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April 17, 2021 - Freedomain Radio - Stefan Molyneux
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Top Among Us Tips and Tricks from Isabella!
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All right, so let's get started with everyone's kind permission, and thank you so much for dropping by tonight.
Thanks for your patience, too.
It was a while since we started because of technical issues.
So how to play among us with extreme skill.
Now, hang on. I'm so sorry.
I know this is your presentation.
I'll shut up in a second. Now, for those who've played with us before, the most important aspect of this first slide is not the word But the color.
And sorry, just the people...
Hang on, just a moment. Don't interrupt.
Don't interrupt. Just a moment. So, for those of you who are on audio, why do I say that the word extreme being in yellow is such a wonderful tribute to one of the best players known to me?
Because he plays as yellow and clearly he has to be smug about it for the rest of the time.
Oh my, I played with yellow!
And I think it was beautiful!
Oh, lovely! That voice is so punchable.
It is. It is very punchable.
That was even one of the less punchable versions, too.
Patience is the serial killer's best friend.
Yes, that's true. If you wait for the cornflakes to come...
Okay, never mind. Alright, so...
We'll go to the first slide?
Wait, no. Can we just admire how smug Orange looks at the side?
Let's point out that the Thug Life sunglasses are very cool on orange, right?
I thought they were funny. Right.
And also, the arrow there, skilled player?
You don't play as orange.
It points towards the yellow.
No, it doesn't. It does!
Okay, anyway. Here we go.
Now, I'm sorry that we couldn't make this text smaller, and I'm sorry if you're on a phone, but good luck with your eyesight.
It was small. And if you've got questions or comments, you can type them in the chat.
You can burst in on the audio, whatever it is you like.
Okay, go ahead. Okay, so main thing...
Oh, Skelled Edition. This is Skelled, yeah.
This is for Skelled.
So this doesn't really apply when you're playing on text with the people online, but when you're on voice, like, please respect people's times during meetings.
Like, if you talk over them...
It just is really unproductive and no one can get their word out properly.
And there's a lot of time just like, okay, blah, blah, blah, talk.
And that takes up like at least 20 seconds of the meeting because everyone's yelling over each other.
On the other hand, if you are an imposter, long stories about things that happened when you were seven can be extremely helpful.
They can also be really annoying for the ghosts and or get you banned for the game.
I guess that's true. Not banned.
I mean, well, banned and kicked out at the same time.
Right, right. No, I'm kidding. Yeah, I mean, when people do that, I often try and vote them, A, because they're filibustering, and B, because that could be an imposter strategy.
If you're playing with my daughter, please try not to make dad jokes.
I can't remember why. Because I'm often the host of the lobby and I'll kick you.
Yeah, you will get banned for dad jokes without a doubt.
Should we tell the story? Oh gosh, okay, so you tell, you tell.
Okay, so the other day we were playing and it came down to Izzy and one other person and I held her fate in my hands.
Who I voted for was who was going to win and I said to Izzy, Izzy, I just have two very important questions for you.
Izzy, what does it say there?
Try not to talk over people during meetings.
I was just talking. Anyway, so I said, I have two very, very important questions for you.
Number one, Is Dad a great dancer?
I said yes, he's an amazing dancer.
I know I have to win this.
I appreciate that.
He's not. He's not.
The second question I had was...
Does your dad make the best dad jokes?
And you said? Yeah, best dad jokes of any dad I've heard.
I've heard! I've heard!
In other words, if she hasn't heard them, they could be better.
I have! So, unfortunately, because of that incomplete answer, I had to vote her off, and I really, really felt that I had won this until the next game, when what happened?
So we were playing an airship, right?
So I was in the meeting table area with one of my fellow crewmates, or someone I didn't think was the imposter.
I hung around them for a bit.
I was a crewmate this round, too. I walked down, went over towards the vent, and I just gasped, and then I walked back up.
I called a meeting, but I didn't immediately yell anything.
I made sure my dad was still alive, and I just started going insane.
I was yelling. I was pointing out money, different little stuff, things he'd done.
You said he vented! I was accusing you of venting.
I hadn't seen you the entire round.
And it was the round afterwards, because I'm petty that way, and I just had to.
