True Anon Truth Feed - Episode 27: Sticky Wicket
Aired: 2019-11-29
Duration: 01:10:43


=== Thankless Giving (03:38) ===

[00:00:00]  Brace?
[00:00:01]  Ma'am.
[00:00:02]  What are you doing for the holidays?
[00:00:04]  I am, I am doing something I call the thankless giving, where I ride around with all my hoodlum friends.
[00:00:10]  We throw rocks through the windows of happy families.
[00:00:13]  That's so mean.
[00:00:14]  That I smoke unfiltered cigarettes in front of my baby who I don't take care of.
[00:00:20]  Did I sell the baby?
[00:00:22]  Did you see the pardon turkeys?
[00:00:24]  I did not.
[00:00:24]  No.
[00:00:25]  They still do that?
[00:00:26]  Why do they do that?
[00:00:28]  It's because, well, it's fucked up because those turkeys are convicted of sex crimes usually.
[00:00:33]  That is the most heinous sort of crime in the avian.
[00:00:36]  Are turkeys avian?
[00:00:38]  They're birds, right?
[00:00:39]  Yeah.
[00:00:40]  I told you about the time the turkeys chased me.
[00:00:43]  You did not.
[00:00:43]  No.
[00:00:44]  I didn't?
[00:00:45]  No.
[00:00:46]  Was it the way they say that?
[00:00:47]  Yeah, this is one time at an unnamed location in the Bay Area where there are wild turkeys.
[00:00:54]  Okay.
[00:00:54]  And it was very early in the morning and I was like, oh my God, look, there's a bunch of wild turkeys.
[00:01:01]  And so I was like, hello, turkeys.
[00:01:03]  And I went up to them.
[00:01:04]  And they were not excited to see me.
[00:01:08]  And one of them kind of like got in my face.
[00:01:11]  And then he got, the other ones all riled up and they started kind of flapping at me.
[00:01:16]  And I was like, oh my God, what's going on?
[00:01:18]  So I started to kind of back away.
[00:01:19]  And then they were charging at me.
[00:01:21]  And I had to like run down the hill and go into a building and like slam the door because these fucking turkeys were chasing me.
[00:01:27]  Oh my God.
[00:01:29]  You know what I would have done if I was in your case?
[00:01:31]  I would have headshotted each of them with a 44 magnum.
[00:01:33]  I mean, they were wild birds.
[00:01:36]  I was chased by geese often in high school.
[00:01:39]  Geese?
[00:01:39]  Not good birds.
[00:01:40]  No, horrible, but better tasting.
[00:01:43]  I do love a goose.
[00:01:45]  I do love a plump goose.
[00:01:46]  Yeah, a Christmas goose.
[00:01:48]  So here's a little advice, fans and fanettes.
[00:01:53]  If you are with your family this Thanksgiving and they're like, oh, Joe Biden's got such a juicy pussy.
[00:01:59]  Or like, oh, Elizabeth Warren's plans for fucking my ass are so good.
[00:02:04]  And you're like, what?
[00:02:05]  Dude, I'm a moderate law account Republican.
[00:02:07]  I do not want to talk about this stuff.
[00:02:09]  I only want to talk about podcast.
[00:02:11]  Here's what you can say.
[00:02:12]  You can deflect it.
[00:02:13]  You can move it off of politics by immediately on the table having sex with your stepmother.
[00:02:20]  That will fix all of it.
[00:02:21]  Or you can just even ask.
[00:02:22]  If you don't want to do something that bold, you can even do what I do at every family gathering and be like, what's up with all the stepmom porn?
[00:02:29]  Yeah, every family gathering and every podcast.
[00:02:31]  You're just like, what's up with that?
[00:02:33]  And no one has an answer, but it'll provide several hours of dialogue.
[00:03:05]  Prince Andrew and his fucking Gilfast mom, Elizabeth, were riding horses the day after he stepped down.
[00:03:14]  And every part of it was like, I would give anything for her to ride me like a horse.
[00:03:18]  Ew, no, you wouldn't.
[00:03:20]  Not like an actual, like, I'm on all fours walking.
[00:03:24]  Just being a shock jock.
[00:03:25]  You don't really think that.
[00:03:28]  She actually would be a shocking jockey, I would say.
[00:03:31]  She would be delightful at it.
[00:03:33]  Her little figure, her bones so thin, her frail.

=== Jeremy Corbyn and Jeffrey Epstein (07:56) ===

[00:03:38]  She's a baby Yoda Why is baby Yoda a thing?
[00:03:44]  The reminder of People of the Queen.
[00:03:47]  Only figure in science fiction that people are attracted to.
[00:03:52]  A lot of people who see the baby are like, I wish I could have a baby, but A, I'm 58.
[00:03:58]  Three, my kids are all too, excuse me.
[00:04:00]  B, not three, my kids are all grown.
[00:04:03]  And C, I've gone impotent from watching too much Star Wars.
[00:04:12]  That's why people like Baby Yoda.
[00:04:14]  I don't know.
[00:04:14]  I don't really.
[00:04:15]  It's fine.
[00:04:16]  Yeah.
[00:04:17]  I wish it had tits.
[00:04:20]  I wish it had huge...
[00:04:21]  Is it...
[00:04:22]  Oh, no, it's literally Baby Yoda, or is it a baby?
[00:04:26]  It's a Yoda.
[00:04:27]  So Yoda is like a species?
[00:04:31]  I thought Yoda was just a little bit more.
[00:04:32]  It's a mistake kind of.
[00:04:33]  I don't really want to reveal how much I know about this.
[00:04:36]  But I do.
[00:04:37]  It's unknown.
[00:04:38]  Apparently, there is a woman Yoda, but she's not.
[00:04:43]  She's named.
[00:04:43]  Yodi?
[00:04:44]  Yeah.
[00:04:44]  It's like Yadi or something like that.
[00:04:47]  It's like a Yoda with an A to more than one A. Is there a Yodex?
[00:04:52]  There's.
[00:04:53]  Yodak Socialist of America.
[00:04:57]  Yeah.
[00:04:58]  There is.
[00:04:59]  Yeah.
[00:05:00]  So if I was the king of England.
[00:05:03]  Why isn't there a king of England?
[00:05:05]  Can you tell me that?
[00:05:06]  Because there's a queen of England.
[00:05:07]  But why can't there be a king in...
[00:05:09]  She's married, right?
[00:05:10]  Well, yeah, but it's by blood.
[00:05:12]  So she was the daughter, so she became queen.
[00:05:15]  Well, what?
[00:05:16]  Okay.
[00:05:17]  So who's going to be king?
[00:05:19]  So Charles is next in line.
[00:05:21]  Charles is.
[00:05:22]  Yeah.
[00:05:22]  It's a bit of a sticky wicket.
[00:05:26]  Yeah, Charles.
[00:05:27]  Actually, you know, some people, some like crazy internet people, you know, my types.
[00:05:36]  Yep.
[00:05:38]  Think that Charles, I mean, they think like kind of like doomsday Brexit scenario is the queen dies.
[00:05:46]  Yep.
[00:05:46]  Because she's up there.
[00:05:48]  Inshallah.
[00:05:50]  Charles takes over and reasserts.
[00:05:53]  This is like, I think the like crazy NRX like monarchist.
[00:05:57]  Are we talking royal prerogative here?
[00:05:58]  That's what I'm saying.
[00:06:00]  Reasserts sovereignty of the crown, dissolves parliament.
[00:06:06]  And deals with this undoes Brexit to save the kingdom.
[00:06:11]  So he's like, listen, Brexit is going to cause, I don't know, something, and I've got to fix it.
[00:06:19]  So I'm going to turn this back into a regular monarchy just for like an hour, like a few hours or something.
[00:06:27]  What is the transition?
[00:06:28]  I've never said any of this is going to happen.
[00:06:29]  Couldn't they just re-Brexit after he steps down?
[00:06:32]  I don't think anything is going to happen.
[00:06:34]  You don't think Brexit's going to happen?
[00:06:36]  I don't know if Brexit is going to happen.
[00:06:38]  It would be such a funny, if it didn't.
[00:06:40]  It just didn't.
[00:06:40]  I mean, it's been what?
[00:06:41]  Fucking like, how long has it been?
[00:06:43]  Five years, I think.
[00:06:44]  No.
[00:06:44]  No, four years.
[00:06:45]  Three years.
[00:06:46]  Yeah, because it was 2016.
[00:06:47]  Yeah, no, yeah.
[00:06:48]  Sorry.
[00:06:48]  It's been five years since I've seen my own dad.
[00:06:50]  June, July 2016?
[00:06:51]  Yeah.
[00:06:52]  Yeah, it would be so funny if it.
[00:06:54]  I like, no deal Brexit's coming, baby.
[00:06:57]  Yeah, I kind of saw, I always like dip in and out.
[00:07:00]  I don't really know what the story is right now, but.
[00:07:04]  Election's coming on the 12th.
[00:07:05]  Election's coming.
[00:07:07]  Prayers up.
[00:07:09]  Everyone, think good thoughts.
[00:07:12]  Yeah.
[00:07:13]  It's a hot ass fucking 10 out of 10 from the Lib Dems is going to sweep in there.
[00:07:20]  Joe Swinson will be, she's my queen.
[00:07:24]  Did you see how everyone got mad at Corbin for saying Epstein?
[00:07:30]  Epstein, he said.
[00:07:31]  So, all right.
[00:07:33]  So Corbin got in trouble at the ITV debates between him and Boris Johnson.
[00:07:37]  Corbin, of course, is a notorious anti-Semite running for prime minister in England, who I'm related to.
[00:07:43]  Jeremy Corbyn did two things.
[00:07:46]  anti-semitic just like every communist yeah so there is that's a joke I know, I know.
[00:07:52]  I'm going at them, not you.
[00:07:55]  Jews make the best communists.
[00:07:57]  We made up communists.
[00:07:58]  That's what I'm saying.
[00:07:59]  And literally killed the Tsar in like a Jewish ritual.
[00:08:01]  So Corbin got in trouble for two things.
[00:08:03]  He said, Epstein, and he said that he would give Boris Johnson a Christmas carol by Charles Dickens.
[00:08:10]  And somehow, a Christmas carol, I've never read a Christmas carol, but apparently there's just like a guy named The Jew or something in it.
[00:08:18]  And they're like, oh, he's saying that he would give him that book because there's a caricature of a Jew in it.
[00:08:23]  And he's presumably trying to make Boris Johnson, who almost assuredly is actually anti-Semitic, he would be trying to give him anti-Semite propaganda.
[00:08:33]  And the other thing he said was Epstein.
[00:08:36]  No, I thought the Dickens one was even worse.
[00:08:38]  It was some fucking rabbi, and he was like, oh, you brought up Charles Dickens' Christmas Carol, but he also wrote Oliver Twist.
[00:08:47]  Yeah, you're a fagin who is a Jew and bad therefore it's anti-semitic wait They said that he was being anti-Semitic because he referenced a Christmas Carol, which also happened to be written by Charles Dearborn.
[00:09:00]  But then he said Epstein.
[00:09:02]  Yeah, he said Epstein.
[00:09:04]  He said Jeff.
[00:09:04]  So Jeremy Corbyn said Jeffrey Epstein because there was a question from the debate host asking if Prince Andrew should maybe step down and or if Prince Andrew has sort of disgraced the crown recently.
[00:09:20]  And Corbyn said that we should center Epstein's victims.
[00:09:25]  And then the second time he said Epstein the first time.
[00:09:28]  And then the second time he said Mr. J.E.'s name, he said Epstein.
[00:09:33]  And listen, Epstein, I pronounced it like that, right?
[00:09:39]  It's okay.
[00:09:40]  I literally, I mean, I don't know.
[00:09:42]  Am I crazy?
[00:09:42]  Because I don't think there's anything wrong with mispronouncing a name.
[00:09:46]  Well, he mispronounced it anti-Semitically.
[00:09:49]  Is saying Epstein is anti-Semitic?
[00:09:52]  If you're a very insane person, yes.
[00:09:56]  I mean, if you were saying it like, if you were like a Nazi guy saying it, I kind of get what you're saying.
[00:10:00]  But Corbyn clearly didn't, he wasn't like trying to do a thing.
[00:10:04]  It's so crazy.
[00:10:05]  I mean, they didn't like being anti-Semite on TV.
[00:10:09]  Isn't it always like people like J.K. Rowling throwing this around who had like literal goblin bankers as main characters in her comments?
[00:10:17]  Magic children's book?
[00:10:19]  If you really want to get like into what it's, what it's about, I mean, I would say that certain government agencies that exist in the UK perhaps are also pushing the line that needed Corbyn, someone who was campaigning against racism, anti-Semitism.
[00:10:37]  Yeah, the decades is anti-Semitic.
[00:10:40]  That little twerp, Dearborn, Lord Dearborn, I think his name's Lord Dearborn.
[00:10:47]  I'm sorry, I don't follow the royal stuff.
[00:10:49]  Well, no, he's the...
[00:10:51]  Lord Sugar, are you talking about?
[00:10:52]  No.
[00:10:52]  No, he's the ex-head of MI6.
[00:10:55]  And he always pops up like every couple months to like, you know, throw around his opinions in the election.
[00:11:03]  And he was talking about Corbin's anti-Semitism and it being a threat to, you know, the stability of the UK.
[00:11:10]  And, you know, MI6 has all, you know, their own.
[00:11:13]  I mean, the council of like this very conservative, there's a lot of very conservative elements that are against Corbin, but I believe it was like some Jewish counselor or whatever of Britain actually asked Mike Pompeo to interfere with the election.
[00:11:27]  Of course, this represents like big business people.
[00:11:29]  It does not represent like the Jew like myself, the Jew on the street.

