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| I'm trying to be nice. | |
| You know, I'm working hard to be nice. | |
| He was begging for my endorsement. | |
| I could have said, Mitt, drop to your knees. | |
| He would have dropped to his knees. | |
| He put glasses on so people will think he's smart. | |
| It just doesn't work. | |
| You know, people can see through the glass. | |
| I'll make three or four major speeches. | |
| She makes a speech for 15 minutes. | |
| She goes home, goes to bed. | |
| We live off Chinese manufacturing. | |
| That's because when you say we, you are stupid. | |
| If you are receiving this transmission, you are the resistance. | |
| Stand up and be counted for what you are about to receive. | |
| It's the bounty of the free market and the renaissance and classical liberalism. | |
| So stand up and be counted for what you are about to receive. | |
| We are the dealers. | |
| We'll give you everything you need. | |
| Which is you. | |
| And your family with God, not the state, not the system. | |
| Joel Gilbert joins us for the balance of the hour. | |
| At the end of the hour, we have something very special for Conan O'Brien, a little music video I put together because he's been out virtue signaling in one little tiny area at a private resort in Haiti that's all heavily guarded, saying, oh, it's wonderful, no problems here, when the whole island is a leftist money laundering pit where they keep it in poverty on purpose, but that's a whole other issue. | |
| Here is the trailer for the powerful new film, available at infowarsstore.com. | |
| Trump, the art of the insult, directed by the amazing director, Joel Gilbert. | |
| Here is the trailer. | |
| Call women you don't like. | |
| Fat pigs, dogs, slobs. | |
| Only Rosie O'Donnell. | |
| And they said that wasn't politically correct. | |
| Who cares? | |
| You haven't been called. | |
| Go back to Univision. | |
| I think Jeb is a nice person. | |
| He's very low energy. | |
| I'm not used to that kind of a person. | |
| Throw him out. | |
| Throw him out into the cold. | |
| Don't give him their coat. | |
| No coat. | |
| L-Y-I-N apostrophe. | |
| Lion 10. I have never seen a human being eat in such a disgusting fashion. | |
| The most dishonest human beings. | |
| These people right here. | |
| Look at all the cameras. | |
| So disgusting. | |
| This socialist slash communist. | |
| Crazy bird. | |
| He's crazy as a man, bud. | |
| Who, Pocahontas? | |
| The Indians. | |
| Very offensive. | |
| I'm sorry about that. | |
| Pocahontas? | |
| Crooked Hillary. | |
| Crooked Hillary, fuck. | |
| She's been crooked from the beginning. | |
| Crooked Hillary. | |
| Politicians are really dishonest. | |
| Donald Trump alleges that my dad was involved in assassinating JFK. This had nothing to do with me, except I might have pointed it out. | |
| This guy was sweating so badly. | |
| Thank God he has really large ears, the biggest ears I've ever seen, because they were protecting him. | |
| I'm trying to be nice. | |
| You know, I'm working hard to be nice. | |
| He was begging for my endorsement. | |
| I could have said, Mitt, drop to your knees. | |
| He would have dropped to his knees. | |
| He put glasses on so people will think he's smart. | |
| It just doesn't work. | |
| You know, people can see through the glasses. | |
| I'll make three or four major speeches. | |
| She makes a speech for 15 minutes. | |
| She goes home, goes to bed. | |
| We live off Chinese manufacturing. | |
| That's because when you say we, you are stupid. | |
| Repeat after me. | |
| Donald, you're not going to be able to insult your way to the presidency. | |
| That's not going to happen. | |
| So help me God. | |
| Congratulations, Mr. President. | |
| We will make America great again. | |
| Go home to mommy. | |
| Tell her to tuck you in bed. | |
| And your mother is voting for Trump. | |
| ProWarsStore.com, ladies and gentlemen, get the new film. | |
| Very powerful. | |
| In fact, I've already watched it with my children. | |
| And I've explained to them that the globalists teach you to lay down, and when you stand up, it's bad. | |
| We don't throw the first punch. | |
| Verbally, physically, you name it. | |
| But when you throw the punch, when you do it, calling him a misogynist, a Nazi, well, you're Crooked Hillary. | |
| Or other people called him all sorts of horrible names, and he's a counterpuncher. | |