And I do try to explain to you how vengeance is just so petty.
But anyway, and I was telling everyone this is just revenge for the last round, but what happened?
What happened? Five votes my dad, two votes me, one votes Skip, and two people are dead.
Welcome to the void. There is a dad joke here.
I'm just going to mention it. Somebody says, I was buying some poison for animals.
I already read it. If it was good for wasps, he said no.
You're banned. It kills them. Okay, can we ban?
Ban. No, don't do it.
Mute. No, just kidding, just kidding, just kidding.
No! CryptoPirate says, the most important tip, if you see someone named Apocalypse, they're always imposter.
That's actually not true. I didn't get an imposter once today and I only got it like twice yesterday.
Let's see. Somebody says, I would like to see a version that is all imposters and no one knows that they are the imposter.
That would be interesting.
If you just click something, it's like, wait, I just killed someone.
You're talking about the boardroom of the New York Times.
We'll wait until after. We won't do all of these this long, but what have we got for number two?
Number two, if someone reports a body or calls a meeting, let them talk first.
I'm very guilty of this.
I do this all the time. If someone reports a body or call a meeting, I'll just start shouting my sus at someone else.
And then I'm like, oh wait, no, we keep reported.
Go ahead. Oh, and if you accuse someone, don't vote until they have a chance to reply.
Yeah, don't insta-vote. I think we get into that later, but no, I don't think we do.
But yeah, don't insta-vote, because that just really...
Kind of like throws the game.
If your daughter kills you in the game...
Don't come in and tickle them!
Open her door, stare at her balefully, and then just attack her with tickle hands, and that way she has a great deal of challenge in the meetings.
This is why I like myself in my washroom.
So just to rather ask, what if I'm sure?
If you see someone bent...
If you see someone vent or kill and you 100% know it's them, that's my only exception.
But the problem is people will think you're sus for insta-voting.
No, they won't because if you're 100% sure, they're like, hey, he's pretty confident.
Maybe we should believe him. I know it's worked for me.
Alright. Okay, so...
Try not to stick together.
It makes it really hard for the imposter.
It also makes the game kind of less fun.
Like, I did this the other day.
I voted out my imposter buddy.
Like, I started sussing him.
Anyways, he got voted out, and everyone was starting to like, okay, well, I probably don't think it's her because she, you know, pushed hard to vote someone.
Also... Now, and it's a tough one because you want to win as the crewmates, but if you just stick together, it really becomes boring.
Now, if the crewmates are sticking together, we'll get to imposter stuff in a sec, but if crewmates are sticking together, two things you should do.
Call lights. Call lights.
Call lights, you can kill, like, right in front of them, and they can't see much.
So that's when lights go off, and the other is?
Multi-grane, don't vote APOC. Pardon me, go ahead.
So, but the other is, try and split them up with a sabotage, right?
Yeah, no, no, no, just lights.
Other sabotages don't work, because O2, there are two positions for O2. One...
A few people go up there, and a few other people go down there.
So it doesn't even give you a stat kill or anything, because people are all split up.
Reactor brings them all to one room.
I'm not counting Polis or Airship, I'm just talking about Skeldron.
I guess Lights is honestly the best.
Communications isn't great, because people know it's pretty stat kill central when communications get called, so people often stand aside and just watch to see what happens.
Multigrain, we play with her.
She said, I just made an account on here to say vote APOC. Can you ban herself?
Can I rename her to Bagel Lady?
Yeah. Anyways.
Somebody says I'm in Doom and Cyberpunk.
Yeah, I've never played Cyberpunk. Okay, so four.
What do we got? If you die, don't go AFK with unfinished tasks.
Leave the game if you don't feel like doing tasks.
Kermates can never win on tasks if people aren't doing them.
We used to have a big issue with that in our server.
People just die and then go do something else, but they wouldn't leave the game.
So it's like, how many tasks do we have left?
Oh, it's not even half done.
Okay. Yeah, that's not good.
That's not good. If you're the imposter and people are sticking together, stick with them and call lights.
Yeah, well, this is the imposter version of trying not to stick together.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, if the lights are out.
Remember how bad their vision is, you can kill in front of them, they have no idea.
