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| Millie Weaver ran home real quick to take care of her son, but she's coming back. | |
| She's dressed up as an elf, or I guess Mrs. Claus. | |
| Yeah. | |
| We're joined by some Texans that work for Santa Claus. | |
| I believe in Obamacare. | |
| I believe that I didn't build my business. | |
| I believe communism works now. | |
| I'm trying to be more fair. | |
| I agree Google ought to censor everybody that's libertarian or patriotic and support North Korea. | |
| And so I believe in Santa Claus now. | |
| And now we've got Mimi and Shorty here that work for Santa Claus. | |
| I believe you're elves. | |
| I believe Main Street Media. | |
| We are elves. | |
| But I learned something. | |
| I mean, they told me Santa Claus is real and Obama and Hillary care about me. | |
| But I'm told you guys actually like President Trump. | |
| Yes. | |
| Well, Hillary does care about you. | |
| You know why she cares about you? | |
| She'll send you to big gods and you don't worry about you no more. | |
| Exactly. | |
| That's what, yeah, wow. | |
| Sorry to say, where was she at when those soldiers died in Big Asia? | |
| I don't want to say it because I'm going to end up dead, too. | |
| Well, you guys are amazing. | |
| Tell us, is Santa Claus a Trump supporter? | |
| Because I heard, actually, Santa Claus is Trump. | |
| He just shaved the beard off. | |
| Yeah, he is Trump. | |
| It's Trump. | |
| Just shaved off. | |
| Now, since I said he's Trump, he's going to say, you're fired. | |
| Wow. | |
| Well, listen, when I... I called you guys to come in from here at the North Pole in Texas, the global warming. | |
| I didn't know that you guys were Trump supporters. | |
| I mean, we didn't ask that, did we? | |
| No, we didn't. | |
| Well, you're here now. | |
| We're here now. | |
| Let me hear both your political views. | |
| Okay, see, I work for Santa, and since I said I'm not a Trump supporter, and I like Hillary better, he fired me, so now I'm in the South Pole. | |
| Uh-huh. | |
| He became the naughty one. | |
| Why is Hillary supporters of the naughty ones? | |
| Because he went against Trump. | |
| And get away with it. | |
| Or he'd be like Bill and he cheats on his wife and gets away with it. | |
| If you look what he did at the Oval Office when he says, I did not have sex with that woman. | |
| Who was underneath the desk at that time? | |
| Well, he lied. | |
| Well, no, he didn't lie to us. | |
| Santa Claus is real. | |
| Bill Clinton never lied to us. | |
| And the whole Russia investigation is true. | |
| Did you hear the Russians invaded Santa's workshop and killed everybody? | |
| That's why I had to go to the South Pole. | |
| The Russians tried to get the attack. | |
| They got rid of Christmas. | |
| They got rid of it. | |
| Is that why you guys are in Houston now? | |
| Vladimir Putin blew up Christmas? | |
| We're trying to bring everything back. | |
| I thought it was Hollywood trying to get rid of Christmas in the media, but it was the Russians. | |
| It was the Russians. | |
| You know why I was in Russia? | |
| I was tall and I was scaping and the Russians shot me in my legs. | |
| Damn Russians. | |
| They killed Santa Claus. | |
| They killed Mrs. Claus. | |
| And they killed Christmas. | |
| And they killed my girlfriend, too. | |
| She was a real pretty elf. | |
| Oh, man. | |
| Gorgeous. | |
| I thought Obama and the globalists wanted to end Christmas. | |
| But you're right. | |
| It's the Russians. | |
| It's the Russians and Trump. | |
| See, Obama's for Christmas. | |
| He's for everything. | |
| I know. | |
| He wants you to get the best health care, too. | |
| You guys are amazing. | |
| Yes. | |
| I want to get... | |
| Mimi, let's get your political views. | |
| You have some ideas about... | |
| Well, I have a political view. | |
| Michael Obama? | |
| Obama, but as you said, you know, Trump is a Santa Claus. | |
| Well, he sent me here something special to give to you. | |
| But see, something else, Trump's a devil, too. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Before you give me the presents, we're going to come back in a moment. | |
| Tell me... | |
| Tell me, Mimi, your view on Michael Michelle Obama. | |
| Come on, sit up here. | |
| Oh, Michael Michelle Obama, the one that is a male? | |
| Yeah, yeah, no, I'm asking. | |
| No, you brought this up at lunch without me. | |
