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| I'm doing this short video just because it's so funny. | |
| Um all the incels or whatever you are out there that saw the below live stream we did from Barton Springs today in central Austin after hiking eight miles to it in the nine-degree humid heap and then uh getting in the water for 30 minutes and doing a live stream, and like half the comments say you guys are gay, and oh look, Ian Carroll's wearing black shorts like you. | |
| You matched your shorts. | |
| You ever been out jogging or exercising? | |
| Probably half the dudes wearing black shorts, you weirdos. | |
| And yes, I I'm here to defend myself so no one thinks I'm gay. | |
| No, I'm here to talk about you. | |
| The fact that that's what you're thinking about. | |
| You have any idea uh uh how many women love Sean Johnson. | |
| I'm good friends with him. | |
| Now he's got a fiance and stuff, so he behaved himself. | |
| You know how many ladies like uh Ian Carroll? | |
| And look, I'm no slouch, you know, I'm married and all the rest of it, but uh it's just like you have three masculine men girls like seven feet tall, and we just hike eight miles through the heat, so we can then get in that spring, | |
| and we're multitasking and say, hey, let's shoot a live stream, and then it half the comments aren't about this giant object coming in the solar system and isn't you know alien craft or whatever, or all the hardcore topics we're talking about. | |
| It's oh look, we're gay. | |
| So quite frankly, you know, this will just go viral, get more people to actually focus on religious. | |
| But it is really really sad that we live in like you know, idiocracy. | |
| Remember idiocracy, you know, he he's wakes up 300 years later or whatever, and everybody's IQs have dropped like 50 points, and he's just simply explaining he was you know in a time capsule and stuff and spent animation put in prison because he can talk because he's articulate, they go talk like it's just it's just hilarious actually. | |
| Um but uh you know you guys out there that uh think any guys out of those pools swimming around are gay, you might actually want to go to Barton Springs sometimes. | |
| They're at the free spot, that's the spillway over there. | |
| I don't want to pay the five bucks for everyone just because it's better than spillway, you know, going to watch the Labrador Retrievers catch balls and seeing the fish swimming around and the snapping turtles and stuff, it's fun, and then there's all these ladies there. | |
| And you know, I'm I'm you know happily in my life, so I don't need any ladies, but you know when we got out of the water, we had some nice ladies come over, and that's what we were up doing. | |
| They were nice young ladies, and we said, hey, we gotta go. | |
| And then we hike back, and Ian and uh Sean got in their cars and drove to his podcast, Sean's podcast, see that gets millions of viewers. | |
| And that's the story. | |
| So, you know where Sean Johnson comes from, he's a longtime Navy SEAL, Navy SEAL trainer, demolitions expert, and uh you know he uh works with Joe Roggan, and that's how I've known him for five years. | |
| And Joe said about a year ago, you're a fat ass, and we were out at dinner, and he's you know, we talked about Sean training me and here I am. | |
| So that's the guy I work out with seven days a week when he's here in town, and today he said we're doing a hike in the heat. | |
| And I said, yes, sir. | |
| So uh yeah, we're real gay. | |
| Now, again, those of you need to get out, stop watching Netflix and stuff, and need to understand that men together out exercising and getting in a water hole and shooting a video about the globalists, if that's gay, well then you got something wrong with you, okay? | |
| You need to get out more. | |
| You need to understand that. | |
| So this is what it's all about being in shape to take on the globalists, and I just want to encourage all you guys to get out more. | |
| Be really good for you. | |
| All the study show makes you healthier, happier, better. | |
| I was a big outdoors guy about the years, that's where I stopped doing it. | |
| So I know misery loves company and everything, but um, you don't need to be miserable. | |
| You don't need to live in the occasion, You don't need to do that kind of stuff, okay? | |
| Alright. | |
| So I imagine those of you all calling us gay. | |
| You've been married twice, you got four kids. | |
| Have you racely taken down the new world order? | |
| I know you're manly. | |
| You tell me how I'm not manly. | |
| So maybe in the comments below, you could teach me. | |
| You could teach me how to be a man. | |
| I just went and did two and a half hours live on a Saturday emergency show posted above. | |
| Cover some really important issues, some really powerful things on Palantir and on the big court ruling that BlackRock's in big trouble for trying to shut down U.S. industry. | |
| Big ruling in Texas. | |
| A lot of important manly things. | |
| Not criticizing men in the arena. | |
| Men get in the arena. | |
| Why don't you come up with something better than gay? | |
| Okay? | |
| Alright. | |
| And again, I wonder why that's on your mind so much. | |
| I would probably imagine you're intimidated by women, and you're probably not even gay. | |
| You probably just sit there in your coffin apartment talking shit. | |
| I'm not mad at you. | |
| I'm baiting you. | |
| To see if you can grow up and get out of your suspended animation, get out of your arrested development. | |
| Alright? | |
| I'm gonna title this video. | |
| This is so gay. |
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