True Anon Truth Feed - Episode 35: Baden 2020 Aired: 2020-01-14 Duration: 59:29 === The Epstein Revelation (02:15) === [00:00:03] Welcome to Epstein, Mind of a Pedophile. [00:00:06] I'm a journalist from the Washington Post. [00:00:08] My name is Barry Kirchner. [00:00:10] I'm joined here by my colleague, Luis Salizza, and of course our producer, Adolph Eichmann. [00:00:20] We have conducted this 14-part investigative series to get you to the heart of the Epstein matter. [00:00:28] And what we found out was shocking. [00:00:30] Bill Clinton, innocent. [00:00:33] Bill Gates, framed. [00:00:35] Everybody but Epstein didn't do it. [00:00:39] And so please listen to us as Liz does, excuse me, my co-host Luis does vocal fry. [00:00:46] And I end my sentences in a lilting way. [00:00:50] And yes, and we will have co-hosts and guest stars and all sorts of people all coming here to bring you the truth that there's nothing really to see here. [00:01:02] I feel like that is exactly how all those podcasts are. [00:01:06] Yeah. [00:01:07] Yeah, oh, for sure. [00:01:08] And you know what they're just trying to do? [00:01:10] They're just trying to rack up Emmys because, you know what? [00:01:14] What? [00:01:15] Or is it Emmys or Grammys? [00:01:17] One of those. [00:01:18] Wait, we're eligible for one of those? [00:01:19] I thought it was a good one. [00:01:20] One of those have a like podcasting. [00:01:23] I think it's Grammys. [00:01:24] You're fucking with me. [00:01:25] Really? [00:01:26] I'm not joking. [00:01:27] We could win. [00:01:29] Well, not us. [00:01:30] Why not us? [00:01:31] Because they're not going to, okay, mainstream media. [00:01:35] That's to the MSN. [00:01:36] Holly Weird. [00:01:37] Yeah. [00:01:37] Oh, wait. [00:01:38] Yeah, I guess they're all pedophiles. [00:01:39] Nine of the stars. [00:01:40] They're not going to recognize us little gumshoes. [00:01:43] Yeah, they really. [00:01:43] I mean, think about who has stars on Hollywood Boulevard. [00:01:46] You got Bill Cosby. [00:01:48] You got the Hollywood Strangler. [00:01:50] Hillside Strangler. [00:01:52] You got the Boston Strangler. [00:01:54] No, I don't think so. [00:01:55] You got Son of Sam. [00:01:57] These aren't, no. [00:01:58] These are just the stars that you drew. [00:02:00] Yeah, I mean, anyone, it's a sort of, it's a Democratic. [00:02:03] When I first moved to LA, I was walking down Hollywood Boulevard. [00:02:07] And, you know, they have like the stars where they haven't put someone's name in them yet. [00:02:13] They're scrupulous. [00:02:14] I was walking down it and someone had just written Blink 182. === Hollywood's Dark Stars (04:56) === [00:02:18] That's so cool. [00:02:19] And I was like, I'm right there with you. [00:02:21] That's actually, you know, Hollywood Boulevard, like literally where the stars are is where the fucking Greyhound dropped me off when I was a runaway and went to LA. [00:02:27] Oh, I know exactly. [00:02:28] And that is on Vine in Hollywood. [00:02:29] Where I got picked up by the guy who tried to molest me. [00:02:32] Which is, it's kind of, it's very 80s. [00:02:34] Like, and yet this was not in the 80s. [00:02:37] No, this was in the early 2000s. [00:02:40] I like Hollywood. [00:02:41] It's disgusting. [00:02:42] We'll be there next week. [00:02:44] Not next week. [00:02:45] I don't know. [00:02:46] The show's in two weeks. [00:02:47] It's, well, two weeks. [00:02:48] Yeah, we'll be there in two weeks. [00:02:49] What is a week, but just two weeks in one? [00:02:52] Yeah. [00:02:53] Yeah, we'll be there in two weeks. [00:02:54] Oh, yeah. [00:02:54] We have a show coming up. [00:02:56] We already said last time, but just to get it through your little pea brains. [00:03:01] We have two gigs coming up. [00:03:03] First gig, sold out. [00:03:04] You don't need to know about it. [00:03:06] But no, it's Saturday and Sunday at Zembulon in LA. [00:03:10] Silver Lake, Los Angeles. [00:03:11] Uh-huh. [00:03:12] We are going to take you under the Silver Lake. [00:03:14] Movie I didn't like. [00:03:15] But we're. [00:03:16] Yeah, you didn't like that. [00:03:17] I didn't like the movie. [00:03:18] It's a little cheesy. [00:03:19] That's not my problem I had with it. [00:03:21] I just didn't like the guy. [00:03:22] I don't like that guy either. [00:03:24] What's his name? [00:03:25] I don't know. [00:03:25] He looks like a little fox. [00:03:27] That's generally a complimentary thing. [00:03:29] No, like he looks like a, like a, like a fox. [00:03:33] Like, if he was a furry, he would be a fox. [00:03:35] Yeah. [00:03:36] I don't like anything about this. [00:03:38] Nice try, Brace. [00:03:39] What would you be? [00:03:40] No, for real. [00:03:41] Answer me. [00:03:41] What would you be? [00:03:42] I refuse the promise of the question. [00:03:45] What would I be? [00:03:47] I don't know. [00:03:48] Answer me. [00:03:49] Dog. [00:03:50] Dog? [00:03:50] I'd be a dog. [00:03:52] One of the animals with the biggest dicks. [00:03:55] Liz, you would probably be a cat because you're so reticent to answer my questions. [00:04:01] Also, a barbed penis. [00:04:03] Young Chomsky, of course. [00:04:05] Yeah, cats have barbed penises. [00:04:06] I don't like any of this at all. [00:04:09] No, too bad. [00:04:10] Young Chomsky, of course, would be the noble and loyal eagle. [00:04:17] That actually kind of works. [00:04:18] Yeah. [00:04:19] Yeah, right? [00:04:20] You would be a dog. [00:04:21] You would be the kind of like black and white with the big black spot over your eye. [00:04:25] Oh, yeah. [00:04:25] Like, you would be kind of like hound dog. [00:04:27] When I was a kid, I was like 10, my friends and I were like, like went on this long adventure walk thing. [00:04:34] And we found a little dog with exactly that. [00:04:36] Cute. [00:04:37] He was lost, had been like, had run away from home or something. [00:04:40] Name was Spot is what we call him. [00:04:42] Yeah. [00:04:42] Took him back to my buddy's house and we actually found his owner, returned it to him. [00:04:46] That's nice. [00:04:46] That's a nice story. [00:04:47] Then I'd see the dog walking around the neighborhood. [00:04:49] I also think I'd be a cat. [00:04:50] I don't think you'd be a cat either. [00:04:51] I don't know. [00:04:52] What is the meanest animal to men? [00:04:54] Brace. [00:04:54] So just one man in particular. [00:04:55] What animals don't like me? [00:04:58] What would you be? [00:04:59] I don't know. [00:04:59] Answer my fucking furry question. [00:05:01] So, fans out there, if you want to do a little fan art, why don't you draw, I will pay you. [00:05:07] In fact, I will say your name on the, I'll be your friend if you on Twitter. [00:05:13] Exactly. [00:05:14] I will approve your follow request on Twitter if you draw Liz as a furry. [00:05:19] Don't fucking do that. [00:05:20] Send it to her address at 1793 Des Moines Street, San Francisco, California, 94110. [00:05:30] All right, let's get this show on the road. [00:05:54] Yeah, it's just a good thing. [00:05:55] I think they're hot. [00:05:58] Snapping turtle. [00:05:58] All right, let's just go. [00:05:59] Every time I see its head retreat, I'm like, come on, penis, fire. [00:06:01] All right, let's just fucking move on. [00:06:03] Okay. [00:06:05] So, welcome. [00:06:08] Welcome. [00:06:09] I hate doing this shit. [00:06:10] What? [00:06:12] What? [00:06:12] Are you fucked? [00:06:13] Don't fucking do this to me right now. [00:06:14] If you fucking have a, if you fucking, if you're going to be a jerk to me because of the fucking Snapping Turtle bullshit for the rest of the goddamn episode, I'm out. [00:06:21] I will end this show. [00:06:23] I will do like a Washington Post-ass show with a, you know what? [00:06:26] I'll do it with, I'll do it with a hot reporter. [00:06:28] Yeah, you're going to call up Dave Weigel or whatever. [00:06:31] Yeah, he looks like Lester Banks. [00:06:34] Why, why does, nevermind. [00:06:37] This is a free episode. [00:06:38] I'm not going to say anything. [00:06:39] The W in Weigel stands for Warren. [00:06:42] So welcome, welcome, welcome to TrueNAG. [00:06:48] I am your friendly host, Brace Belden, and joined by your mean host Liz. [00:06:55] And our neutral arbiter, producer