| Oh, yes, I did, because everybody thought that that was a female. | |
| Oh, beautiful wife with that. | |
| But hello, you can see that through the dress, and it's got some big tumbawambas here. | |
| Hello. | |
| Who? | |
| Michelle Obama? | |
| And then she accidentally said Michael instead of Michelle. | |
| She said she's got some oompa oompa. | |
| Yeah, oompa oompa. | |
| I thought that was her baby. | |
| Have we got some wables for you? | |
| We've got a sausage and some eggs. | |
| Our name is Michael Baba. | |
| So spread your life. | |
| I made out with her. | |
| God, if she is not a man and a woman either, then she will be someone without a baby. | |
| Sorry. | |
| I made out with her, too. | |
| And now walks around as Michael. | |
| It's not Michelle no more. | |
| So give me your views, because, hey, nothing wrong with it. | |
| I think Michael Obama's a good-looking woman. | |
| How do you know she's a male? | |
| Have you seen it? | |
| Oh, they show pictures on it. | |
| No, but, I mean, there's one video. | |
| There's one video. | |
| Facebook, Google, they all say. | |
| You won't show it. | |
| It's her running out of the building, and she's either got two bags of marbles and a hot dog bouncing around her pants. | |
| Hey, marbles, you know what it is? | |
| It's a tennis ball. | |
| I'm just saying, can we show the video of Michelle Obama? | |
| We didn't even plan this, but she's coming out of the university. | |
| Okay, I'm going to tell you the truth about Michelle Obama. | |
| She is a man. | |
| Look. | |
| Look. | |
| See, he even grabs it. | |
| Even grabs it. | |
| I mean, let me tell you, I've seen a lot of adjustments in my life. | |
| A woman don't grab between the legs. | |
| That looks like a tally, you know what, to me. | |
| Okay, I'll tell you the truth. | |
| And we're not attacking transsexuals. | |
| The point is, if Obama, like, and they always say, I made this up. | |
| Joan Rivers said that she is a transsexual. | |
| I've been told on Facebook I can't say the other word. | |
| The other T word, even though they came up with it. | |
| And so I'm just saying, why be ashamed of the fact that we had a first transsexual? | |
| Can the elf tell you the truth, the elf male right here? | |
| I'm going to be honest with you. | |
| I don't think there's anything wrong with it. | |
| She is a man. | |
| You know how I know she's a man? | |
| She showed it to me. | |
| No, let's play her. | |
| We're going to play John Rivers before she died in a minute. | |
| But listen, I'm going to be honest. | |
| I'm literally a libertarian. | |
| What is wrong with the fact that Obama loved... | |
| A man that identified as a woman. | |
| What is wrong with that? | |
| I'm serious. | |
| Don't be hateful. | |
| Nothing's wrong with it. | |
| Why is the media so against us having the fact that we had a first transsexual- Hey, they're the best lovers too! | |
| We had a first transsexual first lady! | |
| Yay! | |
| I like it! | |
| I like it too! | |
| Damn right! | |
| Hey, it's just chocolate too! | |
| Woo! | |
| I like Michael Obama! | |
| Hey, it's just chocolate too! | |
| And I like chocolate. | |
| Exactly! | |
| There you go. | |
| Let me tell you. | |
| The word is old Obama ain't wearing pants. | |
| See, right there between the legs. | |
| But here's the question. | |
| I don't blame him. | |
| Well, I mean, Michael's nickname is the Piledriver. | |
| The Piledriver? | |
| Oh. | |
| Oh, I wonder why. | |
| Well, why don't you find out? | |
| I'm going that direction. | |
| Sorry. | |
| I'm a bad elf. | |
| You know, this is a live program, and it is family, but they're the ones that are doing it, and they say they can sexualize five-year-olds on Nickelodeon. | |
| We're not even going there, so I apologize. | |
| I want to keep it good. | |
| I'm a Christian myself, but at the same time... | |
| You know, let's hear from Joan Rivers from the grave. | |
| Right before, they said she had fire dumped down her throat during a routine procedure and was just dead right after she said this. | |
| And she was proud of it, too. | |
| Just like I'm proud of it. | |
| You can see right there the white pants, too. | |
| But it's okay, though. | |
| I mean, I think Hulk Hogan couldn't take out Michelle Obama. | |
| I mean, what's wrong with that? | |
| What is wrong? | |
| Why is the media so scared of an empowered transsexual as the First Lady? | |
| Why are they being bigoted? | |