Don't kill, like, right in front of them, try and kill, like, next to them.
Right, right. Six.
Always vote if there are three players left.
If you don't, the imposter can call a sabotage, kill one of you and win.
Uh, I, just basically every time, uh, if you get down to, like, three players, let's obviously, like, one imposter, two crates.
Uh, If they don't vote, just call Reactor.
Go over to Reactor with them.
Lock the door. Any doors nearby Reactor, upper engine and lower engine.
Maybe even security if you want.
And then just kill one of them.
That's right. That's right.
Is the imposter a bot or a real player?
A real player. I've got an imposter many times.
There's no AI. There's no NPCs in Among Us.
Unless you go into free play and people just stand around.
Like it says, dummy won. I'm coming over there.
You're right next to me. I'm coming over there.
I tickled him. Alright.
So, yeah, so...
Oh, yeah, you've got to vote if you're a cremate.
Like, if you don't vote, you're going to lose the game.
Unless the imposter doesn't know what they're doing, they'll call lights or something like that.
So give me the strategy that you gave.
Give everyone the strategy that you...
Gave me when you're in Skeld.
I did. The reactor part.
No, but you have to wait. Oh, yeah.
So, sorry. Go over to the meeting table, right, which is where you come off after meeting.
Wait until you have, like, two seconds left to call a meeting.
Step away and call reactor. Everyone will go over to reactor, and then just lock...
Once they fix it, like, don't fix it.
Lock the doors to upper engine and lower engine, and then...
If you still have a really long kill cooldown, you can lock the doors to cafeteria and storage.
Exactly. And if you don't win there, then your kill cooldown's too long and it's unfair for imposters.
Six. Oh, we did this one, right?
Okay, seven. The moment you only need one less kill to win the game, call Reactor, make your kill.
Yeah, kind of what we talked about. This happens with five players, two imposters.
This is just for our server.
I don't know about, like, your games and stuff, but we tend not to do add-in table with five or less players.
Or cameras. Or cameras, yeah.
It makes the game really easy.
Like, you just see one venting, call a meeting, ask where everyone was, and then, yeah.
And what's the... I don't know if we say it later, but what's the reminder of the imposter when you're in the vents or you are on cameras?
What happens to your kill cooldown? Oh, yeah.
In the vents, on cameras, waiting to call a meeting or looking at admin table or something like that, your kill cooldown just sits as it is.
Doesn't go down. Also, fixing is sabotage.
Right. It happens when you're trying to fix lights.
Like, just try...
I often go over to electrical, wait until someone comes into the room, and the moment I see them at the bottom of my screen, I fix the lights.
Mm-hmm. Or if I don't want that to happen, I just kill them and then go over and vent somewhere.
And you'll get killed a lot in electrical.
In fact, it's been so tough for me.
I just turn a light on and faint because I get any dealing with electricity, I'm doomed.
All right. So, Nine.
Try not to kill someone first if they have died early a lot.
I mean, it makes the game kind of not enjoyable.
This is kind of a politeness thing.
Yeah. And do try and keep track of it because, you know, if somebody's playing a game and the games can be like five or ten minutes, if they die early, that's like half an hour, like 15 to 30 minutes of their life, but they're mostly just sitting there.
So it's just an etiquette thing.
Doing tasks isn't always the best use of your time.
I used to never do my tasks and always catch imposters, but I kind of got bored of that and imposters started getting too good, so I had to go do my tasks again.
It may be better to use the admin table or try and catch venting.
You can see if someone's venting by looking at the vent through the walls.
It does actually open.
You just can't see who goes in.
Yeah, you'll see a little outline of the vent opening.
The best way to do this, look on cameras.
So say someone goes into MedBay.
Advent table is not lies.
It works fine. Say you're on the security cameras.
Obviously, you have six or more players.
And then someone will go into MedBay.
Hop off the cameras and look at the MedBay vent to see if it opens or not.
Because you can see the vents through the walls.
You can, yeah, and you can see if they open too.
Just look at the camera, see if someone goes in a room, and then look and see if the vent opens.
Don't stay in position in the game if you're on voice.
I know a lot of games often don't do the...