=== Bombshells And Surprises (03:40) ===

[00:11:34]  And God knows, I mean, they're really giving it everything they got.
[00:11:38]  But it was interesting in that debate, that caused a lot of outrage.
[00:11:43]  But Boris Johnston literally saying in response, like clearly with the Epstein stuff in mind, that the monarchy is above reproach is one of the most insane.
[00:11:54]  Just everyone's like, all right, yeah, he's right.
[00:11:57]  One of the most insane things I've ever heard in my life.
[00:12:01]  What's your prediction?
[00:12:02]  You think Bojo is going to take it?
[00:12:05]  I'm always right about elections.
[00:12:07]  So I'm going to say, Jeremy Corbin, I'm betting $100 million on Jeremy Corbin getting into number 10.
[00:12:17]  Well, let's see what happens.
[00:12:19]  We should say hello to everyone.
[00:12:23]  Hi.
[00:12:24]  Oh, and our names.
[00:12:26]  Right?
[00:12:27]  We should do that.
[00:12:28]  Hi, my name is Lord Pimping.
[00:12:32]  No, it's not.
[00:12:34]  Lord Pimping.
[00:12:35]  It's a terrible name.
[00:12:36]  Yeah, so it's a title, actually.
[00:12:40]  With me is Mistress.
[00:12:43]  Mistress?
[00:12:44]  Yes, the Mistress of a Dog.
[00:12:46]  What the fuck is wrong with you?
[00:12:48]  I don't know.
[00:12:49]  What's wrong with you?
[00:12:50]  Oh my God.
[00:12:51]  You're not even the dog's wife in this.
[00:12:53]  All right.
[00:12:53]  This is his plaything.
[00:12:55]  Hello, I'm Brace.
[00:12:57]  Yeah.
[00:12:58]  Okay.
[00:12:58]  I'm Liz.
[00:12:59]  Joined by producer Young Chopsy.
[00:13:01]  Stop staring at me like that.
[00:13:04]  Welcome to True Non.
[00:13:06]  We have, there has been some bombshells.
[00:13:11]  Yes, before we get to that, real quick.
[00:13:16]  Welcome back.
[00:13:17]  I feel like we haven't done this in a minute because we were so crazed with the live show.
[00:13:21]  Yes.
[00:13:22]  I was at my wit's end.
[00:13:24]  Bryce and I were at each other's throats.
[00:13:26]  Going insane.
[00:13:28]  There was cardboard and glitter everywhere.
[00:13:30]  Real gun on stage.
[00:13:32]  Real gun.
[00:13:33]  It was so fun.
[00:13:34]  I cannot believe how many people showed up.
[00:13:37]  I am completely floored and humbled.
[00:13:41]  So I want to thank everyone who came out.
[00:13:44]  That was a really memorable, memorable night.
[00:13:48]  Yeah, that was totally psychotic.
[00:13:51]  Yeah.
[00:13:52]  I was so nervous.
[00:13:54]  I was not, but that's only because I had taken 15 zannies.
[00:13:58]  No, that's not true.
[00:14:01]  But I was like super nervous.
[00:14:03]  And then I think I finally calmed down like halfway through the show.
[00:14:06]  Yeah, me too.
[00:14:07]  Once I realized, I was like, it does.
[00:14:09]  They don't even know my lines.
[00:14:10]  I don't know my lines, like what we're talking about.
[00:14:12]  So I could just skip whole sections.
[00:14:14]  And no one did.
[00:14:15]  No, we definitely did do that.
[00:14:17]  No one's going to even notice.
[00:14:18]  So you didn't.
[00:14:19]  And all I could think about was the very real gun that I had on my person.
[00:14:26]  Shout out to all the people who didn't get in.
[00:14:28]  I'm so sorry.
[00:14:29]  Hopefully we will have some news about upcoming shows soon.
[00:14:35]  We're trying to figure that out, but it's the holidays.
[00:14:37]  It's a tricky time.
[00:14:38]  Also, we're new to this.
[00:14:39]  So bear with us.
[00:14:40]  Well, our overbearing manager, Mr. Epstein, has been making some moves.
[00:14:48]  But yeah, I had a blast.
[00:14:50]  Yeah, I had a lot of fun.
[00:14:53]  So thanks.
[00:14:54]  Also, shout out to all the people who said hello.
[00:14:57]  Don't be afraid to do that.
[00:14:58]  We love to say hello.
[00:15:00]  She'd be a little afraid to do that.
[00:15:03]  She's trying to be nice.
[00:15:04]  Yeah, she's very cruel to people she knows.
[00:15:05]  No, I'm not.
[00:15:06]  To people she knows.
[00:15:08]  So it's best to stay at arm's length before she decides that she can be rude to you all the time.
[00:15:13]  I'm a nice person.

