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| Time | Text |
|---|---|
| Okay, I gotta probably go render aid. | |
| This is totally insane. | |
| I'm driving home. | |
| I've only driven about five miles. | |
| I've never seen anything like this in my life. | |
| Twice. | |
| Cars going down the wrong side of a major highway. | |
| Cars jumping curbs. | |
| I saw another wreck across the road. | |
| And then right here, I turned in here when I saw it. | |
| I just saw two cars. | |
| A car came shooting out down the wrong road. | |
| Across and hit another car at about 100 miles an hour. | |
| I mean, I mean, this is insane. | |
| Society's been crazy. | |
| It's all because of the Super Bowl. | |
| Damn gladiatorial event. | |
| I mean, this is like, I've seen, actually, there's wrecks all over the place. | |
| I mean, this just happened like one minute ago. | |
| I just pulled over. | |
| Holy hell. | |
| Red and circuses, man. | |
| Surprised we weren't dead. | |
| Call 911? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, it's me. | |
| How you doing? | |
| I just literally saw people going down the wrong side twice. | |
| I saw another wreck down the road, but people already pulled over. | |
| And then I saw this car come shooting. | |
| Did you see it? | |
| No, I'm right here. | |
| I was pulling through here. | |
| It almost hit me. | |
| The car comes shooting across here the wrong way. | |
| This must be some, you know, some kind of game or something. | |
| Yeah. | |
| They're telling us that they're coming in. | |
| Hey, I'm shooting this. | |
| This is news. | |
| I've seen massive wrecks all over the place here. | |
| It's the Super Bowl and it's a bunch of dumbasses. | |
| It's part of the history of society. | |
| So why do you come over to me when I'm talking about teenagers and run your fucking mouth? | |
| I'm just saying, it's the teens. | |
| Relax, Alex. | |
| I recognize you. | |
| I don't give a shit. | |
| You can just relax. | |
| No, no, I'm not relaxing. | |
| I almost got hit on down there down the road. | |
| Well, that's bad. | |
| That's not good. | |
| Okay, good. | |
| All right. | |
| Alright, I'm not trying to be a jerk, just, you know. | |
| Right for peace, folks. | |
| A lot of evil in this country. | |
| A lot of hysteria. |
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