| Here, let's hear from the bigot Joan Rivers. | |
| They always say, I said it. | |
| I'm proud like Joan Rivers. | |
| Hell, I'm going to admit it. | |
| I want to date Michelle Obama. | |
| I want her too. | |
| I want him now. | |
| Hey, you know why I want Michelle Obama? | |
| I'm admitting it. | |
| I'm coming out of the closet. | |
| I want him. | |
| Hey, you know why I want Michelle Obama? | |
| I don't have to get on my knees. | |
| I can stand up. | |
| Aha! | |
| Oh, boy. | |
| Okay, we got L from the North Pole. | |
| It's all real. | |
| Obamacare's free. | |
| Michelle's a man. | |
| Who knows? | |
| The point is, I think they may have run a PSYOP literally with, like, bags of marbles in there. | |
| All I'm saying is... | |
| You don't know what's in there until you find out. | |
| I'm just saying, I'm not packing a rocket launcher like that. | |
| I mean, I've had a lot of women hook up on me. | |
| It's scary. | |
| Literally, I've always been a libertarian. | |
| I just know I played Joan Rivers saying it when it happened. | |
| They were after me. | |
| And I'm not even anti any of that. | |
| Everybody knows I'm a libertarian. | |
| Why can't I? Look, we're going to play the Joan Rivers clip. | |
| You're not supposed to see. | |
| Here, let's go ahead. | |
| She's dead. | |
| She died right after this tape. | |
| Hell, maybe she deserved to die. | |
| We're talking about Michelle. | |
| I mean, I'm not saying that. | |
| We might die next. | |
| She might do an airstrike right here. | |
| Absolutely. | |
| Well, she's not the first. | |
| The transsexual, yeah, not anymore. | |
| She's not, anyways. | |
| Well, she knows Trump. | |
| She helped Trump get president. | |
| You know why? | |
| Well, I don't think, you think Melania? | |
| I think Melania's a woman. | |
| Why did Barack Obama call him out at that thing and says, you will not run for president. | |
| He runs for president and gets it. | |
| That's right. | |
| Let's go ahead and play Joan Rivers from the grave. | |
| Here we are. | |
| Mr. Rivers, how are you? | |
| You made a ton of news officiating the wedding in New York yesterday. | |
| Is this like a new cottage career move for you? | |
| I am so excited. | |
| And I should do very well because I don't show it. | |
| And do you think that the country will see the first, the United States will see the first gay president or the first woman president? | |
| Well, we already have it with Obama, so let's just calm down. | |
| Got it. | |
| You know Michelle is a tramp. | |
| I'm sorry, she's a what? | |
| A transgender. | |
| We all know. | |
| Oh, my gosh. | |
| Oh, gosh. | |
| It's okay. | |
| It's okay, yeah. | |
| Why don't respect that Obama and admit he was raised by a transsexual. | |
| Joan Rivers, even though she was famous for a fishing and gay wedding, she's a bad person because she says that word we won't say. | |
| Why not accept this and celebrate? | |
| I mean, they're already accepting it now. | |
| You can get married as transsexuals and other men and other women. | |
| Yeah, I know, but why not? | |
| Be married to one. | |
| Be married together. | |
| Just like man and woman. | |
| But here's the thing I always wondered though, when two men get married or two women get married, which one's a female in the relationship, which one's a male? | |
| Well saying, male or female's bad, those don't exist. | |
| Okay, then when they divorce, who gets what? | |
| Well, you know, they say that the lawyers for those couples charge triple. | |
| So, you know, that's in the news. | |
| You guys from Search Engine, gay marriage, lesbian marriage, triple charging, which is liberal. | |
| Don't say you're against it or you're not liberal. | |
| Seriously, I love it. | |
| I do too. | |
| I don't know why. | |
| And I'll be honest, transgender women, they got better looking boobies than other women do. | |
| All right, we got a family audience. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| Exactly, but see, they're going to call you a transphobe now because you're worshipping Michelle Obama. | |
| Oh, no. | |
| You're worshipping her. | |
| No. | |
| You're worshipping her. | |
| I ain't worshipping her. | |
| There it is, NBC News. | |
| For gay couples, divorce comes with extra costs. | |
| The lawyers start to triple. | |
| It's the extra cost. | |
| Do I lie? | |
| No, ladies and gentlemen, I don't. | |
| I don't lie either. | |
| I'm an elf. | |
| And you're a fan of our worship. | |