=== Sweating Over Falklands (08:49) ===

[00:15:15]  Agreed.
[00:15:15]  So.
[00:15:16]  Okay, back to the show.
[00:15:17]  So while we were sleeping, like the movie, like you mentioned, some bombshells dropped.
[00:15:28]  The first of which is one of the biggest and truly the dumbest bombshell that I've ever seen dropped.
[00:15:36]  I knew this was coming for a little while, and I thought this was, first of all, the BBC interview is what we're talking about.
[00:15:42]  The BBC interview with Randy Andy.
[00:15:46]  Yes.
[00:15:47]  The Duke of the Dickless Duke.
[00:15:53]  Mr. Sweats.
[00:15:54]  Fucking Ann's finest.
[00:15:56]  Yeah.
[00:15:57]  There are.
[00:15:58]  It is about 45 minutes long.
[00:16:01]  It is made of solid gold.
[00:16:04]  And you should watch it.
[00:16:06]  Like, pause this episode.
[00:16:07]  Go watch it.
[00:16:08]  Yeah.
[00:16:09]  I, okay.
[00:16:10]  Initial thoughts.
[00:16:12]  One.
[00:16:14]  Who let this happen?
[00:16:15]  So the person that let this happen is like PR person the next day.
[00:16:21]  Do you think that that was like her exit strategy?
[00:16:24]  Like that was like I was going to fuck this up for Andrew.
[00:16:26]  Yeah, that would have been kind of amazing.
[00:16:28]  Inside job.
[00:16:28]  Yeah, I like that.
[00:16:29]  Yeah.
[00:16:30]  I mean, I'm not sure that you could have.
[00:16:31]  I mean, if that's how he's liking an interview, I'm not sure that, I mean, my God.
[00:16:36]  All you little PR, you know, kiddos out there.
[00:16:42]  Thin women.
[00:16:43]  If she's talking to you.
[00:16:44]  If you want to, you know, throw a bomb at your boss and quit in flames.
[00:16:51]  Pull an Android.
[00:16:52]  Make him say that he can't swell.
[00:16:53]  Well, we'll get to that.
[00:16:54]  Yeah.
[00:16:56]  So it is, it is, I mean, there's so much solid, solid stuff from that.
[00:17:03]  I have to read a quote.
[00:17:04]  Yes, please.
[00:17:06]  At one point, Prince Andrew is talking about the the allegations by Virginia Jeffrey that say that he molested her or raped her three times, right?
[00:17:18]  And on one of those occasions, it was this sort of night out with Ghelane and Jeffrey in London, you know, with dancing and drinks and then going back to Ghelane's townhouse.
[00:17:29]  And Virginia Jeffrey describes him as incredibly sweaty.
[00:17:33]  He's a sweaty man.
[00:17:34]  And you can easily picture this.
[00:17:36]  Yeah, he's disgusting.
[00:17:37]  If you look at that picture of him from the night, the man is practically glistening.
[00:17:42]  Yeah, there's all those, also those photos of him like with a bunch of also glistening women where he's just got like wasted parties.
[00:17:51]  Clearly on ecstasy.
[00:17:53]  Oh my God.
[00:17:53]  Yeah, look up Prince Andrew party pics and you will see a lot of it's like Roll Brazzers hours.
[00:17:59]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:18:00]  So this is this is what Prince Andrew says.
[00:18:03]  There's a slight problem.
[00:18:04]  I'm going to say this in an old voice.
[00:18:06]  There's a slight problem with the sweating.
[00:18:08]  Although you've really got to listen to him say it because he sounds less convincing than I do.
[00:18:12]  There's a slight problem with the sweating.
[00:18:14]  I have a peculiar medical condition.
[00:18:16]  I didn't sweat at the time because I had suffered what I would describe as an overdose of adrenaline in the Falklands War when I was shot at.
[00:18:24]  And I simply, it was impossible for me to sweat.
[00:18:26]  And it's only because I have done a number of things in the recent past that I'm able to starting to be able to do that again.
[00:18:33]  So I'm afraid that there's a medical condition that says I didn't do it.
[00:18:37]  Amazing strategy.
[00:18:38]  I mean, this puts the Dan White defense to fucking, it puts it to bed and puts a bullet in its head.
[00:18:46]  The man is saying that it is impossible, not only just impossible morally, but physically impossible for him to have committed this heinous crime because in the victim, the young child's memory, he was sweating.
[00:19:03]  But in fact, due to a medical condition that he literally made up, I believe, while he was telling this story, that is actually impossible.
[00:19:12]  The whole story is preposterous because if that detail is incorrect.
[00:19:16]  That detail, by the way, is clearly correct.
[00:19:19]  He's just lying here.
[00:19:21]  So a couple questions, Dr. Brace.
[00:19:23]  Is it possible to not sweat?
[00:19:26]  Well, let me quote a Dr. Mark Lupin, a dermatologist.
[00:19:31]  I thought you had that on the ready.
[00:19:33]  Yeah, oh, I had that because this question was coming.
[00:19:35]  Anyways, this guy's a dermatologist at the University of British Columbia.
[00:19:39]  He says, it is implausible to the point of being impossible that an overdose of adrenaline could cause a persistent inability to sweat.
[00:19:47]  There are no human studies, nor is there reasonable science to back up this claim.
[00:19:52]  The claim that an overdose of adrenaline has led to the inability to sweat does not make sense.
[00:19:57]  So there are a few conditions which make it impossible to sweat.
[00:20:05]  Those are all like really bad conditions and not something that we would like just be learning decades after the fact about Prince Andrew.
[00:20:13]  I mean, it's your body, that's it's like breathing, right?
[00:20:17]  Like it's exuding all your gunk.
[00:20:19]  I like the idea that he can't sweat, but he just pants like a dog.
[00:20:22]  Yeah.
[00:20:23]  Well, I've, so I've, ever since I heard about antiperspirant, like when I first heard about it, I was like, damn, that's crazy.
[00:20:28]  You can just like not.
[00:20:30]  Were you in your freshman dorm when you?
[00:20:32]  No, first of all, I've never lived in a dorm because I never went to college.
[00:20:36]  Yeah, suck it, nerds.
[00:20:38]  No, really, please, nerds, please suck me.
[00:20:43]  I'm begging you.
[00:20:45]  So, no, I heard about it in middle school.
[00:20:48]  I actually remember where I heard about it.
[00:20:51]  I don't know why, but the idea then, the ideas never fully escaped my brain that I could coat my body in antiperspirant, and then I would just, I would become huge because my body would just swell with human water.
[00:21:08]  Apparently, though, coating your body in antiperspirant does something called death to you.
[00:21:15]  Yeah.
[00:21:16]  So would you call, okay, so second question, this time not for Dr. Brace, this time for a war veteran.
[00:21:25]  Sergeant Brace.
[00:21:26]  Yes.
[00:21:27]  Yeah.
[00:21:30]  Does PTSD act as a natural antiperspirant?
[00:21:37]  So I don't know because I don't have it unless I'm about to get canceled, in which case I do have it.
[00:21:48]  To me, I feel like we would start sweating.
[00:21:50]  I mean, I don't know.
[00:21:50]  PTSD does a lot of things to you.
[00:21:52]  But here's the thing.
[00:21:55]  Prince Andrew, if he has PTSD, he is one of the biggest pussies on earth.
[00:22:01]  Because Prince Andrew was not in a combat role in the Falklands War.
[00:22:06]  Prince Andrew was specifically targeted by the Argentinian Navy.
[00:22:09]  Yes, it's true.
[00:22:11]  But they didn't do it very well.
[00:22:14]  And it wasn't exactly like, we're not talking, I mean, I think it was like something like 250 British people died, which is, you know, kind of a lot.
[00:22:22]  But Prince Andrew was certainly not one of them.
[00:22:25]  He was not like a, I don't think he was a combat helicopter pilot.
[00:22:28]  I think he, I mean, I get he was near a combat zone, but I think he was just like ferried people or something like that.
[00:22:33]  I mean, they're not going to put this guy in a truly dangerous job.
[00:22:36]  Right, right, right.
[00:22:37]  You know, the whole country knew he was there.
[00:22:39]  He was being protected.
[00:22:40]  And he's in a fucking helicopter.
[00:22:43]  I'm sorry.
[00:22:43]  If you're in a helicopter and getting shot at, I'm like, you got all this steel around you.
[00:22:48]  You know, you're in the ocean.
[00:22:49]  So if you crash, you're not even going to kill you.
[00:22:52]  You know, I mean, it's possible he did.
[00:22:55]  I personally, I think what is more traumatic is being a serial rapist of children, though.
[00:23:01]  That seems like it would haunt me more.
[00:23:02]  I would think that.
[00:23:03]  I would also like to say that I don't want any possible veterans listening thinking that we're downplaying that in, let's say, any other situation.
[00:23:16]  But I do want to put a little point on the Falklands War.
[00:23:21]  Yes.
[00:23:22]  This is not Britain's Vietnam.
[00:23:24]  No.
[00:23:25]  This was like Britain's.
[00:23:27]  I'm not actually sure I can recall another war being fought over a tiny island.
[00:23:31]  But then again, I am no Stephen Ambrose.
[00:23:34]  Yeah, it's not even a, you know, I don't know.
[00:23:37]  So the Falklands are a little island off the coast of Argentina that the British, Brits, I really did not care enough.
[00:23:43]  Like, I've known about the Falklands War for a long time.
[00:23:45]  This is the extent of my knowledge.
[00:23:47]  British Island that they claimed in their empire heyday.
[00:23:50]  There were still just people living there because no one, I guess, really thought about it.
[00:23:53]  Argentina was like, that actually is our island, which kind of have more claim to it than Britain.
[00:23:58]  Invaded.
[00:23:59]  Britain came back.
[00:24:00]  Also re-invaded.
[00:24:02]  Britain eventually won.

