Freedomain Radio - Stefan Molyneux - Snow White Aired: 2025-03-24 Duration: 03:59 === The Princess Problem (03:59) === [00:00:00] Good evening, everybody. [00:00:01] It is me. [00:00:03] Me alone. [00:00:07] Alone. Alone. [00:00:08] All right. [00:00:09] So, I'm afraid to say that we are low energy. [00:00:13] Why are we low energy? [00:00:14] We made a fatal error. [00:00:15] We made a fatal error. [00:00:16] Fatal. A very, very... [00:00:18] We watched Snow White. [00:00:20] We did. [00:00:21] We watched Snow White. [00:00:22] Oh, rather to say, we were trapped in the soulless... [00:00:25] Snow White stole our soul. [00:00:26] We were trapped in the soulless, dead-eyed universe of Snow White, the new Snow White based upon the 1937 movie. [00:00:35] Hey, quick question. [00:00:36] Do you know what the original story was? [00:00:39] What? I don't actually. [00:00:41] So the original story was rewritten a bunch of times, but one of the sort of core original story, there is a prince, and he buys Snow White's sleeping corpse. [00:00:55] From the dwarves. [00:00:56] Guys won't even ask for numbers nowadays. [00:00:58] They've been doing all that back then. [00:01:00] Come on, guys. [00:01:01] Love your game. [00:01:01] He basically goes to the dwarves and haggles for her corpse-like body. [00:01:07] And then what happens is they're carrying her in a glass coffin to deliver her to the prince's lair. [00:01:13] She's getting human travel. [00:01:14] She really is. [00:01:16] And then they drop her. [00:01:18] And she falls, tumbles down the stairs in her lifeless way in the glass shards, but that dislodges the piece of apple from her throat. [00:01:28] That is so funny. [00:01:30] There's no kiss at all. [00:01:32] And they changed it. [00:01:34] Now, Rachel's... [00:01:35] I should have just kept that. [00:01:36] That's funny. [00:01:38] Bring her to my lair, the body. [00:01:41] I don't know, man. [00:01:43] I mean, if they're trying to be all diverse and stuff, right? [00:01:47] Bring her in the oil to the vault of virgins. [00:01:51] Yeah, it's a little odd. [00:01:53] It's a little odd. [00:01:54] And the original, not the original, but the Disney one, I believe, there's an age gap of 14 and 31. So many years ago, there was a comedy show where people did improv, and one of them was, be the worst person to audition for the role of Romeo in Romeo and Juliet. [00:02:14] And there's only two that I remember. [00:02:16] He's a straight man. [00:02:16] One is... [00:02:17] I'm kidding. [00:02:18] One is... [00:02:19] Well, it's not all about looks, you know. [00:02:21] It's about charisma. [00:02:23] That's one. [00:02:23] And the other was... [00:02:24] So this... [00:02:25] Juliet, she's like... [00:02:28] 14? No, that's crazy. [00:02:31] It's kind of old, though. [00:02:33] So bad. [00:02:34] Oh, does the P and Diddy meet? [00:02:36] Oh, Prince. [00:02:37] P Diddy. [00:02:37] Prince Diddy. [00:02:37] Yes! Now, do you know... [00:02:40] Do you know that there is a... [00:02:42] Have you heard... [00:02:43] Someday my prince will come. [00:02:45] There's a famous song from the early one. [00:02:47] Of course, they couldn't do it. [00:02:48] Because she is a little princess who's kind of one-shotted into radicalism by a scurvy, greasy-haired leftist thief living in the woods. [00:02:56] That guy was mad ugly. [00:02:57] I'm sorry. [00:02:58] Did you get ugly? [00:02:59] Yeah. Yeah? [00:03:00] He was crusty-dusty. [00:03:02] Crusty-dusty-musty. [00:03:03] Why did he never need to shave? [00:03:06] I don't think that man has seen hygiene in 20 years. [00:03:09] He had the Robin Patterson, what are you going to wash your hair with? [00:03:12] Dirt. Dirt. [00:03:15] No, he was... [00:03:15] I'm sorry, guys. [00:03:16] He was mad ugly. [00:03:17] I don't have high standards. [00:03:19] I really don't. [00:03:20] I think you can, like... [00:03:21] But, I mean, like... [00:03:22] She's managed to lower the magnificent standards of her mother. [00:03:25] No, he can, like, not vet. [00:03:26] He can vouch for me. [00:03:27] I don't have super high standards for guys, but that guy was just not it. [00:03:30] So, other than the greasy, floppy, deep-fried hair... [00:03:33] Like, you can be ugly and still have charisma. [00:03:36] You seem depressed. [00:03:37] I've seen, like... [00:03:37] I've liked some guys who I would say are definitely below average, but they have charisma and, like, personality and flair. [00:03:45] Flair! Flair! [00:03:47] No, but they have some charisma to them. [00:03:49] He was like, dead-eye. [00:03:51] Even in the song, Princess Problem. [00:03:53] I don't remember the tune, but it was catchy. [00:03:55] I say that. [00:03:55] I know I don't remember the tune, but whatever. [00:03:57] The Princess Problem ones, he could have said it with some flair.