Young Chomsky. [00:06:58] None of this is true. [00:07:01] Hold on. [00:07:01] I got a burp. [00:07:02] So can you talk for a second? [00:07:03] Ugh, Brace. [00:07:06] It passed. [00:07:06] You didn't talk either. [00:07:11] You could have edited that out. === Content Warnings Ahead (03:27) === [00:07:14] So. [00:07:14] What are we talking about today? [00:07:16] Well, first, I want to be clear. [00:07:18] We have some content warnings coming up. [00:07:20] That's nice of you to think of the audience. [00:07:22] Yeah. [00:07:22] So CW. [00:07:24] We. [00:07:26] Oh, you want me to do it? [00:07:27] Yeah, no, but you, I know. [00:07:29] CW, suicide. [00:07:32] Yes. [00:07:32] Also, CW, and this one is, you may want to turn this off, especially if you have kids in the house. [00:07:39] We are going to be talking about an Italian possibly being impugned, or excuse me, accused of crimes that he might not have committed. [00:07:47] That's a tough one for our fellow POCs, people of crime, Italians, to swallow. [00:07:54] So I can understand why we want to just put that out there for our Italian and Italian-American listeners. [00:08:01] You might be sensitive to accusations of criminal activity. [00:08:05] So I know most of you have probably listened to this podcast from your prison cell as you slice garlic with a tiny little razor blade. [00:08:13] And I know it can be probably, this can bring up some fucked up stuff for you, but how about this? [00:08:20] I love you. [00:08:22] Muto bell. [00:08:23] That means I love you. [00:08:24] How many Italian stereotypes can we get in this episode? [00:08:29] So we got ghosted, Liz. [00:08:32] What? [00:08:32] Yeah. [00:08:33] What do you mean? [00:08:34] By the surveillance tape footage. [00:08:37] We got, we've been calling and texting, and it's gone. [00:08:42] It said it was here. [00:08:44] Turns out it was never here. [00:08:45] Hey, your Uber driver, M outside, walked outside. [00:08:48] Oh, my man isn't even, there's no car here. [00:08:51] All right, what are we talking about today? [00:08:52] So there were not only is there a lot of Epstein news to get through, but not one, but two television specials. [00:09:03] Yes. [00:09:03] Yeah. [00:09:04] Yeah. [00:09:04] 60 Minutes. [00:09:05] It aired last Sunday. [00:09:06] Uh-huh. [00:09:07] Real Barn Burner. [00:09:10] Yeah, Barn Burner, kind of. [00:09:11] I don't know. [00:09:12] I thought it was a little disappointing. [00:09:13] I, yeah, I only saw part of it. [00:09:15] And then ABC 2020. [00:09:19] Uh-huh. [00:09:20] Focusing on the victims. [00:09:21] So I'm adding up all the numbers here. [00:09:23] That's about 100. [00:09:24] 60 plus 2020. [00:09:26] Yeah. [00:09:26] Okay, good. [00:09:27] Yeah. [00:09:28] Well, cool 100. [00:09:29] There is, so there might have been a lot of television that came out, but there is one thing that should have been shown on a screen that was not. [00:09:36] And that was made a lot of hubbub this week is that the surveillance tape footage has disappeared. [00:09:41] So, okay, here's the thing. [00:09:43] It's like every couple months, there's a new story that's like, we found it. [00:09:48] We think we found it. [00:09:49] Then it's like, oops, nope. [00:09:51] Didn't have it. [00:09:52] Oops, oops, it's gone. [00:09:53] Just kidding. [00:09:54] And then two months later, oh, my name is. [00:10:01] No. [00:10:02] What is your name? [00:10:03] My name is Billy Barr. [00:10:05] Uh-huh. [00:10:06] And I'm in the news saying that I've seen the video. [00:10:10] And then three months later, oops, nope, just kidding. [00:10:12] The video never existed. [00:10:14] Well, this is a different video. [00:10:15] No, but it's both. [00:10:18] They say in the 60 minutes that they don't have either video. [00:10:21] Really? [00:10:22] Yeah. [00:10:22] So I have a question to head of, you know, our attorney general, our dear attorney general. [00:10:29] What the fuck video were you watching? [00:10:31] Probably a video of his dad hanging out with Jeffrey Epstein in the early 70s when they worked together at Dalton. [00:10:36] So the video that this specific article is about is not from his death. === Comey's Letter Revisited (14:05) === [00:10:42] It's from about five days after he was denied bail. [00:10:46] And the thing is with Epstein is that he thought he was going to make bail. [00:10:51] Like he was convinced that it was actually going to happen. [00:10:53] He was really hopeful. [00:10:54] Which, you know, I mean, that's not kind of out there, but he's a rich guy, so he's insane. [00:11:00] Yeah. [00:11:01] And it's from what they call his quote-unquote attempted suicide, but what Epstein sort of said was his assault. [00:11:10] Yeah, he claimed that he was attacked. [00:11:13] Yeah. [00:11:13] So on 1.28 a.m. on July 23rd in cell one, two, three, Epstein was found semi-conscious on the floor with a bunch of, what do you call it? [00:11:24] What's it? [00:11:25] What's it when you choke someone? [00:11:27] Hand marks around his neck. [00:11:29] I love the idea that he was choking himself. [00:11:33] Yeah. [00:11:33] That it's like his hand. [00:11:34] It's like, oh, it was his attempted suicide where he tried to just choke himself. [00:11:39] Yeah, I don't, I actually don't really understand how he was supposed to have like tried to kill himself because it doesn't mention a noose or anything in this. [00:11:46] It sounds sort of just sounds like it kind of does sound like, actually, you know what? [00:11:50] I'm not going to say it sounds like Tartaglioni beat him up because that's just what they want us to think. [00:11:54] I mean, someone beat him up. [00:11:56] No one is trying to strangle themselves to death. [00:11:59] That's the thing. [00:12:00] I mean, Epstein was dumb, but he's not that dumb. [00:12:02] So you might have heard me say the T-word. [00:12:05] And that's true. [00:12:06] I said it. [00:12:07] You did. [00:12:07] Tartaglione. [00:12:08] Mr. Tortellini. [00:12:10] So. [00:12:10] Our old friend Tortellone. [00:12:13] So my good buddy, Nikki T, is a former police officer who has been, let's say, arrested, is on trial for the murder of four people over quote-unquote a botched drug deal. [00:12:30] And he appears to have killed them execution style and buried them in his backyard in full view of his neighbor, who promptly called the police and arrested him, who was arrested him. [00:12:41] And if you're unfamiliar, if you're a new listener and you're unfamiliar about Mr. Nicholas Tartaglione. [00:12:50] Tortellini. [00:12:52] He's jacked. [00:12:53] Oh, my God. [00:12:54] The man looks like... [00:12:55] So I'm pretty big, right? [00:12:57] Mm-hmm. [00:12:58] And... [00:12:58] And so whenever I see a guy like this, I'm like, could I take him? [00:13:01] Is the angle just weird? [00:13:02] No, he is at least maybe 2% larger than me. [00:13:06] He's a big boy. [00:13:08] He's a large, large man. [00:13:09] He's a large man. [00:13:10] He looks like a drawing of a buff guy. [00:13:13] He looks like a cartoon buff man as a couch. [00:13:17] Yes. [00:13:18] Like he's a, it's like if, it's like if they, it's like if the Michelin man started taking steroids. [00:13:25] Yeah, which, by the way, we are sponsored by Juicers, the subscription steroid service. [00:13:31] And we will, our, our, our, uh, promo code is Tartaglione. [00:13:36] So yeah, he, uh, he was, they were saying that Tartaglione did it. [00:13:40] And well, he was saying Tartaglioni tried to kill him. [00:13:44] Tartaglione denies it. [00:13:46] Yes, and Tartaglione's lawyer, who is on 60 Minutes. [00:13:50] Uh-huh. [00:13:51] By the way, my man looks a little mobbed up. [00:13:55] Really? [00:13:55] Yeah, that's all I'm going to say. [00:13:56] He is a mob lawyer. [00:13:57] Oh, yeah. [00:13:58] Yeah, we looked into this one first. [00:13:59] But he looks like a mob lawyer. [00:14:01] Really? [00:14:01] Yeah. [00:14:02] Oh, fantastic. [00:14:03] And he says, No, Jose, Tortellini had nothing to do with it. [00:14:09] Well, Noejose is exactly what Tartaglioni said to the Latino men he when they asked, can I keep living? [00:14:15] Yeah. [00:14:16] So, yeah, that's actually how we found out about this missing footage is because Tartaglioni is