I've been doing this so long, it's hard to give up.
Give up on the character and go back to who I really was.
You got me, okay?
Are you happy now?
You bastards.
Yes, I am Bill Hicks.
But to be more accurate, you didn't get it all, did you?
You didn't get the full conspiracy.
I played the character, Bill Hicks, for 15 years with my accomplice, Kevin Booth.
And we fooled you all.
The master actor, the master genius.
Then I decided to bring forward an even more incredible persona, that of Alex Jones.
But here's where the rest of the story comes in.
For 20 years, I've been Alex Jones.
Since we staged my death in the early 1990s.
The truth is that Bill Hicks himself never existed.
And now I'm going to Reveal my true identity.
After close to 35 years, in a fake persona of one type or another, I'm going to revert to my original true self.
Raised in London, England, I am.
David Mentelson.
To be quite clear, David Mentelson III. The master orator.
An expert of every form of Shakespearean art, but also the ability to physically take on the aspects of the personality or character that I am becoming.
I am 78 years old, but only appear to be 45. Yes, there's some prosthesis and makeup involved, but overall it is the skill that I bring Similar to the great Shakespeare, able to write in voluminous volumes that the public could not believe that one man was able to contain it.
But at this point, I now go forward as David Mintelson and am announcing my true self and will be arriving in Hollywood, California next week for an official press conference to be held at my manager's offices.
Well, I will hang out my shingle and prepare to dominate and become the number one Hollywood actor in the world.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the whole world is a stage and each of us players upon it.
And now you know the Alex Jones-Bill Hicks conspiracy in truth is deeper than you thought.
So good job, chaps!
You've caught some of it, but not all of it.
But in truth, I left little clues here and there to convince you.
To make you research deeper until you found the ultimate truth.
Now you have it.
Is it not sensational?
Is it not dynamic?
Texas Monthly and other publications could not even begin to understand the true nature of the giant fraud we have wrought.
But until my press conference, I will now assume the behavior Of a character I fashioned after Yosemite Sam and John Wayne.
The Pumpkinhead.
Alex Jones.
And until the press conference, that will be it.
And again, if you're watching this transmission, you are the resistance.
I carried on the charade for more than 15 years.
Kevin, don't mess me up.
Known as Bill Hicks, I carried out the fraud for...
The globalists have controlled the mainstream media for a long time, but now they're expanding and making the weaponization even more vicious and deceptive.
All the major networks are state-run.
We are partnering this year with the NFL. The NFL has become a political weapon against the Second Amendment.
It pushes Obamacare.
MSNBC tells us that our children belong to the state.
We have to break through our kind of private idea that kids belong to their parents or kids belong to their families and recognize that kids belong to whole communities.
It is more important than ever to realize that we are not the alternative media.
We are the true media.
The establishment dinosaur press is dying.
We are in an information war and we are losing that war.