Freedomain Radio - Stefan Molyneux - Stefan Molyneux Tries DOOM ETERNAL!!!
Aired: 2020-03-23
Duration: 01:36:59


=== Let's Hear You! (05:23) ===

[00:00:00]  Alright.
[00:00:02]  Alright, can you guys hear can you guys hear me?
[00:00:24]  Yes, yes, yes!
[00:00:29]  How's it going everybody?
[00:00:32]  This is Stefan Molyneux from Free Domain.
[00:00:35]  And, um... Yeah, we're gonna try a little something.
[00:00:38]  A little something new, a little something different.
[00:00:41]  Just let me know if you guys can hear me.
[00:00:42]  The audio is good.
[00:00:45]  And, uh... Yeah, it's time to dad-splain some philosophy to some intergalactic demons!
[00:00:50]  Let me tell you, because...
[00:00:52]  I think it's, um...
[00:00:54]  It's fair to say that...
[00:00:56]  We could all use just a little bit of a break from the old doom and gloom.
[00:01:00]  And, um...
[00:01:02]  You can all enjoy my video game expertise.
[00:01:07]  Which, you know, is not...
[00:01:09]  bad.
[00:01:11]  It's not terrible. It's all what?
[00:01:14]  This is beneath you.
[00:01:16]  No! I tell you, my friends, nothing is beneath me.
[00:01:20]  Except a very comfy chair and 53-year-olds of dead birth.
[00:01:26]  So, I hope you guys are having a great evening.
[00:01:28]  Can you... The audio is clear and you guys can hear the actual...
[00:01:36]  This is going to be a votey vote game, right?
[00:01:38]  So for those of you who don't know...
[00:01:40]  Boy, let me tell you. I quite like Doom.
[00:01:45]  I'll tell you straight up.
[00:01:47]  Have a look at that. Everyone gets to see my rig.
[00:01:49]  I think it's going to be fun.
[00:01:51]  I love this game. I loved it more.
[00:01:54]  All the way back to... Okay, there was a Castle Wolfenstein on my Atari 800 when I was a teenager.
[00:02:00]  And then there was Wolfenstein 3D, which was an old pixel game that ran on a 386 computer.
[00:02:07]  Then there was Doom, there was Doom 2, there was Quake, there was Quake 2.
[00:02:11]  I played them all.
[00:02:13]  I played them all without shame.
[00:02:17]  This is going to be a two-minute video.
[00:02:22]  That is funny. Yes, it may well be a two-minute video.
[00:02:27]  It is great to...
[00:02:28]  I'm choosing the red pill.
[00:02:31]  So, I love gaming.
[00:02:34]  I love video. So, I first got into computer programming.
[00:02:37]  Out of video games, because I actually programmed, or tried to program, Missile Command, which was an old roly-balled Avenger Cities game, using ASCII text, an 80x40, if I remember rightly, character set on a PET-2 computer with 2K. And then I wrote a little Star Raiders game, and then I wrote a Zork-style type-of-adventure game, and I wrote just a whole bunch of games that were just a lot of fun.
[00:03:01]  Music's a little loud. You guys, it'd be better if I turn my mic up?
[00:03:06]  Alright, hold on, hold on.
[00:03:09]  Let's see here. Settings.
[00:03:12]  Alright. System sounds 100.
[00:03:15]  Oh, okay. So let me turn my mic up.
[00:03:17]  And let me turn the audio down a little.
[00:03:24]  How's that? Is that any better?
[00:03:28]  The music is too loud?
[00:03:30]  Yeah, this is going to be fun.
[00:03:32]  This is going to be fun.
[00:03:34]  You're too old, man. Eyes aren't going to keep up, Steph.
[00:03:37]  The game is loud. Exposing demons in real life and slaying demons in games.
[00:03:44]  Turn down the music.
[00:03:46]  Okay, I'm still working on it.
[00:03:47]  So system sound, I'll put system sounds down to like 60%.
[00:03:50]  And, oh, I guess it hasn't saved it.
[00:03:55]  Alright, how's that? Volume is quite loud.
[00:04:01]  Now, is the volume for me?
[00:04:04]  Or not? Music is down.
[00:04:09]  Yeah, I did turn the music down. Any better?
[00:04:13]  Yeah, sorry. This is the first time.
[00:04:17]  Alright. Music too loud!
[00:04:22]  You can still get Doom 2 on your phone.
[00:04:23]  Yeah, I guess that's true, right? And, of course, in this alternative universe, I've actually put on the TaxiCab Geometry Edition, so the whole thing is Minecraft.
[00:04:37]  The game is too loud.
[00:04:38]  I don't know what you mean by the game is too loud.
[00:04:42]  I don't know if my volume, like if I adjust it on my computer, if it changes where you are.
[00:04:51]  Does it matter? We need more like this in the face cam.
[00:04:55]  We need more T-I-T-S in the face cam.
[00:05:00]  That's right. Now, here's the thing, too.
[00:05:03]  Do you guys want regular headphones or Lobot headphones from Star Wars?
[00:05:07]  Which is your particular... I think I'm going to go with regular headphones.
[00:05:11]  Bald guys don't look that great in headphones, which is one of the reasons why I use this little earpiece here.
[00:05:18]  So... All right, boomer.
[00:05:20]  You know what? I'm two years off being a boomer, so...

