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The Greatest Ring Toss Champion
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| Ladies and gentlemen, you're about to see something that no one has ever seen in history. | |
| You're about to see the skill I have to never miss a ring toss with one throw. | |
| It's one of the hardest carnival games in the world. | |
| With a technique I have, this is an Olympic sport, I would be the greatest champion in history. | |
| I would be the Hercules of this, okay? | |
| You know me, folks. | |
| I don't make claims that I deliver, all right? | |
| You're about to see the top... | |
| Ring tosser in the universe. | |
| I'm going to show you regular folks' techniques and why they fail, okay? | |
| See that? | |
| See? | |
| It's failing. | |
| I mean, it's just, you just can't do it. | |
| But, when you use this technique, you cannot lose one toss! | |
| Look at that! | |
| Oh, it still didn't get any. | |
| Oh my God! | |
| Oh I did, I got one! | |
| I got two! | |
| The Federal Reserve does it, and the Rothschilds and Rockefellers, they have unlimited money, and they loan to themselves 0% interest, and then enslave the planet. | |
| But with carbon taxes, it gets even better. | |
| Taxing you, your right to breathe. | |
| You're the carbon they want to reduce. | |
| So that's how the ultra-rich control the planet, is they don't play with the same rules as us. | |
| Kind of like Captain Kirk and Star Trek, you know, cheating to pass the test. | |
| But if the other one was cheating, the other one's winning. | |
| We'll see you live at Relox Jones on X. And while it's still around, at fullwords.com. | |