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Aug. 25, 2015 - InfoWars Special Reports
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Flashback - Bill Burr Unloads on the NWO
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Hillary Clinton goes to those Bilderberg meetings.
That's like the Illuminati stuff, right?
She probably hooked up with some guy wearing like a goat's head, and then she goes out on TV, and she's talking to people who drive snow plows, like she can relate to them.
You know, as a comedian who actually knows stuff, and when they were referring to the Bilderberg group, they were, you know, joking around calling it the Bill Burr group.
So, how does a guy like you get into information like that?
All my stuff is based on Wikipedia and YouTube videos that I watch until about 4 in the morning.
I've been battling Anthony on the Opie and Anthony show for years about stuff like that.
But I met that guy, John Parkins, who wrote that Confessions of an Economic Hitman.
I started doing that.
I watched that...
That Zeitgeist movie.
I watched the freedom to fascism.
I gotta admit, after a while, I kind of had to tap out because it was so depressing.
I would just be waking up in the middle of the night going, alright, what if I ran up into the mountains and I learned how to start a fire without a match?
I don't know.
It's unreal.
It is pretty unreal.
The level of, I don't know, apathy out there is...
I don't know.
You bring stuff like this up, and people, they think you're crazy.
Well, apparently...
I've been watching the whole banking thing, and I even say to people who aren't into so-called conspiracy theory, it's just really like, you know, after watching the banks and what they've done over the last couple of years, if you actually believe that the government is above them, I just don't know what to say to you.
It's clearly that the government is like middle management.
I mean, I would think if the president said don't take bonuses, that they would have to be like, okay, the president said don't take bonuses.
Yeah, but they slipped in legislation so they could...
Yeah, but they slipped in legislation.
We could pay the president.
Yeah, you know what?
Yeah, we're going to take them anyway.
There's nothing we can do.
You know?
Why don't you go back to your little cute house there on Pennsylvania Avenue?
Well, I hope not.
You know, I'm kind of lucky because I'm out here in Austin, Texas, and I also have a place in upstate New York, and both of them have land.
So I guess if push came to shove, I could grow my own food.
Most people in a city-type scenario aren't going to be able to do such a thing.
I live in Los Angeles.
We don't even have a water supply, technically.
No, yeah, I know.
I lived in Los Feliz for a little while.
I really don't care for it out there.
Good luck with all that.
I'm not a big L.A. guy, but I don't know.
I don't know what happens.
You know, apparently the G20, they just had that.
They agreed on a global currency.
That's in the works.
The IMF and the Federal Reserve are going to become one entity.
Agreed on a global currency already?
When are we getting the microchips?
Have you guys seen that new Duracell commercial where that woman can't find her kid in the park?
Yes, yes.
Why don't you talk about that for a second?
Because it's ridiculous.
When do they start selling batteries that way?
It is.
and then she pulls out that little device and then the kid comes running out of the woods and they're like, "There are cell batteries." It's like, "No, the hell with the batteries?
What was that thing she just pulled out of her pocket?
How did that kid know to come out of the woods?
He didn't have an antenna, his sneakers weren't glowing.
What the hell is in that kid?" Yeah.
I like how they just show it, like, "Oh, yeah, remote control kid.
Oh, yeah, that's normal." Have you seen the remote control kid yet?
There's a microchip on there.
That's the big thing, though.
That's how they're going to get everybody microchipped, is they're going to scare the hell out of everybody that somebody's going to take your kid.
And just through fear, I've got a buddy of mine, they've got a couple of kids, and I was over their house, and his wife was saying she keeps getting this literature, making her paranoid about whether she knows where her kid is or not.
What exactly is the whole endgame here?
You know what the sad thing is?
I don't think he can stop it because people will voluntarily, they're just morons.
I'm so cynical after being on the road.
Like when they could start tapping our phones and then people came up with that brilliant, well, if you're not doing anything wrong, you know, that and the whole, do you remember 9-11?
