For The 2nd Time, A Major Court Has Blocked The Onion’s Attempt To Fraudulently Take Over Infowars And “Wear It’s Skin” We Give Thanks To God and Infowars' Supporters For Standing Against These Pathetic Weasels “Victory or Death” - Alex Jones Please https://t.co/XpKsOL0hgU
Alex Jones details how The Onion, backed by Democrats and Michael Bloomberg, fraudulently attempted to seize InfoWars again, a move blocked by the Texas Court of Appeals after a federal judge previously ruled the auction nonexistent. He accuses judges of rigging trials against him while promoting AlexJonesLive.com as the new platform for "Team Humanity" to resist globalist forces like the Southern Poverty Law Center. Ultimately, Jones frames this legal battle as a critical First Amendment struggle where truth must survive despotic attempts to silence independent media. [Automatically generated summary]
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Texas Court Slaps Down Hoax00:10:16
Ladies and gentlemen, I have breaking exclusive news that just warms my heart and still gives me faith in America and our legal system.
The Onion, backed by the Democrats and Bloomberg, for the second time in a year and a half, after fraudulently claiming that they own and run InfoWars, another giant hoax, has had their attempt to take us over slapped down by the third Texas Court of Appeals.
This is a massive victory.
We're about to break it down right now.
Yeah, look, we won the bid.
We own InfoWars, and we are very excited about it.
But is it true that you didn't have the highest bid?
We did.
The Onion has finally acquired InfoWars.
Yes, yes, we have.
We've taken over the InfoWars studio and the IP and the website and all that stuff.
Yeah.
We look forward to infesting your social media feeds with caricatures and grotesqueries of the very people who have ruined our media ecosystem over the last 10 years.
I am going to make a big announcement right now, and that might affect our relationship.
And I am.
Pledging myself to Satan and to the Prince of Darkness.
Oh, I read about this last night on a Wednesday.
In November of 2024, The Onion, backed by the Democrat Party, top Democrat law firms, and Michael Bloomberg, fraudulently claimed that they had won InfoWars in an auction.
We went to the federal court and showed them there was no auction.
The judge ruled there wasn't an auction, and he said it looked like fraud, and he fired the people that were involved in it.
And a year before that, there was a U.S. trustee also fired by the judge that tried to shut us down without a court order.
Now, for the third time, we have seen an attempt to do this, the second time with The Onion.
As you saw everywhere, two weeks ago they announced we're in the studio, we own it, we're selling merchandise, we won it in court.
There was not even a court hearing.
But the judge who ran the show trial in Texas, where she found me civilly liable before she ever even had a jury trial, was set to have a hearing tomorrow, and it was obvious that she was going to try to hand it over to them despite the fact it's still an appeal, a total violation of my rights.
And so now, today, we filed just yesterday at the third Court of Appeals in Texas, that's a Democrat panel.
This information, and they put a stay on the whole thing and want full hearings and an investigation and have told the judge that she's going to have to have new hearings and show her evidence because she also refused to give us bond last year.
Under law, civil and criminal, you have to do that.
I could shoot people and still get bond.
But she said, no.
She told my lawyers the hearing, you can't even talk.
I'm not going to hear bond.
That's how crazy this is.
And back when they first had their show trial, Where she told the jury I was guilty.
She then, after the jury found me guilty, because she instructed him to find me guilty, guilty until proven guilty, two weeks after, she added other civil liabilities on that weren't even before the jury.
And she said, in court rulings, I don't care what the Supreme Court of Texas says, I'm doing this.
These people are wild eyed and nuts.
So, for the second time in a year and a half, The Onion has declared they own this place, they run it, when they don't.
And they're selling for $35.
A grocery bag, tote bag with the onion as the InfoWars logo before they ever got it.
Do you realize that is hijacking a company?
It's not just civil, in the federal statutes, it's illegal.
So these crazy-eyed people are going to just keep going for broke.
They're like zombies that just keep attacking.
A year and a half ago, we'll show you some clips.
They were so upset.
Oh, we had to go on antidepressants.
It's terrible.
So we're very excited to take that over.
And look, it's Alex Jones.
If he just handled this graciously and moved away, that would be the funniest part of this whole situation.
This news breaks.
Yeah.
And it's an enormous deal.
Everyone's covering it.
And then it doesn't happen.
Yeah.
So the answer I'm here to find out is like, what the f did happen?
And also in the process of that, what happened to you?
Medicine, antidepressants.
That's what happened to me.
So to be clear, the Onion's second attempt to hijack us.
