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| uh... uh... uh... | |
| uh... | |
| What a fucking chicken. | |
| Wow. | |
| All right. | |
| So, so... | |
| Here you go from it. | |
| Go get them clothes! | |
| Are you live streaming or no? | |
| No. No. | |
| No. | |
| Why did that go off? | |
| He attacked people. | |
| He attacked people. | |
| Something may have happened to our camera when that individual... | |
| He bet the inside of this right here. | |
| This is probably damaged. | |
| So here's the broken equipment here, the microphone. | |
| Make a police report. | |
| We did. | |
| We told them. | |
| So the police saw the whole thing. | |
| And, okay, so here's what happened. | |
| So I'm holding my mic here. | |
| I'm on 12 o'clock, but I'm not really doing this. | |
| I'm standing on a screen. | |
| I'm trying to do a conversation. | |
| We're all in America. | |
| Let's get down to the truth. | |
| We know what's going on in this country. | |
| We're supposed to be, we have a lot of problems. | |
| I thought you were sitting in the watch book. | |
| I'm just going to sit here. | |
| I'm going to go right now. | |
| I'm going to go right now. | |
| And then a man shows up at a cheaping box. | |
| So the unicorn, I'm sorry to speak in the microphone, is broken up. | |
| With a Tifa bandana, nonetheless. | |
| Yeah, yeah, exactly. | |
| So the unicorn recruited a chicken. | |
| And then the unicorn also put a V for Vendetta mask on. | |
| And the chicken has a handkerchief over his neck. | |
| So the chicken, though, grabs my microphone, smashes it on the ground. | |
| We've got the broken equipment right here. | |
| But the craziest thing... | |
| This is like straight out of a movie. | |
| You guys just witnessed this live. | |
| The craziest thing is... | |
| After he takes the microphone and slams it on the ground and breaks it, he takes off running. | |
| But! | |
| But! | |
| It gets even better! | |
| It gets even better! | |
| Not only was he running, you can review the tape. | |
| In fact, I request, I need a video review. | |
| He was actually running like a chicken! | |
| You saw it too, sir! | |
| He was literally running like a chicken! | |
| I don't know if I've ever seen anything like that before. | |
| Okay, so now, though... | |
| Press the chicken mat. | |
| That's the next one. | |
| Well, listen. | |
| Here's the deal. | |
| Here's what we've got to figure out, guys. | |
| Got to press charges and charge them for the broken equipment. | |
| One of us probably is going to need to stay here and file a police report. | |
| You. |
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