=== Photoshopped Princes (09:08) ===

[00:24:04]  Yeah.
[00:24:05]  And it was like two months.
[00:24:09]  Yeah.
[00:24:09]  Or two weeks.
[00:24:10]  I can't remember.
[00:24:11]  Not a long time.
[00:24:12]  Yeah.
[00:24:12]  Not really.
[00:24:15]  Yeah.
[00:24:16]  Not a not a huge conflict.
[00:24:18]  So his whole thing is that he has lost the ability to sweat, but it is actually due to this sort of hard work he hints at, he has regained this ability.
[00:24:28]  Yeah, I don't know what kind of therapy that entails.
[00:24:31]  Well, so here for our little careful listeners here, what you can do is you can actually test this on Prince Andrew.
[00:24:40]  Oh, I like this.
[00:24:42]  Do a little, what I call a medical procedure.
[00:24:46]  If you catch where I'm going with this, much like one Ronald Reagan had.
[00:24:53]  All right, all right.
[00:24:54]  All right.
[00:24:54]  Yeah, Liz is your Jodi Foster.
[00:24:57]  Hey.
[00:24:58]  What?
[00:24:58]  She's hot.
[00:24:59]  All right.
[00:25:00]  Let's get back to the.
[00:25:01]  Okay.
[00:25:01]  So another thing he was pretty adamant on, and I saw this coming, is that, so that photo, the aforementioned photo of, you can look this up, of Prince Andrew in Ghelane Maxwell's townhouse with his arm sort of around Virginia Jeffries' waist and Ghelane, you know, sometimes the photo is just like cropped without Ghalane in it.
[00:25:22]  Sometimes you get Ghelane sort of standing with her arms crossed and smirking in the background.
[00:25:26]  That ugly ivory sweater.
[00:25:28]  I think it's beautiful.
[00:25:30]  Ghelaine Maxwell, one of the most beautiful women ever.
[00:25:33]  I mean, I hate this.
[00:25:34]  I'm sorry, this bit sucks.
[00:25:35]  She's so busted.
[00:25:38]  But I'm just trying to be nice in case some of our listeners look like that.
[00:25:41]  Okay, none of them do.
[00:25:43]  I'm just saying that cowl neck ivory sweater.
[00:25:47]  It's not a good look on her.
[00:25:48]  She's the angel.
[00:25:48]  Or anyone.
[00:25:50]  So he is saying, and this was floated before.
[00:25:53]  And whenever you hear people be like, sources close to this person say, or like close friends of this person say such and such, that is that person talking, or at least more likely their PR team, or like literally as the source.
[00:26:11]  So sources close to Prince Andrew were being like, when that photo sort of first started making the rounds, were like, actually, that could be fake.
[00:26:21]  Right.
[00:26:22]  And then Prince Andrew, in one of the most really just fantastic, brutal series of stutters, also in so many careful words is like, that photo is fake.
[00:26:36]  He's like, so, you know, that photo could be real, but we really can't prove that it's fake.
[00:26:43]  We're looking into, he frated it like this.
[00:26:45]  He was like, we're looking into whether it's been doctored.
[00:26:47]  Like, he's on the side of truth.
[00:26:49]  And like, you know, I want to get to this to the bottom of this as good as anybody.
[00:26:55]  But he's very careful in saying it, but you cannot leave without the impression that he says, that is not my hand.
[00:27:01]  And that the photo has been doctored.
[00:27:04]  Before his excuse was my fingers are much less fat than that.
[00:27:08]  Well, I just think it's like, okay, so they put your head on someone else's body, but they forgot to edit the hand.
[00:27:16]  Or like, you know what I mean?
[00:27:18]  He's not even denying it's him there, really.
[00:27:20]  He's sort of denying it, but he's really just focusing on sort of scuttling the hand as evidence.
[00:27:27]  He's like, okay, that could be me, but that's really not my hand.
[00:27:31]  And so I think what he's going with is if it's the hand's fake, then the whole picture's thrown into doubt.
[00:27:36]  But he doesn't have the audacity to say that the whole picture is fake.
[00:27:39]  That makes any sense.
[00:27:41]  Right, but I'm just saying that if the hand is fake, that means that the photo is doctored, but the part that was doctored is not the hand.
[00:27:48]  Wouldn't they just like doctor a picture of him like having sex with a child?
[00:27:51]  Like, why would they do it?
[00:27:52]  Like, look, he could have done it here.
[00:27:55]  Yeah, I mean, it's obviously him.
[00:27:56]  It's clearly there.
[00:27:58]  I mean, the person that provided the photo is Virginia Jeffrey, who is, you know, sort of been the main witness in all this.
[00:28:05]  I mean, she was, she's, you know, she.
[00:28:07]  No, she's accusing him.
[00:28:08]  She's accusing him.
[00:28:09]  And Virginia Jeffrey has been nothing but honest this entire time.
[00:28:14]  There's absolutely no reason to doubt this.
[00:28:16]  She's not, I don't think, she's not seeking money from Andrew.
[00:28:19]  It's not like she's literally just as like, you know, she runs a fucking child abuse foundation.
[00:28:25]  She's like, she obviously cares about this issue.
[00:28:27]  And she was abused by this guy.
[00:28:29]  Also, what year was that photo allegedly released?
[00:28:34]  Like 2000.
[00:28:35]  Because it's been around for a while.
[00:28:37]  Yeah, it's been around for quite a while.
[00:28:39]  Yeah, it's been floating around for, I mean, I can check right now.
[00:28:43]  It's okay.
[00:28:44]  Okay, I'm not going to check, but it's been floating around.
[00:28:47]  But I mean, I would, it's been a while.
[00:28:49]  And my point is that, you know, Photoshop skills, they weren't that great back then.
[00:28:59]  No, no, not at all.
[00:29:00]  And like, also, just like what, I've seen a lot of Photoshops in my time.
[00:29:06]  This looks real.
[00:29:06]  I mean, he does have little sausage fingers, but also, sorry, the rest of Prince Andrew's body is also fat.
[00:29:12]  Yeah, okay, so now we need to get to point three.
[00:29:15]  This was 2001.
[00:29:16]  That's what I'm saying.
[00:29:17]  Yeah, 2001.
[00:29:18]  2001.
[00:29:19]  Do you know what Photoshop looked like back then?
[00:29:21]  Do you know what Kim Kardashian's two times out of existence is?
[00:29:24]  We didn't even have real tan.
[00:29:26]  Everything was orange.
[00:29:27]  Yep.
[00:29:27]  The technology did not exist.
[00:29:29]  Yeah, it's just amazing now.
[00:29:31]  Yeah, this is like at, this is like the time of like clippy in Microsoft Word.
[00:29:36]  We did not have good ass Photoshop.
[00:29:39]  Yeah.
[00:29:40]  This is not a deep fake.
[00:29:41]  What is the purpose of this Photoshop?
[00:29:43]  It's to make the guy that everyone knows is an insane pervert look perverted?
[00:29:48]  Yeah.
[00:29:49]  I mean, all their photos of Prince Andrew doing shit.
[00:29:52]  Okay, so you brought up the sausage fingers.
[00:29:54]  I want to get to my point three, which is we need to talk about Andrew's neck.
[00:30:00]  So from what I understand, the neck is the thing that connects the body to the head, right?
[00:30:10]  Am I missing something?
[00:30:12]  Oops.
[00:30:14]  Jan Chomsky's the resident medical expert.
[00:30:18]  Mr. Chomsky, does the neck serves the purpose of swiveling the head or just as a connector or some sort of, it's like a hanger for your body as the coat and your head is the thing that goes on the hanger thing?
[00:30:32]  There are muscles in the neck.
[00:30:35]  Does a neck, what if it has no muscles?
[00:30:38]  Yeah.
[00:30:39]  If your neck has no muscles and you can't turn your head.
[00:30:42]  Would you be like a rubber chicken and like you can sort of because from what I from what I took a detailed examination of every frame of this interview with Prince Andrew.
[00:30:53]  And at no point does it appear, it appears like somebody took all of the all of the stuff out of his neck, all the bones, all the muscles, all the meat, all the veins.
[00:31:04]  And there's just this layer of skin sort of functioning as a turtleneck that he can descend in and ascend from at will.
[00:31:12]  Yeah, it is like, yeah, it, and as the interview goes on, watch the neck because it just starts to kind of envelop the bottom half of his face.
[00:31:25]  There is no way to break Prince Andrew's hyoid bone because it's clear that he doesn't have a hyoid bone.
[00:31:30]  Yeah, I mean, it's really remarkable.
[00:31:33]  What he looks like, and I hate to be so crude.
[00:31:36]  He looks like he is an uncircumcised penis.
[00:31:40]  Yeah, you know, I almost said it, but I didn't think it was appropriate or on brand for me to say such a thing.
[00:31:45]  Like around me?
[00:31:46]  Just in general.
[00:31:48]  Would take.
[00:31:48]  You know that we Jewish sound like Jerry.
[00:31:53]  I just, you know, it's like he's, it's like he's wearing a cowl neck of his own skin yeah and, and you can see when he, when he grows frightened yes, he descends into the much like a bowls of his neck.
[00:32:05]  Some kind of um, prehistoric animal yeah, I mean clearly, micro centuries of of, of incestuous fornicating has so malformed the, the males of this family, that they, that they almost appear to be, to be, let's just say, other than human, neo-human.
[00:32:25]  Yes uh so, but he has stepped down yes, and as has his neck yeah so so yeah he he, a couple his, his pr person quit the day after the interview and then he kind of quit later yeah so okay, i've got a couple questions.
[00:32:41]  I don't understand what it means to step down as prince, like he's still getting financial compensation yes, which is uh, quite a lot.
[00:32:50]  From my understanding the, the royal family, takes in at least 10 million dollars a year, which is, I think, 65 or no, it's maybe more than that.
[00:32:58]  They take in 65 cents from every British taxpayer per year.
[00:33:02]  65 pence cents is a pence, it's just American slang for it.
[00:33:07]  Um yeah, I think.
[00:33:09]  I think Andrew takes in about two million pounds a year.

