01:52]  I'm listening, it's I, i'm really I don't like it and you have to have celery and celery juice and like fresh juices okay, and like, eat the pulp and the juice too as well.
[01:02:07]  It'll just like if you, if you do it like 21 days in a row, it'll help just reset.
[01:02:14]  Just like eat celery and drink a lot of juice yeah, and you can eat other too, but like, make sure you drink juice and don't like drink coffee or like beer and like that, okay.
[01:02:29]  Well, I don't know, coffee will be tough, but I could.
[01:02:31]  I bet I could do it, Because it's, yeah.
[01:02:34]  Well, what, what, what kind of like, so tell me about the soap company.
[01:02:36]  What are you doing with it?
[01:02:39]  Well, I'm trying to get a reopen.
[01:02:41]  I'm going to reopen it again now that all of this stuff is calming down a little bit, I think.
[01:02:48]  And the supply chain is open now again.
[01:02:52]  So it's kind of just like, all right, I could get back to business.
[01:02:55]  But it's basically like a merch store.
[01:02:58]  And the joke is that Azealia sells soap because Azealia got bars.
[01:03:03]  Oh, okay.
[01:03:06]  Okay.
[01:03:08]  That's a clever little thing you got there.
[01:03:10]  I support it.
[01:03:13]  How long you've been doing it for?
[01:03:15]  I've been doing it for about maybe coming on four years now.
[01:03:19]  Oh, shit.
[01:03:21]  Coming on four years, but you know, it's gone away.
[01:03:24]  It's come back.
[01:03:24]  It's gone away.
[01:03:25]  It's come back because I just haven't, like, I've been doing it all on my own, just out of like passion project.
[01:03:32]  And just kind of sometimes when you want to just get away from like the internet and the music and all that, all the politic and shit, you just be like, okay, look, like, I'm going to just start this little company.
[01:03:45]  Like, and I'll do some other like American capitalism shit.
[01:03:49]  I don't have to just like be a human commodity for you to fucking criticize and talk shit about me.
[01:03:57]  You could get the soap and wash your ass and feel clean, fresh, nigga.
[01:04:02]  Well, that's like, I will say, like, that's, that's what you just mentioned there, like you as a commodity.
[01:04:08]  That is like a weird thing that you have to be because you're like a musician, like a public figure.
[01:04:13]  And so people do treat you like a commodity.
[01:04:16]  I know.
[01:04:17]  And I wish, I wish there was less treatment of me and more treatment of the music because I feel like once I do the music, my job is done.
[01:04:25]  Yeah.
[01:04:26]  Like once I give it to you, that is, that, that is the, the, the, the piece.
[01:04:33]  It's not me.
[01:04:34]  You don't have to have dinner with me.
[01:04:37]  I'd like to have dinner with you.
[01:04:40]  Oh.
[01:04:41]  I'm just kidding.
[01:04:42]  I will never, I'm a juice only guy.
[01:04:47]  Well, that's like, cause that's, cause people, I mean, that's, that's the thing is like, you, I feel like get so much attention from them sometimes because the narrative is that like you go off on people and blah, blah, blah.
[01:04:59]  And like that becomes like a sort of sexy story they can sell.
[01:05:04]  I guess it's a sexy story, but it's not really the, it's never really the point.
[01:05:11]  Yeah.
[01:05:12]  It's not like an explosion.
[01:05:14]  It's usually a statement.
[01:05:16]  Yeah.
[01:05:17]  Yeah.
[01:05:18]  Well, but like, it's like, it's like you're trying to make music, but like the focus becomes just like on you, which is weird because I've had the focus on me in very minor ways, like, you know, from very small groups of people, but it's pretty intense focus before.
[01:05:32]  And it's fucking weird.
[01:05:33]  It's like depersonalizing.
[01:05:35]  Yeah, but at this point, I don't really give a fuck because that's going to be there.
[01:05:41]  And my music is like my diary.
[01:05:43]  Yeah.
[01:05:44]  Well, what are you working on?
[01:05:46]  Right now, I'm working on an album called Business and Pleasure.
[01:05:50]  It's like a whole like straight rap album.
[01:05:54]  Uh-huh.
[01:05:55]  Oh, it's all rap.
[01:05:57]  Like it's all rap and all hip-hop and shit like that.
[01:06:00]  Just because, you know, one gets tired of being like the like just looped in with like LGBTQ, like all the fucking everything.
[01:06:12]  It's like, all right, girls, I love y'all.