| Well, so am I. And I will sit there and insult these people all day long. | |
| I'm tired of laying down. | |
| What about you, Joel Gilbert? | |
| You've made a lot of amazing films. | |
| We've carried them all. | |
| We sell them all. | |
| They're all groundbreaking. | |
| But this one is fun and very, very celebratory. | |
| So congratulations on what you've done. | |
| It's really a special film. | |
| Thanks a lot. | |
| Look, I urge everyone, you've got to get this film in the Infowars.com store. | |
| First of all, you'll laugh. | |
| Non-stop the whole time. | |
| But more importantly, there's a lot of important lessons. | |
| You'll see how middle America fell in love with a Manhattan billionaire because he was the only one of the Republicans that was willing and capable of standing up to Hillary and the leftist media complex. | |
| Exactly. | |
| And he knew that we were talking like that at home. | |
| Absolutely. | |
| And he did it, don't forget, with a mix of truth and humor. | |
| That's why it stuck. | |
| When Megyn Kelly... | |
| Kind of started it off. | |
| She accused Trump of calling women fat pigs, slobs, and disgusting animals. | |
| He answered, only Rosie O'Donnell. | |
| And people laughed and laughed. | |
| Maybe a week later, Jorge Ramos kept interrupting him at a press conference, and Trump said, as you saw in the trailer, go back to Univision. | |
| People are thinking, go back to Mexico. | |
| And this is why he got so much heat and he didn't apologize. | |
| Trump never apologized. | |
| Well, imagine if you were a U.S. reporter in Mexico City in somebody's face telling the Mexicans what to do. | |
| They'd say, go back to El Norte, Yankee. | |
| That's right. | |
| And Trump... | |
| Took everybody on one by one. | |
| And if you mess with him, you usually didn't last in the Republican race more than two or three more weeks. | |
| And the media couldn't stand up to him either. | |
| So this film, 95 minutes of nonstop laughter, but you get to know Donald Trump. | |
| I thought I knew Trump. | |
| I studied Trump. | |
| I thought I knew him. | |
| Only when you see this all back to back, how he reacts from the heart. | |
| He speaks from the heart. | |
| He said what he said. | |
| He meant what he said. | |
| Even if it's a little inarticulate or doesn't quite make sense, people understood he was They say Trump's a fake. | |
| It's the opposite. | |
| And they'll kind of now admit it behind the scenes. | |
| They go, this guy's crazy. | |
| He really believes all this. | |
| Absolutely. | |
| And you'll see the genius of Trump. | |
| They say, oh, he's chaotic. | |
| He's just, you know, a sideshow. | |
| In fact... | |
| He controlled the entire media complex with very simple marketing ideas. | |
| Started out with Jeb Bush, had $120 million in the bank, and Trump thought of two words, low energy, low energy. | |
| And it was over. | |
| It was over because he branded him with this kind of funny and kind of true concept. | |
| And he went after them one by one. | |
| So when you see the film, you end up really understanding Trump as an authentic, patriotic American who will stand up for America and not... | |
| Take it anymore. | |
| And that's what people wanted. | |
| And now, one year later, they've got the government shutdown to try to take away from the celebration. | |
| But even the left's come back to CNN and said, look, we're all over the country. | |
| Everybody that's actually got their head in the real world knows Trump's not even a conservative. | |
| He's just an Americana guy, free market guy. | |
| And people want the prosperity, and they're really sick of this. | |
| Look, Trump started out his presidency. | |
| Usually, you're given a seven-month honeymoon. | |
| Trump got about seven seconds, and two million anti-democracy protesters took to the streets. | |
| They're back at it today, in the last couple of days. | |
| He's got the entire Democrat Party and media complex against him. | |
| And they use this term from the get-go, resistance. | |
| Now, we know resistance is a military term that was used by anti-Nazi partisans, by Hamas in the Middle East, the Islamist terrorists. | |
| It's meant to lead people to violence in the Antifa movement. | |
| And that's when we saw this James Hodgkinson came out and tried to murder all the Republican leadership when Steve Scalise was seriously injured. | |
| Which they admit. | |
| I mean, even the New York Times said, here's where they meet. | |