=== Fergie's Next Memoir? (15:04) ===

[00:33:12]  Yeah, I mean, he also has his like how scam deal is going?
[00:33:15]  Yeah yeah yeah, but so it's like his entire, like princely life will still be completely funded.
[00:33:22]  He just is not.
[00:33:23]  He doesn't get any of the regale yet.
[00:33:25]  Well, I mean, he's not too great with money.
[00:33:26]  Remember that.
[00:33:27]  That that actually Jeffrey Epstein had to bail out his.
[00:33:30]  His wife, Fergie who, by the way, stands with him, says he's an honorable man.
[00:33:34]  I mean, what is Fergie gonna do?
[00:33:36]  Yeah I, I do think it's rather unbecoming of a prince to have bang the chick from the Black-eyed Piece, but then I remember I also had sex with her.
[00:33:43]  So it's not, it's not that weird.
[00:33:46]  Um yeah, Fergie stands with him.
[00:33:48]  Um okay whatever, I mean, i'm surprised actually, because if I know Fergie which she does I do is she loves a headline.
[00:33:58]  Yes, so I wouldn't be surprised if old Fergie trots out another memoir I think she's written about I don't know 18 at this point.
[00:34:08]  Uh, trots out a little memoir next year About how she is so scorned from the fallout of Andrew's Epstein revelation.
[00:34:20]  So, for our democratic socialist friends out there, this is something you'll be interested in.
[00:34:24]  You can find really good pictures of Fergie getting her feet rubbed.
[00:34:29]  I know that's a big thing with you guys.
[00:34:31]  If you just Google Fergie Foot Rub, it's Sarah Ferguson because you want to get the right Fergie.
[00:34:37]  Yeah, Sarah Ferguson Foot Rub.
[00:34:39]  God knows what's out there with simulating pics.
[00:34:43]  But yeah, he stepped down, put out this stupid fucking thing.
[00:34:45]  I was like, it's been a distracting.
[00:34:46]  He actually floated the idea of a second interview for about two days.
[00:34:49]  Oh my God, I wanted it so bad.
[00:34:51]  I'll get it.
[00:34:52]  I'll get it.
[00:34:52]  I'll talk to him.
[00:34:53]  We'll get him on the pod.
[00:34:54]  I just love that he had people in his life that were like, I don't know, that could be an okay idea.
[00:35:03]  I think the queen actually encouraged him to do it.
[00:35:06]  So, do you think that, okay, another question?
[00:35:09]  All right, Liz's royal thinking cap is on.
[00:35:12]  Full of questions today.
[00:35:13]  Prime Minister's question hour right here, Truanon headquarters.
[00:35:18]  Do you think the queen is doing a little queenly trickery?
[00:35:24]  Oh, you think she's doing possibly some of that old, uh, olds?
[00:35:29]  Like, do you think she's encouraging him because it looks terrible?
[00:35:33]  Oh, because she's like, what would why?
[00:35:37]  Just further distant from any royal connections.
[00:35:42]  Maybe.
[00:35:42]  I will say that she is, he is mommy's little boy.
[00:35:46]  I mean, he's not the favorite.
[00:35:48]  They did go horseback riding the day after he stepped down.
[00:35:52]  Yeah.
[00:35:52]  So possibly she was like, she was getting in the whole.
[00:35:56]  Yeah, maybe she was riding him around the old Buckingham Palace.
[00:36:01]  Okay.
[00:36:01]  If you know what I mean.
[00:36:03]  Right into the bearskin rug.
[00:36:06]  Yeah, I don't.
[00:36:07]  It could be.
[00:36:07]  I mean, who knows what the maneuvering of these fucking perverts is.
[00:36:12]  But yeah, maybe she was like Princess Beatrice, his daughter.
[00:36:18]  Yep.
[00:36:19]  Was the one that encouraged him to do the first interview?
[00:36:22]  Yeah.
[00:36:22]  And now she's in tears over how Andrew handled it.
[00:36:27]  Beatrice is set to get married.
[00:36:29]  Was she the one that was going to do?
[00:36:30]  Oh, and now this will cast a shadow upon our wedding.
[00:36:33]  Of course.
[00:36:34]  Well, never fear.
[00:36:34]  She's marrying me, and I am a seasoned anti-pedophile crusader.
[00:36:40]  Was she the one that was going to do the podcast about human trafficking?
[00:36:42]  Yes.
[00:36:43]  So yeah, we've covered this in another episode, but yeah, let us remind you that when this news broke, and in fact- No, it was Eugenie.
[00:36:50]  It was Eugenie.
[00:36:51]  Yes.
[00:36:53]  Yeah, anyways, his other daughter was going to do a podcast about human trafficking.
[00:36:58]  That's another one of our fucking enemies down.
[00:37:00]  So glad I photoshopped that picture.
[00:37:02]  Two sides of the Prince Andrew family coin right there.
[00:37:07]  Encouraging the pedo, not encouraging the pedo.
[00:37:11]  Pro-rogue that guy's life.
[00:37:13]  If you know what I mean.
[00:37:15]  Yeah.
[00:37:16]  So it is, damn, royals.
[00:37:19]  Yeah, it's pretty fun.
[00:37:20]  Yeah.
[00:37:21]  I encourage everyone, there's new breaking news every day.
[00:37:25]  Just check our favorite little rags from across the pond, the mirror and what's the other one?
[00:37:30]  I like all of them.
[00:37:32]  The Telegraph has all like the Daily Telegraph of London Mirror.
[00:37:36]  Yeah, the Mirror.
[00:37:37]  Yeah, Star.
[00:37:38]  Daily Mail.
[00:37:39]  Daily Mail.
[00:37:40]  Of course.
[00:37:40]  The Creme de la Crème.
[00:37:42]  The Daily Mail.
[00:37:42]  Love You.
[00:37:44]  It's weird.
[00:37:44]  They have really good libel laws there, but also you can just make up whatever you want.
[00:37:48]  It's a really great system.
[00:37:50]  I don't know.
[00:37:50]  I'm not sure.
[00:37:51]  Remember when they were saying that Jeremy Corbyn was a spy for the Czechoslovakia?
[00:37:55]  I mean, that was a little, I mean, that would be great if he was, do not get me wrong.
[00:38:00]  But that was like, that's a little bit.
[00:38:02]  but just keep checking in with the with those little rags because they're dropping little gems every day.
[00:38:34]  So we have some late breaking Gillian Maxwell news.
[00:38:41]  I'm pulling it up right here from the failing, what did he call Sissy Grading Carter?
[00:38:47]  What was his name?
[00:38:47]  Sissy Grading Carter.
[00:38:48]  Was it?
[00:38:49]  And this concerns...
[00:38:50]  Wait, I got this.
[00:38:52]  The hunt for Red Hot Smoker.
[00:38:57]  Yes.
[00:38:58]  This is from Vanity Fair.
[00:39:02]  The hunt for Gillian.
[00:39:04]  Oh, there's a good photo of her here.
[00:39:06]  The hunt for Gillian Maxwell.
[00:39:07]  She's our Waldo, and we're going to find her.
[00:39:09]  The hunt for Jeffrey Epstein's alleged enabler, Gillian Maxwell.
[00:39:14]  She's been rumored to be everywhere from the Brazilian Riviera to Tinock, New Jersey.
[00:39:19]  She was tracked down on the Massachusetts coast, then photographed at a fast food joint in LA, but the photo was staged.
[00:39:25]  I was about to say, yeah, she was not then photographed at the fast food joint.
[00:39:29]  Now, the Sun is offering £10,000 for information leading to her in person.
[00:39:36]  Oh.
[00:39:36]  And the FBI probably knows just where she is.
[00:39:40]  Now, we have talked about how some boots on the ground have intimated that the feds absolutely know where Ghillane is.
[00:39:51]  Yes.
[00:39:52]  And that it's the journalists that don't.
[00:39:54]  A source close to her forlorn beau, Scott Borgeson, is claiming that Scott is adamant that actually the people who need to know where she are is, which would be the feds, know where she is.
[00:40:10]  And sort of the reason that she hasn't been caught, to my eyes, is that she really does have the dirt.
[00:40:19]  I mean, she got sort of the heads up by Jeffrey being arrested.
[00:40:24]  And so she has collected herself, collected her evidence, and she is ready to go public if anything should happen to her.
[00:40:32]  A few days ago, an attorney who represents several Epstein accusers told The Sun he believes the FBI has, in fact, been following Maxwell's every move all along.
[00:40:42]  Quote, there's only two possible places where she might be, and that's England, where we know she has an apartment, which, by the way, of course, Andrew, big fan of Gillane's apartment in London.
[00:40:53]  Yes, he is.
[00:40:54]  Or somewhere in the States.
[00:40:56]  I mean, okay.
[00:40:58]  And if she's in the States, she's going to be in New York or California.
[00:41:01]  I mean, that's just everybody.
[00:41:04]  Also, she could be in the two most populated states.
[00:41:06]  I've heard people say the Caribbean.
[00:41:08]  I've heard people say France, but nobody seems to have any proper knowledge.
[00:41:10]  A British Tabloid Insider told me.
[00:41:12]  If they did, they'd be splashing around in the papers.
[00:41:15]  So one thing that this reminds me of is, remember the 60 Minutes interview with Virginia Jeffrey?
[00:41:25]  Yes.
[00:41:26]  And that was that 60 Minutes, Australia, by the way.
[00:41:30]  Alt 60 Minutes.
[00:41:32]  And David Boyes was interviewed.
[00:41:35]  And he mentioned that, and it was like just a single line, but it stuck in my head because we're sleuths and you can trust us here at Drunon.
[00:41:45]  That's true.
[00:41:47]  He said he believed that the FBI absolutely knew where Maxwell was.
[00:41:53]  So if it seems to be that multiple sources, sauces, are confirming that the FBI absolutely does know where she is.
[00:42:05]  Now, think about this.
[00:42:07]  The FBI is basically letting a notorious, prolific child sex predator, because let us never forget that Ghillaine was an active and enthusiastic participant in these shenanigans.
[00:42:22]  They are letting her off, she's on a leash, but she's free.
[00:42:28]  And yeah, I mean, make of that what you will.
[00:42:32]  I mean, this is, of course, the FBI, the same people that ran, I think, the highest visited child porn trading website for about six months at least a few years ago.
[00:42:42]  So who knows?
[00:42:44]  Yeah, and it also came out, Brace.
[00:42:47]  This was also in the sun, so let's see.
[00:42:50]  Take this with a grain of salt.
[00:42:51]  Yeah.
[00:42:52]  Yes.
[00:42:52]  But Jeffrey Epstein's alleged madam, Gillane Maxwell, is finally set to come out of hiding and possibly talk to the FBI.
[00:42:59]  Ah, yeah.
[00:43:01]  So the source says she has to defend herself.
[00:43:05]  She has no options.
[00:43:07]  Ghillaine is prepared to speak whether by talking to the FBI or giving a statement to the media.
[00:43:13]  Now, why are all of the, why are these two little reports coming out at the same time?
[00:43:19]  Well, it seems to me that someone's PR team has contacted some people in the press and are signaling perhaps that Ghelane is, I mean, if she is ready to talk, it is not going to be some straightforward like interview with Ghelane Maxwell.
[00:43:34]  There will be a message here.
[00:43:36]  Let us not forget that this is the same woman who, when she released, had her lawyer release a photograph of her at In N Out taking God knows when that was photoshopped all to hell, that she mentioned that she was reading a book about the life and death of CIA operatives.
[00:43:53]  Yes.
[00:43:54]  So she is not, she is a, she is a master, master symbol smith, akin to Young himself.
[00:44:01]  Yeah, I methinks something is afoot with Miss Maxwell.
[00:44:06]  Yeah, me too.
[00:44:07]  The Lady Maxwell.
[00:44:08]  And I would not be surprised if we were to see her emerge in some capacity.
[00:44:15]  What kind?
[00:44:16]  Like vice president?
[00:44:17]  Joe Biden?
[00:44:18]  Yeah, she's going to be part of Warren's lady cabinet or whatever.
[00:44:21]  Oh god, yeah.
[00:44:22]  It's not even a lady cabinet.
[00:44:24]  She was going to have Deval Patrick in it.
[00:44:26]  Yeah.
[00:44:27]  I mean, whatever.
[00:44:28]  Yeah.
[00:44:29]  That stupid bitch.
[00:44:32]  No, I just mean it seems like they're laying the groundwork for either an interview or, I mean, I fully believe the feds know where she is.
[00:44:40]  I think the feds know way more than they're telling the press.
[00:44:45]  Oh, absolutely.
[00:44:45]  Absolutely.
[00:44:46]  Absolutely.
[00:44:48]  And so if she, the idea that she hasn't talked to the FBI, I think is absolutely ridiculous.
[00:44:54]  And our source, close to Mr. Borgeson, said that she was completely cooperating with the authorities.
[00:45:01]  Yeah.
[00:45:02]  So it's not surprising.
[00:45:03]  I mean, she practically is the authorities.
[00:45:05]  Absolutely.
[00:45:06]  Yeah.
[00:45:07]  So I don't know.
[00:45:08]  I'm kind of like.
[00:45:09]  She's one of Smiley's.
[00:45:10]  Maybe I'm like on team.
[00:45:12]  There's going to be some sort of like Daily Beast or Vanity Fair exclusive.
[00:45:17]  Daily Beast is a like known CIA.
[00:45:20]  Yeah, that is.
[00:45:20]  That is a fucking spook vehicle.
[00:45:22]  Spook paper.
[00:45:24]  For real.
[00:45:24]  It's like confirmed.
[00:45:25]  It's literally confirmed.
[00:45:26]  Like in action.
[00:45:27]  I mean, they all are, but except for us.
[00:45:30]  But it really, like, Daily Beast is where.
[00:45:33]  I mean, they fucking, Michael fucking Weiss works there.
[00:45:35]  That's all you got to know.
[00:45:37]  One last thing I want to mention about this is that there was another piece in The Guardian, I think today, that was mentioning how everyone's got Epstein fever.
[00:45:46]  Uh-huh.
[00:45:46]  And I just want to say they didn't mention us.
[00:45:49]  So that's odd because I believe that we have more subscribers than all the other Epstein podcasts.
[00:45:54]  I'm just making that up, but it's probably true.
[00:45:57]  Allegedly.
[00:45:58]  I think that, you know what, the lamestream media, we got them on their heels.
[00:46:04]  So, I mean, All of these, all of these, all of these fucking journalists.
[00:46:10]  And I'm actually going to give you a little example of this.
[00:46:12]  All these journalist fucks, these scumbags, the lying fucking news media, who do, by the way, if you're listening to this, they despise you.
[00:46:22]  I know how journalists talk.
[00:46:23]  I've known journalists.
[00:46:24]  They fucking hate you.
[00:46:25]  They think you're a fucking pissant.
[00:46:28]  I don't.
[00:46:29]  Liz does.
[00:46:30]  I'm just kidding.
[00:46:30]  Liz does not.
[00:46:31]  Liz does not.
[00:46:32]  No, but like, they think you're a fucking rube.
[00:46:35]  And they, like, I, I, I don't, I do, I'm not a huge fan of journalists.
[00:46:39]  My dad, technically not, he was a journalist, but he was a good one.
[00:46:42]  He was a radio journalist.
[00:46:44]  Here is an example of how fucking dumb they think we are.
[00:46:49]  So one Mr. William Barr.
[00:46:52]  Oh, yes.
[00:46:53]  Attorney General of the United Snakes of America.
[00:46:58]  Billy Barr.
[00:46:59]  He gives a little update on the so-called, so-called investigation of Mr. Jeffrey Epstein's untimely death.
[00:47:11]  So AP got a scored interview with this puffy sack of shit as he was on a plane to Montana where there are no age of consent laws.
[00:47:24]  Here is why they think you're stupid.
[00:47:30]  In all of the reporting on this interview, not one major media outlet that I've read an article of has mentioned that without Bill Barr's very own father, there would be no Jeffrey Epstein as we know him today.
[00:47:48]  Because let us not forget that Donald Barr, William Barr's father, Donald Barr, who was, by the way, in the OSS, the Office of Strategic Services, which is the precursor to the CIA, America's first civilian intelligence agency, he was the headmaster of Dalton School, where Matthew Oglesios also went.
[00:48:10]  And we're the birthplace of both pedophilia and Yimbyism.
[00:48:14]  Same thing.
[00:48:15]  They're co-producing phenomena.