[01:06:15]  That's cute, but like I can't be like out here signing dildos like Charlie XCX and doing weird shit like that.
[01:06:22]  Like y'all, y'all doing too much.
[01:06:25]  Yeah, I will say that you like are probably gay dudes fucking love you.
[01:06:30]  And I love them too, but it's like, okay, like I gotta get, I gotta get a husband one day and like get out there and like be married.
[01:06:40]  I can't just be chilling with the cunts all day long.
[01:06:43]  Well, are dudes like, I mean, are people like, do dudes think you're like unapproachable?
[01:06:51]  I don't know.
[01:06:52]  And I don't give a fuck what they think.
[01:06:53]  These niggas are pussy.
[01:06:55]  Yeah, okay, fair.
[01:06:56]  Well, you do live in LA.
[01:06:57]  I'm pussy as shit.
[01:06:59]  You live in LA.
[01:07:01]  I mean.
[01:07:01]  I live in LA, but Liz taught me about contouring abs the other day.
[01:07:09]  And it's like, after I heard that, I was like, I'm never going to fucking Los Angeles again.
[01:07:15]  Shit.
[01:07:16]  Unless I learn how to do it.
[01:07:20]  You have to get the liposuction.
[01:07:23]  I know.
[01:07:24]  No, it's not what I have now that bothers me.
[01:07:29]  It's that the fact that I can just draw on abs.
[01:07:32]  This is like, I don't ever have to go to the gym again.
[01:07:35]  I can just draw them on.
[01:07:37]  I mean, it doesn't work very well.
[01:07:39]  Yeah.
[01:07:40]  Well.
[01:07:41]  No, you could get ab etching with liposuction where they really like etch out the abs.
[01:07:46]  Yeah.
[01:07:47]  And if they know they were, they will really like turn you into fucking Spider-Man.
[01:07:53]  Fuck.
[01:07:54]  Well, I don't know if I want that, but that's, that's, I guess I never thought of that.
[01:07:58]  They could just like basically like suction it in a way that gives you abs.
[01:08:03]  Yeah, and muscles and then and then people go they be getting testosterone shots and working out and being weird and getting their plugs and shit, you know?
[01:08:13]  Oh, I don't need those.
[01:08:14]  Thankfully, I'm showing them, listeners, you can't see this, but I'm showing Azealia my fantastic hairline right here.
[01:08:21]  It's like an arrowhead.
[01:08:23]  We'll never need hair plugs.
[01:08:24]  But the problem is, is that actually I'm not going to say that.
[01:08:33]  I'm not going to bring up how that's bullshit and unfair that there's no such thing as a dick implant on this podcast.
[01:08:39]  I'm not going to, I brought that up before.
[01:08:41]  There is.
[01:08:42]  No, there is.
[01:08:44]  Wait, really?
[01:08:45]  Yeah, there is.
[01:08:46]  There's like all kind of weird type of shit.
[01:08:49]  Like, I know some guy who got like dick injections or some weird shit, but like, why would you want that?
[01:08:55]  I don't want that at all.
[01:08:57]  But injections for what?
[01:08:59]  Like, they put like silicone around, I guess, the heart penile artery, you know, and then when the dick gets hard, it'd be like, you know, I guess the strength of the thing in the middle.
[01:09:14]  And then it just got this extra coating under the skin.
[01:09:18]  And niggas be, you know.
[01:09:23]  I'm not telling my girlfriend about this.
[01:09:26]  This is, this is.
[01:09:28]  You gotta go, you gotta go to like Columbia or some shit.
[01:09:32]  You gotta go to like an experimental clinic they have in the Andes or some shit.
[01:09:36]  Like they won't do this like on.
[01:09:38]  No, You gotta go to like Medellin.
[01:09:44]  There needs to be somebody guarding the clinic with an AK-47 in order for them to do this kind of thing.
[01:09:50]  Yeah.
[01:09:50]  I mean, the technology is just too powerful.
[01:09:53]  If I had my hands on this technology, I would be the most powerful man in America.
[01:09:58]  That's not true.
[01:09:59]  Well, I'd be up there.
[01:10:01]  Because big dick nick is up for everybody.
[01:10:06]  That's true, but I would be the one creating them.
[01:10:10]  You know, you talk about clones, but if I was the guy who had the hookup for dick implants, I could get favors from politicians, from businessmen, from basically anybody in the world.
[01:10:26]  You never back me up.
[01:10:28]  I feel like you should back my dreams up more.
[01:10:31]  Because dick implants is not gonna, in telling you it's not the tea.