| That's right. | |
| Washington State University class bans offensive terms like male, female. | |
| Wow, isn't that good? | |
| I agree. | |
| Ban it. | |
| I'm in a free country. | |
| Ban male and female. | |
| Oh, I just said it. | |
| We can go to the same bathrooms together, too. | |
| Yay! | |
| Yeah. | |
| And like the CNN host Cuomo said, full-grown Megan, go in the shower with your small daughters. | |
| Oh, sick. | |
| No. | |
| I'm so hateful. | |
| No. | |
| Hateful. | |
| I don't want nobody to shower with my daughter like that. | |
| No. | |
| Ain't happening. | |
| I'll shoot them. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| That's so hateful. | |
| That's sick. | |
| Are you against Jeffrey Dahmer now? | |
| I think so. | |
| That's sick. | |
| I think so. | |
| Okay. | |
| Well, Mimi, we've heard some amazing things. | |
| Please, tell us more about your political views. | |
| What are your political stuff? | |
| My political stuff. | |
| I like Trump. | |
| Why do you like Trump? | |
| Well, Trump's got a lot going on. | |
| He's got to clear everything up. | |
| You know the secret? | |
| He's our first woman president. | |
| He had a sex change. | |
| Trump had a sex change. | |
| He was a woman. | |
| But he's still straightening us up, though. | |
| And it's going to be tight, and then we'll be out of it. | |
| She's a man. | |
| Hillary Clinton is. | |
| Hello. | |
| She gave a blowjob under the table, didn't she? | |
| No, that's Monica Linsky. | |
| Okay, let's go. | |
| Whoa, whoa, whoa. | |
| Family audience. | |
| Let me tell you something. | |
| Let's just stop right there. | |
| We're going to get off the subject. | |
| Let's get off sex stuff. | |
| Let's talk about something better. | |
| Even though they teach us the five-year-olds in school, we can't talk about it. | |
| So let's stop. | |
| We have Shorty, and that's your own name for yourself. | |
| Me being me, they'll say that. | |
| Jones makes fun of short people. | |
| And then, of course, we've got Mimi over here, the lovely Mimi. | |
| Oops, shouldn't say that. | |
| Can't tell a woman she's beautiful. | |
| Mimi, you're very lovely, Mimi. | |
| Mimi, watch out, Mimi. | |
| He had discrimination against me. | |
| He called me short. | |
| Yep, exactly. | |
| He didn't say the M word. | |
| You know what that is? | |
| No, don't say it. | |
| Midget. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| Oh, oh, oh, that's just so horrible. | |
| Oh, I just little people. | |
| How's that? | |
| I like it. | |
| I like little girls. | |
| Anyway, let's get serious. | |
| Hey. | |
| Give me your views. | |
| Mimi, what is the secret of the universe? | |
| Peace. | |
| There you go. | |
| How can you make peace? | |
| That's a question. | |
| Shorty? | |
| How can you make peace with everybody discriminating against you? | |
| For your sex, your side, how short, what color, everything. | |
| Don't let it get to you. | |
| Just move on. | |
| You're just as normal as anybody else. | |
| I was about to say, all the bad stuff that's happened to me, I make it like a victory and a celebration instead of a bad thing. | |
| You can make it like a movie. | |
| Make money off of it. | |
| You just take it in and go on and move on. | |
| Who cares what other people think? | |
| Peace is in within you. | |
| Just like Christmas. | |
| That is our new Guru Mimi, ladies and gentlemen. | |
| And again, if you're a radio listener, we have some great elves visiting us from the North Pole. | |
| Now, you were kind of an Andre the Giant, the Andre the Giant of elves. | |
| How tall are you, Shorty? | |
| Four foot five. | |
| You are a mountain man. | |
| And I can bitch press 265 and squat over 360 pounds. | |
| I believe you. | |
| So... | |
| And I show you my big guns. | |
| I believe it. | |
| Look at that. | |
| Yeah, that's right. | |
| I'm a stocky L2. You are big L2. I'll be like Paul Cogan. | |
| Now let's talk to Mimi. | |
| Mimi? | |
| I am four foot even and I only weigh 95 pounds. | |
| So I'm petite and kind and gentle. | |
| Well, I'm excited about this. | |
| I weigh 200. Close to 200. Really? | |
| How much am I? Oh, wow! | |
| 185. You're 185? | |
| Yeah, about 185. Really? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Wow. | |
| Guess how tall I am. | |
| Huh? | |
| How tall? | |
| Five foot. | |
| Oh, you're only five foot? | |
| Yep. | |
| Wow. | |
| No, I'm not five foot. | |
