Joe Rogan & Alex Jones behind the scenes of “Belly of the Beast,” a 16mm music video made in 2000 to promote Joe’s Austin stand-up concert DVD of the same name.
It's not what Black helicopters, come on and get me.
I'm telling you, it's bad stuff.
Moch, the evil owl god.
Black helicopters, come take your woman.
Take her uterus.
You think it's a joke now?
Just wait.
Hitler was forgotten control.
You're forgotten control, you're for Hitler.
Hitler used to come.
Huge comb, you're for Hitler.
Hitler used to come.
Preparing for a trip to the Capitol.
Next stop, Moch.
Hold on.
So, son, where is it?
So, son, where is this jet?
What is this?
Fake crisis for world government?
What is all this shit?
IndoWars.com.
Is this real shit?
Yeah, this is what we had out there.
We didn't make these today.
Look.
Bush occultation.
Dude, at the end of that film, I go down there with a guy dressed up like, oh, this is George Bush.
And I'm like holding this up in front of the media during the whole election crisis, right?
I was downtown, I got on the news.
Wow.
See, there's George Bush right there.
There's my son.
Imagine he's been working hard and now he's the president.
Imagine if you spell the cult wrong, how embarrassing that would be.
Is it spelled wrong?
No.
It's right.
I once went to get, you know.
I think just within your face.
This, dude, this is the key.
That's the key, dude.
Where's the.
We gotta take some pictures tomorrow.
Exactly what he's doing.
He worked hard for this job.
It has nothing to do with me.
Now, he has had some trouble because of all his brains burning out from cocaine that he got from Dick Cheney and me, but that's my boy, George Bush, and we're just so proud of George W. He's not a junior.
He's not a junior.
We're gonna screw you real good long, okay?
Here he is over here.
And that's my son right there.
That's my son, George Bush.
He earned it.
He earned it.
That's Dick Cheney.
Right before he's seven.
You can trust him.
He's the high priest.
Hey, baby.
Hey, huh, yeah.
I don't want to be on camera, Larry.
Wow, yeah.
Don't be afraid of George.
Come on, baby.
Gentle grandpa.
From the CIA.
Come on, what's wrong?
Hey, what's the matter?
Hey, my son's the president.
What's your problem?
Jesus Christ.
Can't believe she's turning you away, George.
Yeah, baby.
Now, to be absolutely serious, the family's really happy about our son, George Bush.
They told me I should run again, and I said, not gonna do it, not gonna do it.
I'm gonna be prudent.
Wouldn't be prudent.
I wouldn't be reasonable.
We are a laid-back family, very conservative.
And oh, this, my son.
You're losing the making.
I've been cussing a lot of these types of stuff.
Who's the faith behind George Bush?
A hot guy.
You know what I mean by hot and sweating here.
I mean, okay, we know you're attracted to him.
It's okay.
You can come out with it.
I am.
That's my boyfriend.
Come on.
Let's go here and help.
Come on, son.
You're the president.
My son's been causing a lot of problems lately.
Meanwhile, back at the ranch.
Low angle shot.
Go.
Where's the hooker, Dad?
Son, shut up.
We've got a press conference to do.
Come on, Dad.
I haven't done a bump since I went into the White House.
Son, son, shut up.
I told you, that's not prudent.
That's not good.
We're not going to do it.
We're not going to do it.
Look at the world, son.
It's all yours, son.
It's all yours.
He's a constituent.
Are you going to vote for my son?
This is George W. Jr.
Of course, I'm the president, too.
I'm the senior president.
Hello, how are you?
Joe, who are you?
Hello.
Where are you guys from?
Germany.
As our budget.
Germany?
What are you doing here from Germany?
You guys are on the German?
No, I'm talking about it.
Exchange is a good idea.
So you didn't vote for us?
Sure, I've been.
No.
You're not going to do it.
Not going to talk to him.
You're not here for.
If you can't vote for my son, George Bush, not going to do it.
Not going to do it.
You know, when I ran the CIA, we killed a lot of people.
I just want you to be aware of that.
And my son's going to be president.
Well, yep, that's a new confidence, son.
Oh.
I was ever going to be.
Where's the camera?
Hey, George, you're married.
You've got daughters.
You've got to be prudent with us.
Get your hands on it.
Your daughter's, my granddaughter's already down the road here.
Like a wall in the street.
Take it down, Natch Pops.
You need to be prudent.
Where's my camera?
Just take both of them.
Both of them.
And one too.
Yeah, this one is mine.
What are you doing here?
Whatever.
What are you doing here?
Oh, there.
Hallelujah.
Hallelujah.
I am Habib from the Assassins.
We are here to stop the evil George Bush with his father before they raise Satan from the actual pit of hell.
Live from the belly of the beast.
It's Joe Rogan.
Hardcore in your face.
Refusing to submit.
Yeah, say something like truth with no compromise.
Why?
Because we know you're the beast.
Truth with no compromises.
All right.
Yeah, let's do this.
Here we go.
Do it crazy.
Put on the mask.
Pull off the mask and peel it off.
Here we go.
Peel it off and then fucking take a drag and then go into it.
