True Anon Truth Feed - Episode 10: F*ckingham Palace Aired: 2019-09-05 Duration: 01:09:45 === Queen vs. Trump Schism (06:14) === [00:00:00] They were chasing her and Dodie, Dodi Alfayed, remember? [00:00:04] Yes, yeah, yeah. [00:00:05] They were chasing them and it got like something crazy happened and like crash. [00:00:12] And dead. [00:00:14] But it's a little reminiscent of, you know, the plane going berserk on John John. [00:00:23] You think Little John was not Little John? [00:00:26] I want to make it clear. [00:00:27] Not Little John, the musician. [00:00:29] John Jr. [00:00:29] John Jr. was, well, he's not dead. [00:00:32] Oh, right. [00:00:33] That's the same thing. [00:00:33] According to our friends and comrades, yeah. [00:00:36] I'm unsure as to why they think that. [00:00:41] There's something about him. [00:00:43] Basin Fosca, too. [00:00:45] The guy they think is him. [00:00:47] Yeah, I think, you know, we gotta, like, do some Q search. [00:00:54] Well, there's a Q schism right now. [00:00:56] Is there? [00:00:57] Yeah, the mothership has departed because 8-Chan is down for a while. [00:01:00] Oh, wow. [00:01:00] So Q people are, like, splitting right now. [00:01:03] Interesting. [00:01:04] Yeah, they hate the, well, there's like the patriots, they call them, like the people who make money off of Q, are self-patriots like P-A-Y. [00:01:12] Exactly. [00:01:13] And the sort of pro bono ones are not happy about it. [00:01:20] And so, like, in the absence... [00:01:21] The real gumshoes. [00:01:21] The real gum. [00:01:22] Well, yeah. [00:01:23] I mean, they're all bakers, you know, which is what they call the people who interpret Q's clues. [00:01:28] Do they call him that? [00:01:29] Bakers, yeah. [00:01:30] Because it's breadcrumbs. [00:01:31] Q is one of the most astounding things that is ever. [00:01:36] We have to do an episode. [00:01:38] There's just, like, some guy started posting on 8chan, and they're like, all right, this is, this is, they think it's Donald Trump. [00:01:43] Like, that is, like. [00:01:44] Is that really who they think it is? [00:01:45] They think they think it's Donald Trump. [00:01:46] Donald Trump doesn't know how to use a computer. [00:01:48] Yeah, well, also Q isn't real. [00:01:50] It's not, yeah, he's not like... [00:01:52] Well, beyond that, it's like Donald Trump literally cannot, like, no. [00:01:56] He doesn't have a laptop. [00:01:57] Do you think he dictates his tweets? [00:01:59] Do you think he does voice to text? [00:02:01] So what percentage of his tweets do you think are actually done by him? [00:02:04] 50. [00:02:04] You think that much? [00:02:06] You think less? [00:02:07] I think less. [00:02:07] I think it's also like when you can tell that it's our Donnie D's like syntax, it's like exhilarating. [00:02:14] Yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:02:15] Because it's so, like, it's so obvious when it's a staffer, like, trying to mimic his. [00:02:21] Do you think he tells a staffer? [00:02:22] Like, who makes him tweets about China? [00:02:25] No, I think they kind of have it all figured out. [00:02:28] Especially the ones that are like, like, that one that was about like, it was actually pretty good. [00:02:33] The one that was about Kristen Gillibrand dropping out. [00:02:36] That was like, that was really good. [00:02:37] She didn't, too bad she didn't find out that she was the one I was the most scared of. [00:02:41] Like, that was very funny, but clearly a staffer mocking funny Donnie. [00:02:46] Absolutely. [00:02:47] But wasn't actual real funny Donnie. [00:02:48] You think it's a yeah, yeah, it could be Deep State. [00:02:52] I mean, I think they've just, you know, they've figured out. [00:02:54] I was kind of working through this theory the other day with a friend and saying that like at real Donald Trump is a more real version of Donald Trump than Donald Trump himself. [00:03:06] That the like personality that is encapsulated by this Twitter account eclipses like any like quote-unquote real version of who or like what Donald Trump is. [00:03:20] He's the smartest man to ever live. [00:03:22] Unfortunately though, there's one wire cross at his brain so he can't use his full 800 IQ. [00:03:28] That's why do you think I call him the professor doctor? [00:03:30] Yeah, yeah. [00:03:31] He's all general professor doctor and I was commander in chief. [00:03:35] Yes. [00:03:36] Yeah. [00:03:37] That's why he's going to be president forever. [00:03:39] Well, the thing is right now, there is this tension between Donald Trump and the rest of the pedophile community. [00:03:46] And I think that whatever. [00:03:47] It's an intra-pedophile community battle. [00:03:49] It's just like a pedophile civil war going on right now, a global pedophile civil war. [00:03:54] And I think that whatever happens in this election, I know that the pedophile community will be able to unite around the candidate, no matter who it is. [00:04:05] And not Bernie. [00:04:07] I can see Bernie will be killed within the next four months. [00:04:10] Well, no, I was saying that this is the reason, I mean, beyond, in case you needed any more reasons, Bernie is literally the only candidate running for president who is not a pedophile, allegedly. [00:04:22] Absolutely. [00:04:23] Yeah, yeah. [00:04:24] I mean, it's beyond a shadow of a doubt that these people are alleged to be pedophiles. [00:04:31] And especially with some of the weird, the 1%ers running, they're running because they want to get presidential candidate immunity, which is a real law. [00:04:39] Where if you run for president, it's not a thing. [00:04:41] Yeah, it is a thing. [00:04:43] Where if you run for president, it is illegal for you to do anything illegal. [00:04:48] Like it is illegal for someone to accuse you of a crime, basically, including the police. [00:04:53] This is not a thing. [00:04:54] It's a thing. [00:04:55] Yeah. [00:04:55] Okay. [00:04:55] I guess it's not. [00:04:56] I guess I am tripping, [00:05:25] because the queen is this close from taking power right now. [00:05:30] Um, I'm. [00:05:32] You're talking about the Queen of England. [00:05:35] The Queen of England. [00:05:36] No, not the Queen of America. [00:05:37] Queen Elizabeth II. [00:05:38] My namesake. [00:05:40] Yeah. [00:05:40] Yeah. [00:05:41] Your godmother, Queen Elizabeth. [00:05:43] Should we, before we get into this, should we say hello? [00:05:45] Yes. [00:05:46] My name is Duke Brace Belden, Order of the British Empire, Victoria's Cross winner, and the first person to ever go to public school in the UK and not emerge a rapacious child sex maniac. [00:06:05] And I'm Princess Elizabeth. [00:06:08] And we are joined by our faithful serf, Young Chomsky, the court Jew. === Duke Brace Belden's Confession (11:45) === [00:06:14] I'm just really into Big Dale. [00:06:16] Yes, yes. [00:06:18] And if you haven't surmised already, we're doing a whole episode today talking about the royal family. [00:06:25] Yes. [00:06:26] It is. [00:06:28] Well, first let's talk about some non-hereditary royalty, let's say. [00:06:34] Some royalty of the modeling world. [00:06:36] Oh, you're talking about Jean-Luc Brunel. [00:06:39] Where in the world is Mr. Jean-Luc Brunel? [00:06:42] So astute listeners might remember, but should we remind our listeners who Jean-Luc Brunel is? [00:06:49] So he is the, he has been a scumbag figure in the modeling world for a long time, got its start in the 70s and was known even back then in the in the already just depraved world of modeling as a particularly vile creature. [00:07:07] He, of course, linked up with our good friend and his close associate, well, of Liz's, Jeffrey Epstein. [00:07:14] And Epstein funded his business, which was called Karen Models USA, and then later changed his name to MC2. [00:07:22] And what did MC2 mean? [00:07:24] I forgot. [00:07:26] Oh, it's like the equation, MC squared. [00:07:31] Yeah. [00:07:31] E equals MC squared. [00:07:33] The missing E being Epstein. [00:07:35] Yeah. [00:07:36] Which is exactly. [00:07:37] Well, that's what Epstein claimed at least. [00:07:39] Had his offices in Tel Aviv and Paris and in a building owned by an Epstein brother, but really owned by. [00:07:48] Mark Epstein. [00:07:49] which was basically just Jeffrey Epstein putting in his name, building on East 66th Street, had his office out of there, and a bunch of apartments where they would bring young girls from countries where... [00:08:00] Where the models lived. [00:08:01] The quote-unquote models live. [00:08:02] Exactly. [00:08:03] So just to catch everyone up, this morning, the New York Post ran a story. [00:08:08] It's all over the news, been aggregated everywhere, saying Jeffrey Epstein's model scouting pal has, quote, disappeared without a trace. [00:08:16] Yes. [00:08:18] He was last seen in Brazil. [00:08:20] Apparently, so in the later years, he has really handed over day-to-day operations of his human trafficking business to his subordinates, and he has taken on the role as chief model scout. [00:08:33] Basically, all pretense has been dropped, and he's having these sort of sex tourists slash sex slavery trafficking trips to, let's say, less developed countries. [00:08:43] And he has taken a particular interest in Brazil in the past 10 years and goes there