[01:10:36]  Oh, it's okay.
[01:10:38]  Okay.
[01:10:38]  Okay.
[01:10:38]  Fair enough.
[01:10:39]  I mean, I'm not, you know, I wouldn't partake.
[01:10:42]  You know, the dealer should never, you know, use from his own supply.
[01:11:09]  We've got to wrap up so we can talk about whatever.
[01:11:11]  Would you want to talk about the Elon Musk Grimes thing where they like tricked you or try to trick you?
[01:11:16]  You know, I'll snicker about it and like geeky about it, like on the side or whatever.
[01:11:21]  Like, but more proper to you and like just be yourself and, you know, I don't know.
[01:11:29]  Good luck.
[01:11:30]  Godspeed, motherfuckers.
[01:11:33]  I know.
[01:11:34]  I mean, it's like, yeah, yeah, I get that.
[01:11:36]  It's, I think that's a very like Zen way of approaching things that I struggle with.
[01:11:43]  I think it's fucked up that you're going to leave all those, all of those Californians out of their job, but.
[01:11:48]  Yeah, that's great.
[01:11:49]  Dude, if I saw my boss on fucking Twitter being like, actually, I'm going to move the factory and shut it down.
[01:11:57]  I would be so fucking mad.
[01:12:00]  Like, imagine.
[01:12:03]  And it's like LA, LA is already opening.
[01:12:05]  Like, the counties are already opening.
[01:12:07]  Like, you just have to wait like four or five days.
[01:12:09]  It's chill.
[01:12:10]  Yeah.
[01:12:11]  But it's like trying to make a stand.
[01:12:12]  Like, these motherfuckers must get back to work.
[01:12:15]  If, you know, I'm so invested in this that I will get.
[01:12:18]  I mean, you won't get arrested, but it's like.
[01:12:20]  I'm going to sell my house.
[01:12:21]  I'm going to sell my this.
[01:12:23]  I'm going to sell my that.
[01:12:24]  Like, da, Like, nigga, these are like rich nigga problems.
[01:12:32]  Well, the thing is, like, that company doesn't even make any fucking money.
[01:12:36]  Well, well, everyone also thinks he's just moving it to China now.
[01:12:41]  That's like the next theory.
[01:12:43]  Oh, like every, like all the factory and shit.
[01:12:46]  Well, he has a factory in China, but like literally moving it out of the U.S. to China.
[01:12:51]  I think he has two.
[01:12:53]  I think he has one in Wuhan and one in Shanghai.
[01:12:57]  In Wuhan?
[01:13:04]  Scratching my chin at this one.
[01:13:08]  No!
[01:13:11]  What?
[01:13:14]  Well, I think we've solved the mystery of who came up with the coronavirus.
[01:13:19]  I know.
[01:13:20]  Well, that's like the real, if you're out.
[01:13:24]  Get into it.
[01:13:25]  That video that Grimes released, she released some video where she's like, I don't know.
[01:13:31]  She's doing some other shit.
[01:13:33]  And she's like reading the art of war in the beginning.
[01:13:36]  And she's doing this dance and the girls got mask on.
[01:13:40]  Oh like this shit yeah, but it's like black masks like designer mask type shit.
[01:13:47]  Yeah.
[01:13:47]  And she like and it's like oh yeah evil.
[01:13:55]  Okay, I see what you're saying.
[01:13:56]  It's like signaling like it's yeah, it makes sense.
[01:13:59]  I mean they do operate through symbols and stuff like that.

=== Anagram For Pussy Pop (09:11) ===

[01:14:02]  Like that's that'd be I would like to see the production notes on that.
[01:14:07]  But still, it's like bitch can you chill?
[01:14:10]  Yeah.
[01:14:10]  I mean I don't I can't imagine is she is any of that stuff her idea?
[01:14:15]  I don't know.
[01:14:16]  She doesn't strike me as someone very like Man girls are so fucking mean Girls are mean.
[01:14:30]  I thought that was being nice.
[01:14:35]  The girls want to make their little like Zumbinis intro music and that's what they gonna do.
[01:14:44]  That bitch music sounded like a fucking Zumbini.
[01:14:47]  Remember that?
[01:14:47]  You remember that?
[01:14:48]  Remember that card?
[01:14:49]  That fucking computer game, Zumbini?
[01:14:51]  Yes, I know, it's like uh, it's like just blipping and blooping.
[01:14:58]  I call it.
[01:14:59]  It's like it's a blip and a bloop.
