True Anon Truth Feed - [PREVIEW] Episode 62: London Brawling
Aired: 2020-04-21
Duration: 04:50


=== Pork Family Proust (01:52) ===

[00:00:07]  Hello, this is Cambridge Radio.
[00:00:10]  My name is Pork.
[00:00:16]  David Pork from the Pig family.
[00:00:20]  It's a normal tradition here at Cambridge.
[00:00:25]  We have, of course, a branch in Eton and another one in the other, Oxford.
[00:00:34]  We also are at Oxford.
[00:00:35]  The pig family stretches like the dunes of Southwitch all across the merry continent.
[00:00:45]  We are an intellectual family.
[00:00:48]  We have...
[00:00:50]  We have, of course, Proust was a member of the pig family.
[00:00:53]  His name was Proust Pork.
[00:00:55]  A lot of people don't understand that.
[00:00:57]  And of course, my family is most famous for inventing swine.
[00:01:02]  It was created.
[00:01:04]  Yes, swine.
[00:01:05]  So a lot of people don't understand that pigs are cows, ugly cows, essentially.
[00:01:11]  it's you know we are an international family of course we do have in fact every person in Australia is related in some way under the other to the pig family and And a lot of people don't understand.
[00:01:27]  We go from Brighton to Brixton.
[00:01:30]  We're from London to Lancashire.
[00:01:37]  We have members and agents in every private and public school in the entirety of the UK.
[00:01:44]  All right, all right.
[00:01:46]  I don't know.
[00:01:46]  Why are you letting me talk like this, baby?
[00:01:48]  I don't know.
[00:01:49]  I'm humiliating myself.
[00:01:51]  It seems like you had an idea there.
[00:01:53]  I didn't have an idea.
[00:01:55]  What is my idea there?
[00:01:56]  That I'm from.
[00:01:56]  I'm a guy named Jim Pork from the pig family?

=== Brace Yourself, Jim Pork (02:51) ===

[00:01:59]  I don't know.
[00:02:00]  At one point, I said that pigs are just ugly cows.
[00:02:05]  How could you?
[00:02:06]  I thought you were supposed to be the smart one.
[00:02:08]  How are you not pushing back?
[00:02:09]  Pigs are not ugly cows.
[00:02:11]  I'm the smart one for letting you keep going because the people at home will think it's funny.
[00:02:16]  It's, you know, this is, it's, we've talked about this before, but for some reason, my always just, you know, snap, the snap of the finger desire is to just humiliate myself in front of thousands of people that listen to this podcast.
[00:02:30]  Just absolutely debase myself.
[00:02:33]  I think that's what Lena Dunham's fetish is.
[00:02:35]  Yeah.
[00:02:36]  Well, no, she's got some other ones, but I didn't think that we were, this isn't an episode about that, right?
[00:02:42]  Uh.
[00:02:43]  Let's just say that footmen are not the only, not just a British term for butler.
[00:02:50]  But in fact, that very famous people can be that as well.
[00:02:53]  Oh, boy.
[00:02:54]  I, you know, I'd like to steal her dog and do a Lindbergh baby bit with it.
[00:03:22]  Well, welcome to True None.
[00:03:25]  Yes, on that note, I'm Liz.
[00:03:29]  My name is Brace.
[00:03:31]  We are joined, of course, by producer Young Chomsky.
[00:03:34]  And what are we talking today, Brace?
[00:03:37]  Well, we are talking about the new explosive report leaked to the press about the Labor Party.
[00:03:45]  Yeah, the Labor Party.
[00:03:46]  So I don't know if everyone's familiar about what's going on, but there was a kind of internal report that was leaked in the basically internal report on the Labor Party that was leaked.
[00:04:02]  The Labor Party didn't want it getting out, but it got leaked to various press outlets.
[00:04:06]  And it's about a thousand pages.
[00:04:08]  And boy, is it a doozy.
[00:04:10]  Yeah, it does not, let's say there's a cast of characters in it.
[00:04:14]  And of course, I've made a list of their names and a little dossiers on each for private consumption.
[00:04:21]  That does not, it does not cast them in so favorable of a light.
[00:04:25]  No, no, it basically like paints a picture of what looks to be a pretty right-wing, you know, cadre, we'll say, that was wrecking, like intentionally and successfully wrecking Jeremy Corbyn and the, you know, the Corbynites of the party.
[00:04:47]  Yeah, and it seems like they were doing this basically on every front.