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Oct. 6, 2025 - Special Reports & Tweets
11:34
Joe Rogan & Alex Jones behind the scenes of “Belly of the Beast,” a 16mm music video made in 2000 to promote Joe’s Austin stand-up concert DVD of the same name.
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It's not well.
Black helicopters.
Come on and get me.
Tell me this bad stuff.
Mock the evil owl god.
Black helicopters, come take your woman.
Take her uterus.
You think it's a joke now?
Just wait.
Hitler with forgotten control.
You're for gun control.
You're for Hitler.
Hitler used your comb.
You use the comb, you're for Hitler.
Preparing for a trip to the capital.
Next stop, Mock.
Hold on.
So son, where has the trip?
So son, where is this jet?
What is this?
Fake crisis for world government.
What is all this shit?
Indoors.com.
Is this real shit?
Yeah, this is what we had out there.
We didn't make these today.
Look.
Dude, at the end of that film, I go down there with a guy dressed up and say, this is George Bush.
And I'm like holding this up in front of the media during the whole election crisis.
Right?
I was downtown, I got on the news.
Wow.
See, there's George Bush right there.
There's my son.
Imagine if you spelled the colour.
He's been working hard and now he's the president.
Imagine if you spelled a cult wrong, how embarrassing that would be.
Is it spelled wrong?
No.
It's right.
But you know.
I think just.
This dude, this is the key.
That's the key, dude.
Where's the we gotta take some pictures tomorrow?
Exactly what he's doing.
He worked hard for this job.
It has nothing to do with me.
Now he has had some trouble because of all his brains burnout from cocaine that he got from Dick Cheney and me, but that's my boy George Bush, and we're just so proud of George W. He's not a junior.
He's not a junior.
We're gonna screw you real good along, okay?
Here he is over here.
And that's my son right there.
That's my son, George Bush.
He earned it, he earned it.
That's Dick Cheney.
Right before his seven years.
You can trust him.
He's the high priest.
Hey, baby.
Hey, huh, yeah.
You've been fucked by a kid.
I don't want to be on camera, Larry.
Oh yeah.
Well, don't be afraid of George.
Come on, please.
Gentle grandpa.
Come on, what's wrong?
Hey!
Huh?
What's the matter?
Hey, my son's the president.
What's your problem?
Jesus Christ.
Can't believe she's turning you away, George.
Oh yeah, baby.
Now to be absolutely serious.
The family's really happy about our son.
George Bush.
They tell me I should run again, and I said, not gonna do it, not gonna do it, I'm gonna hide.
Wouldn't be prudent.
Wouldn't be prudent.
I wouldn't be reasonable.
We are a laid-back family, very conservative, and uh listen.
My son.
You lose things.
I've been cussing along these types.
Who's the face behind George Bush?
A hot guy, you know, I mean by hot and sweating here.
Come on.
Okay, we know you're attracted to him.
It's okay.
You can come out with it.
Oh yeah, that's my boyfriend.
Let's go here now.
Yeah, you can glassy look.
Come on, son!
You're the president.
My son's been causing a lot of problems lately.
Low angle shot.
Go.
Where's the hookers, Dad?
Son, shut up.
We got a press conference to do.
Come on, Dad.
I haven't done a bump since I went into the White House.
Son, son, shut shut up.
I told you, that's not prudent.
That's not good.
We're not gonna do it.
We're not gonna do it.
Look at the world, son.
It's all yours, son.
It's all yours.
He's a constituents.
Are you gonna vote for my son?
This is George W. Jr.
Bush.
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Yeah, it's reasonable.
Of course, I'm the president too.
I'm not I'm the senior president.
Who are you?
Joe, who are you?
Hello.
Where are you guys from?
Germany?
Germany?
What are you doing here from Germany?
You guys are all from Germany.
No, I'm telling you, exchange this.
So you didn't vote for us?
Not gonna talk to him.
You're not here for if you can't vote for my son.
George Bush's not gonna do it.
Not gonna do it.
You know, when I ran the CIA, we killed a lot of people.
I just want you to be aware of that.
And my son's gonna be president.
That's a new confidence, son.
Uh oh.
Where's the camera?
Hey, George, you're you're married, you got daughters.
You gotta be prudent with this.
Get your hands on it.
My granddaughter's already down the road here.
Take it down a notch, Bobs.
You need to be prudent.
What bit?
Which one is it?
Where's my camera?
Just take photo.
Oh, come on too.
Yeah, that's right.
That's right.
What are you doing here?
What are you doing here?
Over there.
Black Elder.
Irania.
Holla hala, hello, hello!
We I am Habib from the Assassins.
We are here to stop the evil George Bush and his father before they raise Satan from the actual pit of hell.
Live from the belly of the beast.
It's Joe Rogan.
Hardcore in your face.
Refusing to submit.
Yeah, say something like truth with no compromises.
Why from the belly of the beast?
Truth with no compromises.
Alright.
Yeah, let's do this.
Here we go.