That was a classic heckle I got out in, I was in Ontario, California, and I was trying to justify why they could tap my phone conversations.
And some lady, like a trained chimp, just yells out, do you remember 9-11?
And I was like, no, what happened?
I was in Manhattan that day.
Remind me.
You know what I mean?
Uh-huh.
Well, obviously, you've seen, you know...
I just don't understand what, like...
You've seen, like, you know...
Forget about the governmental level.
I just don't understand, like, people, like, say people go into grocery stores, and now they have those automated checkout lines.
Yep.
It's like, why would you play ball in that?
You're putting a fellow American out of work, and not only that, you're working for free.
I actually argued with somebody.
They tried to tell me it was a technological advancement.
I'm like, how is that an advancement?
How is it easier than me standing there doing nothing as two other people do it, you know?
Well, you know, they also have the thumb scan.
I'm a thumb scan when it comes to that.
I don't use those cards, you know, when they ask you.
You go to the grocery store, they ask you if you use a card.
Well, they've phased that out in some places, too.
I'm not going to have you find out what are the essentials that I can't live without so you can jack the price up.
I know.
I just don't know how people look at that like, no, the corporation, they're trying to save me money.
Like, they're sitting around in a boardroom trying to figure out how they can make less money and how I can get cornflakes for cheaper.
I mean, I just...
I don't know.
In the 10 years, 12 years that I've been on the road...
You know, I used to meet people after shows, and they had, like, tangible jobs.
Like, people made stuff.
Everybody, I don't know, they're all in a cubicle looking at, like, a spreadsheet.
I mean, I was back the other day, I bought a pair of New Balance, and it actually had an American flag on it, you know?
I mean, I don't even know what that means.
They just stamp that on there.
Kind of like how these corporations, they just paint their sign green and yellow, so then you think they're into the environment.
Well, you know what I like.
Ah, we're going green!
Well, that's a big scam, too.
I'm warning you, man.
Freaked me out the other day.
I saw, you know what the land speed record of the steam engine is for the car?
Like, 126 miles an hour.
And it was set in 1906. Yeah, yeah.
How hilarious.
We don't have to be over there right now.
People can just be over there throwing rocks at each other.
You know, I got this hybrid.
My mother's literally going, like, can it go up a hill?
They're like, no, I live on flat land.
That's one of the little glitches of the hybrid.
It can't go up a hill.
It's like, have you ever heard of a subway?
Have you ever gotten on a subway during rush hour?
What's there, like 1,200 people there?
They can get that thing going 40 miles an hour.
They can't get my skinny, freckled ass up a hill?
In a Prius?
I mean, they're really clamping down, and that's what this green movement is about.
That's because every year you're behind the eight balls and keep printing that money.
Yeah.
You keep getting behind on that interest.
You know, I was in St. Louis recently, and not only did I pay sales tax on the hotel, I paid an occupancy tax.
They taxed me for doing what I... You're going to tax me for sitting in a chair pretty soon.
The whole system is broke, and now, once again...
That's when I tuned out on Obama, when he made that speech and did the pull yourself, we've got to pull ourselves up by the bootstraps again.
It's like, no, I'm not doing that.
I didn't do anything wrong.
I saved my money.
I didn't buy any shiny stuff.
You know, I'm telling you, what they should have done, I mean, it's impossible, it's just too big a thing, but they should have let the banks fail.
And then they just should have started over again.
You need to watch the Obama deception, man.
Even if you're not into, like, conspiracy theory, like, you know, just as far as, like, an economic thing, how the hell are we going to afford another $10 billion a month or whatever it costs to have all our guys over there?
Also, why do we have to have our entire force over there, or a huge majority of them, to fight a terrorist group?
I mean, we spent all this money on weapons.
You know, I mean, can't they look into my apartment from space at this point?
Almost.
There's some 7'8 guy over there with a beard walking around the mountains and vaporize them.
You know, they're basically talking about how we're no longer going to be the world's leader and we're going to be into a second world-type economy, and that's what they want.
