| Time | Text |
|---|---|
| Charlotte just had the idea for the next truck giveaway. | |
| What's it gonna be? | |
| It's gonna be Cybertruck. | |
| From Cybertron. | |
| Welcome Megatron. | |
| I am Unicron. | |
| I have summoned you here for a purpose. | |
| Nobody summons Megatron. | |
| But it pleases me to be the first. | |
| These are my commands. | |
| Destroy the Autobot matrix of leadership. | |
| It is the one thing, the only thing that stands in my way. | |
| Look at this team! | |
| You missed your calling as a voice actor. | |
| How is... | |
| Yeah, John's missed his calling. | |
| How is Charlotte doing? | |
| Great, great. | |
| We're trying to keep her busy. | |
| I have a new apprentice, younger and more powerful. | |
| You can't win Darth Vader. | |
| Give me that! | |
| You are a moron. | |
| I don't want to be filmed. | |
| Oh, you're going on X? Oh, you need to get a talking dude from the frog. | |
| Charlotte, your father is doing good work. | |
| He's trying to teach you. | |
| Please, Charlotte. | |
| Charlotte, stop being mean. | |
| How many frogs do I want? | |
| 10,000. | |
| Look! | |
| That's disrespecting a straight frog. |