Special Reports & Tweets - Stephen Colbert Tuck Buckford Bloopers Released
Aired: 2017-06-21
Duration: 03:08


=== Lizard Penis Story Needed (02:25) ===

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[00:00:23]  That, for many years, I played a satirical right-wing character, okay?
[00:00:28]  This happened to me all the time when I played my right-wing character, talk radio host, Tuck Buckford.
[00:00:38]  I had the story about lizard penises, and I was going to go to it next.
[00:00:44]  I needed the lizard penis story.
[00:00:47]  Reprint me the lizard penis story.
[00:00:49]  Alright, don't hold out on me.
[00:00:51]  I don't care how long this takes, they may miss the news live.
[00:00:54]  Alright, good.
[00:00:57]  I'm Tuck Bugford here at the Infowar Studios.
[00:01:00]  Gave it to them, man.
[00:01:03]  I gave it to them and I said I need these images.
[00:01:08]  You're welcome to look at the lizard penis all you want.
[00:01:13]  Yogurt.
[00:01:14]  You can look, you can look, you can look, you can look, you can look.
[00:01:17]  You can look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look.
[00:01:21]  Now, I want to explain something.
[00:01:24]  I don't know.
[00:01:25]  Alex Jones stole my identity as Tuck Buckford.
[00:01:28]  And then Stephen Colbert, who I went to high school with, he stole it back.
[00:01:33]  Thank you, sir.
[00:01:36]  Now, I want the one that says good luck charms.
[00:01:38]  I need the one I had.
[00:01:39]  In fact, I need that story or it's not good luck.
[00:01:42]  You sure about that?
[00:01:43]  I found it!
[00:01:44]  You're right, it was in here, dude, but oh, not the one I wanted.
[00:01:51]  Okay, you guys are really messing me up.
[00:01:53]  And of course, did you think this manly man would lie to you about the theft of the lizard penises and the SWAT team raids?
[00:02:02]  No, it's a real story.
[00:02:03]  I'm not Alex Jones.
[00:02:04]  I tell you real news.
[00:02:06]  Tuck Buckford, don't visit InfoWars.com.

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