Ladies and gentlemen, it is now being reported by the mainstream corporate media that Erica Kirk is pregnant and that she's been hiding this fact.
And the word is, according to a source I had that was in North Dakota at a military base, she just walked in the security if there was 15 colonels and all those other people from TPUSA.
They're having a big meeting about how Candace Owens is really a man.
And that's why there's such a fight between him and Erica Kirk is because five months ago, before Charlie got killed, Candace, also known as Big Mike Jr., got Erica Kirk pregnant.
And Charlie found out about it.
And that's why the two of them got together and conspired at the Fort of North Dakota and also at Fort Wachuca to assassinate Charlie to cover this up.
But now the two are in a major fight with each other.
And again, if you question me, you're trying to cover up the fact that obviously Charlie was killed and there was accessories.
You're hiding the investigation.
You cannot question this.
My source is named Mitch Bumbleberry.
And you just can't question him.
But we're going to put a Gibson go up for him.
We can raise him a few hundred thousand dollars just right now.
So I'll put the article up from Mainstream Media saying she's pregnant.
So off that piece of information, you must connect the dots now and say that Candace Owens is a man, Big Mike Jr., at a condos for arms, one of the pants, and had a secret relationship with Erica Kirk, and that it is Charles Owens.
That's his real name.
Charles P. Owens.
Charles P. Body Owens is the real name.
And that Candace Owens is a really man.
Okay.
So there it is.
Do not question me or you work for Israel.
Do not question me or you're a Mossad operative.
Do you understand that?
Good.
No, actually, this is called satire, folks.
But that's how this works.
I can just make up whatever I want, right?
Couldn't I?
But they are saying, ooh, she's got a baby bubble.
Ooh, she's pregnant.
Ooh, who babies?
She's got splaying to do.
The corporate media, like, she's done something wrong.
As if she didn't already have two babies with Charlie.
By the way, she did have that glow going on.
I haven't said when I saw her on TV.
I said, I've seen her before.
She always looked great, but goddamn, she's glowing.
That woman's glowing.
People are like, she should be mourning more.
Why is she glowing?
Got that pregnant glow going on.
So congratulations, Erica Kirk.
And we're sorry you've gone through all this.
And TPA is stronger than TPUSA is stronger than ever.
And just God bless you all.
And I think it's totally fine that Big Mike Jr. is living a double life.