True Anon Truth Feed - Lyin' Liz
Aired: 2020-01-16
Duration: 15:16


=== Lion Liz's Leak (12:47) ===

[00:00:00]  Liz, Liz, don't say that.
[00:00:02]  We're recording.
[00:00:05]  Are you fucking serious?
[00:00:06]  Okay, this is a setup.
[00:00:07]  No, I didn't say anything.
[00:00:09]  This feels like a setup.
[00:00:11]  I didn't say anything.
[00:00:12]  Yeah, all right.
[00:00:13]  Well, all right.
[00:00:14]  Well, I say, listen.
[00:00:16]  Grace, are you calling me a liar?
[00:00:17]  Are you calling me a liar?
[00:00:17]  Are you going to believe?
[00:00:18]  Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
[00:00:20]  Yes, but are you going to believe the people, the person of Judaism like myself, whose people have been persecuted for literally millennia?
[00:00:30]  Yeah, millennia.
[00:00:31]  Women haven't been persecuted ever.
[00:00:34]  No, I'm sorry.
[00:00:35]  Don't try this John Lennon shit with me.
[00:00:38]  John Lennon.
[00:00:39]  You know, he said it.
[00:00:41]  He loved women so much that he used a racial slur to describe them.
[00:00:45]  If you recall.
[00:00:46]  Don't make me say this on you.
[00:00:47]  I don't know what you're talking about.
[00:00:48]  Are you serious?
[00:00:50]  You know what I'm talking about?
[00:00:52]  No, don't say it.
[00:00:53]  You can't say it either.
[00:00:54]  Did he say that?
[00:00:55]  He said that.
[00:00:56]  Yes.
[00:00:56]  He said, women are the N-word of the world.
[00:00:59]  Oh my God.
[00:01:00]  I never knew he said that.
[00:01:01]  Yeah.
[00:01:01]  I don't know.
[00:01:02]  Traster wrote a book.
[00:01:03]  Same title.
[00:01:05]  I don't know who she is.
[00:01:06]  I don't know who she is.
[00:01:07]  Yeah, it's her word.
[00:01:10]  So I am lying right now.
[00:01:14]  You know who's lying?
[00:01:16]  Women.
[00:01:17]  One woman.
[00:01:18]  Yeah.
[00:01:18]  And guess what?
[00:01:19]  Her staff of women.
[00:01:20]  Yep.
[00:01:21]  I'm talking Lion Liz Wrecker Warren.
[00:01:24]  This is, see, this is bullshit because I love, I love Liz.
[00:01:29]  Thank you.
[00:01:29]  Warren.
[00:01:30]  No.
[00:01:30]  So, and you don't, you know, it's difficult for me because I think she is really one of the most inspiring political figures I've ever seen.
[00:01:38]  Yeah, I remember how moved you were when you learned she pretended to be another race for her career gain.
[00:01:45]  So I've, so I've long been a Bernie fan because Bernie pretended to be Chinese for 25 years before he was caught out in the mid-80s.
[00:01:55]  Bernie used to say that his parents came from fucking Nanking.
[00:02:00]  He called it Nan King.
[00:02:02]  He didn't even call it that anymore.
[00:02:05]  And then he said he came here as an orphan.
[00:02:07]  He floated over on a junk, which he, you know, he was like, I had a girlfriend.
[00:02:11]  She was a fish manga.
[00:02:12]  Oh, my God.
[00:02:14]  We worked on the docks together.
[00:02:17]  And then all of a sudden, you know, it finds out that no, he's not Chinese.
[00:02:22]  He gets in a little bit of trouble.
[00:02:23]  Warren, though, she gets off scot-free for pretending to be not only a different race, but the race that her race genocided.
[00:02:32]  Yeah, not only did she get off scot-free, she got a job because of it.
[00:02:38]  Yeah, respect.
[00:02:40]  I mean, it's bad, but I mean...
[00:02:42]  Yeah, Harvard Law.
[00:02:44]  Harvard Law.
[00:02:44]  Yeah, I don't know what that is, but sounds like a cool job.
[00:02:47]  So, listeners.