on trial, right? [00:14:25] And they were trying to, his lawyers, his legal team, is essentially trying to prepare the defense is that Tartaglione doesn't deserve to die because during the capital phase of the trial, they're going to be like, you get the chair, do you not get the chair? [00:14:38] And they're going to try to argue that he should not get the chair because he saved Jeffrey Epstein's life and was assisted, assisted the police officers. [00:14:46] Yeah. [00:14:47] So a couple things here. [00:14:49] One, I'm not a fan of the death penalty. [00:14:52] So I am going to, I know, we disagree here. [00:14:56] Yeah. [00:14:56] Yeah. [00:14:58] So, you know, I'm going to back Tartaglione on that on those grounds. [00:15:02] You're going to back the blue. [00:15:03] But two. [00:15:04] Yeah. [00:15:06] We cannot let Tortellini go down. [00:15:10] No. [00:15:10] No, exactly. [00:15:12] So that's what I'm afraid they're going to do is they're going to railroad my buddy Tartaglioni here, kill him legally. [00:15:20] So I am not for America doing the death penalty. [00:15:23] I'm for a future government doing the death penalty with, let's say, liberal application. [00:15:31] So we are going to, and I mean that both ways. [00:15:35] We are going to possibly see an Epstein witness murdered before our very eyes. [00:15:42] By the state. [00:15:42] By the government. [00:15:43] Yeah. [00:15:43] Something to think about. [00:15:44] So we need all of you out there, psychic bomb of energy, free Tartaglioni. [00:15:53] P for T, pray for Targ. [00:15:55] Tard. [00:15:56] Tart. [00:15:57] So Epstein, when he, by the way, there were other witnesses or basically people who heard it that were elsewhere in the cell block who are saying that they don't think Tartaglione had anything to do with it. [00:16:08] However, I would also say that because he's huge. [00:16:10] I would be afraid that he would read it. [00:16:12] How did they fit him in the cell? [00:16:14] I don't know. [00:16:14] I'm like, what's that guy's, what's the Popeye guy named? [00:16:17] Bluto? [00:16:18] Bluto? [00:16:18] Yeah. [00:16:18] Yeah. [00:16:19] He looks like Bluto. [00:16:20] Like he's kind of like roop into the cell, like kind of hostile. [00:16:24] Did he go? [00:16:25] Roop. [00:16:26] Like, I bet that he had to, like, like lower his body. [00:16:31] He has to, like, walk sideways through the door. [00:16:34] His body just conforms to the rectangular shape of the door to walk through. [00:16:39] So Epstein is placed on Suicide Watch. [00:16:42] And in that time period, Tartaglione is actually cleared of trying to kill him. [00:16:47] Now, we don't really know what that means, but it's no longer, he's like, doesn't face charges or anything for it anymore. [00:16:52] But he's not facing the death penalty for that. [00:16:54] He's facing the death penalty for killing four people allegedly. [00:16:57] So just because he's clear of that doesn't mean he's like clear of being killed. [00:17:03] And they we learn from a filing in the Tartaglione case in a letter to U.S. District Judge Kenneth Karas that whoops, they deleted the footage of the cell. [00:17:17] Yep. [00:17:18] That's so crazy. [00:17:20] So they did that. [00:17:22] Yeah. [00:17:22] Why? [00:17:23] Was that just like, oops, automatic deletion? [00:17:26] So it actually appears that they preserved the wrong footage. [00:17:30] So it's like we were looking at cell block three or something. [00:17:33] And in fact, they were, I'm sorry, they preserved the footage from cell block two. [00:17:36] Oh, no. [00:17:37] Whoopsies. [00:17:38] It really does feel like all of these instances are like Keystone cops. [00:17:43] Yeah. [00:17:43] It's like, Like everything is going wrong. [00:17:50] I don't understand. [00:17:51] It's like banana peels behind every camera. [00:17:53] The U.S. government literally has an archive of every single text message you've ever sent, right? [00:17:58] Like they have giant screens. [00:17:59] Yes. [00:17:59] This is what I always said to them. [00:18:00] They don't preserve the fucking footage from one of the most like important federal lockups in the nation. [00:18:08] Yeah. [00:18:08] This is what I always said to the professor doctor when he was going off about her emails. [00:18:11] Like how do we get her emails? [00:18:12] It's like, bro, ask the NSA. [00:18:15] Yeah, all your emails are out there. [00:18:16] Just ask the fucking NSA. [00:18:18] They have them. [00:18:18] They have them for a thing. [00:18:19] By the way, all you people out there using your so-called encrypted apps, that's literally a honeypot to get you to use something that you think you can say bad things on. [00:18:26] Yeah. [00:18:27] So don't say anything weird over Signal or whatever you do. [00:18:29] Get yourself a pen and paper at the public library. [00:18:35] Burn the notes, throw them in the street. [00:18:38] That's what I say. [00:18:39] So Kenneth Karras gets a letter from two U.S. attorneys. [00:18:43] Now, one is named Jason Swergold, and the other is named. [00:18:48] That's a name. [00:18:48] Swergold. [00:18:49] hey, I'm Jason Swergold. [00:18:51] And the other one is named... [00:18:52] That doesn't sound right in the throat. [00:18:54] Check this brought out. [00:18:54] I know. [00:18:55] Check this brought out. [00:18:56] Maureen Comey. [00:18:58] Sorry, can you say that again? [00:18:59] Maureen Comey. [00:19:00] Comey. [00:19:01] How are you doing? [00:19:04] So I don't know. [00:19:05] She's familiar, right? [00:19:06] Maureen Comey. [00:19:08] She's like, she's on a letter being like, I don't have any cooms. [00:19:14] Who is she? [00:19:15] Sounds a little familiar. [00:19:16] Well, she is the assistant U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of New York. [00:19:21] Yeah. [00:19:22] But I believe she is related to James Comey. [00:19:26] James Adolph Comey. [00:19:29] James Comey of the quote-unquote Comey letter. [00:19:33] All the fucking Democrats love to talk about that stuff. [00:19:35] This is also a Comey letter, though. [00:19:37] We just found this out. [00:19:38] Yeah, this is the only Comey letter I care about. [00:19:40] Yeah, I mean, the guy who actually respected James Comey. [00:19:44] Why? [00:19:45] He threw the election for Clinton. [00:19:46] No, he didn't. [00:19:47] He absolutely didn't have a lot of people. [00:19:48] Polling was. [00:19:49] I have so much to go off on on that, but maybe if we do an episode on the fucking election. [00:19:54] Well, James Comey. [00:19:55] I don't know why we would do that. [00:19:56] Who was fired, I believe, by Donald Trump, right? [00:20:00] Yeah. [00:20:01] Best thing he's ever done. [00:20:03] But he was the director of the FBI, which is, for those of you who aren't familiar, FBI is kind of like an NGO that a lot of radical people work for. [00:20:13] They have, I think a bunch of them are actually members of the DSA. [00:20:16] Absolutely. [00:20:16] Yeah. [00:20:17] No, Occupy had a huge, like, it was, that was kind of the NGOization of Occupy. [00:20:22] It's because of this, this particular group. [00:20:26] Blue Lives Matter caucus. [00:20:27] Exactly. [00:20:28] And so she is that guy's son. [00:20:33] And I think that's kind of weird. [00:20:34] So she is not like, she's an assistant U.S. attorney. [00:20:38] Started as a clerk in 2014 and is already already five years later actually six years later now but uh, and one of the lead prosecutors in the Epstein case and guess what she did donated the shocking sum of 233 to 2015. [00:20:56] There's no, I mean it's. [00:20:57] No, it's not really a smoking gun. [00:20:58] It's not a smoking gun whatsoever no, but it's it's. [00:21:01] I am like my my, the hairs in the back of my neck are raised by this. [00:21:06] I mean, I would say that this is less like red string and more like I just hate rich connected people, exactly. [00:21:15] So like, I don't think that Maureen Comey was like placed as like a Manchurian pedophile in the uh in the southern district of New York. [00:21:26] But all rich people are related and they know each other and they hang out and they do jobs. [00:21:31] Like thinking of like, we're gonna make a movie called the Manchurian pedophile. [00:21:37] We