| You're a foot taller than me. | |
| I'm not five foot. | |
| I'm like, I was like, I was like... | |
| I was like six foot. | |
| I started hunching over and I'm like 5'10 now. | |
| But you know, I always feel like I'm eight feet tall. | |
| Me too. | |
| I feel like... | |
| You know, I could never kick a guy's ass that wasn't bigger than me, but big guys, I can always kick their ass. | |
| I think of nobody's chins. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I have something to give you that Santa told me to give you. | |
| And if I don't give it to you, he's going to get very mad at me and say I was naughty. | |
| Well, here's the deal. | |
| You know, do you guys have your candy canes and stuff? | |
| You need to get them. | |
| Guys, please bring their candy canes. | |
| And I found the gifts that he took out from my pantry and hid them. | |
| I've decided that I believe Hillary and Obama and all of them are good. | |
| And I've decided Trump is bad. | |
| And I've decided that Christmas is bad and should be banned. | |
| No. | |
| It's not bad. | |
| We're going to be the New Terry. | |
| Oh! | |
| Look here! | |
| Oh, it's Mrs. Claus. | |
| Hey, the elves got backup. | |
| Walk on around over here for us, Millie. | |
| Get their candy canes over there. | |
| Go on around. | |
| See, the elves got backup. | |
| Radio losers can't see this. | |
| Here we go, ladies and gentlemen. | |
| Millie Weaver, come on in. | |
| Take over. | |
| Millie Weaver is going to torture everybody right now. | |
| Hey, she's already tortured me. | |
| Thank you, sweetheart. | |
| Thank you very much. | |
| And you know now. | |
| Thank you. | |
| I'm going to tell you right now. | |
| Christmas needs to be banned. | |
| Trump is banned. | |
| And you're banned. | |
| And I figured it out. | |
| We're banning Christmas. | |
| And mother and father, it's all hateful. | |
| And it's over. | |
| You understand? | |
| I don't care what you say. | |
| I'm not doing it. | |
| We're going to beat you up. | |
| Trump's banned. | |
| America's banned. | |
| And now it's 745. Get the people in. | |
| - Oh my God, no! - No! - Ah! - No more! - No more! - No more! - No more! - Ah! - Ah! - Ah! - Get outta here! - I'm running! | |
| Hey, the elves are taking it over now. | |
| The elves are just taking it over. | |
| We got this station now. | |
| We're going to go to break for a moment. | |
| We're back with Millie Waver and you guys. | |
| Millie Weaver, I was surprised to see you dressed up as Mrs. Claus earlier. | |
| Those were actual elves from the North Pole. | |
| You're Millie Weaver, the investigative journalist. | |
| Definitely. | |
| Well, I love Christmas, and I love getting into the Christmas spirit. | |
| So what better than to dress up? | |
| And, you know, I am going to be dressed like a Christmas elf, even for a while I'm hosting the show today, from 1 a.m. | |
| to 3 a.m. | |
| And I wanted to talk a little bit about Hillary Clinton. | |
| Is Hillary Clinton confirmed to be on the naughty or nice list? | |
| That's the question. | |
| And I think I heard from some of the elves in the back that they had some secret intel on that and that she has been confirmed to be on the naughty list. | |
| So that's what the elves have been telling me. | |
| Is she getting cold or brain tumors? | |
| Well... | |
| I think she might be getting both. | |
| What about John McCain? | |
| He's flown off for chemotherapy, which we wish him well. | |
| But he already voted against the tax cuts once. | |
| Now he says he won't, but now he can't vote for it. | |
| Well... | |
| I bet he's on the naughty list as well. | |
| And Jill Stein, this is the interesting thing. | |
| Now, apparently Jill Stein is now under investigation. | |
| She's being investigated as well for supposed Russian ties. | |
| And that was actually trending today on Twitter. | |
| Everybody talking about how, well, first they were- And tell folks who Jill Stein is. | |
| Jill Stein ran as the Green Party candidate in the last, in the 2016 presidential election. | |
| Which, by the way, wouldn't surprise me. | |
| But they're getting so desperate now. | |
| They've got to find some Russian connection. | |
| But generally, the Russians are connected to leftists. | |
| But that's what it is. | |
| She's a leftist. | |
| She's an extreme leftist. | |
| And actually, what's interesting here is that if you looked at the votes that Jill Stein took away from Hillary Clinton... | |
