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| Owen Schroer here for InfoWars.com and we are inside one of our beautiful studios here at the InfoWars headquarters in Austin, Texas. | |
| And I'm here with a couple of Christmas elves that are here to help us spread some cheer this holiday season. | |
| How are you guys doing? | |
| Doing good. | |
| I had to go wait for the North Pole. | |
| I've been busy. | |
| It's been busy up there, huh? | |
| Yeah, but too much snow, too. | |
| But you're coming down on a break here to spread some Christmas cheer to the offices and also to Alex Jones specifically, right? | |
| That's right. | |
| That's what my boss man in Santa told us to do. | |
| Now, you actually are kind of on the sweeter side. | |
| He seems to be kind of a naughtier elf over here. | |
| You seem to be a little more sweeter. | |
| Is he the naughty one? | |
| Yes, he is. | |
| He's the naughty, naughty one. | |
| See, he's complaining about tattletales. | |
| But she was handing candy out and everything. | |
| She already gave me some candy. | |
| I mean, for whoever's been naughty or nice, but the naughty ones, nah, you don't get in. | |
| You just get a nice whop on the head. | |
| But the good ones get what's inside. | |
| So if you're naughty, you get hit on the head with one of these things right here? | |
| Yes, you get hit on the head with my stocking. | |
| That's what Santa told me to do. | |
| All his naughty ones on the list get hit with this on the head. | |
| But all the good ones get a nice handful of goodies. | |
| Well, I'm here to report that I've got nothing but goodies. | |
| So I just want to say I'm clearly on the nice list. | |
| I've heard that Alex, though, might be catching a whooping here. | |
| Oh yes, he's got to have his whooping. | |
| Santa said he wasn't very good, so I have to give him his whooping this year. | |
| What about, you're going to get down on this beatdown too? | |
| Yeah, because Alex, I hate to say, I used to be tall like you, but when I was so bad, Santa used to beat me down, so now I'm short. | |
| So he would make you short. | |
| I'm going to take his legs out. | |
| So if Alex keeps misbehaving, he's going to be chopped down, is what you're saying? | |
| Yeah, and he's going to start shrinking too. | |
| Alright, should we go find what kind of toys we're going to be using for said WWE-style beatdown here? | |
| They're on the set right now. | |
| Oh, they're on the set already? | |
| Oh, okay, okay. | |
| It looks like a big bag, so it might knock him out for a few minutes and then bring him back to where he's a good boy. | |
| Now, what did we discuss previously, though? | |
| We said, you know, it's all fair. | |
| Chairs, candy canes, whatever you can find. | |
| Just no blood. | |
| You know, try not to knock them out permanently, right? | |
| Okay, we'll do it permanently. | |
| Can it be my little small chair? | |
| It wouldn't hurt him. | |
| Yeah, a chair is fine. | |
| A chair is fine. | |
| One that I sit in, because remember, my booty's closer down there than yours is. | |
| Whatever it takes to spread Christmas cheer. | |
| That's really what you guys are here to do. | |
| So if it's a small chair, a big chair. | |
| A little snow on top of him. | |
| A little snow? | |
| Candy on top of him, too. | |
| Yeah, like after you've beat him up, you just kind of dump the candy on him? | |
| Yeah, just pour it all on there. | |
| You like that idea, huh? | |
| Yeah. | |
| That's a good idea. | |
| Or you got some cherries and some wax stuff, we can burn them. | |
| Nah. | |
| What are the rest of the elves? | |
| Were they all vying to come down here? | |
| Are they all jealous that it was you two? | |
| We had to do a WrestleMania match there, like a Royal Rumble. | |
| A North Pole Royal Rumble, huh? | |
| Yeah, and I won it. | |
| And you won the female side? | |
| Yes, I want the female side. | |
| Sorry, I've got too much Popeye muscles. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| But they all had to do all their work. | |
| Santa said, nope, these are my two special elves. | |
| They get to go see Alex. | |
| And actually, I'm Santa's main elf right here. | |
| See, people don't realize I'm his bodyguard, so when he's gone on Christmas Eve, seeing everybody, I'm at the house watching his wife for him, detecting her. | |
| How is the North Pole not in shambles right now with the head elf, head bodyguard? | |
| Not there. | |
| I got a little secret bodyguard there. | |
| I got a secret elf that's coming up. | |
| I told them, I come back, things are gone, I'm about to wipe them out. | |
| I heard a rumor that you could bench press 1,200 Santa Clauses. | |
| Is that true? | |
| Uh, more. | |
| More?! | |
| I could do about 24 of them. | |
| Wow. | |
