Special Reports & Tweets - Top Funniest Clips About Hillary Clinton
Aired: 2016-01-05
Duration: 03:24


=== 100% Vote For Me (02:54) ===

[00:00:00]  *Dramatic Music* If you don't know me by now, I am Hillary Clinton.
[00:00:17]  *Dramatic Music* Seriously, what is up with what Hillary Clinton's been wearing lately?
[00:00:28]  You guys, seen this stuff?
[00:00:30]  Looks like a third world dictator.
[00:00:33]  It's like Hillary went on a secret mission to see Kim Jong-un in North Korea when she was Secretary of State.
[00:00:40]  And Kim Jong-un was like, go away, go away.
[00:00:44]  I have something for you.
[00:00:45]  Take my hand-me-downs.
[00:00:47]  I win all my elections.
[00:00:49]  All my elections.
[00:00:51]  100% vote for me.
[00:00:53]  You wear this, 100% vote for you.
[00:00:57]  Now, Hillary, you know you must prop up a facade.
[00:01:00]  As if you have some supporters.
[00:01:03]  and make it look like these elections actually matter.
[00:01:07]  Hola!
[00:01:16]  ¿Cómo estás?
[00:01:19]  Sí.
[00:01:20]  Hillary is destined for this office.
[00:01:23]  Can't you see how much she wants it?
[00:01:25]  How much her happiness depends on getting this election?
[00:01:30]  You want to take that away from her?
[00:01:33]  Good morning, good morning.
[00:01:35]  You guys aren't afraid of Hillary Clinton, are you?
[00:01:38]  Don't hide from Hillary.
[00:01:40]  Thank God the only thing working between Hillary's legs these days is Huma Abedin.
[00:01:46]  Which, by the way...
[00:01:47]  Is an absolutely disgusting thought.
[00:01:51]  Can you imagine that hag walking into the bedroom dressed like 200 pounds of uncooked bread dough stuffed into a whalebone corset?
[00:02:00]  My god, if I was Ron Jeremy with a room full of fluffers, I couldn't generate any interest in that.
[00:02:07]  This is a protest.
[00:02:09]  And this is a riot.
[00:02:12]  If you can't tell the difference, then you are part of the problem.
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