| If those votes weren't taken from Hillary Clinton, then she might have won many of the states that Trump won. | |
| So now we're finding it a little bit interesting that now Jill Stein is under investigation for Russian connections. | |
| It just goes to show how bogus this whole Russia collusion is. | |
| Well, sure. | |
| I mean, I think most of our audience knows that, exactly. | |
| But what do you make of it all coming out that it's all collusion with the Democrats and the FBI? They made it all up. | |
| I mean, that's all breaking. | |
| It's disturbing. | |
| Where do they go now that it's all collapsing? | |
| Well, I don't think that they're going anywhere without a fight. | |
| I think it's going to be very hard to drain the swamp. | |
| And as far as even getting Hillary... | |
| You know, into jail for the crimes that she's committed. | |
| That seems like it's a huge feat that Trump's going to have to overtake because he did promise overall to lock her up during his campaign. | |
| And people are still waiting on that. | |
| There's no justice anymore. | |
| So that's another one of the Trump promises that hasn't happened. | |
| And again, we're not attacking Trump. | |
| It's good to point out what's not been done. | |
| Hasn't gone after criminally after Hillary. | |
| Hasn't. | |
| Gone after the vaccines that are causing all the problems. | |
| What else has Trump not done? | |
| Well, overall... | |
| Because this is the Christmas... | |
| What do you call the show? | |
| The Christmas... | |
| Some people were complaining slightly about the tax bill. | |
| Now, what's interesting is- Well, I mean, he's got to get something through Congress. | |
| Exactly, but there are so many pros in his tax bill. | |
| It's amazing. | |
| I sat down and read the entire list of all the things that are going to happen, and it is a big tax break for Americans. | |
| But the left is saying math and reading is a white thing, even though it's not, and is racist. | |
| So why are you using reading and writing to try to be upper class and elitist? | |
| I mean, that's kind of right. | |
| You want to apologize for saying you read the book? | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| Well, all those people out there that think that, oh, this is just about the big corporations getting huge tax breaks. | |
| The big corporations already wrote the one side. | |
| The big corporations already hire. | |
| Expensive lawyers that make it so, on average, they only end up paying less than 15% tax anyway, because they know all the loopholes. | |
| They've written it to make the jobs move overseas. | |
| Exactly. | |
| So the people who are hurting are the small mom and pops, and the people that are going to benefit the most from this tax bill are the small mom and pops. | |
| But that's why a lot of folks, unfortunately, are poor. | |
| They keep buying into the whole Democrat plantation, not the Republican establishment's any better. | |
| Show. | |
| What do the Democrats do, Millie Weaver, now that their whole system, their whole fraud is falling apart? | |
| Well, they're gonna continue to try to flip states as much as they can so that they can turn Trump into a lame duck president. | |
| I believe that what they did in Alabama was the litmus test to see if, be it maybe election fraud with these electrical voter box machines that they used, or whatever way they decided to go about winning Alabama, they're gonna continue. | |
| I've heard from a little bird that- Their next target is actually going to be Ohio, where they have an 88-county plan where they're planning to turn Ohio blue, essentially. | |
| So what they're going to do is they're going to go and try to flip as many states as they can during these midterms to turn Trump into a lame-duck president. | |
| That's right, and even Politico and Bloomberg, and what we've been reporting on, the bureaucracy put in by Obama is blocking Trump, even the executive branch, which is seditious. | |
| Washington bureaucrats are quietly working to undermine Trump's agenda. | |
| Before we go to break here and bring back Omar Navarro with breaking news, we have him yet? | |
| We'll go ahead and line him up. | |
| Is he still coming on? | |
| Is he good? | |
| All right, let's line him up. | |
| But right now, let's bring in from the North Pole, Obamacare's free, world government's a good idea, communism's great, and elves are real. | |