are absolutely. [00:21:38] Why not? [00:21:39] Yeah, it could be a great story. [00:21:41] I I, we will do a bonus episode where I tell you my movie idea for an hour and a half. [00:21:46] It's really good. [00:21:46] My, my first meth com, the longest elevator pitch you've ever heard. [00:21:50] It's so good. [00:21:50] I perfected in rehab, but anyways, Maureen Comey is, is his daughter. [00:21:55] She was one of the signatories on this letter saying that oops, we lost that thing. [00:22:00] Um, but it is uh, it's a little strange, and Tartaglione is starting to freak out a little bit too. [00:22:08] Uh yeah, he started punching walls. [00:22:10] Yeah, he actually ran through one whole brick wall and there was just a mark of his body, exactly. [00:22:16] Uh, luckily they were able to stop him by painting some some uh, a tunnel on the side of a mouthpiece and he was knocked cold briefly for that from that. [00:22:25] But uh, so he is. [00:22:27] His lawyer is saying that Tartaglione received a note from a friend in jail. [00:22:32] First of all, also a friend. [00:22:34] Yeah, who's a friend? [00:22:36] I don't know probably, I have no idea like, just like another jail person yeah, another jailbird uh, and that it was cut to pieces with a razor blade by the guards, which he took as a sign. [00:22:47] Because, think about this, Tartaglione is literally a witness in a case against the people that are guarding him. [00:22:53] Yeah, because he's a witness in the Justice Department investigation against uh, the two guards the, the MCC, the guards, and Tartaglioni Aglione is probably the most important witness in that case. [00:23:06] And so he thought that the ripped up letter was a sign. [00:23:10] Was a sign. [00:23:11] Razorblade, hey, we're going to do this to your dick. [00:23:16] Oh, okay. [00:23:16] Or wrists also, whatever. [00:23:18] You'd probably die from the dick thing, too. [00:23:19] Yeah, but they got to make it look like suicide. [00:23:21] Yeah. [00:23:22] Well, yeah. [00:23:23] Yeah, yes. [00:23:25] You see where I'm going. [00:23:26] I see where you're going with this. [00:23:28] I'm picking up what I'm putting down. [00:23:29] We got to, here's what we got to do, friends and fans: is we all have to get arrested for a federal crime. [00:23:35] So we got to stack the MCC. [00:23:39] We got to get in there. [00:23:41] Yeah. [00:23:42] Destroy from the inside. [00:23:43] Uh-huh. [00:23:44] Yeah. [00:23:44] Yeah, exactly. [00:23:45] So everyone listening who lives in Brooklyn and New York, and we think that that is actually a fairly large fairly large population. [00:23:53] Get arrested immediately. [00:23:55] But for like the most heinous crime that you can think of, because they only put people in the MCC that are like high, you know, it's kind of more of a high-profile crazy. [00:24:06] And if you want, we need to occupy the shoe, right? [00:24:10] Because we need to get to Tortellini. [00:24:13] So we're going to need you to commit some pretty serious crimes. [00:24:17] Exactly one thing I === DoJ's Odd Sheets List (14:48) === [00:24:47] do want to just briefly mention, because I the 60 minutes thing is not that. [00:24:54] I mean it's not that fascinating, except for the photos which we're going to get into yeah. [00:24:59] Yes. [00:25:00] But one thing that's interesting, because you mentioned the guards, is that, so, you know, the two guards, we have mentioned, I don't have their names in front of me. [00:25:10] It's Tava Noel, who's the female guard, and I can't remember the other guard's name. [00:25:16] But so they're both, like you said, under investigation for what they said was, quote, surfing the internet and, quote, sleeping. [00:25:25] So surfing the internet is a crime now? [00:25:28] Well, in the like 10 hours where they were supposed to be checking on Jeffrey Epstein and he, you know, himself, allegedly. [00:25:36] Is that so they have not, they have yet to speak with DOJ. [00:25:43] Oh. [00:25:44] So because they have not like DOJ is not moving on that case, that Mark Epstein and his lawyer. [00:25:54] Brother of Jeffrey Epstein. [00:25:56] Yes. [00:25:56] They went to DOJ to get information, including like recordings, testimony, whatever that happened in those hours leading to Epstein's death. [00:26:08] Yep. [00:26:09] DOJ said, oh, well, we can't give you anything because we have this open investigation with the guards. [00:26:16] Oh, but the guards aren't talking. [00:26:19] No, DOJ hasn't contacted them. [00:26:21] Hasn't even called them. [00:26:23] That is so what you're saying there is that they can just take forever doing this so-called investigation. [00:26:30] And while that investigation is ongoing, because it's still like a case, you know, an extant case, we can't get information about what happened. [00:26:41] Exactly. [00:26:41] So they're using it or they can use it as a shield from anyone getting any information. [00:26:48] Well, you know, we have to do now, get jobs in the Justice Department. [00:26:53] The Lung Con. [00:26:55] Yes. [00:26:56] But I didn't think that was very interesting because I didn't realize that. [00:27:00] That probably happens all the time. [00:27:02] I mean, it makes total sense. [00:27:04] Yeah. [00:27:04] And you know what? [00:27:06] It's tricky. [00:27:07] They're very tricky. [00:27:08] Very clever over at DOJ. [00:27:11] Crafty. [00:27:12] Which, by the way, I'm not saying that anti-Semitically. [00:27:14] These are goys we're talking about. [00:27:17] So the big news coming out of 60 Minutes was, of course, the photos. [00:27:23] The crime scene photos. [00:27:25] So there are a lot of photos came out. [00:27:27] And we are going to, I mean, some of them are pretty wild. [00:27:32] We're going to mostly focus on the non-autopsical ones, autopsical. [00:27:37] Hopefully we'll be able to consult with an expert before we really get into those. [00:27:41] But boy, we have a lot of shit to look at. [00:27:44] Yes. [00:27:45] So there's, I mean, there's, yeah. [00:27:48] So if you guys haven't seen these photos, look them up. [00:27:53] If I remember. [00:27:54] Look up 60 Minutes Epstein photos. [00:27:56] Yeah, if I remember, I'll put a thing in the thing or whatever. [00:28:00] But. [00:28:01] Can we start with the list? [00:28:04] His note? [00:28:05] Yeah. [00:28:06] Yes. [00:28:06] So some people were saying this is a suicide note. [00:28:09] No, this is not a suicide note. [00:28:10] It's not a suicide note. [00:28:11] This is like a list of grievances. [00:28:13] Yeah. [00:28:14] What do they call it in Seinfeld? [00:28:16] Airing of the grievances? [00:28:18] Yes. [00:28:18] Yeah. [00:28:18] This is, Jeffrey was getting ready for Festivus. [00:28:20] Yeah. [00:28:21] Well, he was going to file a grievance with the police, excuse me, with the guards union. [00:28:25] So they found a list, which they put a pen next to, which kind of makes it seem like he was doing it right before he killed himself. [00:28:32] I don't know. [00:28:33] They might have just put the pen there. [00:28:34] Maybe it was there. [00:28:35] The list says, kept me in a locked shower stall for one hour. [00:28:41] Sent me burnt food. [00:28:43] Giant bugs crawling over my hands. [00:28:47] No fun. [00:28:48] This is like if Donald Trump did a haiku on Twitter. [00:28:51] Insane. [00:28:52] So it appears to be him kvetching about the guard's treatment of him. [00:28:58] Kept me in a lock shower stall for one hour. [00:29:01] Okay, I get it. [00:29:02] Bullying. [00:29:02] Yeah, sent me burnt food, which he's like a rich guy who's like notoriously picky about food. [00:29:08] So I'm not so sure that whatever on that. [00:29:10] I mean, he could just be being snotty there. [00:29:13] And giant bugs crawling over my hands. [00:29:15] That is what's confusing me a little bit here. [00:29:17] That could be roaches. [00:29:18] Yeah, probably. [00:29:20] Or he could be. [00:29:20] Yeah, MCC is notoriously disgusting. [00:29:23] It's dirty as shit. [00:29:24] Yeah, it's like notoriously like infested with bugs, rats. [00:29:28] Only in the middle. [00:29:29] New York special. [00:29:30] Yeah, exactly. [00:29:32] And we're not talking about the criminals. [00:29:34] Yeah, there's a pigeon