frequently, gets models, quote-unquote models from there and brings them to America. [00:08:53] And he was last seen in Brazil, but no longer. [00:08:57] Well, source here says he is a ghost who has disappeared without a trace. [00:09:00] A legal source in Paris told the paper of Brunel, who discovered some of the biggest names in modeling, including Christy Turlington and Angie Everhardt. [00:09:09] I don't really want to. [00:09:10] Investigators have made inquiries throughout the U.S. and Europe, as well as Brazil, where the Frenchman was seen looking for girls just three months before Epstein was arrested. [00:09:20] There is no address for him. [00:09:22] All his internet accounts, including social media, have been wiped out. [00:09:25] He is uncontactable, the source told the Daily Mirror. [00:09:30] So at one point, they were trying to bring charges against Brunel here, or at least bring him in for a deposition. [00:09:36] He said that that was impossible because he was in Paris. [00:09:39] Turns out that whole time he was hiding at the Mance in Palm Beach belonging to Jeffrey Epstein. [00:09:45] Now there are people saying in Brazil that he fled to Thailand. [00:09:50] So another one of Mr. Epstein's associates who was on the lamb. [00:09:55] Yeah, and Brunel was like one of the main suppliers of girls. [00:10:00] Like it cannot be stressed enough that like a lot of these young women that were trafficked by Mr. Epstein came from Brunel. [00:10:10] And Brunel once gave Epstein three 12-year-old girls as a birthday present. [00:10:16] Don't say present. [00:10:17] Yeah, I mean, well. [00:10:18] I mean, I know that's what they call it. [00:10:19] That's what makes you sick. [00:10:21] Yeah, it's disgusting. [00:10:23] So hopefully he ends up basically in the hold of a Thai shrimping vessel being slowly bled to death by a thousand cuts. [00:10:32] But I have a feeling that he is being protected by some powerful friends or just rich enough on his own to make it to some island off Thailand. [00:10:41] Create a new identity and get a new lease on life. [00:10:44] Exactly. [00:10:44] And I implore you to Google image search this fucker because he looks so gross. [00:10:49] Like horrible. [00:10:52] It's just, yeah, it is. [00:10:54] He's a little street urchin, like greasy. [00:10:56] Yeah. [00:10:57] It's not body shame. [00:10:58] Yeah, not to body shame. [00:11:01] Everyone is, he's valid, but he disgusts me, if that makes any sense. [00:11:17] What else we got in the Epstein wheelhouse this week? [00:11:21] So a lot of people are talking about, and including our Twitter account run by our trusty intern. [00:11:28] Yeah, the colonel. [00:11:30] So there's a YouTube account under the name Rusty Shackleford, which is obviously, that's a character from... [00:11:40] That was a real guy. [00:11:41] Arctic Explorer. [00:11:43] Oh. [00:11:43] Yeah. [00:11:44] But it's also a character in something. [00:11:46] It's just a name. [00:11:46] A lot of right-wing people, for some reason, have that as their like account names. [00:11:50] Okay, whatever. [00:11:52] Who cares? [00:11:52] Anyway, just to say that's not a real person, but that on YouTube, what he's been doing is, and I guess he's like Q-affiliated. [00:12:00] Oh, yeah. [00:12:00] They've been doing like drone footage of LSJ. [00:12:05] Yep. [00:12:06] Little St. James. [00:12:07] LSJ to those in the know. [00:12:11] Drone footage, looking at seeing what kind of activity is going on in the island. [00:12:14] Yada yada yada. [00:12:16] So a couple days ago, there was new footage. [00:12:18] I think it was from the 31st. [00:12:21] And a lot of people took some screenshots because they found some drone footage of two men in Humvees on the island talking. [00:12:31] And one of them was dressed in sort of like cargo shorts, a heather blue t-shirt, had gray hair, bears a striking resemblance to, say, one Jeffrey Epstein. [00:12:45] I've got to say, the guy does look a lot like him. [00:12:49] He looks a lot like him. [00:12:50] Yeah. [00:12:50] And every one of the, but the thing is, we got to remember that every single human being on the earth is unique and beautiful in their own way. [00:13:00] And I have a feeling this is not Jeffrey Epstein. [00:13:03] People are saying it's a groundskeeper, right? [00:13:05] Yeah. [00:13:05] So I just want to say, solidarity with everyone out there. [00:13:09] I really want to believe the Freaky Friday. [00:13:12] Every single bone in my body screams for this to be true. [00:13:15] I want it to be so true. [00:13:16] And I want them to be dumb enough to just Jeffrey being, oh, going back straight to the island. [00:13:21] No one will notice. [00:13:22] Any girls left on here? [00:13:25] But on further examination, because we do have to do our due diligence here, we are truth seekers. [00:13:33] We're not trying to distort the narrative to what we'd like it to be. [00:13:38] On further examination, there's a, I believe it's Access Hollywood or Entertainment Something, whatever, one of those shows that's still on. [00:13:47] Did a kind of right when the indictment hit, they approached the island, videotaped it, and there was a groundskeeper that was seen on the island with gray hair. [00:14:02] He had similar sort of lanky arms as this gentleman in the drone footage. [00:14:07] I believe that it's most likely him. [00:14:09] Yeah. [00:14:10] So I'm really sorry, you guys, but I don't think this is evidence of Freaky Friday. [00:14:14] It pains me, but I'm forced once again to agree with Liz Franczak on this. [00:14:19] That being said, we'll still tweet about it because God knows we love the likes and RTs. [00:14:24] Exactly. [00:14:24] Plus, it could be true. [00:14:25] I don't know. [00:14:26] There's like a 5% chance. [00:14:28] And I'm a gambler. [00:14:30] So I think that's like sort of what's up and new in terms of news of the week. [00:14:37] Do you have anything else, Praise? [00:14:39] So I have some good news on the podcasting front. [00:14:45] Once again, I have denied a woman a chance at success. [00:14:49] Princess Eugenie. [00:14:51] Oh, well, wait, this gets us, this is a great transition. [00:14:55] Exactly. [00:14:55] Princess, well, she's about to transition out of a fucking job because Princess Eugenie, the daughter of the bloated pig Prince Andrew, was going to make a sex trafficking anti-sex trafficking if you believe it. [00:15:11] Yeah, let's make that clear. [00:15:13] Anti-sex trafficking podcast. [00:15:15] And that has unfortunately been delayed by the recent, let's say, events. [00:15:21] And here's the thing. [00:15:23] On this show, we have been upfront that we are not pedophiles. [00:15:29] And in fact, we are the only non-pedophile, pedophile-centric podcast in existence. [00:15:39] Once again, we are proven correct on that, right? [00:15:43] So did she say why she decided to drop the podcast? [00:15:47] Well, this is from a source talking to The Sun. [00:15:50] It's all very difficult for Eugenie at the moment. [00:15:53] She and Beatrice are very close to their father and are being very supportive, the source told the sun. [00:15:58] But obviously, the timing of a sex anti-slavery and sex trafficking initiative is hugely difficult given the renewed headlines around Andrew. [00:16:09] She won't want to launch a new podcast against modern-day slavery when that's exactly what Epstein was doing, the source added. [00:16:18] Or expect to launch to be quietly put back. [00:16:23] I like how you go straight for Cockney when it's clearly like it's going to be like a high BBC. [00:16:28] It could have been one of the trafficked people talking. [00:16:33] Is that why you did Australian? [00:16:34] Because it's the prison of Britain? [00:16:36] Yeah, there was going to be a speaker series entitled Tech Tackles Trafficking, which is cool. [00:16:42] Yeah. [00:16:44] And according to Eugenie, she said, it's forced labor, forced marriage, domestic servitude. [00:16:51] British phrase. [00:16:54] It's people not being paid correctly. [00:16:59] That is her definition of sex slavery is people not being paid correctly. [00:17:03] Well, funny enough, that's a lot of the left as well. [00:17:05] Yeah, Not me. [00:17:07] I always pay up front. [00:17:10] Yeah, so it is, it is, that brings our attention to the man from whose nutsack this princess emerged. [00:17:21] Do you know how birth works? [00:17:23] Yeah. [00:17:23] You live in your dad's balls for a while. [00:17:26] You gestate. [00:17:28] You come out size of like a quarter right into the canal. [00:17:33] You fester in there for a while, grow like a mold, and then eventually burst forth, such as in the film Alien. [00:17:41] Yeah. [00:17:43] Or Quanto. [00:17:45] I don't know what that is. [00:17:47] Total recall. [00:17:47] Total recall. [00:17:48] Total recall? [00:17:49] Yeah. [00:17:49] Oh, yeah. [00:17:50] Never seen it. [00:17:51] I'm just kidding. [00:17:52] Are you serious? [00:17:53] I was going to question our manhood. [00:17:55] Total recall. [00:17:56] The free recall. [00:17:57] Yeah, lots of boobs. [00:17:58] Yeah. [00:17:58] Yeah, yeah. [00:17:59] Anyway. === Prince Andrew's Controversial Connections (14:56) === [00:18:00] So, Prince Andrew. [00:18:03] Randy Andy. [00:18:04] Okay, so why are we talking about Prince