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Almost No Audience
00:04:25
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| So Howard Stern is going to have his show canceled on Sirius XM. | |
| Doesn't matter. | |
| Almost no one listens to it. | |
| It's like Stephen Colbert. | |
| Stern, when he got his contract in 2006 for all that money, it still had a tiny audience. | |
| But now it has almost no audience. | |
| Endorsed by Hillary Clinton, he endorses Hillary Clinton. | |
| The guy is a joke. | |
| His blue-collar audience he had back when he was on radio, and he was big then, doesn't want to hear that crap. | |
| And so, you know, Howard Stern was always a geek. | |
| And by geek, I mean the old term for geek was people that did like bite the heads off bats and stuff. | |
| I mean, he would just, you know, sit there and try to be shocking. | |
| And then he just became somebody that said, I'm glad people are dying of COVID that didn't take the shot and take the shot. | |
| We should lock people up that don't take it. | |
| Like Arnold Schwarzenegger, screw your freedom. | |
| These people are beyond dinosaurs. | |
| And so you've got all these ancient boomers, even older, that are all dead now, that thought Howard Stern was a big star. | |
| They gave him that contract in 2006. | |
| But in the last decade, it was just the establishment pretending they still had an audience and a facade. | |
| But now none of the advertisers will advertise because, I mean, Howard Stern was lucky to have like 100,000 listeners a day. | |
| Look at the numbers in the last few years. | |
| Local nothing talk shows in big cities have that. | |
| I mean, I've got conservatively 50 million listeners and viewers a day, very conservatively. | |
| And of course, back in 2016, 17, I had the biggest show, English-speaking show in the world for all the censorship. | |
| I mean, Joe Rogan has 50 million viewers a day right now, consistently every day. | |
| So to say that Stern's show was canceled was already canceled by no one watching. | |
| They could pretend it was a show. | |
| Him and Robin quivers, you know, he sells unapproved supplements unapproved by the FDA. | |
| It's a 96 law called the Grass Act. | |
| They have jurisdiction over it. | |
| Whole Foods and everywhere else is full of supplements. | |
| GNC, because they work. | |
| You know, turmeric, methylene blue, vitamin C. He's like, oh, I'm a scammer, but we should all take our experimental mRNA shot. | |
| So Stern was a has-been a long time ago. | |
| But his cancellation this fall is just emblematic of how they propped up these facades. | |
| And, you know, the best part of his show the last six, seven, eight years is when they do those parodies with the puppets. | |
| And I post some of those here below. | |
| That's actually pretty funny. | |
| And, you know, I listened to him in high school and stuff. | |
| And I was, I first got on radio in 96. | |
| He was the morning show. | |
| And I, you know, a lot of it was boring. | |
| Some of it funny. | |
| But since the late 90s, I'm listenable. | |
| So everybody's like, oh, he's canceled. | |
| And some of my crew today said, hey, we're going to reach out to XM and try to get you back on there now that Stern's gone. | |
| And I said, you guys can do that if you want. | |
| But I mean, we didn't have a big audience on the next time we were on there. | |
| We had one of the bigger audiences for them, but I was like, sure, go ahead. | |
| But it's like trying to dig up dinosaur bones and trying to reanimate them or something. | |
| I mean, this isn't Jurassic Park. | |
| So corporate media is a joke. | |
| Look, I knew this 20 years ago. | |
| I'd go on some 10,000-what AM station with a popular local talk show host, and I'd plug one of my films or one of my books. | |
| And on some local show that had a big audience, I'd see 500,000 orders come in for three-minute interview. | |
| That's a gauge of the audience. | |
| And then I'd go on Stern, I mean, even 15, 20 years ago, and sold 500 videos, 500 DVDs. | |
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Decades Of Decline
00:03:18
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| It's just like, what? | |
| I mean, it was a small audience then. | |
| It's non-existent now. | |
| So he celebrated, in fact, the video below is just one example that a fan posted today, InfoWars fan. | |
| He's like, oh, Alex Jones is on with us with his puppet. | |
| And he goes, sorry, you don't have an audience. | |
| No one listens to you. | |
| And even then when he did that like six, seven years ago, I had 30 times, 50 times the audience again. | |
| So it's like pretending, oh, you're Howard Stern and oh, you're Arnold Schwarzenegger. | |
| They're dinosaurs, people. | |
| They're dinosaurs. | |
| And Trump's 79, he still thinks, he said during the campaign, why podcasts are giving a run for the money of the networks. | |
| And, you know, it's true. | |
| For boomers, still they watch corporate media and that's it. | |
| And they're all dying. | |
| So AI, all the stuff coming out, this is the real age of hardcore competition. | |
| People like Stern are just sad jokes. | |
| And it was really pathetic to see him go from the so-called shock jock free speech guy and how he's censored and stuff for making fart jokes to Mr. Censorship, Mr. Pro Lockdown. | |
| The guy is, again, a case one example of what not to be. | |
| So Howard Stern, the Democrats have to sue me to try to shut me down because my audience is so big, people want it. | |
| Nobody wants you. | |
| So I just thought I would point out that this isn't your tombstone today of relevancy. | |
| Your tombstone was decades ago. | |
| People just hadn't figured it out yet. | |
| It's like you've woken up in your coffin six feet under decades after you got irrelevancy. | |
| You woke up dead. | |
| And it's pathetic. | |
| You're so self-important. | |
| And your collapse is emblematic. | |
| Hollywood's gone. | |
| It's all gone. | |
| It's all a joke. | |
| It's beautiful. | |
| This is the great awakening, Stern. | |
| And you sat back and celebrated my censorship and the attacks on me and others. | |
| And the pit you dug for us is now the political, cultural, relevancy grave you're in. | |
| Truly pathetic, truly sick. | |
| They knew decades ago you didn't have an audience. | |
| But now your lack of audience then is a great audience compared to what you got now. | |
| And they knew you were a fraud, but they could still sell boomer executives on advertising with you. | |
| Now that doesn't work anymore because most of the boomers are dead or have one leg in the grave. | |
| Just like you. | |
| You keep taking your mRNA shot, Stern. | |
| You keep making fun of Eric Clapping, almost killed by the shot. | |
| The 30 million dead from the shot. | |
| You just keep being withauci. | |
| You just keep promoting it. | |
| You just keep loving it. | |