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| Here's a little bit lighter news. | |
| A little bit more fun news. | |
| Chewbacca arrested. | |
| Emperor Palpatine wins in bizarre Ukrainian elections. | |
| This is real news. | |
| This is not a joke. | |
| I'm told to basically break it down for you since it's kind of weird and confusing. | |
| There's a so-called internet party in Ukraine, which is basically a bunch of trolls. | |
| It's quite funny, though, given all the turmoil over there. | |
| And they have garnered so much support, about 11 million. | |
| That they've started putting in, like, Darth Vader and Emperor Palpatine as their candidates. | |
| And they're winning. | |
| So, Emperor Palpatine is now an official Ukrainian official of some kind. | |
| And, hey, we have a video playing right now. | |
| Chewbacca was also arrested on the scene. | |
| Obviously, someone dressed up like Chewbacca. | |
| I mean, come on. | |
| Sometimes you have to cover this news, though. | |
| It is a truly insane world. | |
| Fact is stranger than fiction. | |
| So, 39% of LA millennials are chronically stressed about money, survey finds. | |
| Well, they should be, right? | |
| Because there's this myth told to them that it's these 1%ers that make money are bad and you need to steal the money from them. | |
| And they're told chronically over and over and over again that it's other people's fault and that they can't do anything about it. | |
| So they should be stressed. | |
| They've been told their whole entire lives they're worthless and they can't do anything, and that it's all these other people's fault? | |
| So they are in a state of arrested development in terms of their financial success? | |
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