Andrew, Brace? [00:18:08] Prince Andrew has been in what we might call the pedophile spotlight this week. [00:18:13] Because there have been a lot of, let's say, questions about his relationship, his cozy relationship with the late, quote-unquote, late Jeffrey Epstein. [00:18:26] Yes, he's been named several times by Virginia Jeffrey and others, I believe. [00:18:33] Yeah, well, there was others who were said to be involved with it. [00:18:37] Like it was Johanna Schoberg and stuff like that. [00:18:41] Little background on Prince Andrew. [00:18:43] Wait, they call him the Spare Heir. [00:18:44] The Spare Heir, Air Miles Andy, Randy Andy. [00:18:47] Those are the only nicknames I've been able to find. [00:18:49] I like the spare heir because he's like, I mean, he's like really a loser of the royal family. [00:18:55] Oh, yeah. [00:18:55] In a family full of incestual freaks. [00:18:59] Like, how big of a loser do you have to be to be a loser compared to fucking Charles? [00:19:04] What is... [00:19:06] There's no, like, royal... [00:19:07] You might be king, by the way. [00:19:09] My God. [00:19:10] There's like no upstanding royal. [00:19:12] They're all like fucking loser vets. [00:19:15] What's crazy? [00:19:15] I just realized this is actually, well, sorry, this is a little bit. [00:19:20] Just spit it out. [00:19:21] It's what if the queen dies before Brexit and Charles takes over? [00:19:26] He can assume complete control. [00:19:27] Yeah. [00:19:28] Like the monarch has a lot of power, but I don't think people remember. [00:19:33] Well, and the Brits have a gland that forces them, like when the monarch has a certain, says a certain incantation over the radio, the Brits are forced to obey. [00:19:43] I grew up in England. [00:19:44] You got to be a little bit respectful here. [00:19:46] Ah, you're a person, POC, a person of channel. [00:19:50] Yes, that's right. [00:19:52] Yeah. [00:19:53] Did you really grow up in England? [00:19:55] Yeah, when I was a little kid. [00:19:57] You know, I've always wondered about your accent. [00:19:59] I don't have an accent. [00:20:00] Yeah, you have that little British vocal fry. [00:20:04] This is not a thing. [00:20:05] The queen's speech, yeah. [00:20:06] That's what they call it. [00:20:07] Queen's speech. [00:20:09] Yeah, they are undergoing, and I'm sorry, I'm stealing this, a non-stitutional crisis. [00:20:16] So, Prince Andrew is eighth in line for the fucking throne. [00:20:20] A former Royal Navy man. [00:20:23] He was in the Falklands War, which, as we all know. [00:20:26] Wow, that was a long time ago. [00:20:27] I know. [00:20:28] He piloted like a sea rescue aircraft. [00:20:31] Yeah. [00:20:32] He's pretty old. [00:20:33] They're all really old. [00:20:35] Well, not the young ones. [00:20:36] Well, no, but I mean, like, Charles is like, yeah. [00:20:39] Isn't he like the king of Greece or something? [00:20:42] No, he's no, he's in line for the crown. [00:20:45] Oh, okay. [00:20:46] I don't give a. [00:20:47] I want to preface this by saying I have, up until now, saved from briefly hooking up with Princess Diane in 1993. [00:20:55] And in fact, impregnating her in 1996 where she was killed. [00:21:00] I have tried not to pay attention to the royals because I don't like Satanists. [00:21:04] And it seems to me you lived your life like a candle in the window. [00:21:11] Never know how to think you'll do when the rain set in. [00:21:19] And I would like to know you. [00:21:23] Anyway, yeah, Prince Andrew, the Duke, was has been like, he's like, I think the vice admiral right now. [00:21:31] He actually was in the real Navy for a while. [00:21:33] He was like a career officer, but he kept getting these fake promotions. [00:21:37] I think they all do. [00:21:38] Exactly. [00:21:38] Harry went. [00:21:40] Was he a helicopter pilot? [00:21:42] Yeah. [00:21:42] Yeah. [00:21:43] Yeah, he went. [00:21:44] Where did he go? [00:21:44] Afghanistan? [00:21:45] Afghanistan. [00:21:46] Yeah. [00:21:46] He killed thousands of civilians. [00:21:48] And facilities. [00:21:49] Who was Harry dressed like a Nazi? [00:21:51] Do I there? [00:21:52] Remember when Prince Edward just was a Nazi? [00:21:57] The royal family. [00:21:58] Remember that footage came out of like, I forget who it was, but it was it like someone doing like Zeke Hiles during the 40s. [00:22:06] I mean. [00:22:08] Yeah, so he was in the Falklands War. [00:22:10] He married a woman named Fergie. [00:22:12] Tell us a little about Fergie. [00:22:14] Ugh, Sarah Ferguson. [00:22:16] Fergie. [00:22:16] She's a bit unfortunate, isn't she? [00:22:18] Yeah, she is a poor girl. [00:22:21] The poor lass. [00:22:23] She they got married in the 80s. [00:22:27] Their marriage was pretty short-lived, actually. [00:22:30] Yeah, but a lot generated a lot of press. [00:22:33] Yeah, I mean, the tabloids were pretty crazy. [00:22:36] They do that in Britain, yeah. [00:22:38] Yeah, yeah. [00:22:38] The British tabloids are pretty crazy. [00:22:40] But they separated, I think, after about six years. [00:22:43] Had a couple of kids together. [00:22:45] I had a couple of blokes in the pussy. [00:22:47] Well, two daughters. [00:22:49] Princess, as you say, Eugenie. [00:22:52] And Princess Beatrice. [00:22:54] Ah, yes. [00:22:54] And they wore fantastic hats to Catherine and I don't know. [00:23:01] I'm sorry. [00:23:02] I hate. [00:23:02] I don't sweddy. [00:23:04] This is like astrology for me. [00:23:06] How do you not know? [00:23:07] Okay, whatever. [00:23:07] I'll handle it. [00:23:08] I know the family. [00:23:10] Yeah. [00:23:10] Well, I know. [00:23:11] Because I'm a member. [00:23:11] Yeah. [00:23:13] Yeah. [00:23:13] But so they separated after about six years. [00:23:16] But then what's crazy is there was a huge scandal in the tabloids because about like three months later, I think, three or six months later, it was like all over the Daily Mail or whatever, star, what have you. [00:23:32] And it was photos of Fergie getting her feet kissed by her financial advisor. [00:23:40] Dear Lord. [00:23:41] And it was like a huge, they called it toe sucking. [00:23:44] Yeah, they said the toe sucking. [00:23:46] On the front page of the Daily Mail, the Mailey Dale, the Daily Mail, toe sucking. [00:23:50] Yeah, she posted featies. [00:23:52] So he was, the financial advisor had her royal foot in the vicinity of his mouth area and tongue, presumably. [00:24:06] Yeah, he was like kissing her feet. [00:24:07] Why are you being so weird about this? [00:24:08] I don't know. [00:24:09] What do you mean? [00:24:09] Why am I being so weird about this? [00:24:11] Why are you being so nonchalant about this? [00:24:13] Well, so, okay. [00:24:15] I have, you know, I showed you the photos. [00:24:17] You showed me the photo. [00:24:18] Yeah, it did appear that she was. [00:24:19] She's more kissing. [00:24:21] He's like, it's like a kiss. [00:24:22] It's not a sucking. [00:24:23] Yeah, it's not a suck. [00:24:24] No, it's a kiss. [00:24:26] And he actually came out and said, I wasn't sucking. [00:24:30] I was kissing them. [00:24:31] I hate when I have to make that distinction. [00:24:34] It's true. [00:24:35] So anyways, this is a huge scandal. [00:24:37] And of course, totally, oh yeah, I mean, there's plenty of that. [00:24:40] Yeah. [00:24:41] But it totally embarrassed the crown. [00:24:43] And God knows you can't embarrass the queen. [00:24:47] No. [00:24:49] So they get a divorce. [00:24:52] Apparently the financial advisor. [00:24:54] Not a great one. [00:24:55] Not a great one. [00:24:56] She only gets about like 3 million pounds in the divorce. [00:25:00] Yeah, and it's funny. [00:25:01] They actually, they own together. [00:25:03] The queen got them a huge royal residence at Sunning Hill Park, which they never moved into. [00:25:11] And instead, they sold it to a Kazakh rich lady that Andy fucked. [00:25:17] Her name is Goga Ashkenazi. [00:25:19] Ooh, maybe she's related to me. [00:25:22] What's that name? [00:25:22] She's like oligarch from, I don't want to say oligarch, just let's say rich lady from Kazakh rich lady. [00:25:28] And show, no, they didn't sell it to her. [00:25:31] They sold it to her ex-husband named Timur Kulibayev, who bought it for $6 million over the asking price. [00:25:38] So basically, the queen gave them this giant house. [00:25:41] They never moved into the house. [00:25:43] And then they sold it to this guy for $25 million fucking dollars. [00:25:47] So yeah, I mean, it's, it's, it's, Andrew is not exactly the most successful son. [00:25:54] But yeah, she owed $5 million. [00:25:55] Fergie owed $5 million at one point. [00:25:58] I mean, I just don't understand. [00:26:01] A lot of hats, I guess. [00:26:03] I don't know, not a hat guy. [00:26:05] I don't know. [00:26:06] It just seems, yeah. [00:26:08] So this actually, Epstein comes into that money later. [00:26:13] So remember that. [00:26:15] Prince Andrew, let's say he was a bit of an amateur arms dealer. [00:26:21] And to be clear, probably like a stringer or something for MI6, MI5, because he had a lot of sort of, let's say, off-the-record meetings with various people that the intelligence services of the British crown would love to talk to off the record and use this guy. [00:26:36] I mean, Prince Andrew also was not the most reliable