[01:15:02]  It's not my.
[01:15:03]  You know some Zelda, like Zelda, fucking like PlayStation 2 Zelda soundtrack.
[01:15:11]  You know what I'm saying.
[01:15:12]  Like, damn girl, I know.
[01:15:14]  Well, I think that's like in.
[01:15:16]  I mean, in the future, it's the only music you'll listen to will be on video game soundtracks.
[01:15:22]  No bitch, would you ever do a soundtrack?
[01:15:26]  Sure, but I'm not giving bleep blue, blop blue blue blue, blue.
[01:15:31]  No, I'm not giving bleep blue.
[01:15:34]  I'm gonna send you my 45 minute synth demo after this.
[01:15:38]  I'm not, I'm just joking.
[01:15:40]  I don't know how to listen.
[01:15:41]  I can barely use a computer keyboard, let alone like a regular keyboard.
[01:15:45]  Don't worry, I'm not gonna do it.
[01:15:47]  I got my braces tightened yesterday.
[01:15:50]  Eating these french fries are such a fucking struggle like eating anything at all.
[01:15:57]  Today has been such a fucking struggle.
[01:16:00]  How long you had braces for.
[01:16:03]  Well, I tried to do like.
[01:16:06]  I tried to do like Invisalign and braces on the bottom, like some years ago, but I couldn't commit to the plastic yeah, and then I was just like fucking around for like two, three years and then I moved back to LA in June and I got them back on in September.
[01:16:22]  How long, how much longer do you have?
[01:16:25]  I think maybe until like April 2021.
[01:16:29]  Okay, I had him on, I think, for like four years when I was younger, but I really wanted to get him off early because my name is Brace.
[01:16:37]  And so everyone just assumed my name was a nickname because they're like, oh, they call him Brace because he's got these giant braces.
[01:16:44]  And so for years, like even after I got him off, everyone just thought Brace was a nickname because I like the name Brace.
[01:16:52]  Oh, thank you.
[01:16:54]  It's, I feel like we bond over the fact that we both have names that people mispronounce a lot.
[01:17:00]  Like every I think I think Brace is good.
[01:17:03]  Yeah, I do too.
[01:17:05]  I do too.
[01:17:05]  It's very yachty.
[01:17:08]  Oh, wow.
[01:17:09]  Like the boat?
[01:17:12]  Yeah, like it's very like Hampton-based.
[01:17:16]  Wow.
[01:17:19]  Or like Mark the Spaniard.
[01:17:21]  Right, very Cape Cod.
[01:17:23]  I'm practically a Kennedy.
[01:17:25]  Like a you're doing the lobster like cookout in Maine.
[01:17:32]  The Jews have finally made it to the northern part of New England.
[01:17:36]  Now we're unstoppable.
[01:17:42]  Well, we gotta wrap up soon.
[01:17:45]  Okay, Dolphin.
[01:17:46]  We have fun.
[01:17:47]  It was fun.
[01:17:48]  Yeah, that was a blast.
[01:17:50]  Anything?
[01:17:50]  Does anything else?
[01:17:51]  Anything else you want to say?
[01:17:53]  I want to mention is for people to buy this fucking soap because I know our listeners have all sorts of skin conditions.
[01:18:02]  Right.
[01:18:03]  You know, people have all sorts of skin conditions, but I'm going to come back on this show again because I'm doing a bunch of back orders and a bunch of like redesigning of my store.
[01:18:14]  But yeah, I have shit for like fucking wrinkles, acne, stretch marks, psoriasis, eczema.
[01:18:21]  And I'm looking to expand the line and just like really just get this shit moving again.
[01:18:27]  Like now that this corona shit is all like, well, it's not over.
[01:18:31]  But getting lessening.
[01:18:34]  All right.
[01:18:36]  So yeah, it's going to be like it's not really so like I don't have an announcement about it now.
[01:18:46]  Just that the store is going to be reopened soon.
[01:18:49]  And, you know, the favorites, pussy pop and bussy boy and miss camaraderie and miss some more and they will all be there.
[01:18:55]  Wait, excuse me.
[01:18:56]  There's something called the bussy boy.
[01:18:59]  Yeah.
[01:19:00]  I just trademarked bussy boy and pussy pop.
[01:19:03]  You just trademark the words pussy boy?
[01:19:07]  Yeah, I have I have an anal and it's it's it's a well, it's actually the same formula for anus and vagina and it's lightning, tightening, whitening, antifungal, anti-odor, antibacterial, anti-itch, and wow all bussy boy.