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[00:48:16]  Absolutely.
[00:48:18]  So his father, Donald Barr, was like in charge there and hired Jeffrey Epstein, a two-time college dropout, to teach math and physics.
[00:48:28]  And without that, Jeffrey Epstein was just some obscure nobody.
[00:48:32]  And Donald Barr picked him up, put him in there.
[00:48:34]  From that job, he got a job at Bear Stearns and the rest is history.
[00:48:38]  So there's no mention that William Barr's father had this close and intimate contact with Jeffrey Epstein.
[00:48:46]  Yeah, I don't, that detail, it is wild to me that no one wants to mention this or ask him about it.
[00:48:55]  And my suspicion is that they were told not mentioned this.
[00:49:00]  Yeah, it's off the table.
[00:49:02]  All this shit is pay to play for access, right?
[00:49:04]  So like, what did AP have to promise Bill Barr?
[00:49:08]  Probably not to mention.
[00:49:09]  By the way, Associated Press, don't trust him.
[00:49:12]  How do you think they got fucking spooks into fucking Vietnam?
[00:49:15]  They hate him as AP reporters.
[00:49:17]  It's true.
[00:49:18]  Never forget AP reporting the day before the California primary in 2016 that Hillary had locked up the nomination.
[00:49:26]  Hey, guess what?
[00:49:27]  She hadn't.
[00:49:29]  They only did that to suppress turnout.
[00:49:32]  They fucking hated her.
[00:49:32]  They depressed turnout.
[00:49:33]  So here is the same thing.
[00:49:35]  So here is the, here is some choice quotes from Barr's rather, I'm not going to say he was very, he was very open during this interview.
[00:49:44]  He says, I can understand people who immediately whose minds went to sort of the worst case scenario, but it was a perfect storm of screw-ups.
[00:49:54]  Yeah.
[00:49:55]  I mean, yeah, a perfect storm of screw-ups.
[00:49:57]  It was.
[00:49:59]  Yeah.
[00:49:59]  Here's another one.
[00:50:00]  I think it was important to have a roommate in there with him, and we're looking into why that wasn't done.
[00:50:05]  And I think every indication is that it was a screw-up.
[00:50:07]  Second time that screw-up is mentioned.
[00:50:10]  The systems to assure that was done were not followed.
[00:50:13]  And this, like, I'm just imagining the, like, but it's like the guards just like falling asleep and all the cameras.
[00:50:21]  It's like total perfect storm.
[00:50:24]  Oh, Jeffrey slipped on a banana peel and whoops, there's the hyoid bone.
[00:50:28]  Yep.
[00:50:29]  Here's the attorney general also sought to dampen conspiracy theories.
[00:50:33]  No.
[00:50:34]  By people who have questioned whether Epstein really took his own life, saying the evidence proves Epstein killed himself.
[00:50:41]  He added, and listen closely to this quote, ladies and gentlemen.
[00:50:44]  This isn't a quote.
[00:50:45]  This is closer to me speaking.
[00:50:47]  He added that he personally reviewed security footage.
[00:50:51]  He added that he personally reviewed security footage that confirmed that no one entered the area where Epstein was housed on the night he died.
[00:51:01]  Now, okay, Investigator Brace.
[00:51:03]  Uh-huh.
[00:51:04]  Inspector Brace.
[00:51:05]  Yes.
[00:51:05]  Attorney General Brace.
[00:51:06]  Reporting for duty, ma'am.
[00:51:08]  Question.
[00:51:09]  Yes.
[00:51:09]  I thought there was no security for me.
[00:51:12]  So I remember, I seem to recall that when this whole, let's say, suic, so-called suicide happened, that they said, oh, actually, we can't release the footage because the security cameras were damaged.
[00:51:31]  The footage was unusable.
[00:51:32]  That's what they said.
[00:51:34]  And then they were like, oh, there was actually a second camera too, but unfortunately, that footage isn't usable either.
[00:51:40]  Yes, the perfect storm of screw-ups.
[00:51:42]  And that, I think, was after so much, even more after the Epstein dying part.
[00:51:47]  I think that was like, people were convinced and then they had like every both legs over, but like maybe a hand back on the other side of not being convinced.
[00:51:56]  And then they took that over and they were totally convinced because that detail right there is like, okay, these motherfuckers are, I am being gaslit.
[00:52:04]  Yeah, it is, it is, this is, does Mr. Barr think I am a dingus?
[00:52:11]  And does the AP, who make no mention of the fact that these security cameras were said to be broken, does he also, do they also think I'm a dingus?
[00:52:19]  The answer is yes.
[00:52:20]  And so this is, this is going to, yeah, this is, this detail is fucking me up.
[00:52:28]  So I like this line, if I can just finish this out.
[00:52:31]  Oh, absolutely.
[00:52:33]  Barr, who has vowed to aggressively investigate and bring charges against anyone who may have helped Epstein, said investigators were making good progress in the case.
[00:52:44]  They are definitely pushing things along, Barr said.
[00:52:47]  I'll just say there's good progress being made, and I'm hopeful in a relatively short time there will be tangible results.
[00:52:56]  So question again.
[00:52:58]  Yeah.
[00:52:58]  Bring charges against anyone who may have helped Epstein.
[00:53:03]  Epstein?
[00:53:04]  Epstein.
[00:53:05]  Epstein is dead.
[00:53:07]  But that doesn't mean, you know, your dead father.
[00:53:10]  No.
[00:53:10]  That doesn't mean the Professor Dr. Donald Trump.
[00:53:15]  That doesn't mean the wicked witch Hillary Clinton.
[00:53:17]  I'm just kidding.
[00:53:18]  That's a sense of.
[00:53:18]  You know what?
[00:53:19]  What?
[00:53:20]  Maybe we need to, you know what we need?
[00:53:22]  What?
[00:53:22]  We need a real witch hunt.
[00:53:24]  Real collusion.
[00:53:25]  We need to actually literally burn someone alive.
[00:53:28]  No, I'm saying witch hunt, yes, collusion.
[00:53:32]  Yeah.
[00:53:33]  Wait, who are you referring to?
[00:53:34]  I agree, but I just want to be.
[00:53:36]  I'm saying, I want a witch hunt.
[00:53:37]  We're going to, let's get a real witch hunt up in the Justice Department because there's real collusion.
[00:53:44]  Yeah, what we need is a sort of neo-McCarthyite, but of the left to hunt out these saboteurs.
[00:53:52]  Pedo McCarthy.
[00:53:54]  Yeah, a pedo.
[00:53:55]  Well, I have to phrase this very carefully.
[00:53:57]  Yeah, but a good one.
[00:53:58]  Pedophile Joseph McCarthy, but he himself is not a pedophile.
[00:54:02]  Yeah, no, he's naming pedophiles, but also this is the good lot, the white lodge version of Joseph.
[00:54:08]  The black.
[00:54:09]  Yes, yes, yes.
[00:54:10]  Absolutely.
[00:54:11]  So, you know, we're working on the branding of this.
[00:54:14]  Yeah.
[00:54:15]  Got to workshop this a little bit.
[00:54:17]  Yeah, I don't think that's totally correct.
[00:54:19]  But we're on the way.
[00:54:20]  Yeah, we're confident that in a relatively short time there will be tangible results.
[00:54:26]  We'll get McCarthy out of here.
[00:54:27]  Yeah, I mean, I think there needs to be some sort of cleansing at these departments.
[00:54:33]  Possibly just shut the whole thing.
[00:54:35]  A righteous fire.
[00:54:36]  Absolutely.
[00:54:37]  Possibly just shut them down entirely.
[00:54:39]  Well, they call it the Chesapeaboudin strategy.
[00:54:42]  No laws.
[00:54:44]  So, yeah, it is.
[00:54:46]  It is speaking of MCC and arrests and everything.
[00:54:53]  This is the thing you've been freaking out about.
[00:54:56]  Yeah.
[00:54:57]  So two guys actually have been arrested in connection to Jeffrey Epstein's death.
[00:55:04]  Yeah, did you get that?
[00:55:04]  Guess what?
[00:55:05]  Justice has been served.
[00:55:07]  And they got the Ugas cars in the totem pole.
[00:55:10]  The two guards that supposedly fell asleep while Jeffrey Epstein killed himself.
[00:55:14]  So they are saying that there has been charges brought against these two pimps.
[00:55:20]  Let me, what are their, there were their names?
[00:55:22]  Tova Noel and Michael Thomas.
[00:55:26]  Okay, and they are the classic New York names.
[00:55:31]  Tova Noel could be Puerto Rican or he could be Jewish.
[00:55:33]  I cannot tell what that name is.
[00:55:34]  And you know what?
[00:55:35]  We don't need to know.
[00:55:36]  He could be both.
[00:55:37]  Yeah, I don't need to know.
[00:55:38]  Don't tell me his race.
[00:55:40]  Here's the thing.