[00:02:51]  Brace Night.
[00:02:52]  Little Biggies.
[00:02:53]  Yeah.
[00:02:54]  We watched the debate last night together.
[00:02:56]  Yeah, we did.
[00:02:57]  We were supposed to do other stuff, but then we just ended up watching the debate.
[00:03:00]  Yeah.
[00:03:02]  And we flipped our shit.
[00:03:06]  You know that?
[00:03:08]  You walked into my apartment the second that CNN asked Bernie if he was lying.
[00:03:17]  And then all hell broke loose.
[00:03:19]  You know how Elvis shot his TV?
[00:03:21]  Yeah.
[00:03:22]  I shot Liz.
[00:03:23]  Warren on TV.
[00:03:25]  I know I shot Liz's TV, unfortunately.
[00:03:28]  It was, it was, I, listen, Wolf Blitzer, former APAC spokesman.
[00:03:33]  I think he was a spokesman.
[00:03:35]  These arrests these CNN fucking clowns and goons.
[00:03:39]  Ghouls.
[00:03:40]  Trying to string up my boy on false charges of lying to women and then lying about women.
[00:03:46]  Now, you can see how fucking pissed Bernie was.
[00:03:48]  Yeah, he was.
[00:03:49]  You don't get that pissed.
[00:03:50]  Well, he's also real pissed now.
[00:03:53]  Just before us recording this.
[00:03:55]  Like 10 minutes.
[00:03:56]  CNN leaked the audio, which, by the way, of course, they're waiting like a whole news cycle to do it.
[00:04:01]  Fake news leaks.
[00:04:02]  These fucking little fucking pervert piggies.
[00:04:05]  There hasn't been one leak during this whole thing.
[00:04:07]  They've just been streaming a steady stream.
[00:04:10]  Yeah.
[00:04:11]  And you fucking.
[00:04:12]  They leak the audio.
[00:04:13]  They go, oh, whoops.
[00:04:14]  We found it.
[00:04:15]  Hot mic.
[00:04:16]  12 hours later.
[00:04:17]  And a busted woman.
[00:04:19]  And my good bitch walks up to Angel sweetheart, Bernard Sanders, and is like, you calling me a liar?
[00:04:28]  You calling me a liar?
[00:04:29]  Like, it's a fucking episode of the Hills.
[00:04:31]  It was, it was horrible.
[00:04:33]  Bernie Sanders is an old man.
[00:04:35]  This is elder abuse.
[00:04:36]  This is elder abuse.
[00:04:38]  I don't know how old Elizabeth Warren is, and I feel like it's.
[00:04:40]  She's fucking old as shit.
[00:04:42]  Yeah, she's pretty, she's pretty frail too.
[00:04:45]  I said this on Twitter, but I'm going to say it again.
[00:04:47]  This bitch told Cosmopolitan, which, by the way, you're too old for Cosmo.
[00:04:52]  What is that, a Jewish magazine?
[00:04:54]  She said.
[00:04:56]  She said, oh, I don't use, I don't have a skincare routine.
[00:05:00]  I just slap pawns, cold cream on my face.
[00:05:03]  It's like, bitch, you have fillers.
[00:05:05]  Because guess what?
[00:05:06]  I have eyes.
[00:05:07]  I have eyes and I'm a woman.
[00:05:08]  And I know you use fucking Botox and you got fillers.
[00:05:11]  And guess what?
[00:05:11]  What's a freaking?
[00:05:12]  No shade, no shade, but don't fucking lie to my face and go, I'm just an oka-dookle and I don't do anything.
[00:05:18]  I just slap old cream on my face like my Mima taught me.
[00:05:22]  It's like, shut the fuck up, you fucking liar.
[00:05:25]  Go, yeah.
[00:05:26]  All right, spill it, Queen.
[00:05:28]  So what is a filler?
[00:05:30]  It's fucking Metzpa shit.
[00:05:31]  You know, you put stuff in your face to plump it up so you don't look all saggy sad shit.
[00:05:36]  Uh-huh.
[00:05:37]  Okay.
[00:05:37]  And she's doing that.