What's it called? Sorry, a lot of games don't often have voice off.
Everyone's on mute until the meeting.
We don't do that just for like...
Trash-talking, mocking jokes.
Yeah. Just general chatting, too.
Yeah, so don't say your position in the game if you're non-mute.
In your experience, how often the game's won by completely all the tasks?
I gotta say, it's far too often.
Like, I had a game earlier today.
I was doing so well.
And then... There were, like, two tasks left or something like that after a meeting, and I was just, like, panicking, going, oh my gosh.
So, not panicking, but I mean, I had to, like, call communications, but the one person with tasks didn't fix it and won.
Well, so I will win some games with the task of tickle hands on a daughter who kills me.
Yes, that's actually really not awful.
So, I can win that pretty, and that's just one task.
All right. Skyven, is the next slide punishments for breaking these rules?
No, this is, the next slide is voting when it comes to crewmates and imposters.
Alright. Here we go.
Here we go. Here we go. That's a cute way of saying you cheat.
I can't believe that he would say that about you.
He cheats. I can't believe he would say that.
I'm shocked. He cheats.
Shocked. Alright. Impostors versus crewmates.
We won't spend a long time on this one.
This one's pretty simple. You read it.
You're better at reading things. Me? Yeah, you're better at reading things.
When you get to seven players alive, if you have two imposters and five crewmates, you really need to try hard to vote out a crewmate.
This is the imposter side. The imposter side, yeah.
It can be pretty hard if you've already been sussed.
Trying to get someone voted out could backfire and get you thrown out of the airlock.
If you do it correctly, then that leaves you with four crewmates and two impostors.
One double kill and you win the game.
Once crewmates don't add a number, impostors win.
Is there any time that you really should vote?
Yeah. Yes.
You want to vote on five players, two imposters, three crewmates, because you only need one less crewmate to win.
But if you try and get the crewmates to not vote, they will think your assassin will most likely vote you.
I, meaning Izzy, would definitely vote you.
Don't kill people who are sus.
I always forget that because...
Do you remember that one time?
Hang on. Do you remember that one game where I had an impulse kill?
Yeah. Wait, which one?
Which one are you talking about?
All of them. So yeah, all of them.
I'm a bit of much...
Pretty much if I see someone alone, it doesn't matter.
My hand is drawn like a magnet.
To that? You, like, walk up to somebody and just kill them.
Like, if you walk into a room and I'm in there, I'm like, oh my god, I'm dead.
And also, don't kill the people who are most sus of them.
Try and keep those two alive and then just, like, watch as they, like, vote each other off and just laugh.
Just go on mute and laugh. On the other hand, walking away from any potential kill is a way to end your life.
That's not even close to true!
I left you alive for the entire game just so you could vote out brown at the end.
Oh yes. My pet.
Alright. Do you want to do this one?
I think we even published that game.
I don't know. I think we did. Oh, the game is called Among Us.
Yes, it's called Among Us. Will you guys be playing this stream so we can see it in...
Oh my gosh!
Yeah, yeah, we could do that. Yeah, that'd be fun.
Alright. When you get...
Oh my god, I'm so bad at reading things, but, you know, don't worry.
Yeah, just go slow. Just go slow.
When you get... No, I'm gonna go...
When you get to seven players alive, two imposters, five cremates, you really need to skip.
This cremate side. This is cremate side, yeah.
If you vote and you vote off a cremate, then the imposters only have to win.
One double kill to win, two kills, and you lose the game.
Once cremates don't number imposters, imposters win.
Is there any time that you really should vote?
Yes, you have to vote on five players, two imposters, three cremates.
The imposters only need one kill to win.
If you don't vote, they can easily sabotage something and make a kill.
Kill people who are...
No, I'm kidding. Yeah, so down on the bottom left here, you can see...
The red is the imposter. So, wait, what?
They vote Lime. Oh, the two top reds won, right?
Yeah. Okay. So the red is the imposter.
And so is the Siam. So they vote Lime.
Then the impostors do a double kill.
And then the impostors win the game because they're equal to the crewmates.
Equal to the crewmates, yes. You really have to watch that stuff.
Next is common tasks.
