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| I'm doing this short video just because it's so funny. | |
| All the incels or whatever you are out there that saw the below live stream we did from Barton Springs today in central Austin after hiking eight miles to it in the 90-degree humid heat and then getting in the water for 30 minutes and doing a live stream. | |
| And like half the comments say, you guys are gay. | |
| And oh look, Ian Carroll's wearing black shorts like you. | |
| You've matched your shorts. | |
| You ever been out jogging or exercising? | |
| Probably half the dude's wearing black shorts, you weirdos. | |
| And yes, I'm here to defend myself so no one thinks I'm gay. | |
| No, I'm here to talk about you. | |
| The fact that that's what you're thinking about. | |
| Do you have any idea how many women love Sean Johnson? | |
| I'm good friends with him. | |
| Now he's got a fiancé and stuff, so he keeps himself. | |
| You know how many ladies like Ian Carroll? | |
| And look, I'm no slouch. | |
| I'm married and all the rest of it. | |
| But it's just like you have three masculine men and girls like seven feet tall. | |
| And we just hike eight miles through the heat so we can then get in that spring and we're multitasking and say, hey, let's shoot a live stream. | |
| And then it, half the comments aren't about this giant object coming out of the solar system. | |
| It isn't, you know, alien craft or whatever. | |
| Or all the hardcore Tabbas we're talking about. | |
| It's, oh, look, we're gay. | |
| So, and quite frankly, you know, this will just go viral. | |
| We'll get more people to actually focus on real issues. | |
| But it is really, really sad that we live in like, you know, idiocracy. | |
| Remember idiocracy? | |
| He wakes up 300 years later or whatever, and everybody's IQs have dropped like 50 points. | |
| And he's just simply explaining he was, you know, in a time capsule and stuff and spent animation. | |
| He doesn't be put in prison because he can talk because he's articulate. | |
| They go, he talks like fag. | |
| And it's just, it's just hilarious, actually. | |
| But, you know, you guys out there that think any guys out of those pools swimming around are gay, you might actually want to go to Barton Springs sometimes. | |
| They're at the free spot. | |
| That's the Spillway over there. | |
| I don't want to pay the five bucks wherever we go in just because it's better there at the Skillway. | |
| You know, going to watch the Labrador Retrievers catch balls and seeing the fish swim around and the snapping turtles and stuff. | |
| It's fun. | |
| And then there's all these ladies there. | |
| And, you know, I'm happily in my life, so I don't need any ladies. | |
| But, you know, when we got out of the water, we had some nice ladies come over and that's what we were doing. | |
| They were nice young ladies. | |
| And we said, hey, we got to go. | |
| And then we hike back. | |
| And Ian and Sean got in their cars and drove to his podcast, Sean's podcast. | |
| See? | |
| That gets millions of viewers. | |
| And that's the story. | |
| So, you know where Sean Johnson comes from? | |
| He's a longtime Navy SEAL, Navy SEAL trainer, demolitions expert. | |
| And he works with Joe Rogan, and that's how I'm going for five years. | |
| And Joe said about a year ago, you're a fat ass. | |
| And we were out at dinner, and he's, you know, we talked about Sean training me. | |
| And here I am. | |
| So that's the guy I work out with seven days a week when he's here in town. | |
| And today he said, we're doing a hike in the heat. | |
| And I said, yes, sir. | |
| So, yeah, we're real gay. | |
| Now, again, those of you who need to get out, stop watching Netflix and stuff, and need to understand that men together out exercising and getting in a water hole and shooting a video about the globalists. | |
| If that's gay, well, then you got something wrong with you, okay? | |
| You need to get out more. | |
| You need to understand that. | |
| So, this is what it's all about. | |
| Being in shape to take on the globalists. | |
| And I just want to encourage all you guys to get out more. | |
| Be really good for you. | |
| All the studies show makes you healthier, happier, better. | |
| I was a big outdoors guy over the years. | |
| That's where I stopped doing it. | |
| So, I know misery loves company and everything, but you don't need to be miserable. | |
| You don't need to live in idiocracy. | |
| You don't need to do that kind of stuff, okay? | |
| All right. | |
| So, I imagine those of you all calling us gay, you've been married twice, you got four kids, maybe recently taken down the new world order. | |
| I know you're manly. | |
| Can you tell me how I'm unmanly? | |
| So, maybe in the comments below, you could teach me, you could teach me how to be a man. | |
| I just went and did two and a half hours live on a Saturday emergency show, posted above. | |
| Covered some really important issues, some really powerful things on Palantir and on the big court ruling that BlackRock's in big trouble for trying to shut down U.S. industry, big ruling in Texas. | |
| A lot of important, manly things. | |
| Not criticizing men in the arena. | |
| Men get in the arena. | |
| They're going to call criticisms. | |
| Why don't you come up with something better than gay? | |
| Okay? | |
| All right. | |
| And again, I wonder why that's on your mind so much. | |
| I would probably imagine you're intimidated by women. | |
| And you're probably not even gay. | |
| You probably just sit there in your coffin apartment talking shit. | |
| I'm not mad at you. | |
| I'm baiting you. | |
| To see if you can grow up and get out of your suspended animation, get out of your terrestrial development. | |
| All right? | |
| I'm in the title of this video, This Is So Gay. |
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