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| Ladies and gentlemen, major scientific news just got announced. | |
| A huge discovery of one of the largest bodies of water on Earth was just announced. | |
| And I have been sent here to debut it to you. | |
| This is so incredible. | |
| This is science. | |
| And you don't question science, like Dr. Fauci said. | |
| Science means not questioning. | |
| And this is political science you're about to see. | |
| Ladies and gentlemen, the U.S. government, our leader, just discovered one of the largest bodies of water on Earth and planted the flag. | |
| Let me show you right now. | |
| Come with me. | |
| It's the first time you're ever going to see this in your life. | |
| Look how gorgeous it is. | |
| Look at it. | |
| It is the Gulf of America World Ocean. | |
| The entire planet's ocean. | |
| In fact, the planet Earth is now named USA. | |
| Behold, the Gulf of America. | |
| And it is only the beginning of our worldwide ocean. | |
| It's not us, it's the Chacoms. | |
| We're going to have World Chacom Ocean. | |
| We're not going to have the Chinese flag and winning things. | |
| No. Look at it. | |
| I'm about to... | |
| I'm going to be the first American to enter the planetary American Ocean. | |
| The American Ocean is ours! | |
| Yes! Mine! | |
| All Americans! | |
| The American Gulf of Mexico, right? | |
| It is the American. | |
| Look at this! |
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