Has failed, but they're going to continue on.
And tomorrow night at midnight, April 30th, 2026, because the receiver appointed by the same kangaroo Soros judge that ran the show trial has been ordered by her to shut us down, he's not paying the bills like the rent or the internet, the satellite.
So we have to shut down, but that's okay because we've already launched the Alex Jones Network.
AlexJonesLive.com is now the jumping off point, the tip of the spear destination.
It is the second chapter in the InfoWar.
The site's even better than InfoWars.
It has all the live streams, it has the articles, it has the reports, special reports, documentary films, and more.
But this isn't a spectator sport.
This is participant sport.
You are the men and women in the arena.
So share the new site, AlexJonesLive.com, and go download the free app on Droid or Apple at AlexJonesApp.com right now.
That's the easiest, quickest place to find us.
But we got the new satellites.
Our radio stations all know they're flipping over to the new show that is not InfoWars, but The Alex Jones Show.
Because these fools think that InfoWars is its own standalone operation.
I am the InfoWars.
You are the InfoWars.
We are the info warriors.
We are the modern Paul Revere's.
We are the answer in 1984.
We are 1776.
And they've been so brazen.
You have major civil rights lawsuits against them, you name it.
Turned out the FBI, CIA funded these operations against us.
There was a major criminal investigation by Trump's task force leader, Ed Martin.
And then the new attorney general killed it six months ago when he was the deputy AG, Todd Blanch.
But that's okay because it's all coming out in our federal and state lawsuits.
A lie makes it halfway around the world before the truth puts its pants on, as Mark Twain said.
But in the end, if men stand up for the truth, It always comes out on top.
And that is where we are right now.
So we're going to be breaking this all down on air.
Tomorrow is the last official InfoWars show.
We may beat them in court and take it back and be able to move back in.
I don't know.
That's already happened twice.
But it's because of your support we continue to be able to do this.
You know, right before I taped this here on Thursday night, appreciate the crew coming back in because this is breaking news.
I saw a meme posted under my first video that I shot in the car about this, and it's Superman blocking a locomotive that's about to run over a little kid.
And the locomotive is the onion, the Democrats, Bloomberg, the globalists.
I'm Superman, and the little kid that we're saving is InfoWars.
No, Superman is we the people, it's you.
It is InfoWars, and the onion, the Democrats are trying to run over the First Amendment and the truth.
So the locomotive is the Democrats.
You, the InfoWarriors, are Superman, and the child is our future and our freedom.
And without free expression and the First Amendment, we are dead.
So it's a great meme, but we need to remake it.
And make it accurate because that's what we're dealing with.
But to me, this is just about basic justice.
We know these people coming in hate our guts.
They said they want to wear my skin.
They said they want to confuse the brand.
They want to put out disinfo and literally blame me for it to quote, discredit my work.
Because the truth is, my real work stands on its own.
Not all the stuff they made up and they said that I did.
That's why the judges in Texas and Connecticut, Democrat operatives, had to find me civilly liable before the show trials even happened.
They had to rig it and it was produced by HBO.
But in the end, The truth's coming out.
This isn't InfoWars or Alex Jones's redemption arc.
This is humanity not buying the propaganda.
And this is the system in free fall.
And I want the Democrat Party law firms, Paul Weiss, I want the Koskoff firm, I want Senator Blumenthal, that's behind a lot of this, to know this.
I go all over the country, I go to other parts of the world.
And the majority of people I run into are already listeners and fans.
And almost all of them bring up what they've done to us and understand it was a fraud.
So you've lost the battle in the real court that matters.
The court of public opinion.
And you failed to silence me and has created a Streisand effect to only boost people's interest into why we're under such attack.
People want to understand why.
Because I'm promoting Team Humanity.
Elon Musk agrees with my term, Team Humanity.
Because we're promoting a pro human future, not their despotic globalist New World Order where the Southern Poverty Law Center, as I exposed 30 years ago, runs all the major white supremacist organizations.
The truth's coming out and nothing on earth's going to stop it.
And so to Bloomberg, the Democrats, Paul Weiss, Koscoff, Koscoff, and their little minions at the onion, know this.
Civil rights lawsuits, whistleblowers.
We haven't even played our royal flush hand yet.
And you know, I don't bluff.
I said days ago, there's no way the Third Circuit Court of Appeals in Texas doesn't overturn this.
You know, they're all Democrats because it's so outrageous what you've done.
We've not even gotten to the Texas Supreme Court yet.
