True Anon Truth Feed - [PREVIEW] Episode 69: Raising Atlantis Aired: 2020-05-18 Duration: 04:56 === Masked Resentment (04:01) === [00:00:00] You ever look up at the moon and be like, damn, I wonder if Matt or any of the other people I work with is also looking at this moon. [00:00:09] I mean, Matt is the only one who could like conceivably look at the moon because he has some outdoor space in his apartment. [00:00:14] But like, I would never, ever, ever possibly imagine that Felix is looking at a moon at night. [00:00:20] Unless it's the moon on the Fortnite Island. [00:00:24] Looking at the moon is now cool. [00:00:27] Yeah. [00:00:27] Yeah. [00:00:29] You can't look at the moon in quarantine anymore. [00:00:33] No, no, these people will call you out. [00:00:35] We'll go away to get everybody killed by looking at the moon. [00:00:40] My new favorite thing is all the people calling out Amber for calling out the people getting mad at her for like talking about how people are snotty about wearing the masks. [00:00:51] It's like so many layers of resentment and pettiness. [00:00:56] I love it. [00:00:57] We all just want to peck each other like chickens in one of those industrial coops. [00:01:02] If you don't wear glasses, if you wear glasses, you shouldn't have to wear a mask is what I'm saying. [00:01:07] Because it makes them fog up. [00:01:10] No, you're not doing it right. [00:01:11] Yeah. [00:01:12] Also, if you have a beard, because the beard would catch most of those germs anyway, so it's not necessary. [00:01:20] Dude, I used to get, just literally close your mouth. [00:01:22] It's the same thing as wearing a mask. [00:01:24] Yeah. [00:01:25] Don't breathe when you're outside. [00:01:27] It's not. [00:01:27] It's like, okay, I mean, like, hold your breath when you're walking by like anybody, and you're good. [00:01:33] I don't think that's true, Priscilla. [00:01:35] See, yeah, no, I'm getting ready to, I'm getting ready to go home to live in the house of the Lord. [00:01:41] And B, I'm getting ready to just be like a, like a Mr. Trump free to liberate this country, sir, please. [00:01:47] And just, because I don't want to wear this fucking mask anymore. [00:01:50] It was like 80 degrees in New York and we were walking around and I'm just like, I can't do this. [00:01:53] I'm breathing my own hot, disgusting breath back into my lungs. [00:01:57] That's what it kills me. [00:01:59] I like really resent. [00:02:00] I resent. [00:02:01] I liked Amber's piece because, one, people don't write pieces like that anymore, but also because I resent, I hate wearing the mask. [00:02:09] I do it, but I resent wearing the mask. [00:02:12] And then, and then I feel shame for the resentment. [00:02:14] And I don't, you know, I don't want to feel shame anymore. [00:02:17] Unlike you white women, I feel neither resentful nor shameful ever. [00:02:22] But I get it. [00:02:24] It's difficult for me. [00:02:25] I just don't like it because people can't see if I'm smiling at them. [00:02:32] See, I think the only utility for me is that it just stops me from touching my face all the time in public. [00:02:38] Yeah, because it's good. [00:02:39] From the second I wake up to the second I go to bed, you know, I am, I just, I need to touch my face. [00:02:44] I need to pick my nose, need to stick my all five fingers in my mouth. [00:02:47] Yep, yep. [00:02:49] Need to scratch my ears. [00:02:51] Straight up, like, I suck my thumb. [00:02:53] And like, something like 20% of American adults, adult males do that. [00:02:58] Maybe 30, 35% of adult women. [00:03:00] And it's like, okay, cool. [00:03:02] Like, I get that the mask works for some people, but like for some people, like, the only thing to make us less anxious is to suck our thumbs. [00:03:11] And it's like, I am, I'm not like a baby, but like, yes, I like, it's a dialectical relationship. [00:03:17] I was a baby. [00:03:18] I became an adult. [00:03:20] Now I'm, you know, something of an adult baby. [00:03:23] And it's like, I have to suck the thumb. [00:03:49] A great trick to like a good party trick, pretty much the only party trick I know is to go up to somebody, like a guy. [00:03:55] This doesn't really work on, I guess like a woman could do it. [00:03:58] You should do it with a guy and be like, are your nipples hard? === Party Trick Revealed (00:54) === [00:04:02] And they'll be like, no. [00:04:03] And then, then, you know, be like, trust me, watch this. [00:04:07] Flick one. [00:04:08] Be like, wait 10 seconds. [00:04:09] Have them count to 10. [00:04:10] They touch their nipple. [00:04:11] They have one hard nipple. [00:04:13] And the other one's solved. [00:04:16] I'm telling you, it sounds stupid when I say it out loud, but it does work really well in practice. [00:04:24] I do that. [00:04:25] I think anyone should be able to do it. [00:04:26] Yeah, I do the same trick, except I just put one ball in my mouth. [00:04:32] Yeah, I'm able due to like just advances in stretching technology, I can give myself Arabian goggles, which is pretty. [00:04:42] A lot of guys can't do that. [00:04:44] What is that? [00:04:45] It's we'll talk about that after. [00:04:46] I'll put it. [00:04:47] I'll put it. [00:04:49] I can't explain it to you, Liz. [00:04:50] I can, but I can, but I can show you. [00:04:52] Yeah, I'll let you. [00:04:53] Yeah. [00:04:53] Shouldn't they be Israeli goggles, realistically?