| Mimi and Shorty from the North Pole right here in Texas. | |
| That's the new North Pole. | |
| The Earth's flat, according to CNN, not according to me. | |
| They've got presents for us, Millie. | |
| Oh, yay! | |
| Come on up here. | |
| Mimi, come on down. | |
| Thank you. | |
| And Alex, I've got to give you this. | |
| Thank you. | |
| I guess he was going to finish your most of the movie. | |
| Because you have been such a good boy. | |
| You've been naughty one time, but he passed that off. | |
| Good thing I'm not naughty very often. | |
| Gotta close your eyes. | |
| I have no idea what this is. | |
| It's a vicinity. | |
| Gotta close your eyes. | |
| This is Mimi, the elf. | |
| She's searching deep in there. | |
| Aquaman, back at the Hall of Justice. | |
| With Superman and Batman. | |
| Got to. | |
| Alright! | |
| Alright! | |
| Thank you so much. | |
| But if I identify this as a dog, that's against cats. | |
| So this is a creature. | |
| It's your spirit animal, Alex. | |
| My spirit animal is Brisket. | |
| So it's Brisket the dog. | |
| Yes. | |
| It's a she. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Oh, does it sing a song? | |
| Yes, thank you very much. | |
| I appreciate that. | |
| Thank you, Mimi. | |
| From the North Pole, from Santa. | |
| There it is. | |
| Now, can you confirm whether Hillary Clinton is, in fact, on the naughty or nice list? | |
| I will say, I'm the one that brought it forward. | |
| You're not supposed to leak out of the White House in the North. | |
| What I'm supposed to say is very classified. | |
| I've seen it. | |
| And if you don't see me no more, you know I'm dead. | |
| Hillary wants me dead. | |
| She is on the naughty, naughty, naughty list. | |
| She's the very first. | |
| Thank you for my present. | |
| And then, you want to know who's number two? | |
| Her husband, Bill. | |
| Oh, not naughty at all. | |
| He's on the naughty list. | |
| He's on the nice list. | |
| All right, what does Millie get? | |
| We're going to send you guys off on your sleigh. | |
| Oh, wow. | |
| Santa Claus is on the roof. | |
| We're getting presents. | |
| I thought he was going to come. | |
| The free health care is on the roof. | |
| Oh my goodness! | |
| You didn't mill that stocking. | |
| Somebody else did. | |
| She is so special. | |
| Mrs. Claus. | |
| Yes, give her. | |
| I got some candy! | |
| Special candy. | |
| Wow, thank you. | |
| Thank you so much. | |
| Thank you for everything. | |
| Melissa, we're going to have you guys back next time you fly over on your... | |
| Your little sleigh with, you know, free Obamacare. | |
| Hey, but you might not see me no more because Hillary's going to kill me because I've revealed her top secrets. | |
| Well, I think we've got a new sheriff in town. | |
| You might be okay, my friend. | |
| Oh, with Donald Trump? | |
| All right, guys. | |
| I'm going to come say bye to you in the break. | |
| Thank you, Mimi. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Thank you, Shorty. | |
| The Andre the Giant of Elves right there, taller than I am. | |
| Thanks, guys. | |
| Bye. | |
| Thanks for the long day. | |
| Great job. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Okay, for somebody, we got Omar Navarro coming up with big breaking news. | |
| Nancy Pelosi's been very naughty. | |
| Not Nancy Pelosi. | |
| Whatever her name is. | |
| James Brown's been very, very mean. | |
| Wants to put him in jail. | |
| That's Maxine Waters. | |
| He's running against Politically. | |
| But first, don't leave, Millie. | |
| You're going to be part of this interview with us. | |
| We're going to play a clip here and then come right back. | |
| U.S. has to completely, U.S. has to completely effectively with other nations to make progress, McMaster says. | |
| I don't want to go to that clip. | |
| What should we play here? | |
| There's so much stuff to get to, but I want to give us a reset before Omar Navarro takes over. | |
| Let's play Bernie Sanders. | |
| Corporate tax will absolutely go up. | |
| If Democrats try to take back control, I mean, again, China has a 15. We got a 38.9 if you really get down to brass tacks. | |
| How can we compete if that's higher? | |
| No one wants to do a job here. | |
| So I thought, let's play this clip, get reset, and come back because I'm a little bit elf drunk right now just being in Santa's presence. | |
| And I mean, I could hear the sleigh bells. | |
| He was landing. | |