[00:55:42]  These guys are basically being brought to court because of dereliction of duty, essentially.
[00:55:49]  I mean, the charge is actually a little more complicated than that.
[00:55:51]  But what they're saying is that they were supposed to, I've read the whole court document thing, the docket.
[00:55:57]  They were supposed to have been signing these slips and checking in on Epstein and all the other prisoners several times that night.
[00:56:04]  I think five or six times that night.
[00:56:06]  And they actually, they signed these slips.
[00:56:08]  They signed 75 of these slips every time.
[00:56:11]  But they actually, security cameras show they didn't actually check on anyone.
[00:56:15]  In fact, that they were I, you know, I'm sorry to our fans.
[00:56:19]  I wish I could say they were gaming, but they were just making the soy face into an empty switch.
[00:56:25]  It was not turned on.
[00:56:26]  No, they were snapping in online shopping for motorcycles and looking at sports blogs.
[00:56:33]  This is what killed Deadspin, actually.
[00:56:35]  Because they were like, I don't understand what these guys are talking about.
[00:56:39]  Sorry, that's actually a quote from me.
[00:56:40]  I don't.
[00:56:41]  I don't watch sports.
[00:56:44]  I watch Yang interviews.
[00:56:46]  So here's two things of note in this.
[00:56:48]  One of them is that Michael Thomas was one of the MCC officers who responded to the incident of Jeffrey Epstein's so-called suicide prior suicide attempt slash perhaps someone's murder attempt that Tartaglione either did or saved Epstein from.
[00:57:04]  Mr. Tortellini.
[00:57:05]  We are keeping our Mr. Tartaglione.
[00:57:10]  So Michael Thompson is one of the, excuse me, Michael Thomas.
[00:57:14]  Michael Thompson was a co-worker of mine.
[00:57:15]  Michael Thomas was a not at the MCC.
[00:57:18]  Michael Thomas was one of the responding officers to that.
[00:57:21]  Inmates placed on Suicide Watch are housed in a cell on the hospital wing floor of the MCC and are watched hours a day by a staff member or a specially trained inmate companion.
[00:57:32]  Specially trained inmate companion.
[00:57:34]  So question.
[00:57:35]  That's called a bitch.
[00:57:36]  Would that be Mr. Tortellini?
[00:57:38]  You think he's, I mean, he is specially trained.
[00:57:40]  The man was an officer of the law who murdered at least four people, possibly five, maybe even six in cold blood.
[00:57:46]  I mean, that would be kind of a cute little twist.
[00:57:49]  I do like that.
[00:57:49]  I mean, I kind of imagine.
[00:57:52]  I mean, I imagine their time is kind of like a, you know, odd couple sort of situation.
[00:57:57]  You killed a bunch of people.
[00:57:58]  I did the other really bad thing that people.
[00:58:00]  Yeah.
[00:58:01]  Yeah.
[00:58:01]  You know.
[00:58:02]  So Epstein's cell was 15 feet from these guys' desk.
[00:58:08]  And I guess they did not notice him kneeling with aggressive force and snapping his own neck.
[00:58:14]  No, but it says here that the guy, so the guards did not do the five required institutional checks that evening, right?
[00:58:23]  Five.
[00:58:23]  So they missed all five.
[00:58:25]  Well, that's a, I mean, I'm sorry.
[00:58:29]  I've slacked off on a lot of jobs.
[00:58:30]  You do it like the first one and the last one.
[00:58:34]  Unless you were told not to.
[00:58:37]  Noel or Noel escorted Epstein back to his cell for a meeting with his lawyer that night.
[00:58:44]  The security cameras do catch Tova Noel walking up to Epstein's cell at 10 p.m.
[00:58:53]  It's a little editorializing for me.
[00:58:54]  Why did the cameras cease working?
[00:58:57]  Well, that's a good question.
[00:58:58]  So we do, we can see, here is proof that we have, this isn't just like, because when I read the Bill Barr thing, I'm like, okay, well, maybe they just like saw the entrances to the whole floor or something and saw that no one came in.
[00:59:11]  But this is actually saying that the cameras that watch the doors of Jeffrey Epstein's cell, the same cameras they said were broken, that these cameras do catch Tova Noel walked, officer sergeant Tova Noel walking up there at 10 p.m.
[00:59:29]  So the cameras stopped working.
[00:59:32]  And if they didn't go to Epstein's cell for the rest of the night, why can't we see that footage?
[00:59:37]  That is my question here, totally.
[00:59:38]  They could clear almost, not all of this, but they could clear a lot of this up by just letting us see this footage.
[00:59:45]  Let us see the footage.
[00:59:48]  You'll take so much heat off if you just release the footage.
[00:59:52]  I don't understand.
[00:59:52]  So they walk up to the cell and they, so they're walking up to the cell.
[00:59:59]  That's them doing a check.
[01:00:00]  They're doing, well, that's, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:00:03]  They didn't do, it says they didn't do the 3 a.m. or the 5 a.m. round.
[01:00:08]  I was missing 3 and 5, so it's not biggie.
[01:00:11]  Yeah.
[01:00:12]  And they, so then they find him at 6.30 when they were there pushing out breakfast cards.
[01:00:20]  And apparently, allegedly, Noel and Thomas stated, we messed up.
[01:00:29]  We messed up.
[01:00:31]  She's not to blame.
[01:00:33]  Probably referring, I think, to their supervisor or the person pushing the breakfast card.
[01:00:38]  We didn't do any rounds.
[01:00:40]  Yeah.
[01:00:41]  Noel told the supervisor, we did not complete the 3 a.m. nor 5 a.m. rounds.
[01:00:46]  And he stated, we messed up.
[01:00:48]  Yeah, we messed up.
[01:00:48]  There we go.
[01:00:50]  It's so these guys are gonna get hit with the book.
[01:00:54]  Yeah, they're gonna go to prison for a long time.
[01:00:56]  How much do you think it costs them?
[01:01:00]  That's the other thing, too.
[01:01:01]  I'm like, so they probably knew this was coming.
[01:01:03]  I don't think they got, I don't think this is a surprise to them.
[01:01:06]  I bet that their families were set up for life.
[01:01:09]  Yeah.
[01:01:09]  Because one of these guys, I can't remember which one, one of these guys doesn't even do night shifts.
[01:01:13]  He's a materials handler there.
[01:01:14]  He's not a correctional officer.
[01:01:16]  Yeah, that's what I recall from when like the news reports were first coming out after everything went down was that, oh, and it wasn't even a guard.
[01:01:24]  The guards that were supposed to be.
[01:01:26]  And this was just another story of our broken prison system.
[01:01:30]  Right.
[01:01:30]  There was all the prison reform takes.
[01:01:33]  Exactly.
[01:01:34]  Or I think that was like de Blasio's take, but I mean, that guy is a fucking piece of shit.
[01:01:40]  Yeah, this is totally ridiculous.
[01:01:43]  I think these guys were set up, their families were set up probably a meal or something each.
[01:01:47]  I don't know, probably more than that.
[01:01:49]  Yeah, but it's still, it's unclear then what Barr is referring to that he saw.
[01:01:57]  What do you mean?
[01:01:58]  Because it's not clear in this docket what footage exists.
[01:02:05]  If what footage we have is just that Noel or Thomas, I can't remember who's named, walks up to the cell at 10.
[01:02:14]  Yeah.
[01:02:14]  Then what's the footage that Barr looked at that says there was no foul play?
[01:02:22]  A little unknown because it's, I mean, we're really not getting to see the place.
[01:02:27]  I mean, they could also give maybe journalists a little walkthrough, maybe a couple independent journalists a little walk through the MCC and see where these cameras are.
[01:02:35]  Because it's not clear why some footage is unusable, but like that was pretty important footage.
[01:02:44]  And like, it's not.
[01:02:45]  But like this, this footage is usable to the point of it being.
[01:02:49]  Like, this clears it.
[01:02:50]  Yeah.
[01:02:50]  You know, this, like, exactly.
[01:02:52]  Like, it's if that footage was unusable and thus like kind of threw a kink in the investigation.
[01:02:58]  Well, that, that kink has been unkinked, right?
[01:03:00]  Like, we are now, this is, the kink has been shamed.
[01:03:03]  And we are, we are, we are ready to move forward with our lives and with our country, frankly.
[01:03:11]  And that is why I am speaking at the 2020 Clinton Global Initiative Symposium.