Now, I'm really on the technical side of catching people, which is awesome.
Okay, what tasks did you go?
What order did the wiring go to?
Did you have wiring or sweat card?
Wait, do you remember that one time when I came in and faked a task in admin?
Yeah. Which one?
Oh, yeah. I've done it a couple of times.
So you get these common tasks that everybody shares.
Yeah. Wiring and swipe card.
Yeah. So in admin, in Skelt, if you're an imposter, you don't actually have any real tasks.
You have a list of tasks that you can fake.
So I went in and I faked doing the admin swipe, but because you didn't have it and it's a common task, you knew that I didn't have it.
I did give you a chance, though, since you've been voted out a lot.
I called a meeting. I said, okay, I know who this imposter is and they have one round to kill me.
And then... And then you locked your door so I couldn't attack you, like in the real world.
And then you killed just the rabbit and then I won the game because I said it was him and everyone believed me.
Will you guys really start a game and make it a private lobby?
No, why don't we start a game and make it a public lobby?
You guys can join in.
We can send the code in. Make it private so that random people don't join.
You guys can join.
That would be pretty cool. That would be fun. I guess you could hear us and then reply.
Why don't you guys, while you're watching this, get it installed if you want to play?
Also, one thing. If you do a download that's like 7.8 seconds long and it's supposed to be 7.7 seconds long, I will vote you.
Oh, she's got it down to the tenth of a second.
Yeah. Downloads can be pretty random, though.
It can be like 7 seconds, 10 seconds.
Is it? Yeah, because sometimes, you know that little animation of the guy running into the file folder?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That can sometimes go on after it gets to 100%.
So, yeah. I know that most people play with their taskbar hidden when they are in posture so that they can see more, but I would really recommend that you keep it open so that you know what task to fake.
It might cover up your screen a bit, but you're going to get voted out if you don't have it open.
The same applies to long tasks.
I know what the long tasks are, and if we have no long tasks in the game, you'll get voted out.
Before you fake a task, make sure you actually have it.
Oh, sorry. Banana Mango Smoothie says it's 1.30 a.m.
Confused of what I should do now.
Clearly get a bendy straw, put it in your ear, and drink yourself.
All right. Banana Mango Smoothie.
I've caught at least 10 impos...
Oh, sorry. Yeah. Before you fake a task, make sure you actually have it.
I've caught at least, probably, like, at least 20 imposters.
More, yeah. 20 imposters. Faking common tasks I don't have, and I play with pretty skilled people.
So the other people are skilled.
I'm the pretty one, but yeah.
Yeah, okay. There is one thing about wiring.
They're actually wiring paths that isn't randomized.
I'm not going to get into all of them here, but I will give you the basics.
So electrical wiring will always come first if you do have it in your sequence.
That doesn't mean, oh yeah, electrical always comes first every single time.
It just means, like, it can't come second or last.
It just always has to come first if you're going to end up having it.
Security always comes last if you have it.
Same goes for that. Like, it doesn't always come last no matter what.
And cafeteria can never come last.
Can it become first? First!
It says first! Keep that word down!
All right. I was like, pausing for a second, like, wait, no, I can't.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
That's not how we rehearsed it. Alright.
Banana mango smoothie.
Install Among Us and play with us.
General tips to make the games more fun.
Meetings! A lot of times when she's playing, people start calling meetings every 15 to 30 seconds.
It starts to get really annoying.
Especially for some of the crewmates.
Are you trying to imitate me? Dad.
Okay, I don't do that!
Just kidding. If you're calling a meeting, it may be way less helpful than you think.
It may even be bad for crewmates.
Actually, that's not may even.
It is bad for crewmates. Well, usually, right?
Usually. Or often. And this is something that you figured out.
I didn't get it, right?
I'll actually read the next one. Yeah, you go.
Go. What were you saying, though? No.
Oh, so when you call a meeting, you're basically pulling everyone away from their tasks and increasing their risk of getting killed automatically.
Jared. Yeah, Jared, thank you.
Thank you for putting that in. This is directed at Jared.
When you call a meeting, you're pulling everyone away from the task.
Yeah, okay. A download task takes 7 to 10 seconds.
Three of the downloads are right on top of an event.