person, so I'm not sure why they would use him, but it does certainly seem that way. [00:26:43] He was the trade ambassador for Britain. [00:26:45] And this is a quote. [00:26:46] He worked for, but did not receive a salary from the government body in the UK, the government body, UK Trade and Investment, UKTI, which reports jointly to the Foreign Office and the Department for Business, Innovation and Skills. [00:27:00] The UKTI describes the role as promoting UK business internationally, marketing the UK to potential inward investors, and building relationships in support of UK business interests. [00:27:10] He didn't get paid for that. [00:27:11] Instead, he gets paid from Mummy £250,000 a year. [00:27:16] But this role brought him into some, let's say, curious relationships with people. [00:27:21] You mean globally? [00:27:23] Globally, yeah. [00:27:24] So he was famously friends with a guy named Tariq Katuni. [00:27:30] Sorry, how do you spell that? [00:27:31] T-A-R-E-K, K-I-T-U-N-I. [00:27:36] Tariq Katuni. [00:27:38] So this guy is a Libyan who's an arms smuggler, used to broker deals between Prince Andrew and Gaddafi. [00:27:46] Gaddafi. [00:27:46] Gaddafi. [00:27:47] I'm sorry. [00:27:48] I feel like we need to put a little siren on here. [00:27:51] He said you out. [00:27:52] The Gaddafi. [00:27:53] My man? [00:27:54] Yeah. [00:27:55] So, again, Liz was part of a Gaddafi's Amazonian guard. [00:28:01] She was a colonel in the Libyan army. [00:28:03] A lady colonel. [00:28:04] A lady colonel. [00:28:06] Yeah, which is actually a higher rank than a male colonel. [00:28:09] That should be. [00:28:10] But I've written thousands of letters to Gaddafi. [00:28:15] You're always writing letters. [00:28:17] Never get a response. [00:28:18] It's bullshit. [00:28:19] But he hung out with Prince Andrew like a ton of times. [00:28:22] So that's very strange. [00:28:24] Yeah. [00:28:24] So it's funny. [00:28:25] Actually, the year that Prince Andrew became friends with Tariq, Tariq was busted trying to smuggle his submachine gun into France to kill his ex-wife. [00:28:34] What? [00:28:35] I hate when I get busted. [00:28:37] And right after I become friends with Prince Andrew, the prince in the English monarchy, I hate getting busted, smuggling a submachine gun into France in order to blast my ex-wife full of bullet holes. [00:28:50] Don't you hate it when that happens, Liz? [00:28:53] So, okay, let's pull back for a second, because I feel like we're... [00:28:57] I like to do that occasionally, because I just want to give kind of an overview, because we're going over, like, so many details. [00:29:03] Yeah. [00:29:04] Yes. [00:29:05] So what you're saying to me, let me just like play this back. [00:29:09] Is that Prince Andrew, the fail son of the royal family? [00:29:13] Yes. [00:29:14] A fail son of the royal family. [00:29:16] Yeah, well, okay. [00:29:17] There's no success, son. [00:29:18] One of the many fail sons of the royal family. [00:29:22] Becomes the trade ambassador for Britain. [00:29:24] Yeah. [00:29:25] Doesn't receive a salary. [00:29:27] No. [00:29:28] Then works, quote-unquote, promoting business internationally, whatever that means. [00:29:36] Then becomes very good friends with Wilmar Qaddafi. [00:29:40] Yes. [00:29:41] Shahid, the martyr. [00:29:43] Gaddafi, yes. [00:29:44] And possibly working with arms dealers. [00:29:49] Absolutely working with arms dealers. [00:29:51] Like it is beyond a shadow of a doubt that Prince Andrew was like, he was working on arms sales. [00:29:57] He was also friends with Ilham Aliyev, the president of Azerbaijan, who we met with like 24 times. [00:30:04] No, I think it was 12 times in one year. [00:30:06] could you possibly talk about 12 times with anyone from Azerbaijan? [00:30:10] So, there are WikiLeaks cables talking about Oh, Wiki! [00:30:15] Yes. [00:30:16] Oh, my man, Assange, R.I.P. probably. [00:30:19] Yeah, he's probably dead, right? [00:30:21] He's still in the UK, isn't he? [00:30:22] He hasn't been extradited, right? [00:30:24] I don't know. [00:30:26] I stopped following that. [00:30:28] Well, they want you to stop following it, Bryce, so you better not. [00:30:30] No, what they wanted to do is they wanted to use Assange, who is a repellent personality, to destroy the WikiLeaks organization and just make it down to him. [00:30:37] All right. [00:30:38] And then Blessed. [00:30:39] I'm not going to do this with you right now. [00:30:41] Okay, fine. [00:30:41] You will continue to be incorrect and I will continue to be right. [00:30:54] So this is actually from the Guardian who he denounces during this. [00:30:58] There was a meeting in Kyrgyzstan, and it was a bunch of British and Canadian businessmen and the Washington ambassador to Kyrgyzstan. [00:31:08] And a secret cable recorded, and this is from The Guardian, that Andrew spoke cockily at the brunch with British and Canadian business people leading a discussion that verged on the rude. [00:31:17] Cockily? [00:31:18] Cockily, yes. [00:31:19] He had his penis in his hand. [00:31:21] It looked like the rest of him, which is to say swollen and pale. [00:31:25] So he attacked Britain. [00:31:27] He attacked Britain's corruption investigators in this serious fraud office for what he called idiocy. [00:31:34] They apparently were investigating the Al Yamana deal, or Yamama deal. [00:31:39] Al-Yamama deal. [00:31:40] I'm not mad. [00:31:41] Al-Yamama, what? [00:31:42] Sorry, I'm not making this up. [00:31:44] Deal with Saudi Arabia, which I believe was about a, yeah, here we go. [00:31:47] It explains. [00:31:48] The print, she explains, was referencing an investigation subsequently closed into alleged kickbacks a senior Saudi royal had received in exchange for the multi-year lucrative BAE systems contract to provide equipment and training to the Saudi security forces. [00:32:02] Okay, okay, okay, wait. [00:32:03] So can you summarize? [00:32:06] So Prince Andrew is basically loudly bitching that he was and and he and his friends were being investigated specifically his Saudi friends were being investigated for obviously taking the very real kickbacks that they all take for a big arms deal. [00:32:21] Got it. [00:32:22] Yeah. [00:32:22] So okay break from the timeline break from storytelling time Liz question for Brace. [00:32:28] Yeah What agency do you think Andrew worked for MI7? [00:32:34] Wait, which one's MI7? [00:32:35] That's the only strictly every other British agency. [00:32:39] Oh wait, MI5 is Secret Service. [00:32:41] That's kind of or like it's not Secret Service in the way that we think of it, but it's kind of more like FBI. [00:32:45] Yeah. [00:32:46] MI6 is like CIA. [00:32:48] James Bond one, yeah. [00:32:49] Right. [00:32:49] MI7 is. [00:32:52] Just for trafficking children. [00:32:54] No, MI6 is, I guarantee he worked for both at times. === Ghillane Maxwell's Secret Visits (15:52) === [00:32:57] It's like, well, it's at the very least, it's one of those relationships where like George DeMore and Schild had, where he goes places, talks to people, comes back, gets interviewed, right? [00:33:07] So Andrew is really stupid. [00:33:10] Yeah. [00:33:11] Well, he also. [00:33:12] Right? [00:33:13] Like how he's not like, this isn't like some genius double agent. [00:33:16] Every single thing that Andrew did that was sketchy, he got caught doing. [00:33:21] Like there has been no time where Prince Andrew tried to make a weird deal that he didn't get busted doing. [00:33:26] I'm like imagining like Veep or something. [00:33:29] It's like about Prince Andrew being just like the worst British spy and like episode ending and like Gaddafi gets killed. [00:33:36] Well, that guy I was talking about, Tariq Katuni, fucking, he gave Prince Andrew's daughter a $25,000 diamond necklace just two months before Prince Andrew lobbied British companies on behalf of Tariq. [00:33:51] Oops. [00:33:52] It's like, come on, dude. [00:33:53] Like, do it through like an emissary or something. [00:33:57] The dude was also at his other daughter's wedding. [00:34:01] And a reporter went up to him and was like, dude, are you fucking Tariq Katuni? [00:34:04] He's like, no. [00:34:07] And then he's like, well, yeah. [00:34:09] And like walked off. [00:34:10] Yeah, it's pretty crazy that they just like don't. [00:34:13] They're just like, well, don't care. [00:34:15] Yeah. [00:34:15] It's all out in the open. [00:34:16] Yeah. [00:34:17] So he actually went and met with Gaddafi in Libya. [00:34:23] When that's 2008. [00:34:25] But he also met him. [00:34:27] So that's a little bit early. [00:34:28] This is a little spicy when he met with him in Algeria as well. [00:34:31] Prince Andrew was there on one of his trade delegation trips. [00:34:34] He met Gaddafi in Algeria? [00:34:36] Yes. [00:34:36] And Gaddafi made a three-day secret trip to Algeria where he stayed in the same compound as Prince Andrew and did not release an itinerary. [00:34:44] Do we need to pill people on Gaddafi? [00:34:47] Well, I mean... [00:34:48] Do people know about... [00:34:50] Like, yeah. [00:34:51] I mean, Gaddafi. [00:34:52] I mean, because I just want everyone to be clear that at this point, I believe it was at least still in, maybe around 2008, 2009 is when it started turning. [00:35:02] But Gaddafi was a longtime ally of the