smoking a cigarette and eating a piece of pizza. [00:29:39] Yeah, pizza rat. [00:29:39] That's where he's locked up. [00:29:41] So, and no fun. [00:29:43] So I can't say what for sure he's talking about there, but just from what I know about Jeffrey Epstein, he's literally talking about having sex with young girls. [00:29:51] I think so, yeah. [00:29:52] And because remember, Epstein was getting pussy. [00:29:57] So before his suicide attempt, he was, well, no, this is an adult, so I can say that. [00:30:02] Okay. [00:30:02] So before his suicide attempt, his lawyers were bringing in a young girl who had, let's say, not a lot of documents with her, who met with Jeffrey Epstein alone in a room that was not monitored for about 10 hours every day. [00:30:20] I mean, this didn't happen every day. [00:30:21] He would meet with his lawyers every day, but sometimes it would just be a young girl that shows up who said she was a legal assistant. [00:30:27] And obviously, he allegedly would have sex with her. [00:30:32] But after the Tartaglione incident, the frame-up job, and he was put on Suicide Watch, he was no longer allowed to meet with his lawyers when he was on Suicide Watch. [00:30:42] After he got out, yes, he was, but maybe something changed and this girl wasn't allowed in anymore. [00:30:47] So who knows what's going on with that? [00:30:49] But I have a feeling it has to do with Jeffrey Epstein's admitted need to come three times a day. [00:30:57] Okay, so a couple things that Detective Liz notices in this photo. [00:31:02] Okay. [00:31:04] One, like you mentioned, ballpoint pen. [00:31:07] Yeah. [00:31:07] Two, iPhone headphones. [00:31:12] Maybe iPhone headphones. [00:31:14] Well, they're white, white earbuds. [00:31:17] Yeah, they're earbuds because they got the rubber thing right there. [00:31:20] Yeah, white earbuds. [00:31:21] Okay, so question. [00:31:23] Yeah. [00:31:23] Now, Epstein, I understand that Epstein was taken off Suicide Watch, which is a very contentious decision. [00:31:29] Yes. [00:31:30] But why the fuck, even if he had just been taken off Suicide Watch, why the fuck was he allowed a ballpoint pen and earbuds, both of which can be used to harm himself? [00:31:45] Well, that's not all that can be used to harm himself, as we'll see later. [00:31:49] But yeah, it's a little odd. [00:31:51] I think because I don't know what to tell you. [00:31:55] And if, okay, so he goes off Suicide Watch and it was shortly before he himself, which means that then if you're off Suicide Watch, then he gets back his iPod, headphones, whatever. [00:32:10] Do they even make iPods anymore? [00:32:12] I don't think so. [00:32:13] Oh, whatever. [00:32:14] And a ballpoint pen. [00:32:16] Yeah. [00:32:17] So then he writes this down, which is his list of grievances, and then decides to kill himself. [00:32:25] Yeah. [00:32:25] I don't buy it. [00:32:26] Nah, it seems a little odd to me. [00:32:28] Detective Liz says, no way, Jose. [00:32:31] To me, and again, this is pure conjecture. [00:32:33] I'm being editorializing here. [00:32:35] But I just, from everything I know about Jeffrey Epstein, which at this point I have locked into his psyche. [00:32:41] And in fact, I'm sort of becoming like him. [00:32:44] Jeffrey Epstein was a vain man who thought of himself very highly. [00:32:50] And that he wouldn't leave a note like basically proclaiming his innocence or, you know, saying death to America. [00:32:59] History will absolve me. [00:33:01] The great martyr, Jeffrey Epstein. [00:33:03] Exactly. [00:33:04] It seems odd to me that he wouldn't try to like leave some legacy note. [00:33:09] No, where's the like pedophile bin Laden video? [00:33:11] Exactly. [00:33:13] So, yeah, I'm going to do a little, this one gets two raised eyebrows. [00:33:18] Or excuse me. [00:33:19] One raised eyebrow raised in a very arch way from. [00:33:22] I'm going to give it four Pinocchios. [00:33:24] So the next photo we have is of what appears to be, and this is a little technical term, ligature, which means the instrument of his hanging. [00:33:35] Yeah, okay. [00:33:36] So this is a bright orange. [00:33:37] Remember we mentioned the orange sheet? [00:33:40] Disgusting color. [00:33:41] Yeah, horrible. [00:33:42] Well, it's kind of the jail, the classic jail color. [00:33:44] It's awful. [00:33:45] So this is allegedly a ripped sheet that he used to. [00:33:53] Yeah, it's nodded. [00:33:54] You can see it. [00:33:54] Yeah. [00:33:55] Okay, so it's in the shape, it spells CP, actually. [00:33:59] Correction. [00:34:00] It spells CO. [00:34:02] I think the little bottom. [00:34:04] Everyone's saying that, but no. [00:34:05] I'm saying CO because it's what I call a crime sign, which is where the person who did the crime leaves something that spells out their initials. [00:34:14] In this case, correctional officer. [00:34:17] Oh, interesting. [00:34:18] That's cute, Brie. [00:34:20] But yeah, it does look like it says CP2. [00:34:24] Yeah, it's laid out in some way. [00:34:25] Okay, so a couple things about this one that I would like to mention. [00:34:30] There are not, there are no raw marks on the ends of the noose. [00:34:36] No, this was not ripped. [00:34:38] No. [00:34:38] It's like a clean hem. [00:34:40] Yeah. [00:34:41] Yeah. [00:34:42] So where the fuck is this from? [00:34:43] Or where's the scissors? [00:34:45] Yeah. [00:34:45] Yeah. [00:34:45] And if you got, okay, if you're suicidal and you got scissors, you're not like, hmm, I better use these scissors to cut a noose. [00:34:52] I mean, I don't know if he had scissors. [00:34:54] He could have used his teeth, but it does not look like a teeth. [00:34:56] No, there's like a totally clean, it's a totally clean edge. [00:35:01] So I'm guessing he must have made the knot while it was tied around his head because I don't understand how he would, this, this, this noose, how he would put it over his head and it would tighten on his neck. [00:35:11] No, it makes no. [00:35:12] It's not a noose. [00:35:13] Someone made this post mortem. [00:35:17] And it's short. [00:35:17] That's what I say. [00:35:18] It's a short fucking noose. [00:35:21] It's not long. [00:35:22] Like, it doesn't seem like it's like, yeah, it's really. [00:35:25] Well, it'd have to be kind of short if he's like, remember, he's kneeling. [00:35:29] Yeah. [00:35:30] So, but it doesn't, nothing, this doesn't make any sense. [00:35:33] So next we see a picture of what appears to be the bar on one of the beds and a measuring tape around it. [00:35:41] It appears that there's like a crossbar there that is 35 inches off of, I can't tell if it's off of the ground or off of the bottom bunk because of the sort of way that this is. [00:35:51] Yeah, it's like for getting up to the top bunk. [00:35:54] Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. [00:35:56] With a piece of orange fabric or the, you know, sheet piece of the sheet wrapped around it. [00:36:02] And so this appears, so if he did kill himself, this appears to be where that noose was ripped from. [00:36:07] So it's possible that the police themselves messed with the crime scene and cut the noose there. [00:36:15] Or that was simply some of his party decorations. [00:36:19] It could be sort of like a streamer. [00:36:21] That's what I'm thinking. [00:36:22] Yes, it could be. [00:36:23] Decorate the place up. [00:36:24] So another thing about this is that he was mandated to have a cellmate. [00:36:30] Yeah. [00:36:31] Didn't. [00:36:32] No, they actually moved his cellmate out the morning he killed himself. [00:36:35] And he was supposed to have another one put in. [00:36:37] It was like mandated that he had to have one. [00:36:39] You need a buddy. [00:36:40] No, Sari, not this guy. [00:36:42] Not Epstein. [00:36:43] Literally, when we say that everything that went, everything went wrong that could possibly go wrong. [00:36:48] Everything. [00:36:49] Literally everything. [00:36:50] Everything. [00:36:51] The next picture we see is his bunk with the bottom where he apparently slept. [00:36:56] Looks very narrow. [00:36:58] And a mattress sort of folded over on itself or a pillow. [00:37:02] And then on the top, he has all his bullshit. [00:37:04] I mean, he has got a lot. [00:37:05] It's