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
Pull it off.
Take a drag.
And then go into it.
Not gonna do it.
Not gonna do it.
Tax cuts for everybody.
For the children.
Live from the belly of the beast.
It's Joe Rogan.
In your face.
No compromise.
I hate it in your face, dude.
It's so funny.
Sold.
I'll do it again.
Belly the beast.
Okay, go.
Well, I know you appreciate my son, George Bush.
But we sure as hell don't.
Live, ladies and gentlemen, from the belly of the beast.
Crashing to the lies and disinformation.
No compromise.
One day closer to victory.
It's Joe Rogan, baby.
Larry, roll the tape on this one.
You need to donate for my camera, okay?
Just throw a sound back up.
Talking to me.
Well, I told you we're live here in Austin, Texas.
When do we get to kill the virgin?
Not yet.
Shut up, son.
I told you.
Right here in Austin, Texas.
Live from the belly of the beast.
It's Joe Rogan, ladies and gentlemen, crashing to the lies and disinformation.
This is going to be hardcore, nothing but 100% truth.
I hope you can deal with it.
So strap yourselves in and get ready, ladies and gentlemen.
One day closer to victory from the belly of the beast.
It's Joe Rogan.
Yeah, and the end has to say it's Joe Rogan.
Not gonna do it.
Not gonna do it.
But Joe Rogan's gonna do it.
All right, that screwed it up.
Here I go.
Or at the end, ladies and gentlemen, live from the belly of the beast.
I just want everybody out there to know that my son's been the governor.
He's had experience, and now he's the president.
Live from Austin, Texas, ladies and gentlemen.
It's hardcore, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm screwing up.
There's people watching.
Ah, son of a bitch.
I'm gonna do it this time.
Friggin' from Austin, Texas, the belly of the beast, ladies and gentlemen.
Just say it, do it.
I don't need to relight this.
You don't need the damp side.
You don't need it.
You don't need it.
That's throwing you up.
Yeah, don't use the cigarette.
You don't need the prop.
You got the mask.
It's enough of a prop.
Just do it.
Ready?
All right.
Rolling.
Well, we're here in Austin, Texas.
My son, the governor, is the president now.
And while I just hope everybody enjoys four years of living hell live from Austin, Texas, right from the central Texas belly of the beast.
It's hardcore information warfare in your face.
No holds bar.
No compromise.
It's Joe Rogan live.
Live from Austin, Texas.
No, you'll know who you are that way.
Gotcha.
Ready?
Rolling.
Live.
I said, we did that later.
I'll do it this time.
Well, how do I start?
Start with what was I saying earlier?
No hardcore, no in your face, no edgy.
He's not hardcore.
He's not in your face.
And he's not edgy.
All right, here we go.
Ready?
Well, not say it was good the first time.
Oh, you just made a bunch of shit up.
I don't know.
Just leave it.
Just fucking dance around with me and then pull your mask off and just point at the camera and go.
And go, ladies and gentlemen, live from Austin, Texas, the belly of the beast.
Ready?
Rolling.
Compromise, right?
Yeah.
No compromise in your face.
Truth with no compromise.
Yeah, but no in your face.
Stay away from the inner face.
And no edgy.
Here we go.
Here we go.
You be dancing.
Rolling.
I hope you're ready because it's no compromise, ladies and gentlemen.
One day closer to victory.
Live from Austin, Texas, the belly of the beast.
It's Joe Rogan.
That was pretty good.
Truth with no compromises.
All right, here we go.
Here we go.
Rolling.
Not gonna do it.
Not gonna do it.
But we're gonna do it.
No compromises.
Truth all the way.
100% nuclear pump and brain damage.
It's Joe Rogan, live from Austin, Texas, the belly of the beast.
Don't you fuck with me, you fucking Chinese people.
Don't you fuck with me.
Hi.
Pull it up again.
Rowling!
Buckle up, ladies and gentlemen.
It's truth with no compromises.
Fuck, I screwed up.
I'll do it this time.
Belly of the beast, Joe Rogan.
I'm sure I can see both of y'all's faces during the whole thing.
Buckle up, ladies and gentlemen!
It's truth with no compromises.
Live from Austin, Texas, the belly of the beast.
It's Joe Rogan.
Yes!
Yeah!
That was the best one.
Hold on, we're gonna do one more time.
Buckle it up.
Buckle up, ladies and gentlemen.
Truth with no compromises.
Live from Austin, Texas, the belly of the beast.
Let me catch my breath.
Ready?
Lopping.
Rolling.
Buckle up, ladies and gentlemen.
It's truth with no compromises.
Live from Austin, Texas.
He's rolling.
Let's do it, baby.
Oh, God.
Buckle up, ladies and gentlemen.
It's truth with no compromises.
Live from the belly of the beast, Austin, Texas.
It's Joe Rogan.
That's pretty fucking awesome.
That was great.
All right.
That was good.
Yeah.
Those are the best eggs.
That's it, dude.
I think we got it.
That's it.
Look at this.
Yeah, it falls.
Get this spinning.
Get this spinning.
Wait.
Yeah, and we'll take that and we'll face it into the shadow.