They really want us to start sacrificing, and that's what it's all about, man.
Yeah, and they used us.
Yeah, big time.
They used this for centuries, basically, to get themselves into this position.
Now they're done with us, I think.
Yeah, man, it is what it is.
The thing that scares me the most is that whole election, I didn't hear anybody talking about the population problem.
I didn't do so great in math, but it's pretty simple if you just keep...
If everybody keeps banging away and everybody keeps having two, three kids, what I've really figured out is with, like, this whole money thing is that I'm constantly rewarded for putting myself behind the eight ball, and that's really what money is.
It's not my money.
It's basically they give me money, and my job is to get myself into a position that isn't hopeless, but it's just one step ahead of hopeless.
So they got me, you know what I mean?
If I get married, you know?
I get a tax break.
If I have a kid, I have a tax break.
If I get a mortgage, I get a tax break.
If I don't get married, if I don't have any kids, I don't have any kids and I drive a hybrid, I think I should get a tax break.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm not adding to the traffic.
You know what I mean?
I'm not adding another jerk in front of you sitting there, you know, trying to make a left.
I actually figured out the other day because I'm sitting there trying to pay off my apartment.
That's like my big move.
You know what I think?
So I'll have something tangible, hopefully, before this whole thing goes under.
And I actually figured out that if I paid off my place, my reward would be I'd actually pay an extra four grand a year in taxes.
Oh, my God.
Well, that would save you somewhat.
Like, I swear to God, I mean, I don't know how clean you can be on this show, so I'm not going to say what I'm thinking, but it's just like they have every angle worked out.
Every way you look, there's another you-know-what just staring you in the face, and there's nothing you can do.
They're talking about population control.
They want to cut, for instance, Britain's population from 60 million to 30 million within 20 years.
How does that happen?
You know what I mean?
I mean, who's dying and why?
Yeah, I know, and it's like...
Even worse than that, let me say this.
You know what the thing about it is, too?
It's looked at in a business way.
So when you look at things in a business way, there's no...
No, the little guy's going to get it.
That's it.
Yeah, there's no compassion.
It's just...
It's going to be a numbers thing.
And believe me, dude, this phone conversation alone, I'm going to end up on the wrong side of a FEMA fence.
I know this is a very depressing conversation.
No, no, it's brutal.
That's why I literally, I take, like, I started to watch the Obama thing, and it's just like, I can't.
I can't sit here, and I'm going to have my head in the stove.
I don't know.
I hope not, because you're a really funny guy, man.
I just wish that regular people were a little bit more organized, and that there was some sort of pushback, even on little things, like, say, the airlines charging $15 for your first checked bag.
And $25 for your second?
Gas has been down now for at least six, seven months, and they've never relinquished that charge, and there's no sort of...
I don't know, maybe because it's like five guys seem to run all the media now.
I just don't, you just never see any stories about any sort of outrage.
You know, no one wants to pay that charge, but we're all just sort of doing it.
No, I hate it.
I travel a lot, too, and it's really, really, really annoying.
And, like, even if you want it as a carry-on, they have, like, size limitations now, and they're like, oh, you can't, that's like a suitcase.
I was in Utah, and, you know, the big, long security line.
And this guy's going, you know, if you want to bypass the security line, we've got this new technology where they fingerprint you and scan your retina.
Yep.
And you can go right around it and, you know, get to the front of the line to walk through the metal detector, and it's just like...
Yep, and a lot of people will do it.
You're not fingerprinting me and scanning my retina to get on a damn flight.
I'm not doing that.
So I'm thinking in my head, like, you know what, I'm not going to do this, but most people will, which is hilarious because they're selling it to you like it's this quicker thing.
But once everybody's doing it, it's not going to be quicker anymore.
It's just another way of, like, it's just, you know, another way of them being able to document who you are, where you are at all times, and it really limits your ability to ever rebel against anything that's an oppressive force, which is, I mean, if everyone gets microchipped, that's going to be the end.
I would agree.
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