like a bunch of medication shit. [00:37:06] I was about to say, he's got a bunch of medical, which is weird because every time I've been in. [00:37:09] How do you just take a bunch of pills? [00:37:10] Well, Well, who knows what the pills are? [00:37:12] Just taking a bunch of whatever. [00:37:14] I'm sure they didn't give him that many either. [00:37:16] But it looks like he has a bunch of... [00:37:19] Was that two apples? [00:37:20] Does he have apples? [00:37:21] Or peaches? [00:37:21] Yeah, I know those look like apples or peaches. [00:37:23] He's got boxes of some sort of medication. [00:37:25] Let's see. [00:37:25] July season. [00:37:27] Maybe it was peaches. [00:37:28] He does look like he has a full bottle of Advil, which I don't know. [00:37:32] I mean, yeah, it's like just down the hatch. [00:37:34] You just take every pill. [00:37:35] Yeah. [00:37:36] Fucking doesn't make any sense. [00:37:38] No, not at all. [00:37:39] And it's also odd because every time I've been in jail, they didn't fucking let me have. [00:37:42] I guess I didn't take my medication to jail. [00:37:44] But I don't think they let you keep it. [00:37:47] And then the next photo, we see the grate appears to be on the wall, maybe a window. [00:37:53] And then it looks like I can't really tell where this is. [00:37:59] I think it's also like part of the bunk, maybe facing a different direction. [00:38:06] It's sort of a weird angle, and you can't really tell what's going on there. [00:38:09] Yeah, so it's like showing like, I think allegedly a bunch of places where he would have allegedly tried and failed to have killed himself. [00:38:19] So there's all these like ripped parts of sheets, presumably if he had like tried to kneel really hard and then the sheet ripped off. [00:38:26] Yeah. [00:38:26] Try a different location again, again, again. [00:38:29] And then there's this picture, which is a, appears to just be like more length of sheet on the ground. [00:38:35] Yeah, there's just sheets everywhere. [00:38:38] So, I mean, it looks like there's about eight different nooses where he killed himself. [00:38:42] Yeah. [00:38:43] Which he killed himself with. [00:38:44] And boy, let me tell you, this guy had a lot of fucking sheets. [00:38:48] There's a picture of the whole cell, and this cell is covered in sheets. [00:38:52] He has like so many sheets. [00:38:53] Who has a lot of fun? [00:38:53] It looks like a darn clan rally down there. [00:38:56] Except I don't have this many sheets. [00:38:58] Who has this many sheets? [00:38:59] Liz is Claude, and I don't have a lot of sheets. [00:39:02] I have a lot of sheets. [00:39:03] I don't have this many sheets. [00:39:05] This is so many sheets. [00:39:07] I cannot stress it enough how many sheets this is. [00:39:09] It's too many sheets. [00:39:10] This is literally, what state is where they have the sheets gas station? [00:39:15] This is more sheets than a goddamn Ohio. [00:39:17] That's what I was going to say. [00:39:18] It's bullshit. [00:39:20] It's bullsheet. [00:39:22] It makes you wonder, like, I mean, was he just asking, like, oh, actually, guys, can I get another sheet? [00:39:27] And they're like, yeah, sure. [00:39:28] Every couple hours, he gets another sheet. [00:39:30] He doesn't even use all the sheets. [00:39:31] He literally just uses like a couple sheets and he kills himself with those. [00:39:35] That's too many sheets. === Fake Seal Mail Stories (14:37) === [00:39:36] He did it. [00:39:36] That's too many sheets. [00:39:37] Who has this many sheets? [00:39:38] No one has this many sheets. [00:39:40] Also, no one who is like, man, two days ago I was going to kill myself, but whoops, no, I'm not anymore because I'm off the kill yourself list. [00:39:49] Yeah. [00:39:49] Hey, give me more sheets. [00:39:50] Sheet me up. [00:39:51] Don't give the guy more sheets. [00:39:52] Hit me with the sheets. [00:39:54] If I'm the fucking CO and I'm doing my rounds, if I'm the screw and I'm doing rounds, twirling my night steel, my night stick, excuse me, got the keys in my other hand, jingling them to make the little whistle. [00:40:06] And this convicted, or excuse me, unconvicted alleged pedophile who had just gotten off a suicide watch that morning is like, hey, can I get about 10 sheets? [00:40:16] First of all, my brain's going to, oh, he's going to go out the window. [00:40:19] He's going to use it as a sort of a, well, no. [00:40:23] But he was going to tie a bunch of them together and then sort of descend. [00:40:26] Oh, I see. [00:40:26] That way. [00:40:28] Exactly. [00:40:28] Yeah. [00:40:28] Rapunzel style. [00:40:29] He could do the Superman. [00:40:32] He could do this. [00:40:33] That's actually, that's not the reason that Superman could fly. [00:40:35] It's because he has a cape. [00:40:36] That is a common misconception. [00:40:38] Because he's an alien. [00:40:39] Well, Jeffree maybe didn't know. [00:40:41] Yeah. [00:40:41] Or maybe he was trying to join the clan. [00:40:44] Or yeah, maybe make a little costume. [00:40:46] Uh-huh. [00:40:47] Hide in plain sight. [00:40:48] Ooh. [00:40:49] So now we have, and again, we're going to get more into these on an episode. [00:40:54] Too many sheets. [00:40:55] We have professional help, but Jeffrey Epstein's dead body. [00:40:58] He looks like shit. [00:41:01] Holy crap. [00:41:02] He looks terrible. [00:41:03] Yeah, he don't look good. [00:41:04] He looked dead. [00:41:06] He also looks like someone sliced the shit out of his neck. [00:41:09] Yeah, so Brace mentioned we're going to try and talk to a professional. [00:41:13] Stay tuned for that. [00:41:14] I've long said that Liz should talk to a professional. [00:41:17] Ha ha ha. [00:41:19] But yeah, we want to consult with a friend of the pod who has some expertise in this area. [00:41:28] So stay tuned. [00:41:29] We're going to go more in depth into some questions we have about these autopsy photos. [00:41:35] But we do want to bring, we should mention that the ligature mark around Jeffrey's fat ass neck, by the way. [00:41:45] That is a big neck. [00:41:46] I didn't realize, like, there's just a lot of like folds and fat. [00:41:53] Yeah. [00:41:54] Yeah, he's got a fat neck. [00:41:56] It's quite low. [00:41:57] Yeah. [00:41:57] The mark. [00:41:58] It's super low. [00:42:00] And it's like, it's really, I mean, it looks like someone's slight. [00:42:03] It looks like a garot. [00:42:04] It does not look like a what? [00:42:07] I don't know how to pronounce it. [00:42:08] Garotte. [00:42:08] Garotte. [00:42:09] It's garote. [00:42:10] It's where you put piano wire on someone's neck and yeah, old timey. [00:42:14] An old tartaglione family killing style. [00:42:18] Yeah, it definitely doesn't look like it was a sheet. [00:42:21] No. [00:42:21] It doesn't. [00:42:22] In fact, it makes absolutely no sense. [00:42:24] Blood on the sheets either. [00:42:26] No, there's not. [00:42:27] To quote Bob Dylan. [00:42:28] So another thing, another thing is it's too low. [00:42:38] If he's okay, listener. [00:42:40] This is acting this guy. [00:42:42] You can't see me. [00:42:43] But imagine I am in kneeling position. [00:42:48] Imagine kneeling position. [00:42:50] Now, I've got the thing around my neck. [00:42:52] I've got my like eight feet of orange sheets around my neck. [00:42:55] Whatever this dude has. [00:42:57] Yep. [00:42:58] Now, if I lean down, that sheet is going to ride up to right below your like jawline. [00:43:06] Your jawbone. [00:43:07] Yeah. [00:43:07] The mandible. [00:43:09] The mandible. [00:43:10] If you want to get technical. [00:43:11] Dr. Franzak. [00:43:15] Yeah. [00:43:16] It's right. [00:43:17] It's not going to stay so low on his neck. [00:43:19] No. [00:43:19] And so when you see the ligature mark, it is like, it looks, it literally looks like someone took a cord of which, by the way, there are many in this fucking jail cell. [00:43:31] And strangled him to death with it. [00:43:32] Strangled him from behind a little. [00:43:35] One question is that in the pictures of Epstein's cell, you see a little machine that some of our listeners may recognize called a sleep apnea machine. [00:43:45] You know what? [00:43:45] I feel bad because I laughed when I saw that. [00:43:49] You