Special Reports & Tweets - 20140304_SpecialReport-3_Alex
Aired: 2014-03-04
Duration: 02:28


=== Looking for True Patriots (02:27) ===

[00:00:00]  Special assignment, ladies and gentlemen.
[00:00:02]  Looking for the true patriots.
[00:00:03]  Is the knowledge still alive and well?
[00:00:06]  In the party scene on 6th Street in Austin, Texas.
[00:00:10]  Can you name all seven continents of the Earth?
[00:00:14]  Of the Earth?
[00:00:15]  So there's Asia, Africa, South America, North America, Europe, Antarctica, South... no, wait.
[00:00:30]  Oh yeah, Australia's my continent, is it?
[00:00:33]  Asia?
[00:00:35]  America?
[00:00:37]  South America?
[00:00:42]  Japan?
[00:00:43]  Hong Kong?
[00:00:44]  You know, Canada?
[00:00:45]  You know, Africa?
[00:00:47]  Three of the Bill of Rights?
[00:00:51]  That would be... Man, you are picking a hard night for me.
[00:00:55]  Can you name the Vice President?
[00:00:58]  Dick Cheney?
[00:00:59]  John Boehner.
[00:01:01]  Was John Adams allergic to the peanuts on Air Force One?
[00:01:07]  Yes.
[00:01:08]  Yes.
[00:01:09]  He was.
[00:01:10]  I think that's how he died.
[00:01:11]  Really?
[00:01:12]  Yeah, the peanuts.
[00:01:13]  That's tragic.
[00:01:15]  It is.
[00:01:16]  Somebody should have been on board making sure, you know, eating the peanuts before he did.
[00:01:20]  Liam McAdoo?
[00:01:22]  Hot.
[00:01:24]  Everybody knows that.
[00:01:27]  You remember when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
[00:01:29]  1941?
[00:01:31]  The journey to find some red-blooded Americans continues.
[00:01:36]  When we fought Hitler, what war was that?
[00:01:38]  World War II.
[00:01:40]  Thank you very much.
[00:01:41]  You're a true patriot.
[00:01:43]  Of course I am.
[00:01:43]  I'm an American.
[00:01:44]  Are you?
[00:01:47]  John Adams, was he allergic to the peanuts on Air Force One?
[00:01:53]  No.
[00:01:54]  No?
[00:01:55]  No.
[00:01:57]  You finished, but no, that's not my understanding of how he died.
[00:02:01]  Who is the greatest president of the United States?
[00:02:04]  Mandela!
[00:02:06]  Well, we've had some very interesting responses out here mingling with the drunk and brainless, but the jury is still out on whether or not there is any hope for humanity.
[00:02:17]  Now, if you've got some questions that you'd like us to ask these fine folks the next time we're out here, leave your suggestions in the comments below.
[00:02:25]  Info wars!