Nov. 24, 2020 - Freedomain Radio - Stefan Molyneux
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11 YEAR OLD FOOLS ADULTS IN 'AMONG US'!!!
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Thank you.
What happened?
What's Matt is just staring at the wall?
I was doing our wires.
What are you doing about? You're in your wires.
It must be your...
Did you pause?
Did you pause for a moment?
Oh! I'm good, but I might as well...
I find myself. All right, quote me.
Quote me out. It wasn't me.
No, I don't...
A pause is not enough.
It's not enough. Oh, come on, people!
I think we might be a little jumpy here.
Unless... Unless...
Dude! Oh, wait, maybe not.
I mean, I don't know. I'm confused.
So was that Tyler who made the accusation?
Yeah. Yeah, that'd be all we need to know.
All I said is you staring at the wall.
You guys made your own decision.
I'm not telling you where it is because I don't want to die there.
How many asteroids do I have to destroy?
All right.
Let me tell you my reasoning here.
Let me tell you my reasoning here.
Okay. So Swiss Matt, Lord love him, is very much the what's all this year then Inspector Clouseau type, right?
And so Swiss Matt is constantly evaluating and judging and making decisions and all of that.
Now, Tyler, since Tyler called the last meeting, who is it that he wanted to evict was Swiss Matt.
Now that I think is getting rid of Inspector Clouseau.
He voted for himself.
What? He voted for himself.
Tyler did? No, no, Swiss Matt.
All I said is he's staring at the wall, and then people started to chime in.
He's like, okay, I'll vote tomorrow. No, that's enough.
He obviously just did not want to live on a spaceship with such jumpy and aggressive people, and I can understand that.
I really can. Sorry, Tyler.
I'm afraid you'd get my vote.
I think you were taking out Swiss Matt because he's the guy who organizes the most evidence.
If you kill me, I refuse to finish my task.
I still think that's it.
You think we vote Tyler? I voted Tyler.
I mean, you guys can do whatever you do.
Follow your own conscience. Okay, what should we do if it's not Tyler?
What should we do? I think we should vote Apocalypse.
It should be Steph. Why?
No, I don't know. No reason. He might know that it's not me and be anxious to get another person off.
Yeah, anything could be possible.
But I'm not the one who called a meeting and got someone ejected who tends to be the best at figuring out who impostors are.
I barely made a case.
The fact that we're an irrational mob is something you know ahead of time.
We're an angry pitchfork mob of doom.
Well, Tyler, I'm just letting you know I'm sus of you.
That's fine. I'm going to go do my tasks.
All right, you can go do my tasks.
Your bloody, bloody tasks.
And I'm going to stay away from Steph.
Oh, come on. come on.
I'm sabotaged.
I hate that one. Oh my god!
I didn't even see that!
Oh, it's fixing the wiring.
Ah, now Apocalypse is walking past.
That's all I can tell you.
And she didn't report until I said, oh, oh, body.
Okay, listen. Hear me out.
I didn't kill him.
If I'd already killed someone, I would have stayed away from that room as much as possible so I couldn't be set near.
No, unless you just killed him and were walking out and I walked in and said, there's a body and you went back and reported.
I think that's probably the closest one.
Yes. Oh, man.
I swear it is Tyler.
Tyler, what do you got to say?
I was running around doing my tasks.
I was fixing me a wiring and you two were the only one near a body.
What tasks have you done? Electrical wiring.
I emptied the chute. I swiped my admin card.
And then I did one I had never done before with this little spinny thing in electrical.
It's like a little spinny thing. You got to hit the button and it locks.
Yeah, it's Apocalypse. No, it's not.
It's not. It's Tyler.
He's been so invisible from the entire thing, probably because he's been hiding an event.
Alright, Apocalypse, what tasks have you done?
The thing is, I don't know which one of you two it is.
I've done wiring in electrical outside of navigation, and then I did the one outside of security.
I've also fixed every single sabotage so far.
I've done my upload data.
I did the one in cafeteria, and I uploaded it to admin headquarters.
I also took out the garbage chute from...
I did the first one in cafeteria, Oh man, I don't know.
She's a good liar. Tyler, you only mentioned one wiring.
You only mentioned one. There are three wiring tasks.
I know that.
Yeah.
I did all three of mine.
It's time.
Well played.
I tell you, that was brilliant.
Thank you. You are terrifying me.
Legit terrifying me.
I didn't even look at my taskbar.
I just listed off tasks that I already done.
Oh, that's cold, man. Oh, man.
Oh, Izzy, you're too good at this game.
And that was like 51-49.
Tyler, the reason I ended up voting was because you had that.
Oh, I did the spinny thing for the first time.
And I remember being annoyed by that one, too, which is not particularly rational, but it saved our butts by accident.
Tyler killed in front of me.
Tyler killed! No, she killed him because I saw that I saw her.
I walked into a hall of communication and Tyler stayed in front of me.
Yeah, I'm voting for Tyler too.
No! I watched her do it!
And then she reported the body.
She self-reported. You can kill me, but you'll know 100% I'm telling the truth if it's not me.
It's Tyler! I'm voting Tyler, I swear.
It's Tyler. It's- it's- it's apocalypse.
Where- where was the body? In storage.
The bottom where the gas can is.
No, it wasn't. It was just where the hallway was.
What? Oh, kind of over there.
No, it wasn't. I don't know the map that well.
It was right in front of the hallway. All I know is I saw Orange kill Blue.
Chopped his head off. And she saw me.
And so she came back and self-reported.
And then decided to blame me because she knows that I saw her.
Okay, I'll tell you my side.
I was doing the shields task in shields, and I was walking down, and just through the shadow, you know, the corner shadow that you see, I saw Tyler standing over a falling down body, and then when I fully walked through, he was just over there, standing there, so I immediately clicked report.
But why would Tyler stay where the body was?
Because he just killed.
like he literally just killed it's not me then you guys can vote Tyler all right well we got this he was like right over the body so it's got to be Oh, no!
Oh, no! Oh, no! Emergency!
Oh, no! Fear the child!
Fear the child! Fear the child!
11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, stay...
Do not lay any eggs in my chest cavity!
What? Ah! Oh, no, no, crisis!
Okay, go fix that. I'm staying right here.
No, I'm not, because I shield the right arm!
Go fix the reactor!
Guys, you're doomed! Oh, oh, come on, people!
You ain't gonna get there in time!
No, no, fix the reactor!
No, what are we doing?
I'm abandoning my post.
No! Fix it!
I got the top one. What are you doing?
I didn't see you in cafeteria. I didn't see you in cafeteria.
I thought you already went for the reactor.
Good game. See ya. Everyone forgot that I had a kill cooldown of 35 seconds.
Oh man, that was great.
Well done. You guys could have won if you'd gotten to the reactor.