Shirtless Alex Jones Jumps in to Explain the TRUTH About the Deceivers at THE ONION: “They’re In Deep Sh*t... Just Because You’re Wearing My Shirt, Don’t Mean You’re Me!” @HarrisonHSmith 🔴WATCH LIVE NOW NOW NOW NOW!👇 https://t.co/qwRESE12vh https://t.co/BjaVKk7OQq
Alex Jones accuses The Onion of stealing his brand identity through a fraudulent court process involving a corrupt judge, labeling them "body snatchers" for misrepresenting him. He claims the Paul Weiss law firm, once settled with Trump, now aids these "deceivers," while he counters defamation by asserting exclusive funding from AlexJonesStore.com bypasses bankruptcy restrictions. Jones announces new news sites launching May 1st and promotes Power Plant and Methyl Drive bundles to boost metabolic health, framing this legal battle as a fight against silencing his truth despite platform bans. [Automatically generated summary]
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Lawfare and the Real Info War00:04:22
You can do a parody of somebody, but none of you took something from them.
You've already checked with lawyers.
So they're in deep shit.
I've already sued the Democrat Party law firms, already got civil rights lawsuits.
So you think, look, just because you're wearing my shirt, don't mean you're me.
Uh oh.
Folks, The Onion has stolen the shirt off of Alex Jones' back at this point.
And it's a sad thing to see.
Are you an employee of The Onion now, Alex?
No, we laugh about this.
But a year and a half ago, they announced that they now owned us.
Yep.
And it was all a fraud.
This time, they even had a court hearing and they're announcing they own us, which shows with this judge that's been super corrupt, the state judge, it's already done deal.
But don't worry, we got a bunch of legal avenues.
It'd be one thing if they just shut us down, but they are telling the New York Times and obviously more videos that they're going to misrepresent, if you played the trailer, they're going to misrepresent that they're us to confuse people and, quote, rip people off like Alex Jones did.
They're going to make money.
The whole thing's about defaming me.
You can't take something over and then act like you're somebody, even if you say it's a parody.
You can do a parody of somebody, but not if you took something from them.
You've already checked with lawyers.
So they're in deep shit.
I've already sued the Democrat Party law firms, already got civil rights lawsuits.
So you think, look, just because you're wearing my shirt, don't mean you're me.
So let's be 100% clear about that.
And so you guys just keep laughing, just like you did a year and a half ago, or it was November 2024.
So is that about a year and a half?
Yeah, this is a story from December 10th.
Sale of Alex Jones Infowars to The Onion rejected.
And I'll get into this in just a second.
Yeah, so just, just, just, but yeah.
They need to be us to confuse people.
By the way, it's a total failure.
It was over the fifth biggest newspapers.
That's a lie.
Newspapers are all dead.
I looked it up.
The Onion gets less than half of the traffic that Infowars gets.
And remember, they said they were going to beat Charlie Kirk.
Remember when he died?
They said we're going to misrepresent fake quotes of him.
This is what the left do they try to silence you, then they misrepresent who you are.
They're body snatchers, they're skinwalkers.
They literally take your skin.
This is going to backfire big time, folks.
Anyways, but hey, you may have, uh, may try to take our skin.
You may try to take our clothes, but we're still, we're still the real info war.
And everybody's going to understand that the info war is a generic term.
A website doesn't matter.
Everybody's an info warrior.
Don't let them convince you of this.
It'll blow up big time in their face.
Did you see the Ben Collins video where he says we're in an information war?
No.
Yeah.
It's an old video where he's doing it at the National Press Club.
And he says we're in an information war right now.
And the truth is hard to find.
So they've lost the information war.
And so they've resorted to lawfare.
And then taken on our skin.
Yeah.
Just as you got a man's coat, don't mean you're them.
No, it's ridiculous.
And again, yeah, they just do it.
They get away with it.
The Paul Weiss law firm ran all this.
Trump settled with them.
They settled, and now Trump's on their side.
Yep.
So, hey, feel good, guys.
You're on Trump's side.
You said it was so bad.
Yeah, exactly.
No, that's exactly it.
They are literally on the bad guy's side.
So, yeah, it's going to fail.
Explain.
We don't own the AlexJonesStore.com.
That's how they back us.
That's how they keep us on air.
You can't get that.
Yeah, so as you guys know, again, the AlexJonesStore.com, that is the only way that we get funding.
If you go there, we stay on air.
If you don't, we go away.
That's how it works.
The onion cannot make us go away.
Okay?
The lawyers cannot make us go away.
The only way we go away is if you don't support us.
And people get confused.
Get away the Alex Jones Network.
New news sites.
You'll hear about it all soon.
All ready to launch.
Same people.
Harrison, we're going to expand all of it.
Yep, absolutely.
And we've been waiting for this, y'all.
We have been under a wet blanket of bankruptcy for a long time.
It is severely restricted what we've been able to do.
We're about to.
Explode.
We're about to launch, folks.
We are on the launch pad.
The countdown has begun.
May 1st is the date.
I believe I heard Alex say that on air today.
We'll be switching over.
So do make sure you're following us on X because if you want to know where we go, if they take down the website or whatever, and you're wondering where we are, and you got to do this because I know people get in the habit.
I told the story the other day, but I had a neighbor, and when we got kicked off YouTube in 2019, he was like, Yeah, I miss seeing Alex.
And I'm like, Well, we still have Bandai Video.
And his response was just like, Yeah, I watch YouTube.
And it's just like, that's how some people are.
If you're not on their favorite platform, you just disappear and you don't exist anymore.
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