[01:19:27]  You want to see?
[01:19:28]  Yeah, absolutely.
[01:19:30]  People always call me that.
[01:19:32]  No, they don't.
[01:19:33]  They don't call me that.
[01:19:36]  But, like, do you remember Pokemon?
[01:19:39]  Yes.
[01:19:41]  Do you remember Jesse and James from Team Rocket?
[01:19:44]  Yes.
[01:19:45]  So I modeled them after Team Rocket, and they're like supposed to be the health saviors of like fucking, you know, intimate hygiene.
[01:19:57]  Yeah.
[01:19:58]  Wait, hold it closer.
[01:20:00]  Here's Boozy Boy.
[01:20:01]  Oh, yeah.
[01:20:02]  Oh, yeah, I can see it.
[01:20:04]  You can see him.
[01:20:05]  Mm-hmm.
[01:20:06]  Wait, hold it down a little bit.
[01:20:08]  Yeah, there he is.
[01:20:10]  He does look like a pussy boy.
[01:20:16]  That's cute.
[01:20:17]  All right, and here's Pussy Pop.
[01:20:21]  And so both of these are like, they're soaps for your vagina and butthole.
[01:20:27]  Yeah, for your genital area.
[01:20:29]  But you can also use them to treat rosacea because it has witch hazel and tea tree oil and it drinks capillaries.
[01:20:37]  Okay.
[01:20:38]  Let me read you the anagram for pussy pop.
[01:20:42]  Absolutely.
[01:20:43]  Powerful, undeniable, sexy, soft, youthful, pretty, outstanding pussy.
[01:20:52]  That's, listen, if that's supposed to be like really like, you know, like kitschy and kind of upbeat rather than like some like serious like fucking, oh yeah, here's my fucking like cardboard vegan fucking recycled box that I'm going to charge you $7,000 for.
[01:21:12]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:21:13]  Because I'm helping the environment.
[01:21:15]  You need to pay for that labor.
[01:21:16]  It's like, oh, for fuck's sake.
[01:21:20]  Yeah, well, I will, I will be.
[01:21:23]  I'm very interested.
[01:21:24]  I've never used asshole soap.
[01:21:26]  So I am.
[01:21:28]  Well, you can see.
[01:21:29]  I'm going to send you the sulfur bar.
[01:21:32]  I have a sulfur bar called Count Contessa.
[01:21:35]  And it has vitamin C and sulfur in it.
[01:21:38]  But it doesn't stink.
[01:21:39]  Yeah, okay.
[01:21:42]  It has like safflower seed oil and sunflower seed oil.
[01:21:46]  And it'll just really kind of like get things going, you know?
[01:21:51]  I would love that.
[01:21:53]  Well, thank you for joining us, Azealia.
[01:21:56]  It has been a pleasure.
[01:21:58]  You have an open invitation.
[01:22:00]  Anything you ever want to talk about, you can come back anytime.
[01:22:04]  Thank you so much.
[01:22:06]  All right.
[01:22:07]  Well, good night.
[01:22:08]  Good night.
[01:22:08]  We will.
[01:22:24]  Fuck, I meant to say this when she was on, but I should have ended with this.
[01:22:28]  It's so fucking stupid.
[01:22:30]  I want to say you can take that to the bank, but I can't.
[01:22:33]  People sometimes get mad at you for saying stuff like that.
[01:22:36]  Yeah, that's corny, man.
[01:22:37]  That was corny.
[01:22:38]  I don't know.
[01:22:38]  She would have laughed at you.
[01:22:40]  Yeah, I will say this episode featured a much higher than rate that I'm comfortable with of women laughing at me.
[01:22:51]  This was usually.
[01:22:52]  It's a good balance for me, to be honest.
[01:22:54]  Yeah, it's usually.
[01:22:57]  We have women laughing with me in this.
[01:23:00]  They really turn this around on me.
[01:23:02]  I'm going to have to do a think on that.
[01:23:04]  That was fun, though.
[01:23:05]  It was fun.
[01:23:06]  We should do it again.
[01:23:07]  Absolutely.
[01:23:08]  Again, like we said, we said to her, I don't know if we recorded this part, but open an invitation anytime.

=== Without Further Ado (00:12) ===

[01:23:14]  Yeah, so, well, without further ado, my name is Brace Belden.
[01:23:19]  I'm Liz.
[01:23:21]  We're joined by producer Hyung Chomsky.
[01:23:24]  And we will see you next time.