One is very close to an event and the other is in a very secluded room, which would be communications.
The upload is also right next to the event.
Also, during a download, you can barely see anything, so the impostors can kill next to you and just walk away.
I've done this so many times, like, I was in a room with two people, and it was electrical actually, so, sorry, there were three people in a room, I walked in, two of them were doing tasks, I just killed someone and walked out, and they were like, uh, so it's obviously an APOC kill because she does risky kills like this, and I'm like, I've never done!
I've never done one like that!
Right, right, right. Anyways, I got voted out, and it was pretty sad.
Where the heck was I? Also, during your download, you can barely see anything, so the impostors can kill next to you and just walk away, or vent away.
Also, there's so many tasks far away from the meeting, it takes a while for people to get back to them.
That also kind of applies for Mira Headquarters and the other maps that are even bigger.
Oh, when I have to do that death trudge to reactor, I'm just like, oh, forget it.
Yeah, yeah. Okay.
Now, we often only play with only one meeting, but that can be different online, but go ahead.
If you spend your only meeting on some dumb kill cooldown reset, then you are completely helpless if you see someone vent or pick a task.
Also, you can't even call a meeting when you're down to five players and the imposters only need one kill to win.
At that point, you really need a meeting.
Like, more than you do to just reset kill cooldown.
I'm not saying never call meetings.
If there haven't been any bodies reported after a very long time, that could be a good time to call a meeting.
Just, like, please, I beg you, don't do it every ten seconds.
Actually, yeah, it just struck me.
What? So this is going to shock everyone, but it just struck me that you could conceivably call a meeting to hide a body, right?
Oh my gosh, he does it like every game!
Is that possible? No!
You've lost your privilege of speaking.
At least I still have my privilege of breathing.
Probably until the next slide.
What does this say, Skyman, say?
The entire person, yeah.
You know what? It was after Jared inspired everyone to just keep calling meetings.
I'm like, I've got to make something.
I've got to help these people. Meetings, fam.
I did not become an entrepreneur to end up doing more meetings.
Yeah. No, it's not based entirely off Jared.
No, it's just something we need to do.
This is just general stuff.
I thought, you know, I was kind of bored. Okay, here's a cool trick.
You read it. Here's how you know who to vote.
When two people are accusing each other of venting, I wrote it like it's an actual game.
You do it.
Oh, fine. No, you do it.
Let's do it together. Oh, no.
No, it's not. One word each.
No, it's yours. You do it. Okay, you're peacefully doing some wiring, and then Purple suddenly calls a meeting and accuses Orange of venting.
No one knows who to believe, but Blue has an idea.
Blue says, since Purple called the meeting, she would have had to bring the first one out of the room where Orange vented, therefore, first is the meeting button.
If Purple had vented, she would have been chasing Orange, therefore, she couldn't have been ahead of him in order to call a meeting.
If it doesn't make sense, here are some pictures.
You did these, right?
I do these, yeah. These are really bad drawings because they took like 20 minutes.
So orange vents, they still look better than the actual characters in Among Us.
So orange vents, purple runs away.
Now to the right of this little meeting bottom left here, to the right is where the event table is, right?
No, I just literally drew room.
I have no idea what I'm spacing off.
So purple has to be in front of orange in order to call a meeting and not get killed, right?
Makes sense. So whoever calls a meeting is probably a crewmate.
Only in scale. Mirror HQ has universal venting.
That means vents go everywhere.
Talk about the bugs. Okay, do you playtest this?
Is this, like, not possible to playtest?
The game is making a fortune for these guys.
You can't even move after a meeting.
You have to go into your settings and out of your settings again.
That's literally the simplest thing of the entire game.
And we've tried it on Android, on Windows, on iOS, and every single platform after a meeting you can't move.
You have to go into your settings and out of your settings to start to move again.
Sometimes it takes more than one try.
I do not understand where the quality control is in these things.
And what's the other one? So sometimes when you finish a task, it still points you to your old task, right?
If communications...
So say you have an arrow towards...
Say you're diverting power to weapons, right?
You finish the part one and you're going over to weapons to divert power.
Communications get sabotaged and you can't see where your tasks are.
