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| Time | Text |
|---|---|
| What if you talk to the school nurse? | |
| No, she doesn't know anything. | |
| Will you just come get me? | |
| No. | |
| Well, will you do me a favor then? | |
| What? | |
| Can you bring me my chapstick? | |
| No, Napoleon. | |
| But my lips hurt real bad! | |
| I just bought some from the school nurse. | |
| I know she has like five sticks in her drawer. | |
| I'm not gonna use hers, you sicko! | |
| See ya. | |
| Ugh! | |
| Idiot! | |
| As bizarre as that scene was, a similar event has now actually taken place. | |
| In Virginia, an 11-year-old was told that she couldn't have ChapStick without a doctor's note. | |
| And even if she did produce the prescription, the nurse would have to apply it for her. | |
| It seems that zero tolerance also applies to common sense. | |
| And let us not forget the case of the infamous Pop-Tart gun, where a boy in Maryland was suspended after eating his pastry the wrong way. | |
| A school staffer claims that the boy used the gun to imitate a gun sound. | |
| And so what if he did? | |
| But there is hope, though. | |
| Sixth graders in Arkansas were given the task of deciding which of our God-given rights the government should allow us to have. | |
| So if I lose my right to bear arms, hopefully I'll gain my right to bear lip balm. | |
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