West, particularly more in the 80s and 90s. [00:35:08] Yeah, after all the plane bombings and stuff, they kind of turned a new leaf. [00:35:12] And Gaddafi, Gaddafi was open for business. [00:35:15] He was open to everyone. [00:35:16] And the Libyans were very notorious for going into London and buying a bunch of property and, let's say, greasing the wheel with some movers and shakers in the British business and political scenes. [00:35:29] Yes. [00:35:30] Yeah. [00:35:30] Once Gaddafi pretty much abandoned any kind of socialist program. [00:35:36] Oh, did he? [00:35:37] He became. [00:35:37] Did you know that he had a free college education in Libya? [00:35:40] He became a good friend of the West. [00:35:42] Bernie Sanders. [00:35:44] So you're pro Sanders, but anti-Gaddafi. [00:35:47] No, that's not what I said. [00:35:49] Wait, that's not what I said. [00:35:50] Okay. [00:35:50] I'm sorry. [00:35:50] You're a friend of the West as well. [00:35:52] No, I can talk about Gaddafi. [00:35:55] He was a great man. [00:35:58] I'm talking about that. [00:35:58] That's right, right? [00:35:59] I mean, he basically abandoned. [00:36:01] Yeah, Gaddafi, like, was, he was just trying to, he was open for business, basically. [00:36:05] He was trying to. [00:36:06] Yeah, yeah. [00:36:06] But he held his own in the 70s and 80s. [00:36:09] Absolutely. [00:36:10] Yeah. [00:36:10] Yeah. [00:36:11] Gave an anti-aircraft system to the IRA, like a big actual one that states use. [00:36:16] And there's, I've never seen this, but apparently there's a video of a couple of IRA men in like a basement trying to figure out how to like figure out, try to figure out how to like work the S-200 anti-aircraft missile system, which they failed to do. [00:36:29] They later released a video, I think, of them blowing up a helicopter, but it wasn't actually, it was from like a movie or something. [00:36:36] Nice. [00:36:36] Yeah. [00:36:37] But so to be clear, in about 2008, this is like right when we were kind of, the West was kind of turning on him. [00:36:45] Yeah. [00:36:45] Yeah. [00:36:46] This is when things went south. [00:36:47] Right. [00:36:49] So Andrew's there, wheeling and dealing, doing some arms deals. [00:36:54] Yeah. [00:36:55] And again, these are off-the-record meetings, and I believe, I mean, there was close contact. [00:37:00] Yeah, he's not doing this as an official from Britain. [00:37:02] No, he's not the trade envoy to Libya. [00:37:05] No. [00:37:06] But he definitely is trading. [00:37:08] By the way, just a little aside here, Prince Andrew's license plate is D0Y, which stands for Duke of York. [00:37:15] And then there are some Epsom echoes that are. [00:37:17] Duke, Duke, Duke of York, York, York. [00:37:21] With young girls. [00:37:23] No. [00:37:24] With young girls. [00:37:32] Can we circle back? [00:37:34] Okay, to Epstein? [00:37:36] Yeah. [00:37:36] No, I already did that. [00:37:37] Oh, sorry. [00:37:37] She did her whistle, her trademark whistle already. [00:37:40] What do you want to circle back to? [00:37:41] What do you want to circle back to? [00:37:42] What do you whistle? [00:37:43] We got to it back. [00:37:45] There we go. [00:37:46] To Mr. Jeffrey Epstein. [00:37:49] Because there, you know, we're talking about Andrew for a reason, not just because of his ties to the late, great Gaddafi. [00:37:57] Yes. [00:37:58] But also because he was very good friends with a one, Mr. Jeffrey Epstein. [00:38:04] Yes, and actually that's what lost him the role as trade ambassador. [00:38:08] Wait, really? [00:38:08] Yeah, in 2011, he was. [00:38:12] Oh, after Epstein was indicted. [00:38:13] Yeah, asked to step down. [00:38:15] I believe things had built up a little bit. [00:38:17] Well, that was, of course, the first time the crown knew of a relationship with Jeffrey Epstein. [00:38:23] Isn't that correct, Briece? [00:38:24] Let me be perfectly clear. [00:38:25] The Crown's hands are clean. [00:38:28] There has never been a boy diddled or a woman violated within the British royal. [00:38:35] Yes, nowhere in Buckingham Palace is anything nefarious going on. [00:38:40] No, fucking Man Palace. [00:38:42] Oh, God. [00:38:43] Fucking Man's fat ass. [00:38:45] Okay, well. [00:38:45] Okay. [00:38:46] Keep going on. [00:38:47] Let's get to the Crown in a second. [00:38:49] But obviously, it's not true that the royal family had no idea about any of this. [00:38:54] When did he meet Epstein? [00:38:56] Andrew first met Epstein, I believe, in the late 90s. [00:38:59] 99. [00:39:00] There you go. [00:39:01] Great year. [00:39:01] Guess who introduced them? [00:39:04] Ghillaine Maxwell. [00:39:06] The one and only. [00:39:08] Well, you know, they say her father also worked for British intelligence. [00:39:13] They say, no, he did. [00:39:15] There's literally a book called Robert Maxwell, Israel's Super Spy. [00:39:19] Well, that's Israel. [00:39:20] I'm talking about MIC. [00:39:21] Yeah, well, Israel's an app. [00:39:23] Okay, yeah, okay. [00:39:24] Israel's. [00:39:25] Brace, let's just play along. [00:39:27] Little Britain. [00:39:28] But yeah, no, absolutely. [00:39:29] We Britain. [00:39:30] Yes. [00:39:32] Yeah, so he meets Prince Andrew and goes to Aberdeenshire with him. [00:39:37] Aberdeenshire? [00:39:38] It's like one of those made-up places that they pretend to get. [00:39:41] I love these staves. [00:39:42] You know, I can't hate on the British because I just love it. [00:39:43] It's so fantastical. [00:39:45] I know. [00:39:45] And they have these giant houses, but everyone else lives in these weird little like tiny apartments. [00:39:50] Just stop. [00:39:50] Let me just have my fun. [00:39:52] Okay. [00:39:53] They hang out quite a few, quite a lot. [00:39:55] I mean, like a couple times a year, he says, but it ramps up. [00:39:59] Andrew, and by the way, during this whole time, specifically later towards when the indictments are coming in, Ghillaine Maxwell is making, according to people who worked at Andrew's palaces or whatever he was staying at the time, Ghelane Maxwell would make secret visits to Buckingham Palace to meet with Prince Andrew. [00:40:20] Well, that's disgusting. [00:40:23] But also, I don't think she was just meeting with Prince Andrew. [00:40:27] You think she might have been going all the way to the top? [00:40:29] So there's not only that, but there's plenty of gossip stories saying that royal officers were accused of being drunk while guarding the queen, being drunk, sitting on her throne, trading pornography on duty. [00:40:50] And all of this emerged as part of like a betting scandal that was kind of that kind of came out a couple years ago. [00:40:57] Uh-huh. [00:40:58] But claims were about members of the royal family. [00:41:03] They said that there were plenty of women being entertained at Buckingham Palace that were being snuck in by these drunk guards. [00:41:10] They called them security breaches, but I don't know if it's a security breach. [00:41:14] If everyone involved says it's okay. [00:41:17] And it included Gillian Maxwell. [00:41:20] And when all of this went to trial for the betting scandal, all of these claims about the guards and the crown and the family and the Maxwells were all redacted and the jury never heard the testimony. [00:41:37] Seems to happen a lot. [00:41:39] You know who else visited the royals and sat on the throne? [00:41:44] Oh, no. [00:41:44] Are we going to get into this now? [00:41:46] Mr. Kevin Spacey in 2016. [00:41:49] Oh, yes. [00:41:50] That's not who I thought you were going to say. [00:41:52] Oh, yeah, Jimmy. [00:41:53] No, we'll get to him. [00:41:54] Yeah, we'll get to Jimmy in a second. [00:41:55] No, he was Kevin Spacey, who, by the way, is a fucking knight. [00:42:00] And you're just a peasant listening to a goddamn podcast on your way to the coffee shop you work at. [00:42:05] Kevin Spacey's out here unindicted being a motherfucking knight. [00:42:10] So let us not. [00:42:11] Okay, so there's photos of Kevin Spacey with Charles. [00:42:14] Yeah, it's sitting on the throne. [00:42:17] And let us, let's do a little callback here. [00:42:21] Uh-huh. [00:42:21] Because we need to remember, let me be frank, Kevin Spacey, his video, quote-unquote, message, allegedly, that we're calling it. [00:42:31] Yeah. [00:42:32] With the mug of the queen's coronation. [00:42:35] Yes. [00:42:36] Sending a message to the royal family. [00:42:38] Okay, what's the message? [00:42:40] Kevin Spacey, what did you do there? [00:42:43] Something happened. [00:42:44] So Kevin Spacey, apparently they sell that mug that he got in the royal gift shop. [00:42:50] Oh, so you can only get it there. [00:42:51] Yeah. [00:42:51] So they weren't selling it for the first time he visited in 2011. [00:42:56] They didn't start making that mug until 2013. [00:42:59] And so by the time he visited in 2016, they had the mug. [00:43:03] And that's when he was awarded his knighthood. [00:43:06] He purchased it. [00:43:07] And very, and there's no liquid in the mug either. [00:43:11] I don't know if that's supposed to be. [00:43:12] Yeah, it's just a prop. [00:43:13] Yeah, well, maybe it's a sign. [00:43:15] Symbols are real. [00:43:16] Yeah, so I think, you know, royal family, they're no good. [00:43:22] No good. [00:43:23] It gives me no pleasure to say