True Anon Truth Feed - [PREVIEW] Episode 54: Covid Operations: Phase I
Aired: 2020-03-23
Duration: 04:55


=== Liz In Jail (04:55) ===

[00:00:00]  So I don't really know how to tell our fans this right now, but Liz is in jail The other day, that's a recording I have of her laughter to make me feel better that I play.
[00:00:13]  I usually fall asleep to it, but I'm wide awake right now.
[00:00:17]  Liz had her, she was staying in the Chuanon Ultra bunker 500 feet below the Oakland Hills, surrounded by oiled and mustly catamites.
[00:00:28]  Well, not catamites, they're eunuchs technically, but they're younger, which also makes them kind of catamites.
[00:00:35]  With Pikemen as well.
[00:00:37]  And unfortunately, there were no match.
[00:00:39]  The California National Guard, Silicon Valley Division, burst through the steel door of the bunker, a full hazmat suit, while Liz was in the lotus position doing a four-hour yoga workout she does every day.
[00:00:57]  And unfortunately, they cuffed her and she's in jail.
[00:01:02]  This is fake news.
[00:01:03]  It's not true.
[00:01:04]  Well, so you hear her voice right now.
[00:01:05]  That's actually an AI facsimile of my dear co-host that I have spent the last year perfecting.
[00:01:13]  So AI Liz, how are you doing?
[00:01:17]  I'm fine.
[00:01:19]  I'm not in jail.
[00:01:20]  Okay.
[00:01:21]  We could break the bit.
[00:01:22]  It was very cute, though.
[00:01:23]  You just wanted an excuse to say catamites.
[00:01:25]  Yes.
[00:01:26]  I like saying that word.
[00:01:28]  I'm okay.
[00:01:29]  How are you doing?
[00:01:30]  I'm all right.
[00:01:31]  I'll tell you what.
[00:01:33]  I got bored yesterday for the first time since this started.
[00:01:38]  Yeah.
[00:01:40]  I am not feeling so great today, actually.
[00:01:43]  Physically?
[00:01:44]  Yeah.
[00:01:45]  I'm like a little, but then I don't know like what I'm like, is in my noodle brain playing up or what is like serious, but I think I'm okay.
[00:01:53]  Well, you went to the grocery store recently, right?
[00:01:55]  I did.
[00:01:56]  And now I'm like, I have regretsies.
[00:01:59]  Yeah, but I mean, that wasn't that long ago, I feel like.
[00:02:02]  So I'm not so sure that those symptoms would be.
[00:02:06]  I know, I know, I know.
[00:02:07]  I just, you know, you get in your head and then you kind of like start spinning out.
[00:02:11]  It's like, I feel like 18 times since this started, I've convinced myself that I'm sick.
[00:02:16]  You're not.
[00:02:17]  It's funny.
[00:02:18]  I developed like a dry cough.
[00:02:21]  And then I just realized it's because I smoke constantly, probably.
[00:02:26]  Or I have Corona.
[00:02:27]  I don't know, but I don't think I do.
[00:02:29]  I don't think you do.
[00:02:32]  Yeah.
[00:02:33]  Well, it's funny.
[00:02:36]  I walked to, as I'm sure our tin-eared listeners can hear by the crystalline quality of my voice, I am at our producer's basement apartment right now.
[00:02:50]  Also 500 feet underground.
[00:02:52]  I miss it over there.
[00:02:54]  It's nice.
[00:02:54]  You know, I'm looking at the spot where you usually sit and there's like a little divot, you know?
[00:02:59]  And I'm like, oh my God, that's where she, when she was alive, she sat there.
[00:03:16]  Alive girl.
[00:03:17]  Alive girl.
[00:03:17]  She was a live girl.
[00:03:18]  She said that, but I walked here today and it seems like for a lot of people that they because I walked around yesterday and the day before too.
[00:03:26]  Like very, I walked, went to, to very deserted places.
[00:03:29]  I didn't go like the main thoroughfares, but I walked by a main thoroughfare and the other day there was basically no one on it.
[00:03:36]  And then today, as I walked here, it's about an hour walk, there was just a shit ton of people out.
[00:03:41]  I think a lot of people just stopped caring.
[00:03:43]  Yeah.
[00:03:44]  Oh, that's not good.
[00:03:46]  That's a lot of people are saying that like across the country.
[00:03:49]  Like you've seen, there's like some, you know, viral posts on social media.
[00:03:55]  So I don't know why I sound like I'm 85 whenever I take it.
[00:03:57]  There's some viral posts on social media.
[00:04:04]  But it's like showing crowds.
[00:04:06]  There's like all the people at the National Mall or, you know, like walking around New York City or you hear like stories about kids just like drinking in the park.
[00:04:18]  And it's like, no, you guys, you can't do any of this.
[00:04:23]  Like, it's, and it's only just going to lead to cities having to take like more drastic measures.
[00:04:30]  Oh, yeah.
[00:04:31]  I mean, that's coming.
[00:04:32]  I think, I think that's coming everywhere.
[00:04:34]  I think they're trying out this like bullshit, like fake lockdown right now.
[00:04:40]  And then once this like obviously doesn't work, because just like a third of the people don't do it at all.
[00:04:45]  And then like another third kind of like half does it.
[00:04:50]  I think that it's going to get more into like Italy or Wuhan territory.
[00:04:54]  Now, it's not going to be Wuhan territory.