saw the apnea machine? [00:43:50] Why? [00:43:50] Because I was just like, you know, we all joke about Jeffree's fits. [00:43:55] Yeah. [00:43:55] And we're like, oh, it's cool. [00:43:56] And then it's kind of like, you see these younger photos of him. [00:43:59] And I forget that they're from like five, six years ago. [00:44:02] Yeah. [00:44:03] You know, just the ones of him like around New York or whatever. [00:44:06] Yeah, trying to look all the LSJ. [00:44:07] Whatever. [00:44:08] Yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:44:09] And then you're like, oh, no, this was like an old man. [00:44:11] Yeah. [00:44:13] He wasn't old. [00:44:14] He wasn't, I mean, he wasn't super old, but he was old. [00:44:16] I mean, sleep apnea, not good. [00:44:18] No. [00:44:19] Sleep apnea. [00:44:20] Yeah. [00:44:20] Yeah. [00:44:21] It's not, but that's not a good, you know. [00:44:23] Maybe you see that, you see the fat nose. [00:44:26] Here's the thing. [00:44:26] Maybe Jeffrey should have lost some weight. [00:44:28] You should have fucking, he could have fucking killed himself with the goddamn sleep apnea machine. [00:44:32] It's got a long like tube on the side. [00:44:34] There's also a huge extension cord. [00:44:36] It's got an extension cord. [00:44:38] Classic thing to hang yourself with is an extension cord. [00:44:42] And Jeffree was like, hey, I'm actually going to use the notoriously, literally the thinnest sheets in the United States of America. [00:44:48] And I'm going to try it 12 times. [00:44:50] 12 times doesn't work. [00:44:51] So I got to go ask for more sheets. [00:44:53] Sheets everywhere. [00:44:54] And that's the thing is, is that I've read a lot of sort of analyses on this, and a lot of people are saying this was probably not just one clean, like he swang, swung, swang, swung forward and snapped his neck. [00:45:08] He might have done this like several times. [00:45:10] Oh, like up and down, up and down. [00:45:12] Like one of those birds that drink water. [00:45:14] Looks like the bird is drinking death. [00:45:16] It just seems totally crazy. [00:45:20] So none of this makes sense. [00:45:22] It doesn't make a lick of sense. [00:45:24] Yeah, look up those photos, but I will say, content warning, dead body. [00:45:28] Yes. [00:45:52] We've got one other news thing to discuss. [00:45:56] So as many of you know, I served in the United States Navy as a SEAL on SEAL team one, which is the most decorated of the SEAL teams. [00:46:06] Yeah, because one, two, three, four. [00:46:07] Exactly. [00:46:08] We're in SEAL Team 6. [00:46:09] That's the reason their helicopter crashed is because they're the sixth best SEAL team, which means sixth worst. [00:46:16] Sixth. [00:46:17] I'm having trouble saying that, but that's probably because I'm being disrespectful to our nation's naval forces. [00:46:23] Or as I call them, the Aqua Army. [00:46:27] Here's a little bit of misinformation that we're, or excuse me, perhaps disinformation that we're being handed to by the lying news media. [00:46:38] So they're telling us that Ghelaine Maxwell. [00:46:42] Let me read from the Daily Mail real quick. [00:46:45] A source says ex-special forces are shuttling the 58-year-old friend of Prince Andrew from one safe house to another across the American Midwest following quote-unquote credible death threats. [00:46:58] Which, how are you making death threats to Ghelaine Maxwell? [00:47:01] Especially credible ones. [00:47:02] No one knows where she is. [00:47:03] That's like the notable thing about her. [00:47:05] A source said, there's been so much rubbish written about Ghelane. [00:47:09] The reality is she receives multiple credible death threats on a diving basis. [00:47:15] The height mail is sometimes two feet high. [00:47:18] Where's the hate mail coming to? [00:47:20] Where's it going? [00:47:21] Do you have a stack of hate mail that is two feet high at one address? [00:47:27] This doesn't make any sense. [00:47:29] This doesn't make any sense. [00:47:30] She is constantly moving. [00:47:32] Her life is in danger. [00:47:34] She's being guarded by the rest of the very best. [00:47:37] And that includes former U.S. Navy SEALs. [00:47:41] She is not under the protection of any government. [00:47:45] She's on her own. [00:47:46] Wasn't her boyfriend a Navy SEAL? [00:47:49] Scott Borgeson? [00:47:51] Coast Guard. [00:47:51] I think he was a former Coast Guard. [00:47:53] Coast Guard and Navy SEALs have a lot of shared membership, though. [00:47:56] It's practically the same service. [00:48:00] Yeah, so Scott Borgeson, she is surrounded by naval men. [00:48:05] That sounds like a fantasy of hers. [00:48:10] Well, here's the thing. [00:48:10] I mean, we all know that this bitch was the CEO of Terramar, which was her weird Clinton Global Initiative-linked foundation to save the seas. [00:48:20] Their big plan was to issue sea passports because they thought if a critical mass of people got passports saying that they're citizens of the ocean, then they'll stop throwing Mountain Dew bottles into the bay, which Newsflash, you old fucking hag, still throwing them in. [00:48:37] Every day I just go out there and throw a huge fucking bag in despite you, you pedophile. [00:48:43] So yeah, a lot of naval men there. [00:48:47] And what, like, it's also just weird because obviously this is not true. [00:48:54] No, this is totally fake. [00:48:56] Okay, fake things, fake news. [00:48:58] Like we said, no address. [00:49:00] No address. [00:49:01] Where are you sending mail? [00:49:02] No one knows. [00:49:03] Yeah. [00:49:03] Second of all, what is she? [00:49:05] Like, on the, is she a reporter on the fucking campaign trail? [00:49:09] Who's going state to state across the Midwest? [00:49:12] She's in Ohio. [00:49:13] She's in this shadow of Klobuchar, hoping that her security team will protect her. [00:49:20] I mean, I bet Amy could protect her. [00:49:23] Yeah, I could protect both you ladies. [00:49:25] That's what's going to come over. [00:49:26] It doesn't make any sense. [00:49:28] This is all fake news. [00:49:30] So the interesting part about it is not this article, because obviously anybody with a brain can, anyone with a freaking brain can see this as bullshit. [00:49:38] However, the interesting thing is that there has been so many, the volume of these stories, each saying that Ghelane is in a wildly different place ever since the original story that came out where they actually proved that she was in Massachusetts. [00:49:53] Right. [00:49:53] So there's been one single story that actually nailed down her location, which she escaped from. [00:49:58] As we heard from remember, our little sources, our boots on the ground, that the reason why we found out about that was because a neighbor was mad about a fence. [00:50:10] All politics are local people. [00:50:12] Exactly. [00:50:13] And mend your fences with some of the things. [00:50:15] Nope. [00:50:15] The only reason that was tipped off, it's not one of these planted stories. [00:50:20] Nope. [00:50:20] It's literally the most, like... [00:50:23] A spiteful Massachusettsian. [00:50:25] Yes. [00:50:25] Yes, the most honest, you know, it's just one neighbor hating another neighbor. [00:50:31] You don't get more honest than that. [00:50:33] Exactly. [00:50:33] I'm like, you know what? [00:50:34] I'm going to rat to the press that he's married to a pedophile. [00:50:38] Well, not married, but, you know, so to get back at him for, you know, some zoning issues. [00:50:46] We actually found out where she was. [00:50:48] That's how we found out. [00:50:49] And then subsequently, story after story after story. [00:50:54] Remember, it started with one, our famous, by the way, we got to go there. [00:50:58] We're in LA. [00:50:59] The In-N-Out photo of her. [00:51:01] And fuck, I forgot to mention, I got you a little present for Christmas. [00:51:04] I forgot to mention. [00:51:05] You did? [00:51:06] Yes, it is a book that Ghelaine Maxwell is very fond of by an author whose name I like to say. [00:51:13] Oh, I don't want that book. [00:51:15] I got it for you. [00:51:16] Will you say his name? [00:51:18] Ted Gupp. [00:51:22] Can't stop laughing at that. [00:51:23] No, well, let's sell it in a