this. [00:43:24] It gives me great pleasure to say this. [00:43:26] Obviously, I'm not a monarchist. [00:43:28] I am a monarchist. [00:43:29] No, you're not. [00:43:30] Yes, I am. [00:43:31] What kind of monarchist? [00:43:33] I think that I should be some sort of barren. [00:43:38] I think if you want to compare the Bolsheviks to the monarchs. [00:43:41] Yeah, yeah. [00:43:41] Oh, I should be. [00:43:42] Yeah, yeah. [00:43:43] I mean, I think that's what should happen to these people, maybe. [00:43:47] A little Romanov, let's say. [00:43:49] The Romanov sojourn? [00:43:50] Yeah, put them in a house and who knows what happens. [00:43:52] In their diamond underwear? [00:43:54] Yep. [00:43:54] I know the bullets wouldn't pierce them. [00:43:56] So yeah, Kevin Spacey also apparently sat in the queen's coronation throne is like one of the big scandals. [00:44:01] This seems very inappropriate. [00:44:03] Yeah, well, it was. [00:44:04] It's like greatly breaking royal protocol. [00:44:06] Yeah. [00:44:06] Which I guess exists. [00:44:07] I don't know. [00:44:08] Well, it didn't seem to exist for Mr. Miss Ghillain Maxwell to bring it back. [00:44:13] So speaking of Windsor Castle, by the way, Epstein and Miss Maxwell in the year 2000 went to a party at Windsor Castle hosted by the Queen. [00:44:24] We got Prince Andrew's 40th birthday, the Princess's Royal 50th, the Princess Royal's 50th, the Queen Mother's Hundress, and Princess Margaret's Margaret's 70th birthday. [00:44:34] I guess it's all about one big party. [00:44:36] Well, and you know what happens the next year. [00:44:39] Okay. [00:44:40] So 2001. [00:44:42] This is when Virginia Roberts claims that she had sex with Andrew three times, including one org in the first encounter that allegedly took place at Robert Maxwell's London Townhouse. [00:44:56] Ghillaine Maxwell's London Townhouse. [00:44:58] Although I'm sure one point belonged to Robert. [00:45:01] Yeah, there's actually that picture of it. [00:45:03] Yeah, that's the famous picture of him like kind of with his hand around her waist and she's wearing some like low-cut 2001 circa jeans, little camisole. [00:45:13] I don't know what words you're saying right now. [00:45:16] Okay, well. [00:45:16] She also claims to have had sex with Andrew on two more occasions. [00:45:21] Once at Jeffrey Epstein's house and then another time at an what she called an orgy on Little St. James. [00:45:30] So this is from Virginia Roberts affidavit and this was actually told by the judge. [00:45:36] The judge said this was actually was not admissible. [00:45:38] This had nothing to do with the actual case that was being brought forth. [00:45:41] That was on Jeffrey Epstein. [00:45:43] Yeah, this is she's Jane Down number four and this was yeah. [00:45:47] So we all arrived at the townhouse. [00:45:50] This is the townhouse belonging to Ghillaine Maxwell and went upstairs. [00:45:53] Epstein took a picture of me and Andy with my own camera. [00:45:56] The picture above is that picture which has been widely circulated on the internet and he has his left waist arm around my waist and smiling. [00:46:03] I'm skipping ahead a little bit. [00:46:05] I wanted a picture with the prince because I was keeping in contact with my family. [00:46:08] I told my mom and my grandma that I was meeting Prince Andrew and that I'd take a picture of them. [00:46:12] They told me to be careful. [00:46:15] After the picture, Epstein and Maxwell kissed me and said to have fun. [00:46:18] They left Andy and me alone upstairs. [00:46:21] We went to the bathroom or bedroom, bathroom and bedroom, which were just steps away from where the picture was taken. [00:46:27] We engaged in sexual activities there. [00:46:30] Afterwards, Andy left quickly with his security. [00:46:34] The other times that she had sex with him were Epstein's New York mansion when she was 17. [00:46:41] And Epstein and Maxwell, this is according to the affidavit, were making lewd jokes about Randy Andy. [00:46:47] She says, I had the impression that Andy had come there to see Epstein and have sex with me and to have sex me with. [00:46:52] I think that's a typo. [00:46:54] There was no other apparent purpose for Andy to be there. [00:46:57] The third time I had sex with Andy was in an orgy on Epstein's private island in the U.S. Virgin Islands. [00:47:02] I was about 18 at the time. [00:47:04] Epstein, Andy, approximately eight other young girls and I had sex together. [00:47:08] So Andy and Epstein, Prince Andrew and Epstein had an orgy with like teenage girls together on the island. [00:47:14] The other girls all seemed and appeared to be under the age of 18 and didn't really speak English. [00:47:19] Epstein laughed about the fact that they couldn't really communicate, saying that they are the easiest girls to get along with. [00:47:24] My assumption was that Jean-Luc Burnell got the girls from Eastern Europe as he procured many young foreign girls for Epstein, and they were young and European looking and sounding. [00:47:33] So this is another, there's another detail that's actually not mentioned in this. [00:47:38] It must be mentioned in another deposition where Prince Andrew was giving a puppet of himself from the show spitting image. [00:47:46] Look up Prince Andrew puppet spitting image and he used it to touch a I think it was Virginia Roberts breast. [00:47:54] Not so dorky. [00:47:56] It's just horrible. [00:47:57] I mean I guess that's an inappropriate thing to say but it's I mean considering all the other things. [00:48:02] So they're claiming right now that these are not Andrew's fingers. [00:48:05] What do you mean? [00:48:06] Prince Andrew's friends are claiming like they're giving the sources are saying that this photo may be photoshopped and doctors exactly that Prince Andrew's fingers are actually much fatter in reality than they are in this picture. [00:48:22] Seems like a little like bullshit. [00:48:25] Yeah, I wouldn't believe any of that. [00:48:26] It's obviously him. [00:48:28] Yeah. [00:48:28] Well, you know what's really interesting is so there's that, it was recently circulating the photo of him, or it's not a photo, but it's like a still from a video, surveillance video of him in Jeffrey Epstein's home. [00:48:41] Yes, waving goodbye. [00:48:43] Yes, but here's my question. [00:48:46] Who's taking that? [00:48:47] I think that was like the Daily Mail taking the video. === Paparazzi and Princes (06:45) === [00:48:49] But it's from a long time ago. [00:48:51] Yeah. [00:48:52] But it was after, it was from 2011, after Epstein had been released. [00:48:55] Right, but so why are they parked outside? [00:48:58] Paparazzi following Prince Andrew. [00:49:01] I don't know if I'm going to. [00:49:02] Oh, you think it could be something going on? [00:49:03] I just, you know how I feel about the way that paparazzas are tipped off. [00:49:07] Yeah. [00:49:08] It's all an inside job getting pressed. [00:49:10] To bring it back, actually, Fergie believed, this is in like one of her memoirs. [00:49:17] She has a lot of those, you know, when you're, when you're hard up, tend to put out the memoirs. [00:49:22] I'm not a big fan of memoir, I just gotta say. [00:49:24] It's having a moment. [00:49:26] Let's move on. [00:49:27] It's time. [00:49:27] I don't need to hear that. [00:49:29] Not everyone. [00:49:32] Just give me a look right now. [00:49:33] I'm sorry. [00:49:34] Well, because I'm like on something. [00:49:36] You interrupt me. [00:49:37] Oh, I didn't. [00:49:37] That's not that you were being done. [00:49:39] I'm sorry. [00:49:40] Anyway. [00:49:42] What was I saying? [00:49:44] So to bring it back, this is actually a thing in one of Fergie's memoirs. [00:49:51] She wrote a lot of memoirs because, you know, when you're hard up for cash. [00:49:55] She thought, she said that she thought that Diana was the one who tipped off the paparazzos for the toe-sucking photo to take the heat off of what, because they were all over Charles and Diana at the time. [00:50:13] Yeah. [00:50:14] So that's where she thought that it came from. [00:50:16] But other boots believe that, and by boots, I mean boots on the ground sources believe that it was Fergie herself that tipped him off that tipped off the paparazzos to get the photos out there. [00:50:32] So all I'm saying is it's not as easy as, or it's not as simple as paparazzos just chasing people around. [00:50:39] Yeah. [00:50:40] Yeah. [00:50:41] I mean, so that, okay. [00:50:43] So if there was video and there's surveillance video of Andrew at Jeffrey's and it had never been released to this day. [00:50:51] Yeah. [00:50:52] What I would say is, one, there's a reason it was taken at the time and withheld. [00:50:57] And that could either be because someone suppressed it and paid them off or because it was never meant to be seen until it needed to be seen. [00:51:05] Wow. [00:51:06] Okay. [00:51:07] Do you know what I'm saying? [00:51:07] I know exactly where I'm on the same wave. [00:51:10] You picking up what I'm putting down? [00:51:11] I am. [00:51:12] With my fullest strength of my arms. [00:51:15] So, okay, you want to hear another weird coincidence? [00:51:18] Absolutely. [00:51:20] Just as we're talking about people. [00:51:22] Uh-huh. [00:51:23] You. [00:51:24] So this is weird. [00:51:25] Yeah. [00:51:26] As