| Just with one hand, too, like that. | |
| Alright, so Alex obviously has his work cut out for him when these elves are going to be trying to spread Christmas cheer on the set. | |
| But here's the deal. | |
| This is part of our 34-hour Christmas Spectacular Extravaganza. | |
| That is why we have the two elves from the North Pole here today. | |
| And they are excited to be here. | |
| They want to spread some Christmas cheer with Alex. | |
| Let's just say they might be doing a little candy cane beatdown of the boss around here as well. | |
| I like the candy beatdowns. | |
| I'm ready for that. | |
| That's what they've been sent here to do. | |
| This is actually a side broadcast. | |
| The main broadcast is on Infowars.com. | |
| The Alex Jones Show is live right now until 3 p.m. | |
| Then it's the War Room, and that's when the extended broadcast starts. | |
| We've got Millie Weaver, Jake Lloyd, some of our other reporters. | |
| Rob Dew will be on tonight as well. | |
| Roger Stone is going to be on tonight. | |
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| And that's huge savings. | |
| Everybody loves free shipping. | |
| So you guys are going to be delivering a lot of Christmas presents, I think, while you're here, too, right? | |
| Yes, lots of Christmas gifts. | |
| More than we can carry. | |
| Mind helping carry them? | |
| I guess I can help out. | |
| I can help out. | |
| If you guys let me get in on the beatdown of Alex, I'll help Carrie. | |
| Okay, I can do that. | |
| That's a deal. | |
| Knuckle bumps. | |
| Alright, is there anything else special that you guys have up your sleeve that we should be aware of? | |
| I don't tell all my secrets. | |
| No, we can't tell the secrets. | |
| It wouldn't be a Christmas surprise. | |
| Isn't that what it's all about? | |
| All right, folks. | |
| All right, so there you have it. | |
| I have to wait and find out what other special magic Christmas cheer is going to be spread here at the office. | |
| I see Rudolph here, too. | |
| Rudolph might be showing up? | |
| Yeah. | |
| I love Rudolph. | |
| I do, too. | |
| Apparently Rudolph, though... | |
| There's a certain rain out there. | |
| There's snow out there, too. | |
| The snow was last week. | |
| You guys know that there's snow here. | |
| Last week, it was lovely. | |
| You guys were supposed to bring the snow this week. | |
| Well, it just... | |
| It might be coming. | |
| Santa said, I got a surprise. | |
| You should get away. | |
| Okay, so the snow might be coming. | |
| So this is all going to be part of the InfoWars Christmas Spectacular Extravaganza at InfoWars.com slash show. | |
| Alex Jones is live right now, and you guys are about to go in there and invade the set pretty soon. | |
| Is that true? | |
| Oh, yes. | |
| I'm ready to invade. | |
| It's like when we're all taking over SmackDown or ECW and WCW merge together to take over the WWE. And we're ready for this. | |
| So there you go, folks. | |
| Alright, well, I won't stop you guys. | |
| You guys have to start scheming how you're going to sabotage Alex Jones on his set. | |
| So I'm going to let you guys get back to planning. | |
| Alright, so now we'll see you guys later. | |
| Uh-oh. | |
| There it is. | |
| There it is. | |
| The Christmas elves are here to attack Alex Jones. | |
| And, well, let's just say Alex, get ready, because I think they're going in there pretty soon. | |
| It is actually, right now it is 12-10 here in Austin, Texas, and the Christmas elves are currently plotting on exactly how they're going to get inside the set, and then how they're going to, well, let's say, bring Alex to the ground, if that is their plan. | |
| I have seen the candy canes that they plan on using, so it's certainly going to be interesting. | |
| I guess we're actually invading the set right now ourselves, then. | |
| Okay, then. | |
| Here we are. | |
| Live on the set. | |
| Of the Alex Jones show, Roger Stone is about to go on air. | |
| Alex is probably back right now. | |
| Oh, there he is. | |
| Alex. | |
| Alex, have you heard the rumors? | |
| Have you heard the rumors? | |
| That Mueller's going to get indicted? | |
| Yeah, but this is more of a Christmas rumor. | |
| You know, I didn't used to believe in Obamacare, but now I do. | |
| Because I believe in Santa Claus. | |
| And I believe pigs fly. | |
| And I actually have seen real elves. | |
| They actually came down the chimney here in the office. | |
| Some of them might be here to visit you, Alex. | |
| Ladies and gentlemen, I'm very, very excited that elves are actually here. | |
| I was wrong. | |
| Trump is bad, and elves are real. | |
| And, by the way, we have massive free shipping is about to end. | |
| We can still ship to anybody in the country if you order now. | |