The arrow disappears.
Say you go over and complete that task, right?
Yeah. The arrow will still appear afterwards.
Yeah, yeah, it's bad.
It's bad. Oh, was there other ones?
Sometimes the timing things.
No, that's fine. That's fine.
It's just, yeah, okay, okay. Next one?
Last slide. Yeah. Whoa!
There's more. You're a pro.
You're assuming purple's gender.
That's actually fair. I am assuming purple's gender.
Okay, everyone I've played with who goes purple has been a girl, and we only have a few girls on the server.
Except for...
I mean, everyone who is purple.
There are other girls who don't do purple.
I go red, so...
And, yeah, so read the last bit, and we'll take questions if people have them.
You can read the first one, I'm sure.
If you have any more questions... Hey!
Hey, Apple! You made it to the end!
Okay, hey, you made it to the end.
You're a pro now. I hope you enjoy winning.
I really hope you found this helpful.
Maybe consider commenting your ideas so I can make better work in the future.
Yeah, if you have any more requests, questions or requests, just, you know, say it in the chat.
We won't be having any comments on BitChute because there's some seriously nasty people on BitChute who turn everything into an insult fest.
Nice. So people said, we're pros.
You are pros. Deal with it.
Right. Well, that's good because you wouldn't want to be poetry.
All right. Anybody, if you have any questions or comments or even digs, yeah, you can unmute yourself if you want and if you wanted to do any trash talking.
Nice TED Talk. TED Talks are like these fairly formal educational things.
It's pretty educational. Fairly formal except that this all was directed at one person.
Can you start all over?
I just got here. Absolutely.
No. Hang on.
Let's just go back up here.
How to play Among Us.
No, we're recording this.
Thanks, we probably will still lose.
Yeah, no, we're recording this, so we can...
Sorry, I just need to change this to yellow.
No, stop! Stone Cold, Stéphane Molyneux, cutting a promo.
That's right, baby! I'm gonna take his head and put it in his elbow.
I'm not very good at trash talk.
All right.
So if you have questions or comments or we can flip over to a game.
Hang on. Let's just see. Everyone's muted.
Does anybody have any comments or trash talk in the audio?
I'm not muted technically either.
So let's see here.
Naptime says, I got voted out for not voting on five once.
Yes, you did get voted out because...
I disavow.
I think that's just... That's so wrong.
I'm with you, brother. That is not wrong.
That's, like, the best thing in the entire world.
No, I'm kidding. It's this PowerPoint used to make the presentation.
You did it in Google Slides.
No, I did it in Google Slides. Google Slides.
We just avoided it. I saw something called Google.
And we just imported it into...
I can't believe I installed something with the word Google in it.
I know. Shocking. Shocking.
Is this a local game or an online game?
It's online only.
But you can make private games.
Oh, Jared, are you talking? Sorry.
I can't see. I can't hear him.
Don't believe them about the whole calling meetings things.
It's just an arbitrary excuse to get rid of me.
It's not an arbitrary excuse.
It's not. It's not.
I promise. If you don't vote, there's no reason to complain.
The worst thing is when you go through decontamination to go do some long task and you had to wait for the doors to open and you just get to, like, Simon Says or whatever, and then Meeting gets called.
Like, no! I didn't get to do my task!
Because he called a meeting just after he said don't call a meeting.
Well, no, but I had a body to hide.
Oh, sorry. Nothing. Nothing.
Nothing. Alright, anybody else?
Anybody else? Questions, issues, comments, problems?
Looks like everyone's hungry to play.
So wait, what are your thoughts on the impassioned case?
Because I made a great case, I saw someone kill right in front of me, still got thrown off the ship.
That case was amazing.
That's like the most effort you've ever put into a case.
I don't know why they voted you.
Okay, so I think what Izzy and I are going to do at this point is we're going to give you guys two ways that you can make a case, right?
So Izzy will be playing Izzy, and I will be playing Multigrain.
Alright? Oh my god.
So, Izzy, imagine that you're just trying to get me sussed for venting because I just asked you embarrassing questions in the last round.
Wait, why are you playing multigrain? Oh, because she's very calm and sedate in the way that she...
