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Candace Owens Pregnant?
00:02:11
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| Ladies and gentlemen, it is now being reported by the mainstream corporate media that Erica Kirk is pregnant and that she's been hiding this fact. | |
| And the word is, according to a source I had that was in North Dakota at a military base, she just walked in the security if there was 15 colonels and all those other people from TPUSA. | |
| They're having a big meeting about how Candace Owens is really a man. | |
| And that's why there's such a fight between him and Erica Kirk is because five months ago, before Charlie got killed, Candace, also known as Big Mike Jr., got Erica Kirk pregnant. | |
| And Charlie found out about it. | |
| And that's why the two of them got together and conspired at the Fort of North Dakota and also at Fort Wachuca to assassinate Charlie to cover this up. | |
| But now the two are in a major fight with each other. | |
| And again, if you question me, you're trying to cover up the fact that obviously Charlie was killed and there was accessories. | |
| You're hiding the investigation. | |
| You cannot question this. | |
| My source is named Mitch Bumbleberry. | |
| And you just can't question him. | |
| But we're going to put a Gibson go up for him. | |
| We can raise him a few hundred thousand dollars just right now. | |
| So I'll put the article up from Mainstream Media saying she's pregnant. | |
| So off that piece of information, you must connect the dots now and say that Candace Owens is a man, Big Mike Jr., at a condos for arms, one of the pants, and had a secret relationship with Erica Kirk, and that it is Charles Owens. | |
| That's his real name. | |
| Charles P. Owens. | |
| Charles P. Body Owens is the real name. | |
| And that Candace Owens is a really man. | |
| Okay. | |
| So there it is. | |
| Do not question me or you work for Israel. | |
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Glowing Babies Satire
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| Do not question me or you're a Mossad operative. | |
| Do you understand that? | |
| Good. | |
| No, actually, this is called satire, folks. | |
| But that's how this works. | |
| I can just make up whatever I want, right? | |
| Couldn't I? | |
| But they are saying, ooh, she's got a baby bubble. | |
| Ooh, she's pregnant. | |
| Ooh, who babies? | |
| She's got splaying to do. | |
| The corporate media, like, she's done something wrong. | |
| As if she didn't already have two babies with Charlie. | |
| By the way, she did have that glow going on. | |
| I haven't said when I saw her on TV. | |
| I said, I've seen her before. | |
| She always looked great, but goddamn, she's glowing. | |
| That woman's glowing. | |
| People are like, she should be mourning more. | |
| Why is she glowing? | |
| Got that pregnant glow going on. | |
| So congratulations, Erica Kirk. | |
| And we're sorry you've gone through all this. | |
| And TPA is stronger than TPUSA is stronger than ever. | |
| And just God bless you all. | |
| And I think it's totally fine that Big Mike Jr. is living a double life. | |
| Okay, I'm joking around. | |
| Get around about that. | |
| Can't help it. | |