I was like researching some things. [00:51:28] And I should tell everyone that this is not the first time that we'll be talking about the royals. [00:51:31] No. [00:51:32] There's a lot to talk about. [00:51:33] This is just Andrew. [00:51:34] We haven't even. [00:51:35] We haven't busted into the Satan pedophile ring of the rest of the royal family. [00:51:39] There's a lot to talk about the royal family and also just the history of the various monarchies, which we're going to get into as well. [00:51:48] Scum. [00:51:49] Yes. [00:51:50] But, so do you remember we were discussing the article in Mother Jones, the interview with Prevar. [00:52:00] Yeah, Stuart Prevar. [00:52:02] Very funny, very funny article. [00:52:05] Yes. [00:52:06] He mentioned that he was introduced to Jeffrey Epstein at Jimmy Goldsmith's house. [00:52:12] Yes. [00:52:14] Who's a famous, like we mentioned, he was a member of European Parliament, big financier, big European, you know, wheeling and dealing. [00:52:24] Yeah, wheeler and dealer. [00:52:25] He's a big, he's a big, he's a close, he's closely affiliated with Maggie Thatcher. [00:52:32] Yeah, okay. [00:52:33] Perfect. [00:52:33] Fucked her. [00:52:34] Allegedly. [00:52:37] So there's a long-standing rumor that Diana is Jimmy Goldsmith's daughter. [00:52:44] Whoa. [00:52:46] Isn't that so good? [00:52:47] That's so good. [00:52:48] I don't know if it's true, obviously. [00:52:49] It's true, no. [00:52:50] Why not? [00:52:51] But Jimmy Goldsmith's son does look surprisingly similar to Diana. [00:52:57] Okay, I'll look this up after. [00:52:59] Yeah. [00:52:59] Wait, no, I'm going to pull it up right now because look at, okay, Zach Goldsmith. [00:53:05] They look exactly the same. [00:53:06] They look so similar that, and because of the royalness of this situation, I can believe they've had sex. [00:53:14] No. [00:53:16] Yeah, she's got a half sex. [00:53:17] No, Diana's the perfect princess, perfect angel. [00:53:19] Everyone knows that. [00:53:20] Yeah, no, Diana was, she is the right princess. [00:53:23] Exactly. [00:53:24] And she was murdered for, she was about to have the first Muslim. [00:53:28] She was. [00:53:29] She was going to have Doti Fayette's kid. [00:53:31] She was going to have the first Muslim member of the Royal British family. [00:53:35] Well, here's the other thing. [00:53:36] And this is why people say that it was really surprised with the royal family. [00:53:42] Because if Jimmy Goldsmith, who was apparently during the time, like very infamous man about town, if you get my drift, that it, I mean, and you guys, I'm sorry, I have to be frank about this. [00:53:57] He's Jewish. [00:53:58] Yeah. [00:53:58] Jimmy Goldsmith is Jewish. [00:54:00] Yes. [00:54:00] Goldsmith Smith is Jewish? [00:54:03] My point is the royal family having Jewish blood. [00:54:07] They could have had a Jewish animal. [00:54:09] Oh my God. [00:54:09] Wait a minute. [00:54:10] So Diana would be half Jewish. [00:54:12] She would have had a half Muslim baby that that's well, no, but meaning that will. [00:54:18] Uh-huh. [00:54:18] Will's Jewish. [00:54:20] Holy smokes. [00:54:22] So. [00:54:23] We really do control everything. [00:54:24] I love this. [00:54:25] No, but this is why they're saying that so much of it, beyond just the general whatever, why so much of it was kept quiet. [00:54:34] Exactly. [00:54:35] Now, again, these are all rumors. [00:54:37] It's all alleged. [00:54:38] Just allegedly reporting the alleged rumors. [00:54:41] Exactly. [00:54:41] So in 2011, back to Epstein, Mr. Prince Duke of shit, Andrew, was photographed in freaking Central Park getting a goddamn hot dog. [00:54:54] Actually, don't know if he was getting a hot dog. [00:54:56] With Jeffrey Epstein. [00:54:57] And this was, of course, post Epstein arrest. [00:55:00] And this was finally... [00:55:02] Yeah, they stayed old buddies. [00:55:03] It wasn't the $85 million deal with Kazakhstan that he took $4 million from, or excuse me, £4 million from. [00:55:11] It was the photographs of him standing next to Jeffrey Epstein in a public park. [00:55:15] They could have just ran into each other. [00:55:17] The word is, Princess Fergie says that Prince Andrew spent nine months trying to get some help from Epstein to paying back. [00:55:27] She owed her personal assistant like $160,000 and eventually got like $15,000 or $30,000 from Epstein. === Thigh-High Politics Right Here (05:51) === [00:55:35] And Prince Andrew spent like nine months doing that. [00:55:37] Feels like a long time to negotiate that amount of money. [00:55:41] Yeah, these people are. [00:55:43] Yeah. [00:55:44] So he basically he's been cut loose from the royal family. [00:55:49] Yeah. [00:55:50] We have some inside info. [00:55:51] Oh, yes, we do. [00:55:53] Let me pull that up, Brace, because we got a really cute boots on the ground. [00:55:59] You know, I love my boots. [00:56:00] She does. [00:56:01] She's wearing thigh-high ones right now. [00:56:03] No, I'm not. [00:56:04] No, I'm not. [00:56:05] I'm not like Ariana Grant. [00:56:06] Yeah, I'm wearing a thigh-high boots and a small Ariana small. [00:56:10] Thigh-high politics right here. [00:56:12] Yeah. [00:56:12] Yeah. [00:56:12] Hey, this is a thigh-high podcast with Brace and Liz. [00:56:16] What does that mean? [00:56:19] Oh, is that what it's called? [00:56:20] Oh, dude, I want that. [00:56:21] do you know what's funny about lauren duca so like she fucked her like she's very whatever obviously Perfect 10, yeah. [00:56:29] But then that article in Gawker or whatever Gawker is called now. [00:56:34] She like is a crazy email thing. [00:56:35] Yeah, but then you read it and you're like, yeah, I kind of got to throw down with Lauren Duca now because this reporter seems absolutely insane. [00:56:42] No, this is, to me, this is a Hong Kong and mainland situation where I'm like, I, you know what? [00:56:48] I, I'm rooting for North Korea. [00:56:51] Let them fight. [00:56:52] Let them fight. [00:56:53] That's true, but I do. [00:56:54] I just have to say, like, if you have in your email something that can track eyes that tracks when someone's open. [00:57:03] No, it was the girl from Gawker. [00:57:04] Okay, yeah, that is such a. [00:57:06] I'm just like, don't be a dork. [00:57:08] This is dork. [00:57:08] Like, that is classic. [00:57:10] Like, okay, rule of thumb. [00:57:11] Uh-huh. [00:57:12] Be cool. [00:57:13] Yeah. [00:57:13] Oh, absolutely. [00:57:15] If you want to. [00:57:16] If you want to take down Lauren Duca, just set her up on a date with a horrible producer. [00:57:21] Here's my thing with her, though. [00:57:22] It's like, if you want to take her down, just get out of the way. [00:57:26] Yeah. [00:57:26] Famous. [00:57:27] This is like everybody. [00:57:28] This is like Sun Tzu Love Hole, whatever. [00:57:32] The only book Liz has ever read. [00:57:34] It's just, you know, the biggest mistake you can do is getting in the way of your enemy making a mistake. [00:57:41] Let her go. [00:57:41] That is wise words from Sun Tzu Machiavelli, my co-host right there. [00:57:48] Look, you know what I'm saying. [00:57:49] I know exactly what you're saying. [00:57:50] Let your enemy make the mistake. [00:57:53] This is what Corbin has failed to do. [00:57:55] Yeah. [00:57:55] If you ask me. [00:57:56] Well, he also probably should arm. [00:57:59] I'm just saying, let the Tories self-destruct get out of their way. [00:58:02] No, instead of he should resurrect the plan that they had at the latter stages of the invasion of France where they were going to create the Franco-British Union and that it was going to become one country. [00:58:13] He needs to resurrect the Franco-British Union. [00:58:16] That's a real plan. [00:58:17] They were actually going to do it. [00:58:18] I learned about it from a video game. [00:58:19] I just think, you know, also, by the way, Lauren Duca, small potatoes. [00:58:24] Who gives a shit? [00:58:25] Huge tatas. [00:58:27] I don't know actually if that's true. [00:58:28] Big potato. [00:58:29] Big potato. [00:58:30] I don't know what she looks like. [00:58:31] Please don't cancel me. [00:58:34] No, you know I'm going to get canceled before you get canceled. [00:58:37] Hey, back to Jeffrey Epstein, Lauren Duca's ex-boyfriend, allegedly. [00:58:42] Oh, wait. [00:58:42] I was looking something up. [00:58:43] Boots on the ground. [00:58:44] Oh, yes, our boots on the ground. [00:58:46] Well, hurry up and look it up. [00:58:47] It's been about 10 minutes since he's done. [00:58:49] I don't know where it is. [00:58:50] Okay, so now back to the boots on the ground. [00:58:54] I'm not going to say the user's name because I would, I want to preserve their anonymity. [00:59:01] But this is the message we received. [00:59:04] Yo. [00:59:06] Sorry. [00:59:07] Yo. [00:59:08] I have a bit of insider info. [00:59:11] Not the most groundbreaking knowledge, but interesting to know anyway. [00:59:15] I'm from Scotland, where we have a big, where we have big country estates owned by the richest people in the world. [00:59:21] The elite flock to them at points of the year to shoot birds slash animals. [00:59:26] It's like a rich person sporting thing. [00:59:29] Anyway, the country estate that is historically and famously the getaway for the royals is