live show. [00:51:26] So he, so, you know, there's that picture that came out the next day of Ghelaine Maxwell and In-N-Out. [00:51:34] And of course, we found out that that was a fake. [00:51:37] Yes, fake news. [00:51:38] And then there were more stories. [00:51:40] Is she in Brazil? [00:51:41] Well, she was in Brazil. [00:51:42] Remember, they traced her there because a cop had traced her cell phone and triangulated her and Brunel being in Brazil. [00:51:49] Now, Brazil is not too unlikely because if you read the testimony, they do have contacts there. [00:51:54] But the story about how the cop found that out is very unlikely. [00:51:57] And then there are stories, oh, she's back in England. [00:52:00] Oh, she's maybe in Israel. [00:52:01] She's in Israel. [00:52:02] Oh, she's in Thailand. [00:52:04] Yeah. [00:52:05] Stories everywhere. [00:52:06] But no, she's simply in, well... [00:52:09] Nope, she's out in the cornfields canvassing. [00:52:14] Yeah, exactly. [00:52:15] She's found. [00:52:16] Elizabeth Warren. [00:52:17] Exactly. [00:52:17] She is on the campaign trail with Elizabeth Warren as we speak. [00:52:22] Yes. [00:52:23] So she could be, however, at one place in the Midwest, the town of New Albany, Ohio. [00:52:30] Oh, you're famous. [00:52:31] Mayor of Leslie Wexner. [00:52:33] I'm coming for you. [00:52:34] I don't mean that in a threatening summary. [00:52:37] You know what? [00:52:38] That's not a bad idea. [00:52:39] Yeah, because I have boots on the ground sources intel there, too. [00:52:44] Yeah, and if you're a listener and you live in Cleveland, Columbus is closer. [00:52:50] Is it closer? [00:52:51] Yeah. [00:52:51] Okay. [00:52:52] Well, if you live in Cleveland, go for a drive. [00:52:54] Yeah. [00:52:54] It's like a suburb of Columbus. [00:52:56] Okay. [00:52:56] So if you're in Columbus, probably easier. [00:52:59] If you're in Cleveland, make a day of it. [00:53:01] Yeah. [00:53:02] You got nothing in Cleveland. [00:53:03] Yeah. [00:53:04] Flee the Cleave. [00:53:05] Head over to New Albany. [00:53:08] Maybe scope some things out. [00:53:09] Sniff around a little bit. [00:53:10] Because I have heard, and I'm not going to say, I got to be purposely vague on this. [00:53:14] I have heard that certain billionaires in certain parts of Ohio are guarded, or at least have their homes guarded by people with, let's say, the school shooting gun, if you know what I mean. [00:53:24] So be, you know, be ready if you go out there. [00:53:30] And yeah, so she could be there. [00:53:32] She could be under guard there because that would make sense too, because I don't know who's guarding certain billionaires out there, but it very well could be former Navy SEALs. [00:53:59] So, some new photos came out, and I've actually, this has been the thing that I've been, like, looking for every single day since we took this case, is photos of that trip to Africa. === Famous Trip Photos (03:57) === [00:54:13] Yeah. [00:54:13] Yes. [00:54:14] With the famous trip of Bill Clinton, Kevin Spacey, Chris Tucker, and of course one Jeffrey Epstein. [00:54:23] Yes. [00:54:23] And apparently Ghelane Maxwell was there. [00:54:25] Yeah. [00:54:25] I didn't know until now. [00:54:27] Yeah, but I'm not very surprised by it. [00:54:29] I mean, I didn't know she was there. [00:54:30] And now this trip has been pointed at by a lot of observers as really the moment where Epstein became, it became possible to have him be a news story, right? [00:54:39] He wasn't just some name of a rich guy that no one cared about because he wasn't famous. [00:54:43] This is him getting in the limelight where he didn't stay in the limelight, but he stayed in the public's consciousness. [00:54:50] Yes. [00:54:51] Right. [00:54:51] So this was kind of the beginning of the end for Jeffrey. [00:54:54] Because once you put the lad in the pedophile, eventually people are going to start paying attention. [00:55:00] Unless you're in Britain. [00:55:02] So there's a bunch of pictures from it. [00:55:05] I implore you, look them up. [00:55:06] But there's one in particular that made Brace go, hmm. [00:55:12] Which one's that, Brace? [00:55:13] A picture of Kevin Spacey and Ghelane Maxwell. [00:55:16] Kevin Spacey, Ghelane Maxwell has a, her face is locked in a terrified rectus. [00:55:23] Smile that uh, that that exudes uh, terror. [00:55:28] And, and Kevin Spacey is holding what, perhaps a cell phone, perhaps a cliff bar, and uh, and he has a pinky ring. [00:55:40] So Spacey isn't the only person with a pinky ring here is. [00:55:43] Is he Liz? [00:55:44] No, so Gillain. [00:55:47] Also in that in and out photo uh-huh, where she is, she's facing again straight on the camera. [00:55:54] Once again, Liz is also acting this out for me, which I find very charming yeah, but no one can see, except for Brace. [00:55:58] Just for you brace, thank you. [00:56:00] Um, she has her, her uh head leaning on her palm and pinky facing the camera. [00:56:09] Yep, and on that pinky, a pinky ring. [00:56:12] And so you might think okay, whatever pinky ring, women be wearing jewelry. [00:56:16] But someone found a photo of Jeffrey Epstein from the this I believe it's 2003, might be earlier photo of him on the Harvard website uh, about some big donations he made, and he has his hand to his face and he is wearing what appears to be that same pinky ring, and so I definitely believe I mean the Spacey one. [00:56:35] It could be maybe just like a little symbol they have to each other, because those aren't the only people with rings. [00:56:42] First of all, Randy Andy wears a pinky ring, and the royal family themselves have a very famous old pinky ring that uh, that Charles wears. [00:56:51] And that pinky ring that Charles wears was actually last worn by a man named prince Edward. [00:56:58] Oh wow, you might remember him from being the prince that first of all abdicated the throne so he could uh, have sex in the pussy with an American woman, but also he was a Nazi. [00:57:11] So read into that what you will, but I, I don't think that. [00:57:16] You know, as we know, these people are really into symbolism. [00:57:19] I'm not saying that because I sound like a QAnon person. [00:57:22] Literally they actually are. [00:57:24] So, you know, just saying this is one of those things that perhaps should be looked further into. [00:57:29] You know, what we should also do maybe, is just make sure these people don't have pinkies anymore. [00:57:33] Pinky in the ring, exactly pinky in the ring. [00:57:37] I don't understand what that means. [00:57:39] I don't remember that cartoon, the pinky and the brain. [00:57:43] Yeah yeah yeah yeah, that's dumb. [00:57:45] Look everyone, you can probably hear it in my voice. [00:57:48] I'm not feeling so great. [00:57:49] No uh, she's also been drinking a little stuff called dextramorth pain, what's that? [00:57:54] It's like a dxm twice it's. [00:57:58] It's double string. [00:57:59] What's dxm? [00:58:00] Uh, we'll have some afterwards on top of that, so I don't know anything. [00:58:05] Yeah I, I I would say, that's true, you're not a big drug uh hub no, i'm not a dork. === Pinky in the Ring (01:17) === [00:58:11] No no, drugs rock. [00:58:13] Uh, don't do them though. [00:58:15] Well, thank you, This is sick, so I'm going to cut this off. [00:58:20] I'm sorry, guys. [00:58:21] I'm trying to get better. [00:58:21] I got to get better for LA for the live show, which again, Sunday, January 26th. [00:58:28] During the day, it's a matinee. [00:58:30] Doesn't mean it's not going to be crazy. [00:58:32] No, it's and it's almost the tickets are almost gone. [00:58:35] Yeah, Saturday sold out, Sunday. [00:58:37] Get them while they're hot. [00:58:38] Uh-huh. [00:58:39] January 26th, Zebulon. [00:58:42] In Los Angeles. [00:58:44] Yes. [00:58:45] Well, anyways, thank you. [00:58:47] Thank you so much for joining us. [00:58:50] Thank you. [00:58:53] And my name is Gary. [00:58:56] Gary? [00:58:57] Yeah, that's my cool guy alternately. [00:58:59] I'm a skateboarder. [00:59:01] No, my name is Bryce Belden. [00:59:02] It is. [00:59:03] I'm Liz. [00:59:03] We are joined by producer Young Chomsky. [00:59:06] And we'll see you next time, guys. [00:59:08] Bye-bye. [00:59:27] Come on, come on.