| Somebody could attack this and take the leadership out. | |
| Front page. | |
| This is what they're... | |
| Obama was using all kinds of messages, race-baiting. | |
| The top 1% have got all your money. | |
| There's an evil boogeyman. | |
| Obama told illegal aliens to vote. | |
| We're going to come back. | |
| Joel Gilbert's our guest. | |
| The new film is a must-see. | |
| It is hilarious and informative. | |
| You know, someone very profoundly once said many years ago that if fascism ever comes to America, it'll come in the name of liberalism. | |
| If you are receiving this transmission, you are the resistance. | |
| We're taking the conditioning! | |
| Infowars comes to mind. | |
| Alex Jones. | |
| There's a lot of controversy around this network about Alex Jones. | |
| Google is being accused of hiding negative stories about Hillary and her campaign by changing its algorithm to bury stories like the Clinton body count story. | |
| That's according to website Infowars. | |
| It sounds like it's confirmed there are at least two shooters with fully automatic weapons. | |
| Dr. Martin Luther King has been shot to death in Memphis, Tennessee. | |
| JFK was shot from the back and the front. | |
| It was almost as if it were a planned impulsion. | |
| It just pancaked. | |
| He took the babies out of incubators. | |
| Lucky jumping to die on a cold clock. | |
| I think this is a national security imperative. | |
| We have clear things that we do not understand how they work, operating in areas. | |
| That we can't control. | |
| UFOs. | |
| Is this global governance at last? | |
| Is it one world? | |
| The central bank is in charge. | |
| Israel claims the attack was accidental, but some former U.S. naval officers say it was on purpose. | |
| They described the day's action as part of a continuing cover-up. | |
| Russian intelligence compiled a dossier on Mr. Trump during visits to Moscow. | |
| Russian scum! | |
| Denied everything. | |
| He called it all fake news. | |
| And he accused CNN of being fake news. | |
| This is a national We are at war with Russia. | |
| Are you aware that Mr. Stone also stated publicly that he was in direct communication with Julian Assange and WikiLeaks? | |
| The White House and the President are citing InfoWars. | |
| They can shut us down. | |
| You're next. | |
| If you are receiving this transmission, you are the resistance. | |
| It's Alex Jones. | |
| Support this network, and not only support us, but trigger the verified libtards on Twitter. | |
| They had an absolute meltdown a few days ago. | |
| They found an ad that I had cut for Brain Force, which, by the way, you should also get at InfoWarsStore.com. | |
| Always use the opportunity to promote it even more. | |
| They had a meltdown over an ad that I cut in April, and they found it like it was some secret, and they were like, oh my god, this is the funniest thing ever. | |
| So they literally had an autistic screeching fit over... | |
| An ad of me promoting Brain Force, which is a nootropic, which like literally half the people in Silicon Valley take, which everybody has their different brand of. | |
| Oh, but when InfoWars does it, it's bad and it's funny somehow. | |
| If that's the best they've got, we advertise products that got five-star independent reviews that you see right there on InfoWarsStore.com. | |
| Brain Force Plus. | |
| They had an absolute meltdown. | |
| It was hilarious. | |
| There you see. | |
| They wrote at Vice.com. | |
| Listen, if this is the best they've got against yours truly, I advertised Brain Force six months ago. | |
| Everybody in Silicon Valley takes some kind of nootropic. | |
| This isn't like some hokey snake oil. | |
| I mean, Joe Rogan built his entire podcast on selling his version of the exact same product. | |
| I'm going to go after Joe Rogan too. | |
| Absolutely incredible that they had all these massive hissy fits. | |
| Over me making an ad for Brain Force. | |
| Well, here I'm making another one right now. | |
| Gonna get triggered over this? | |
| Good. | |
| We'll sell even more bottles of it. | |
| You're literally making InfoWars and me money with your autistic hissy fits. | |
| Carry on with your autistic screeching because it's a lot funnier from my perspective. | |
| If that's all you've got, it's quite pathetic at this point. | |
| Get your Brain Force right now. | |
| Brain Force Plus. | |
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