So InfoWars is on an offense, and the InfoWars lives on despite a URL of this studio at alexjoneslive.com.
Those are the coordinates.
Save it and share it on your email list, your text message list, and tell everyone you share it with to share it to create the chain reaction.
That's what they fear, we the people coming together.
God bless you all.
I want to thank God for this providence, and I want to salute all of you that stood with us.
We were winning major battles, but the war has not yet been won, but we have the initiative.
And as I've told the globalists for decades, I don't know how all this is going to end, but if you want to fight, you better believe you've got one.
The satirical news site The Onion is launching a new plan to take over right wing conspiracy theorist Alec Jones' website, InfoWars.
The goal is to transform the site that was used to peddle lies into a parody.
Satire Targets Media Ecosystem00:02:38
Our clowns are soft to the touch.
They're soft to the touch.
Did you make a mess of our child clowns?
Bring them back dirty.
We'll hose them all.
I'm gonna have to put them in cages they can't see through.
Hey, this is Gabriel.
Hey, I made him.
He's fresh.
Oh, not a good time right now.
I'm gonna have to bury him in the back if he keeps acting like.
There are no rules on international waters.
It's a child cocker!
Red the clown.
Do what you like.
No one's looking.
Ba Close doors.
You do what you like.
I also want to play for you some of what the CEO of The Onion, Ben Collins, told my colleague Rachel Maddow last night.
We look forward to infesting your social media feeds with caricatures and grotesqueries of the very people who have ruined our media ecosystem over the last 10 years.
My boys only eat the finest, softest meat.
Is that the hope that those caricatures and grotesqueries, as Ben puts it, Offer not just laughs, but a counter to the misinformation that's been out there, put out there by people exactly like Alex Jones.
These child clowns come hungry as a horse!
The first thing a child clown will look for is food.
Child clowns are not fed in their clown boxes, so expect them to arrive very hungry.
My child clowns are blind, they'll eat anything.
Your child clown may be reluctant to perform in an amusing fashion.
We recommend Steve Mahanahan's child clown poison spray.
It keeps them sick, but not too sick.
Too much poison, you gotta take counterhands.
It's useless.
We also think that The Onion's use of humor and satire to reach that same audience and perhaps bring some of them out of the dark could be a really beneficial use of a platform that has been used for really ill purposes for a long time.
You hungry, doggy boy?
Yeah, I'm hungry, but don't call me doggy boy.
Don't call me sir.
Why don't you call me daddy?
Say yes, daddy.
Yes, daddy.
Does that sound good to you, Uncle Reg?
Yeah, okay.
You're going to be my son?
I am going to make a big announcement right now, and that might affect our relationship.
And I am pledging myself to Satan and to the Prince of Darkness.
Oh.
I read about this last night on a website.
Chris Maddie, keep us posted.
It's always good to have you on the show.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Resistance Spreads Far and Wide00:03:07
Today we celebrate the first glorious anniversary of the information purification collectives.
Order is the only path to stability.
Compliance is the only path forward.
Alex Jones is a fringe voice and a crackpot.
Our unification of thought is more powerful a weapon than any fleet or army on Earth.
We have created, for the first time in all history, a garden of pure ideology.
Peace on May 1st, 2026.
Alex Jones will launch his new network, and you will see that the answer to 1984 is still and will always be 1776.
If you are receiving this transmission, you are the resistance.
The globalists think they've had a victory shutting down a URL, InfoWars.
The InfoWar belongs to the people.
The war on the mind is universal, and we are witnessing the great awakening of populism and the fourth turning right now.
If you think the New World Order has been exposed so far for their Epstein pedophile rings, warmongering, and more, you ain't seen nothing yet.
And the next chapter in the InfoWar starts now at alexjoneslive.com.
That is the coordinates of the tip of the spear.
In the resistance.
And also go to AlexJonesApp.com to download on Android and Apple our app for free to watch the show, to see our latest news reports, and more.
Whatever you do, save and share those URLs AlexJonesLive.com and AlexJonesApp.com.
Take action now, Paul Revere's.
You're unstoppable, and the globalists are going down.
For the last 30 years, one man has stood against the psychological operations launched by the mainstream media and the deep state.
This man knew that the war would not be fought in the streets, but would be fought in the minds of freedom-loving humans everywhere.
So stand with Alex Jones, this one-man terminating wrecking ball of truth, as he launches his next great operation.
AlexJonesLive.com has launched.
Spread this message far and wide.
Because the tyrants want you fighting with each other instead of the true enemy of humanity.