[00:05:39]  Everyone's doing it.
[00:05:40]  And you know what?
[00:05:41]  More power.
[00:05:42]  I personally, my platform is MediSpa for all.
[00:05:45]  I'm sorry, I'm also not familiar with what a MediSpa is.
[00:05:47]  MediSpa is a medical spa.
[00:05:49]  That's where you get Botox and fillers.
[00:05:52]  Isn't there some shit where they can freeze you if you're too fat?
[00:05:54]  They can make you skin.
[00:05:55]  Yeah, you can freeze the fat.
[00:05:56]  That's fucking insane.
[00:05:57]  How much is that?
[00:05:59]  I don't even know what fish.
[00:05:59]  It's getting cheaper, actually.
[00:06:01]  Can you have they figured out?
[00:06:02]  It's cheaper in LA.
[00:06:03]  Hot tip to our listeners.
[00:06:05]  If you ever want to get anything done, go to LA.
[00:06:07]  You get it like 15, et cetera.
[00:06:10]  Very cheap.
[00:06:11]  Okay, because I remember there was a guy who was doing this.
[00:06:13]  Okay, back to Liz Warren.
[00:06:14]  Yeah, for a second.
[00:06:16]  So she is a goddamn snake.
[00:06:19]  This thing, I guarantee, snake.
[00:06:21]  I guarantee, I guarantee, I guarantee that her fucking people are the people who set Bernie up with that fucking Warren script in the first place.
[00:06:29]  Okay, let's rewind.
[00:06:32]  Let's replay the tape here.
[00:06:35]  So this is what happened.
[00:06:37]  Let me tell you what happened.
[00:06:38]  Liar lies.
[00:06:39]  Okay, Lynn Liz, Wrecker Warren.
[00:06:43]  She, her people leak a like fucking volunteer script that is not even offensive, by the way.
[00:06:51]  All it says is Liz Warren is our second favorite candidate, but here's why you should support Bernie.
[00:06:56]  By the way, as somebody who has done many, many, many, many like conversations with people to like, as part of campaigns, to convince them to vote for your candidate, that is such an anodyne thing to say.
[00:07:08]  So anyway, this memo gets leaked to the Slack of like 30,000 volunteers or whatever.
[00:07:15]  The moderators of the Slack, the ones who are with the campaign, promptly take it down because they say, this isn't right.
[00:07:22]  But somehow it ends up in the hands of a blue check fucking cuck motherfucker journalist who happens to be on the trail with the Warren campaign.
[00:07:36]  Oh, how funny.
[00:07:37]  So then it's a whole media story that Bernie is saying fucking negative shit about Liz Warren, even though there's nothing negative said.
[00:07:44]  Also, Bernie doesn't know about that fucking script.
[00:07:46]  Yeah, of course he does it.
[00:07:47]  He's fucking running for president.
[00:07:49]  Also, he's 80.
[00:07:50]  Ask Bernie.
[00:07:50]  Here's the thing for a journalist.
[00:07:52]  Ask Bernie what Slack is.
[00:07:54]  Ask Bernie what Slack is.
[00:07:56]  Yeah, he's going to go, what, my pants?
[00:07:58]  Yeah.
[00:07:58]  Because they, well, he could say that in two ways.
[00:08:01]  He does wear rather loose trousers, but there's also a lot of people.
[00:08:05]  I've already seen those photos.
[00:08:06]  Uh-huh.
[00:08:06]  And there's also a good possibility that I'm liking this.
[00:08:10]  I like where that is going because that is a stereotype that a lot of people don't bring up anymore.
[00:08:14]  He's a Chad.
[00:08:15]  No, it's not about his time.
[00:08:17]  It's about his ethnic heritage, which some other people share, along with other traits apparently with him as well.
[00:08:24]  So he, like, Bernie does not signing off on these scripts, which people report authoritatively.
[00:08:29]  Here's the thing, is that that had four sources, that CNN article or whatever, had four sources.
[00:08:35]  All four of them were secondhand or thirdhand from one source, Elizabeth Warren.
[00:08:40]  The other source, Bernie Sanders, says no.