Do it crazy.
Put on the mask.
Pull off the cross.
Here we go.
Peel it off and then fucking take a drag and then go into it.
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
Pull it off.
Take a drag.
And then go into it.
Not gonna do it.
Not gonna do it.
Tax cuts for everybody.
For the children.
Live from the belly of the beast.
It's Joe Rogan in your face.
No compromise.
I hate it in your face, dude.
It's so funny.
So I'll do it again.
Okay, go.
Well, I know you appreciate my son, George Bush.
But we sure as hell don't.
Live, ladies and gentlemen, from the belly of the beast.
Crashing to the lies and disinformation.
No compromise.
One day closer to victory.
It's Joe Rogan, baby.
Larry, roll the tape on this one.
You need to do it for my camera, okay?
Just throw a snow back up.
Hold it on your face.
Talk to me.
Well, I told you we're live here in Austin, Texas.
When do we get to kill the virgin?
Not yet.
Shut up, son.
I told you.
Live here in Austin, Texas.
Live from the belly of the beast.
It's Joe Rogan, ladies and gentlemen, crashing to the lies and disinformation.
This is gonna be hardcore, nothing but 100% truth.
I hope you can deal with it.
So strap yourselves in and get ready, ladies and gentlemen.
One day closer to victory from the belly of the beast.
It's Joe Rogan.
Yeah, the end the end has to say it's Joe.
Not gonna do it, not gonna do it.
But Joe Rogan's gonna do it.
Alright, that's screwed it up.
Or this is the right thing.
Rolling the end, ladies and gentlemen, live from the belly of the beast.
I just want everybody out there to know that my son's been the governor.
He's had experience and now he's the president.
Live from Austin, Texas, ladies and gentlemen.
It's hardcore, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm screwing up.
There's people watching.
Ah, son of a bitch!
I'm gonna do it this time.
Just say it, do it!
I don't need to re-light this.
You don't need it, you don't need it.
That's the one you got.
Yeah, don't use the cigarettes.
You don't need the prop.
You got this, you got the mask.
That's enough of a prop.
Just do it.
Ready?
Alright.
Rolling.
Well, we're here in Austin, Texas.
My son, the governor is the president now.
And I just hope everybody enjoy his four years of living hell.
Live from Austin, Texas.
Right from the central Texas belly of the beast.
It's hardcore information warfare in your face.
No holds bar, no compromise.
It's Joe Rogan live.
Live from Austin Texas.
No way you'll know who you are that way.
Ready?
Rolling.
Live.
I'll do it this time.
Well, how do I start?
Start with what was I saying earlier?
No hardcore, no in your face, no edgy.
He's not hardcore.
He's not in your face.
And he's not edgy.
Alright, here we go.
Right?
Well did I say it was good the first time?
Oh, you just made a bunch of shit up.
I don't know.
Just be yourself.
Alright, uh.
Just leave it.
Just go just fucking dance around with me and then pull your mask off and just point at the camera.
And go, ladies and gentlemen, live from Austin, Texas, the belly of the beast.
Ready?
Rolling.
Damn it, man.
Yeah.
No compromise in your face.
Truth with no compromise.
Yeah, but no in your face.
Truth with you.
And no edgy.
Here we go.
Here we go.
You be dancing for it.
I hope you're ready, because it's no compromise, ladies and gentlemen.
One day closer to victory.
Live from Austin, Texas, the belly of the beast.
It's Joe Rogan!
That was pretty good.
Truth with no compromises.
Alright, here we go.
Here we go.
Rolling.
Not gonna do it, not gonna do it.
But we're gonna do it.
No compromises.
Truth all the way.
100% nuclear pump and brain damage.
It's Joe Rogan, live from Austin, Texas, the belly of the beast.
Don't you fuck with me, you fucking Chinese people!
Don't you fuck with me?
Hi.
Pull it up again.
Rolling.
Yeah.
Rowling!
What the hell?
Buckle up, ladies and gentlemen.
It's truth with no compromises.
Fuck.
I screwed up.
I'll do it this time.
Belly of the beast, Joe Rogan.
Make sure I can see both of y'all's faces during the whole thing.
Buckle up, ladies and gentlemen.
It's truth with no compromises.
Live from Austin, Texas, the belly of the beast.
It's Joe Rogan!
Yes!
That was the best one.
Hold on, we'll do it one more time.
Buckle up.
Buckle up, ladies and gentlemen.
Truth with no compromises.
Live from Austin, Texas.
Let me catch my breath.
Ready?
Buckle up, ladies and gentlemen.
It's truth with no compromises.
He's rolling.
Let's do it, baby.
Yeah.
Buckle up, ladies and gentlemen.
It's truth with no compromises.
Live from the belly of the beast, Austin, Texas.
It's Joe Rogan.
That's pretty fucking awesome.
That was great.
Alright.
That was good.
Those are the best eggs.
That's it, dude.
I think we got it.
That was it.
Look at the foot.
Yeah, it falls in the middle of the street.
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