True Anon Truth Feed - Happy True Year Aired: 2019-12-27 Duration: 03:40 === Special Patreon Message (03:39) === [00:00:00] Do the song. [00:00:02] Believe it or not, Truan is not home. [00:00:06] So leave a message at the beep. [00:00:10] I am out or I'd answer the phone. [00:00:14] Where could we be? [00:00:17] Believe it or not, we're not home. [00:00:22] Hello. [00:00:23] You've reached Truan. [00:00:26] That was your cool ringtone. [00:00:28] Remember when people used to have that ringback? [00:00:31] Was it like a ringback? [00:00:32] a ringback? [00:00:33] Remember when people had the, we're doing a message. [00:00:36] Oh, sorry. [00:00:37] Remember when people had that ring back? [00:00:39] Now you can answer. [00:00:41] Now you can answer. [00:00:42] Do you remember that? [00:00:44] See, this is why we're not doing an episode this week, ladies and gentlemen, because Liz refuses to speak to me. [00:00:49] We have, the podcast is over. [00:00:52] No, stop it. [00:00:53] Okay. [00:00:54] So we are recording special message. [00:00:57] Special message to our little babies out there. [00:01:00] Yes. [00:01:01] All my children out there. [00:01:04] Sorry, guys. [00:01:05] We're both gone. [00:01:07] Yes. [00:01:08] I am going to be in New York City at the site of the Twin Towers, lighting the menorah and placing the star upon the Christmas tree. [00:01:20] Liz, where will you be? [00:01:22] I'm going to be in the Virgin Islands, no relation. [00:01:25] Mm-hmm. [00:01:25] Any islands you go to. [00:01:27] And young Chomsky is, unfortunately, has died from syphilis. [00:01:34] It's not true. [00:01:35] Fake news. [00:01:35] It's true. [00:01:36] That was a recording I had of him that I'm playing. [00:01:38] You can't get out of that. [00:01:39] It was a recording. [00:01:40] And anything else he says will also be a recording that I took before his death that I'm now playing. [00:01:45] But yeah, anyways, we can't do an episode like that, so please don't fucking, if you fucking DM us, if you make a fucking Patreon, I'll wave my thing. [00:01:54] I'm sorry. [00:01:55] Every other job gets vacations. [00:01:57] McDonald's workers get vacations. [00:01:59] The president gets vacation. [00:02:01] Podcasters apparently can't get vacations. [00:02:03] No, they understand. [00:02:04] They just, you have to communicate it. [00:02:06] That's my alarm. [00:02:07] It happens every time I record. [00:02:08] It's my alarm. [00:02:09] Take out the trash. [00:02:10] Oh, my. [00:02:11] No, look, it was fine. [00:02:13] We just want to apologize because it's holidays and we did record an extra special, extra long Patreon episode. [00:02:24] Yes, we did. [00:02:25] That is a bit kooky. [00:02:28] So if you're not yet a Patreon subscriber, I say, it might be worth it just for that episode. [00:02:34] Ask mommy for a little, what do they call him? [00:02:37] A Lincoln. [00:02:37] A stinking Lincoln, as a guy at the Noah Bagels on Market Street once said to me as he handed me a $5 bill and change. [00:02:43] Oh. [00:02:43] He said, a stinking Lincoln. [00:02:44] I've never forgotten that. [00:02:45] Don't, you know what you say to your mom? [00:02:47] Don't give me Starbucks gift card. [00:02:49] Give me some pussy. [00:02:51] No. [00:02:52] You're not saying that? [00:02:53] No, Brace. [00:02:54] Okay. [00:02:55] Anyway, I am actually apologetic. [00:02:57] Brace isn't. [00:02:58] No. [00:02:59] No. [00:02:59] I'm defiant. [00:03:01] I'm also not apologetic. [00:03:03] Because he's dead. [00:03:05] That was a recording I have. [00:03:07] I miss him. [00:03:09] But yes, so until I think, well, we're going to be together before the new year, but the next episode will probably come out in the new year, right? [00:03:18] Yes. [00:03:19] So from the past, from 2019. [00:03:23] Good evening. [00:03:25] I'm Brace. [00:03:26] I'm Liz. [00:03:28] I'm Young Chomsky. [00:03:30] And we please don't leave Patreon comments. [00:03:34] We will see you and we love you all so much. [00:03:38] We will see you next year.