[00:08:42]  So it's literally one versus one here.
[00:08:45]  It's not like Liz Warren.
[00:08:46]  We haven't even got to say that.
[00:08:47]  We haven't even got to that.
[00:08:48]  All we have right now is the fucking leaked script.
[00:08:51]  That's not even a big deal, right?
[00:08:53]  And so then the Warren campaign, which by the way, these staffers, who know, they were seven points down in Iowa.
[00:08:59]  They are not running television ads in New Hampshire.
[00:09:01]  Yeah.
[00:09:02]  They are not running television ads in New Hampshire.
[00:09:04]  They are not trying to win.
[00:09:05]  There is no path for Warren to win.
[00:09:07]  Newsflash, you fucking dumb noodle brains.
[00:09:09]  She's not winning the fucking nomination.
[00:09:11]  Okay?
[00:09:11]  There's no path.
[00:09:13]  So she, their campaign, and their staffers, by the way, still want fucking jobs in D.C., right?
[00:09:19]  Guess who is going to stop them from getting a job in D.C.?
[00:09:23]  A Bernie Sanders presidency.
[00:09:24]  In fact, he'll arrest them.
[00:09:26]  No, I'm just saying.
[00:09:27]  They can go recycle themselves into the ethers of the fucking public policy NGO who gives a fuck.
[00:09:33]  Sean McElwee.
[00:09:35]  Yeah, well, okay.
[00:09:36]  I'll talk about him in a second.
[00:09:38]  That's a crosshairs on a forehead kind of motherfucker.
[00:09:40]  Oh, fucking, yeah, he's up there.
[00:09:42]  Okay.
[00:09:46]  No, no chick-chuck.
[00:09:48]  Okay, so then these little pissy pants loser babies at the Warren campaign are like, oh, you're getting mad at us?
[00:09:57]  Okay, fine.
[00:09:57]  Well, Elizabeth Warren told some people, actually, that Bernie said that a woman can't run for president, can't win for president, can't win president, whatever.
[00:10:07]  Guys, sorry, I'm heated.
[00:10:09]  I'm talking too fast.
[00:10:10]  And then they had no idea.
[00:10:14]  They had no idea the Pandora's box they were opening because the Yokel Jokles at the Warren campaign don't fucking know shit.
[00:10:25]  You're getting some good news.
[00:10:27]  They don't know anything.
[00:10:28]  They're losers.
[00:10:29]  They're not running television ads in New Hampshire.
[00:10:31]  I don't know.
[00:10:32]  I don't know how many people listening here know anything about fucking campaigns.
[00:10:37]  Probably a lot of TV watchers out there.
[00:10:39]  If you are not running television ads, you are not trying to win.
[00:10:44]  That is some crazy ass Robbie Mook logic of backwards thinking.
[00:10:50]  What a name.
[00:10:51]  Oh, that fucking guy.
[00:10:53]  I mean, whatever.
[00:10:54]  But my point is, so then they released this Pandora's box and unleashed the Bernie bros.
[00:11:01]  And they don't know what the fuck they were doing.
[00:11:04]  And so then they see this and they go, oh, fuck.
[00:11:06]  What do we do?
[00:11:07]  Okay, here's a story in political hell.
[00:11:08]  We're trying to work it back.
[00:11:09]  We're trying to work it back.
[00:11:10]  Oh, we want to we want to be Bernie.
[00:11:12]  Oops.
[00:11:13]  Then turns out, nope.
[00:11:15]  Lion Liz, Wrecker Warren, wants to twist the knife.
[00:11:19]  And she's got her buddies at Phelan CNN.
[00:11:24]  What does the Professor Doctor call them?
[00:11:26]  I think he calls them the Clinton News Network.
[00:11:28]  Great.
[00:11:29]  I mean, that's just a meme.
[00:11:30]  Clinton News Network, the fucking fake news, Lion, Phelan media, to go along with this whole thing.
[00:11:38]  Respect to the Des Moines Register, though.
[00:11:40]  So you've got a question to Bernie Sanders, which is, Bernie Sanders, did you tell Elizabeth Warren, or why did you tell Elizabeth Warren a woman can't be president?