called Balmoral. [00:59:37] So what I've heard from someone close to me who works as a gainskeeper. [00:59:41] Morrowind. [00:59:42] Keep going. [00:59:43] A grunt who works the land and keeps the bird population stable for the rich to hunt them is that unofficially the royals have fallen out with Andrew and he isn't particularly welcome at Balmoral anymore. [00:59:58] I think they're wrong. [00:59:59] You're saying Balmoral right. [01:00:00] It just sounds like the name of a town in another video game. [01:00:03] Yeah. [01:00:04] And instead goes and does his hunting at a neighboring estate. [01:00:09] And you can tell they're British because they spell neighboring O-U-R. [01:00:12] Okay. [01:00:13] Or excuse me, Scottish. [01:00:15] Sorry, that was offensive. [01:00:17] I'm not sure what a Scot is. [01:00:19] I know, but you don't want to call him Scott Britrit. [01:00:22] Scott Brit. [01:00:23] I don't know if you know what way the vote went. [01:00:24] You are calling Scott's Brits. [01:00:26] If you can't stand up for yourself, I can't respect you. [01:00:28] Okay, back to the message. [01:00:30] Okay. [01:00:30] Wait, are you pro-Brexit? [01:00:32] I mean, you anti-Brexit? [01:00:33] I want the Balkanization of Britain into like thousands of teeny fiefdoms that war hate each other constantly. [01:00:39] Am I pro-Brexit? [01:00:41] Yes. [01:00:41] He's talking about Scottish independence. [01:00:42] Oh, Scottish independence? [01:00:43] No, I was talking about Brexit, but... [01:00:45] Of course I'm pro-Brexit. [01:00:46] just making sure. [01:00:47] The European Union is... [01:00:48] What? [01:00:49] The plunderers of Greece? [01:00:51] No, don't get mad at me. [01:00:53] Third fucking right? [01:00:55] To hell with the European Union. [01:00:57] You know I hate the Union. [01:00:59] Yeah. [01:00:59] But also, to hell with Britain. [01:01:02] All right. [01:01:03] We should probably cut all that. [01:01:04] No. [01:01:07] Instead, he goes and does his hunting at a neighboring estate as he is friends with its owner, the Swiss art collector Ewan Worth. [01:01:16] I-W-A-N-W-I-R-T-H, for those out there, little gum shoes who like to Google. [01:01:23] Google Ewan Worth pedophile. [01:01:26] Allegedly. === Jimmy Saville's Dark Legacy (06:01) === [01:01:27] Who also employs Andrew's daughter as an art director. [01:01:31] Also, apparently, everybody on the neighboring estate who has worked alongside Andrew has said he's a complete asshole. [01:01:38] Apparently for the job, it is expected that the rich tip the workers 90 to 100 pounds each, average of about five workers. [01:01:46] Apparently, Andrew only tipped 30 pounds to be split between all five. [01:01:51] Wow. [01:01:52] Thank you, Reducted, for the special tip. [01:01:57] And I'm sorry that you had to assist them on their human hunts because that's what they're doing. [01:02:01] Yeah, that's the most dangerous game. [01:02:03] No, the most dangerous game is absolutely the saber-toothed tiger. [01:02:06] No, the most dangerous game is hunting humans. [01:02:09] I'm sorry, but a 14-year-old boy, nude, perhaps in a loincloth versus a saber-toothed tiger. [01:02:14] I'd dig the 14-year-old boy any day. [01:02:17] Do you not know the story? [01:02:19] About the most dangerous game? [01:02:20] Yeah. [01:02:20] Yeah, it's saber-toothed tiger. [01:02:29] So, Prince Andrew also has been caught getting a big foot massage in Jeffrey Epstein's home, uh, was, was... [01:02:37] Was also apparently on the jet to the islands, the Lolita Express, with a former Russian Miss Russia, who is now, actually, she's sprung out of jail, but she, much like your faithful reporter here, was addicted to opiates and forged prescriptions for herself in New York and got caught and went to jail for longer than Jeffrey Epstein, probably. [01:03:01] I actually have no idea. [01:03:02] But so yeah, he apparently took talks talk. [01:03:05] He took part in Epstein's collection of Eastern European women. [01:03:12] Okay, so here's the thing. [01:03:15] There's so much to talk about with the royals. [01:03:18] Yes. [01:03:18] And we have barely scratched the surface. [01:03:21] The thing is, Andrew is, like, at least in my, I don't know if you share this opinion, but at least in my opinion, is sort of like easy. [01:03:32] Small fish. [01:03:33] Yeah, small fish. [01:03:34] In a big pedophile pond. [01:03:36] Exactly. [01:03:37] That pond is at Buckingham Palace. [01:03:39] Yep. [01:03:40] And there's a lot of money. [01:03:42] There's a lot to talk about with the royal family. [01:03:46] Least of which we should mention, and we'll probably be discussing him on not one, but two podcast episodes coming up, is a one, Mr. Jimmy Saville. [01:03:59] Let me just give you a little taste of the Saville legacy. [01:04:02] Jimmy Saville, of course, a very famous DJ was Operation. [01:04:05] Yeah, yeah. [01:04:06] He was notorious and probably one of the worst pedophiles of modern times. [01:04:10] I mean, I think people are aware of the case, but if they're not, you should be because this is really crazy. [01:04:17] Talk about the eyeball connection real quick and then we'll wrap up. [01:04:20] Oh, gosh. [01:04:21] Oh, it's so dark. [01:04:23] Jimmy used to go. [01:04:25] Okay, just as a quick overview, Jimmy Saville is sort of, yeah, like you said, DJ, but he was also very famous as a philanthropist and charity. [01:04:36] He had been almost knighted by the queen. [01:04:40] He did receive a, what, special designation by the Vatican? [01:04:45] Yes, he is a knight of the Catholic Church. [01:04:50] Whatever that means. [01:04:51] One of the more successful agents. [01:04:53] Got a couple questions there. [01:04:55] So there have been rumors about Saville for decades, lots of which suppressed. [01:05:02] And he died in, I believe, 2012, maybe? [01:05:07] Let me check in my mind, Google. [01:05:11] He died in 2011. [01:05:14] 2011. [01:05:15] I was close. [01:05:17] He died in 2011. [01:05:18] And shortly after his death, a documentary came out that basically exposed that he was, I hate to use this term, but a prolific pedophile. [01:05:29] Yes. [01:05:29] Who had been abusing mostly young women, although it wasn't not just women, not exclusive, for decades. [01:05:39] We're talking in the hundreds, possibly thousands. [01:05:45] It's really, really dark stuff. [01:05:47] And he had close, close ties with not just the royal family, not just Prince Andrew, not just Prince Charles, who mind you is next in line for the crown, but also Margaret Thatcher, former MPs, former prime ministers, Tory and Labor establishment party heads, and like we said, the Vatican as well. [01:06:10] He was a devout Roman Catholic. [01:06:12] Yeah. [01:06:13] So there's just a lot to untangle with him and a lot of dark ties. [01:06:18] Brace brought up the eyeball thing. [01:06:21] Yes. [01:06:22] Which is a very strange thing. [01:06:23] So, and this is very gross. [01:06:26] I don't even know if I want to talk about it. [01:06:28] I can talk about it. [01:06:29] Okay. [01:06:29] Jimmy Savo volunteered a morgue. [01:06:34] He was very close with the like head. [01:06:37] So there was also people in the NHS that were enabling him and giving him access to literally like child patients. [01:06:46] Which is why we're sponsored by Kaiser Hospitals. [01:06:49] Permanente. [01:06:51] Yeah, exactly. [01:06:52] So he was a, I volunteered at morgues for decades, was friends with like the head of this big morgue. [01:06:59] And he would go in there. [01:07:00] He would suck and fuck dead bodies. [01:07:02] Yeah, he was a necrophiliac as well. [01:07:04] But he would also take eyeballs, glass eyes, and he would make rings out of them. [01:07:10] And I just want to say that this gave us the real EBGBs when we were looking at this because it reminded us, of course, Mr. Jeffrey Epstein famously in his New York townhouse had a hallway full of human eyeballs imported from Britain. === Necrophiliac Prince's Rings (02:16) === [01:07:29] So we'll leave you with that. [01:07:32] It's so gross. [01:07:33] Prince Andrew, your time is up. [01:07:36] I am officially declaring you Me Tooed. [01:07:40] Bryce, this goes beyond Me Too. [01:07:42] Yeah, it's me three. [01:07:45] No, yeah, Prince Andrew, you're done. [01:07:47] You're out of the royal family. [01:07:48] No more Duke. [01:07:49] Yeah, no, no more Duke. [01:07:51] You'll be lucky if you're a Prince Ling by the end of this. [01:07:56] Of course, nothing will happen to him. [01:07:58] The FBI has taken the actual photo of him. [01:08:01] Buckham Palace has released numerous denials, and I'm sure it will all disappear into obscurity. [01:08:07] And slept under the rug Thank you It's been a little bit of a rough ride here. [01:08:34] Yeah, a lot to talk about. [01:08:36] Let us take a moment to breathe. [01:08:42] Thank you for joining us once again. [01:08:45] This has been the Upper Baron Admiral Brace Sir Belden von Goldsmith. [01:08:55] My queen. [01:08:58] Liz. [01:08:59] And our producer, the dirty peasant serf, horseboy, squire, horse, also much like that Russian queen, Tsarina had sex with a horse, young Chompski. [01:09:17] We shall see you in the hinterlands of the mind. [01:09:22] We'll see you next week. [01:09:23] Thanks, guys. [01:09:25] Bye. [01:09:44] Come out.