=== If That Footage Was Usable (05:27) ===

[01:03:16]  Oh, yeah.
[01:03:18]  In Palm Beach, Florida.
[01:03:20]  Yeah.
[01:03:21]  So just like every Epstein story that comes out, more questions.
[01:03:26]  Yeah.
[01:03:27]  No answers.
[01:03:28]  And you're, and if this has shown you anything, is that the Lion News media itself peppered, peppered with pedophiles.
[01:03:38]  If that shows us anything, I can't remember how I started that sentence, so I'm really not sure how to finish it.
[01:03:42]  But if that shows us anything, only we can be trusted.
[01:03:47]  Yeah, and uh, you know, wouldn't it hurt you guys in the lamestream media to give the podcast a listen?
[01:03:54]  Yeah.
[01:03:55]  We're here.
[01:03:55]  Will expose you to one thing
[01:04:36]  we forgot to mention is that Stephen Crowder did a live uh Youtube thing where he tried to commit suicide like Epstein.
[01:04:49]  Yeah, listen, I just gotten off of shift at the old plant.
[01:04:53]  I was in my, in my home nude.
[01:04:57]  I was actually nude when I watched this.
[01:04:59]  I mean, whatever.
[01:05:01]  Uh, and um, so Steven Crowder, it was true.
[01:05:07]  Who is Steven Crowder?
[01:05:08]  I think Steven Crowder.
[01:05:08]  You know, I'm like very stupid.
[01:05:10]  It was like a second, someone sidekick on Fox News, and then he busted out.
[01:05:15]  Like, he was their wacky sidekick, and he busted out, and now he has this, like, he's like a YouTuber, basically.
[01:05:21]  He did make like a, he did in this very short segment, by the way, this was short.
[01:05:26]  Uh, he made 80% of it was ads for Black Rifle Coffee.
[01:05:30]  I'm not even not joking.
[01:05:32]  It was literally more ads played, like native advertising and ads that he just inserted in there than actual content.
[01:05:40]  Yeah.
[01:05:42]  And he also, he's like, makes some mention for the autists at poll, which I'm like, come on, dude.
[01:05:49]  Literally only 80-year-olds watch your fucking TV show.
[01:05:52]  Okay, so a couple gut reactions to the like two seconds that I watched.
[01:05:58]  It was like unbelievably so dull and stupid.
[01:06:02]  One, he's got a real stupid looking face.
[01:06:05]  His face sucks.
[01:06:06]  Yeah, he looks like Jesse Waters.
[01:06:08]  Two, why was he addressed as evil can evil?
[01:06:13]  That's the whole thing.
[01:06:14]  It made a that's the thing is like, is you say that the right is the only people that are like, you know, these busy bodies say like the right wing is taking this seriously and they're sort of winning this.
[01:06:24]  He's making a mockery of this.
[01:06:26]  Like, I mean, which, you know, fair enough.
[01:06:29]  Some people do that.
[01:06:30]  But it is like, he was dressed as evil kinieval because he's doing a stunt.
[01:06:34]  And that's what it was.
[01:06:36]  It was a stunt.
[01:06:36]  You know, they were, they were, I can't even remember like the methodology for testing it.
[01:06:40]  But basically, he didn't like actually try to hang himself.
[01:06:42]  He had this thing around his course not.
[01:06:44]  They were measuring these certain measurements of it.
[01:06:46]  He said, like, and I saw him.
[01:06:49]  He tried to do the Epstein sort of lean forward with Forrest.
[01:06:51]  He wasn't leaning forward with Forrest.
[01:06:53]  No, because he didn't want to kill himself because he was afraid that it was true.
[01:06:56]  And if he really believed his bullshit, he would have fucking done it.
[01:06:59]  Here's the other thing, though.
[01:07:00]  They do, like, successfully, quote unquote, do it.
[01:07:03]  And they prove, guess what?
[01:07:04]  They prove that it's possible.
[01:07:07]  So here's the thing.
[01:07:08]  Here's what you got to ask yourself.
[01:07:10]  Is why is this person, who is of course connected to the whole Trump team and all that, who's also Bill Barr, Acosta, Trump himself.
[01:07:19]  Not to mention Jack Pralasek.
[01:07:22]  Why is this guy sort of making a mockery of people who think that perhaps Epstein really didn't kill himself?
[01:07:28]  And then he actually proves, uh-oh, inadvertently, that it's entirely possible.
[01:07:34]  And he fucking says, oh, yeah, well, it's possible.
[01:07:38]  I guess we'll never know.
[01:07:40]  Okay, so here's what I say to you, Steven Crowder.
[01:07:43]  Uh-huh.
[01:07:44]  One, shut the fuck up.
[01:07:45]  Yeah, zip it.
[01:07:48]  Two, you got a stupid looking face.
[01:07:51]  Horrible.
[01:07:52]  Three.
[01:07:53]  You've been Lizzed.
[01:07:55]  I like this advertising idea.
[01:07:57]  We're not doing black rifle coffee.
[01:07:59]  I literally never heard of black rifle coffee.
[01:08:01]  Yeah, I don't know what that is.
[01:08:02]  If you watch.
[01:08:03]  I don't even know what blue chew is.
[01:08:05]  Oh, you don't?
[01:08:06]  No, you always name these things and I'm like, oh, I got that.
[01:08:09]  It was sent to my house in unmarked discrete packages so that you would never get it.
[01:08:13]  Is it like an ED thing?
[01:08:14]  What's ED?
[01:08:16]  Really, what is ED?
[01:08:18]  Emergency department.
[01:08:19]  Oh, erectile dysfunction.
[01:08:21]  Erectile dysfunction?
[01:08:23]  They can dysfunction?
[01:08:25]  Mine always works perfectly.
[01:08:27]  Ladies and gentlemen, I've never needed Blue Chew, but if you do need Blue Chew, yeah, it's like Viagra that you chew on.
[01:08:34]  Like gummies?
[01:08:35]  I don't know.
[01:08:36]  I've only done Viagra once and it almost gave me a heart attack.
[01:08:39]  I was like, this will make me fuck better, but it turns out it just makes you have a boner longer even after you bust.

=== Talk Family Epstein (01:58) ===

[01:08:44]  And I'm like, it hurts so bad.
[01:08:46]  It was up for like four hours.
[01:08:48]  I was like, that's the 90s.
[01:08:50]  Yeah, well, it was like it's, it was like a sitcom or something.
[01:08:52]  I couldn't get it down.
[01:08:53]  I literally poured cold water on it.
[01:08:55]  Ugh.
[01:08:56]  Yeah.
[01:08:56]  Usually I have to do that just because I'm so.
[01:08:58]  Did you have to go to the hospital?
[01:08:59]  No.
[01:09:00]  I'm actually banned from the hospital for having too much ED.
[01:09:06]  Because dysfunction doesn't just mean it won't go down.
[01:09:09]  Sometimes it means it gets too big.
[01:09:11]  Okay.
[01:09:11]  All right.
[01:09:14]  So thank you so much for joining us.
[01:09:19]  Yeah.
[01:09:20]  Thank you.
[01:09:21]  I was trying to think of something nice to say.
[01:09:24]  Well, I in loyal fashion.
[01:09:27]  Wait, one thing we should say.
[01:09:30]  Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.
[01:09:32]  Yes.
[01:09:33]  I am a big holiday person.
[01:09:35]  She is.
[01:09:36]  And I am getting ready to have Christmas throw up all over my apartment.
[01:09:43]  And I love Thanksgiving.
[01:09:45]  Yeah.
[01:09:45]  I get my trad wife on.
[01:09:47]  I fucking despise Thanksgiving.
[01:09:48]  Ugh.
[01:09:49]  You've never had my turkey.
[01:09:50]  I hate turkey.
[01:09:52]  Well, you'd like my turkey.
[01:09:53]  It's good.
[01:09:53]  Would not, but okay.
[01:09:57]  And I hope everyone has a lovely holiday.
[01:09:59]  I will be celebrating Jewish Thanksgiving.
[01:10:01]  That's not a thing.
[01:10:03]  It is a thing.
[01:10:03]  You wouldn't know about it with my family and my uncle, Mr. Joseph Epstein Tova Noel.
[01:10:14]  All right, all right, all right.
[01:10:15]  I'm Liz.
[01:10:16]  I am Dodi Alfayed, the true king, Brace Belden.
[01:10:20]  And we are joined by Princess Diana's ex-husband, Young Chomsky.
[01:10:27]  And have a great Thanksgiving.
[01:10:30]  Talk to your family about Epstein.
[01:10:32]  If you don't know what to do with their politics.
[01:10:34]  Here's some tips for talking to your family about politics.
[01:10:37]  Actually, just do like a siblings fucking thing in front of them.
[01:10:41]  All right, all right.
[01:10:42]  We'll see you guys next time.