| There's free health care. | |
| I didn't build my business. | |
| Two plus two equals five. | |
| I mean, I was believing the Democratic Party. | |
| But Omar Navarro's a real person. | |
| Millie Weaver's a real person. | |
| It's all coming up after we hear from Bernie Sanders who says, White people don't know what it's like to be poor. | |
| You got a college. | |
| You got to implode and suck dry. | |
| I'm a racketeer. | |
| Here it is. | |
| If the Democrats take control of the Senate and you caucus with the Democrats, what's the promise to America about what will be done to reverse the state of affairs that you're so unhappy with? | |
| Look, at a time of massive income and wealth inequality, where the people on top and large corporations are doing phenomenally well, our job is to pay attention to the needs of working families. | |
| We talk about a child... | |
| A child care tax credit in this bill. | |
| Truth is that depending on where you live in America, good quality child care can cost $12, $15, $20,000 a year. | |
| Our job is to move to universal child care so that every working family in this country knows that their kids have good quality. | |
| That always drives up the prices. | |
| He goes, the economy's not coming back and you don't want a credit. | |
| Let me run your money. | |
| Hey, Venezuela and the Soviet Union and China. | |
| My wife's a swindler, big deal. | |
| Bernie Sanders, here we are. | |
| John, this is really quite unbelievable. | |
| While the Republicans are spending all of their time providing massive tax breaks to the rich, there has been no discussion, public discussion, about the dreamers, the needs of the dreamers. | |
| 800,000 young people born and raised in America are going to lose their legal status very shortly. | |
| What about the CHIP program? | |
| Nine million kids are going to lose their health insurance. | |
| Let me get to that in a second. | |
| But if you Democrats take control, are corporate taxes going up? | |
| I think we're going to take a very hard look at this entire tax bill and make it a tax bill that works for the middle class and working families. | |
| You're a bad one, Mr. Grinch. | |
| You communists have run every country in the ground. | |
| You're a piece of filth and hypocrite, a liar and a scammer, and you mean to make us poor, Mr. Grinch. | |
| Political outrage turns bloody in Berkeley. | |
| Our KPIX 5 crews were right in the middle of the chaos as both Trump supporters and anti-Trump activists come to blows. | |
| Protesters followed Trump supporters to their cars as they left the convention center. | |
| Around the corner and away from police protection on San Carlos Street, a mob mentality took over. | |
| What do you say to the people who dragged a poor white guy out of a car and beat him? | |
| Oh my goodness, poor white people, please, stop. | |
| These were pure attacks. | |
| Trump supporters, men, women, even the elderly, left this building last night and walked right into danger. | |
| This Trump supporter was the first casualty of the day, with blood streaming out of his face. | |
| Pro-Trump and anti-Trump protesters got into it. | |
| The guy who has a Trump shirt on. | |
| Oh, he just got knocked in the back of the head. | |
| He just got punched in the face. | |
| And now they're rushing him. | |
| We're saying... | |
| If you're out there and you're trying to represent your First Amendment right to free speech, if somebody comes and attacks you, it's your right to defend yourself. | |
| It got ugly. | |
| Violence erupting at the event as fights broke out, fists flying between Trump supporters and anti-Trump supporters. | |
| It gets pretty ugly. | |
| Yeah, I want to warn the folks watching at home. | |
| You're about to see some very violent footage. | |
| Do you want to fight? | |
| You better believe you've got one! | |
| Organizers say today's rallies were meant as a show of unity against what they call a seditious fringe, allegedly trying to sabotage the president. | |
| Fire, baby, fire! | |
| You can see there a FedEx delivery driver jumping in to try to put an end to the protest. | |
| You don't like, you don't like to get the f*** out. | |
| Just to strike the numbers, I'll give it to eight lives. | |
| you want to come at you better be of a hundred of you against one of me because that's what it's going to take this is the heart of 1776. | |
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