| And it helps fund the operation in the Christmas spirit. | |
| So all of our best-selling items are 50% off and free shipping, and that's a real deal. | |
| So help fund the InfoWare today, InfoWareStore.com or 888-253-3139. | |
| But getting serious, they have a playbook to bring down the president. | |
| They telegraphed it to their people to get them confident that they had a plan that was unstoppable. | |
| Their first two rounds have failed. | |
| Now they're going to go with like... | |
| Killing people in the streets, burning stuff, calling it a national emergency, saying President must step down, 25th Amendment. | |
| I mean, their real criminal push is about to happen. | |
| We're covering it right now with Roger Stone, and we had a whistleblower on a year and a half ago, a Marine Corps lieutenant colonel who was exposing Obama shipping weapons directly to Hezbollah and ISIS and letting them deal drugs to do it. | |
| Well, it turns out it's all been confirmed now. | |
| has written about it in a whitewash, how Obama let Hezbollah off the hook. | |
| That's Iran's covert military force. | |
| So we're going to be exposing all of that coming up exclusively here. | |
| One of our whistleblowers had to go to South America because they came and tried to basically kill him, and that's Tosh Plumlee. | |
| I want to get back on the show as soon as possible. | |
| He's a real hero. | |
| So that's all coming up, folks. | |
| Next year's news today at Infowars.com, and a little fun with elves. | |
| So there you go. | |
| We step out now as the Alex Jones Show is about to go back live. | |
| So here's the deal. | |
| There is a bunch of serious news coming down. | |
| And I think some Christmas elves, perhaps, in the House Judiciary Committee might be bringing us our own little Christmas gift. | |
| But while we're in the midst of these crazy times and you've got everything going on in the White House and you've got everything going on just in culture and society, We still want to be able to enjoy Christmas. | |
| We still want to be able to have fun and celebrate with you because we are having great victories. | |
| Part of having a great victory is being able to enjoy it. | |
| And part of bringing Christmas back and making Christmas great again and embracing our culture and traditions is enjoying Christmas and celebrating Christmas and talking about it and remembering what the Christmas traditions are. | |
| So that's what this whole thing is about. | |
| So yes, we're bringing you hardcore news, but we're also in the Christmas spirit trying to have a good time and raise Christmas cheer and Christmas spirit as well. | |
| It is very key what's going on. | |
| And even though we're all having fun right now for Christmas and we want you to have a great time, take advantage of our specials, spread our 34-hour live broadcast, the Christmas Spectacular Extravaganza. | |
| But also, personally, I really want to enjoy this Christmas because I feel like once the Christmas season is over and New Year's season and everything is kind of past, it's about to get really crazy. | |
| I think they are really about to start moving things. | |
| The midterm elections are in 2018, so you're going to start seeing crazy campaigns. | |
| Who knows what's going to come with those campaigns? | |
| We already know what they do right now to try to run these smear campaigns, sexual assault allegations. | |
| Can you imagine when you have an entire midterm election coming up, all the sexual assault allegations that are going to be thrown about? | |
| So that's going to be insane. | |
| You know that the Republicans are going to try to take the House again and the Senate so that they can get the Trump agenda. | |
| That is not the McConnell, not the Ryan Republican Party. | |
| So you've got all of that coming in 2018. | |
| So we just want to really enjoy what was a victorious year in 2017 and celebrate with Christmas. | |
| And that's why we have the 34. | |
| We will be live. | |
| All the way through till tomorrow at 6 p.m. | |
| with The War Room. | |
| That is when it will conclude. | |
| And then it's just a week till Christmas. | |
| Just one week till Christmas. | |
| So be sure to do your shopping at Infowarsstore.com. | |
| And remember, even though times are crazy, we can enjoy this victory. | |
| We can enjoy Christmas. | |
| And in fact, I would urge you to really enjoy this time with friends and family because I think 2018 is going to be crazy. | |
| So spread the link. | |
| Infowars.com slash show. | |
| Spread the link for the 34-hour Christmas spectacular extravaganza shop at Infowarsstore.com. | |
| And I will be live. | |
| At 3 o'clock, but The Alex Jones Show is live right now with Roger Stone. |
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