[00:11:51]  And he said, I didn't.
[00:11:53]  Then the question goes to Elizabeth Warren.
[00:11:56]  Why did Bernie Sanders tell you that?
[00:11:59]  So there's an old trick that they, that they, it's like a trope, basically, about political campaigns.
[00:12:05]  There's tropes everywhere.
[00:12:06]  Which is, yeah, exactly.
[00:12:07]  We're dealing with a lot of tropes here, which when you know we're talking about my people, we can get very sensitive about.
[00:12:12]  But an old trick you do is some formulation of the question, when did you stop beating your wife?
[00:12:21]  And I'm serious.
[00:12:22]  And so you might have heard a lot of people bringing that up.
[00:12:24]  But it's like an old, I actually found out about it from the novel Double Star Bar by Robert Heinlein.
[00:12:31]  But it's one of those things where it's like, there's no answer to it that doesn't involve you admitting you're beating your wife or telling a woman that she can't be president.
[00:12:41]  And they literally did that during this.
[00:12:46]  I'm so mad.

=== Metaphors About Squids Flopping Around (02:28) ===

[00:12:47]  Yeah.
[00:12:47]  I mean, we got.
[00:12:49]  So that, okay, guys, there is so much more rage than what we've even said to you.
[00:12:59]  Take a couple of these annex bars.
[00:13:02]  Brie and I have decided because I'm so mad and I and I have, you know what?
[00:13:10]  I've got sniper rifles on a lot of different targets that I'm very excited about.
[00:13:15]  Take ones.
[00:13:16]  Parody.
[00:13:17]  Parody, parody.
[00:13:18]  Parody.
[00:13:19]  She has them in a video game.
[00:13:21]  You know, metaphorically, metaphorically.
[00:13:23]  This is Call of Duty 4.
[00:13:25]  Brain Rifle.
[00:13:26]  Yes, brain rifles.
[00:13:28]  There we go.
[00:13:29]  Let's call them brain.
[00:13:31]  Brain rifles work.
[00:13:33]  Whatever.
[00:13:33]  All I'm saying is knives out.
[00:13:36]  Can I say that?
[00:13:36]  No, that's also a weapon.
[00:13:39]  Okay.
[00:13:41]  I got a lot of things to say.
[00:13:42]  I'm not thinking about it.
[00:13:43]  I got a lot of things to say to a lot of people.
[00:13:47]  And Bryce and I are recording a special episode on Saturday, not just about the Lionfake news media.
[00:13:53]  Nope.
[00:13:53]  Not just about the Democratic Party.
[00:13:56]  Uh-uh.
[00:13:57]  Not just about Lyon Liz Wrecker Warren.
[00:14:00]  Nope.
[00:14:01]  But about her personal, professional, and political career.
[00:14:06]  And all you motherfuckers who are squishes and have the spines of fucking houseplants.
[00:14:17]  Well, some houseplants do have pretty good.
[00:14:19]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:14:20]  Yeah.
[00:14:21]  Well, you could maybe just say that.
[00:14:22]  They're all squids.
[00:14:23]  They're all floppy squids out there.
[00:14:25]  Yeah, they're flopping around.
[00:14:27]  Flopping around.
[00:14:28]  Agreed.
[00:14:28]  Agreed.
[00:14:29]  You got no backbone, and I'm fucking coming for you.
[00:14:32]  I'm fucking coming for you.
[00:14:33]  And I have the craziest receipts because I've been screaming and yelling about what fucking dumbass dipshits you are for years.
[00:14:42]  Liz, I've never seen Liz so heated except for the last time that she yelled.
[00:14:45]  You don't come at my boy.
[00:14:47]  Yeah.
[00:14:47]  Am I your boy?
[00:14:48]  Oh, Bernie.
[00:14:49]  I'm talking about Bernie.
[00:14:50]  Oh, yeah.
[00:14:51]  Oh, yeah, that's cool.
[00:14:53]  Anyway, get ready.
[00:14:54]  I'm pissed.
[00:15:14]  Come out.
[00:15:15]  Come in.