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| I'm doing this short video just because it's so funny. | |
| All the incels or whatever you are out there that saw the below live stream we did from Barton Springs today in central Austin after hiking eight miles to it in the 90 degree humid heap and then getting in the water for 30 minutes and doing a live stream. | |
| And like half the comments say, you guys are gay. | |
| And oh look, Ian Carroll's wearing black shorts like you. | |
| You've matched your shorts. | |
| You ever been out jogging or exercising? | |
| Probably half the dude's wearing black shorts, you weird ass. | |
| And yes, I'm here to defend myself so no one thinks I'm gay. | |
| No, I'm here to talk about you. | |
| The fact that that's what you're thinking about. | |
| Do you have any idea how many women love Sean Johnson? | |
| I'm good friends with him. | |
| Now he's got a fiance and stuff, so he behaves himself. | |
| You know how many ladies like in Carol? | |
| And look, I'm no slouch. | |
| I'm married and all the rest of it. | |
| But it's just like you have three masculine men in curls like seven feet tall. | |
| And we just hike eight miles through the heat so we can then get in that spring. | |
| And we're multitasking and say, hey, let's shoot a live stream. | |
| And then half the comments aren't about this giant object coming out of the solar system. | |
| It isn't an alien craft or whatever. | |
| Or all the hardcore Thomas we're talking about. | |
| It's, oh, look, we're gay. | |
| So, and quite frankly, this will just go viral and get more people to actually focus on real issues. | |
| But it is really, really sad that we live in, like, you know, idiocracy. | |
| Remember idiocracy? | |
| You know, he wakes up 300 years later or whatever. | |
| And everybody's IQs have dropped like 50 points. | |
| And he's just simply explaining he was, you know, in a time capsule and stuff. | |
| It's a fan animation. | |
| He, the dumbest thing he put in prison. | |
| Because he can talk. | |
| Because he's articulate. | |
| They go, he talks like fag. | |
| They're at the free spot. | |
| That's the spillway over there. | |
| I don't want to pay the five bucks for ever going in just because it's better there at the spillway. | |
| You know, go in and watch the Labrador retrievers catch balls and seeing the fish swim around and snapping turtles and stuff. | |
| It's fun. | |
| And then there's all these ladies there. | |
| And you know, I'm happily in my life so I don't need any ladies, but you know when we got out of the water we had some nice ladies come over and that's what we were up doing. | |
| They were nice young ladies. | |
| And we said, hey, we gotta go. | |
| And then we hiked back and Ian and Sean got in their cars and drove to his podcast, Sean's podcast, see? | |
| They get some new interviewers. | |
| And that's the story. | |
| So, you know where Sean Johnson comes from? | |
| He's a long-time Navy SEAL, Navy SEAL trainer, demolition expert. | |
| And, you know, he works with Joe Rogan. | |
| That's how I'm going for five years. | |
| And Joe said about a year ago, you're a fat ass. | |
| And we were out at dinner. | |
| And he's, you know, we talked about Sean training me. | |
| And here I am. | |
| So that's the guy I work out with seven days a week when he's here in town. | |
| And today he said, we're doing a hike in the heat. | |
| And I said, yes, sir. | |
| So, yeah, we're real gay. | |
| Now, again, those of you need to get out, stop watching Netflix and stuff, and need to understand that men together out exercising and getting in a water hole and shooting a video about the globalists if that's gay well then you got something wrong with you okay you need to get out more you need to understand that so this is what it's all about being in shape to take on the globalists and I just want to encourage | |
| all you guys to get out more be really good for you all the studies show makes you healthier happier better i was a big outdoors guy over the years that's where i stopped doing it so i know misery loves company and everything but um you don't even need to be miserable. | |
| You don't need to live in theocracy. | |
| You don't need to do that kind of stuff, okay? | |
| Okay. | |
| So I'll imagine those of you all calling us gay. | |
| You've been married twice, you got four kids, you've recently taken down the New World Order. | |
| I know you're manly. | |
| Can you tell me how I'm unmanly? | |
| So maybe in the comments below you could teach me, you could teach me how to be a man. | |
| I just went and did two and a half hours live on a Saturday Emergency Show posted above. | |
| Covered some really important issues some really powerful things on Palantir and on the big court ruling that BlackRock's in big trouble for trying to shut down U.S. industry big ruling in Texas a lot of important manly things not criticizing men in the arena men get in the arena they've got all the criticisms why don't you come up with something better than gay okay and again I wonder why that's on your mind so | |
| much I would probably imagine you're intimidated by by women and you're probably not even gay. | |
| You probably just sit there in your coffin apartment talking shit. | |
| I'm mad at you. | |
| I'm baiting you to see if you can grow up and get out of your suspended animation, get out of your terrestrial development. | |
| Okay? | |
| I'm going to title this video This is so gay. |
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