Oh, but no, wait, I'm confused. Are you actually playing multigrain?
Like what she would say, are you playing you in a multigrain form?
No, I'm... What? I will not physically fall into bread.
Okay, so you would say about me venting.
How would you go? Oh my gosh, okay, I just saw my dad vent.
He literally just vented in whatever room it was called.
I don't know what room. Electrical.
I just saw him vent in electrical.
You guys have to vote him.
I'm not kidding. He vented.
No, no.
No, that's not...
Dad, your voice isn't soothing enough.
That's not the way that it actually went down, but I guess if...
I mean, nobody trusts me anyway, so I mean, I'm probably going to get voted off no matter what, but it's not really...
Skyman, I'm not laughing too much!
That's not sus! So, yeah, if you guys could vote for Izzy, not me, that would be good.
If you don't... Okay!
She's not like that!
Chris! Hmm, Steph is gonna...
It's pretty convincing.
Excellent, excellent. Yeah, so I don't know.
I think whatever you do, you have to commit to it.
Like, you have to commit this. You have to, like, yell.
You have to commit. You have to, like, I don't know, kick people.
This person is hysterical.
They must be right. That was not multigrade speaking!
Was that multigrade speaking?
Yes, she has a bad cold.
No, and it's tough. It's, you know, how do you fight back hard?
Also, if you're the imposter and nobody's asking you questions...
Just be quiet. Well, no, but then they say, oh, he's been really quiet.
He's normally very talkative. Yeah, you could just say, look, no one was asking me anything and I was just trying to, like, gain knowledge of the other people.
I don't know, like, why... I was trying to create a mental map of the spaceship.
All right. No, I don't know why you're sussing me this much.
I was just trying to, like, gain information so we could actually vote out the real imposter.
Bob Ross denies venting.
What? Oh, he's that poofy head art teacher.
Oh, I may see. We don't make errors, just happy little mistakes.
Love, love, love. All right.
Any other last comments, questions, issues?
No, you don't get to. Should I create one in Mira for when this is done?
So I will have to...
Gosh, how do I switch all this stuff around?
Yeah, I'll probably have to...
I don't know. Stop and start?
I don't know how. But I'll stop and start.
You'll figure it out. Yeah, yeah. All right.
Last call. Last call for questions, comments.
If you've got something, speak now or forever hold your something.
Imagine, if you will, a new map has just come out.
And you're an imposter. You're doing okay because you're taking advantage of the fact that nobody else really knows the map.
And then somebody asks you a question.
What is on the task you just claimed to have done?
And you don't think of the word paper because you're not reading the person's mind.
Did this happen to someone you know, James?
I mean, just hypothetically, you know, this friend of mine who was trying to make a burger...
I asked him about the burger task after he said he was in the kitchen making a burger, and he didn't explain it very well, so we all voted him and he was an imposter.
No, I explained it just fine.
You just ran right over me with it.
And that's an example. If you're listening to this ever in the future, thank you.
You really helped ruin James' life.
Oh, yeah. No, I'm done.
I'm done forever. No, it actually was a pretty good example of, you know, someone being just a bit more impassioned because I did say, you know, I didn't name all the stuff there, but you said, no, that's just on the counter, and there's, like, no way to be, like, believed because you were just so dominant in the sussing.
So... And you were accidentally right.
Very impressive. I maintain that you were accidentally right.
That is the story, and he's sticking to it.
All right. Oh, yeah. Last questions, comments, issues, or should we go play?
Should I say the code? You know what?
I'll just copy and paste it. Okay, I can just...
It's right there. You can read it right here.
Oh, sorry. Here we go.
Okay, so it's North American Service.
That's it, right? Yeah, that's it. Okay.
X-A-T-R-U-F. Exactly.
Okay, it's X-A-T-R-U-F. Okay, I'm going to get over and grab my headphones.
Don't lock your door in case you kill me.
I don't have a lock on my door, but I do want my back.
Is he at all times, no matter what?
That's actually very true. I don't even know.
Very true indeed. I'm obsessed way too much.
I used to be so good at this game and everyone just started voting.
Okay, so you can play a round or two with Izzy if you can get into that map and then I'll stream for the people who want to.
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