=== Enemies Attack Often (03:16) ===

[00:05:23]  Let's get started, shall we?
[00:05:25]  Nice to see people coming in.
[00:05:27]  It's going to be fun. All right. So there's campaign, there's battle mode.
[00:05:32]  And, you know, I really can't believe they don't give me any royalties for this guy in the middle of the screen here.
[00:05:39]  That's me, baby. That's me floating above the world in the gateway to rationality and philosophy with a demon head in the archway and two fiery nipple sticks on the side.
[00:05:52]  I gotta be high, baby.
[00:05:55]  Well, let's see. Okay. So I am going to let you guys have a vote here, okay?
[00:06:00]  So I haven't... This is like the first time I'm playing this.
[00:06:03]  And so there's different levels of difficulty.
[00:06:08]  And there's... I'm too young to die, which I guess we all feel.
[00:06:11]  Hurt me plenty. So what do we got here?
[00:06:14]  Quick reflexes in combat.
[00:06:16]  Blah, blah, blah. There will be dramatic fights.
[00:06:18]  You will push through low health states, the occasional deaths on your way to mastering the experience.
[00:06:22]  You know, this is exactly my business plan for Free Domain Radio.
[00:06:26]  Push through your low health states and occasional deaths to master the experience.
[00:06:30]  Enemies attack less often and do less damage.
[00:06:33]  Oh, that means there's no Wikipedia.
[00:06:35]  Some items you pick up are worth more than in higher difficulties.
[00:06:39]  Okay, hurt me plenty. Blah, blah, blah.
[00:06:43]  If you have good reflexes and enjoy exploring for progression items, then this difficulty setting is for you!
[00:06:50]  Invest in your weapons and abilities to keep up with the enemies as you progress.
[00:06:56]  Now, hold on a sec. I think I'm going to do just one little thing here.
[00:07:03]  I'm just going to use one backup recordy thing here.
[00:07:06]  Alright, so here enemies attack often and do meaningful damage.
[00:07:21]  And what that means, of course, is they do damage to the meaning of your life.
[00:07:24]  They do meaningful damage.
[00:07:26]  That is important.
[00:07:29]  Death and low health states will be common early on as you learn to master the skills required to dominate the combat experience.
[00:07:36]  Well, hey, who doesn't every now and then wish for just a little bit of domination?
[00:07:41]  I believe that's all of us.
[00:07:43]  That's right. Ultraviolence!
[00:07:45]  Alright, if you're an experienced FPS first-person shooter player with great reflexes and you love exploring levels for progression items, then this difficulty setting is for you.
[00:07:53]  Enemies throw power attacks more often and deal significant damage.
[00:07:57]  Ooh, that means they let in the mainstream media.
[00:07:59]  Death may be common early on as you learn to master the skills needed to dominate the combat experience.
[00:08:04]  And then there's nightmare. Enemy attacks are more frequent and deal maximum damage.
[00:08:08]  Few mistakes are allowed and complete mastery.
[00:08:10]  Of the combat loop is required.
[00:08:12]  Okay, have you guys played this before?
[00:08:13]  What is the combat loop?
[00:08:15]  What is the combat loop?
[00:08:17]  Is that like a belt that you strike yourself with if you get hit bantled?
[00:08:20]  I guess we could find out.
[00:08:22]  Ultra Nightmare! If you die, your campaign is over, and Death Marker will be left behind as a reminder of how far you progress.
[00:08:28]  Oh, that's cool. So you get like a gravestone as well.
[00:08:31]  That's very nice.
[00:08:34]  So it's Nightmare, one death and you fail.
[00:08:36]  Extra life mode. Run out of extra lives and then die.

=== Combat Loop Explained (03:01) ===

[00:08:40]  It's game over. Yeah, okay.
[00:08:42]  So, what do you guys think? I'm too young to die.
[00:08:44]  Hurt me plenty. Ultraviolence nightmare?
[00:08:46]  No, I can't. Ultra nightmare?
[00:08:48]  That's just... That's painful.
[00:08:49]  Hurt me plenty. Do you think it hurt me plenty?
[00:08:52]  Hurt me plenty. All right.
[00:08:54]  Let's do hurt me plenty. All right.
[00:08:56]  Now, here... Oh, look.
[00:08:57]  I've got numbers on my face.
[00:09:00]  Hopefully, this is my age.
[00:09:02]  How long am I going to live? 94, 95.
[00:09:04]  I'm happy to get to 100. And, uh...
[00:09:07]  Oh, yeah, I put a little thing up top there so you can see there's almost a thousand people watching.
[00:09:11]  No pressure! No pressure.
[00:09:14]  Almost a thousand people watching.
[00:09:16]  Is this here where we get...
[00:09:17]  Oh, play space to continue. Is this here where we get the backstory?
[00:09:21]  Against all the evil that hell can conjure, all the wickedness that mankind can produce, we will send unto them...
[00:09:37]  This was my philosophy since then when I was 15.
[00:09:38]  Ring and tear until it is done.
[00:09:44]  Oh, that's cool. That reminds me of, I think, Quake, where you fall out of the spaceship and you land on the planet.
[00:09:50]  Asteroids! I've always loved them ever since Star Wars 2.
[00:09:53]  You know, the real Star Wars 2.
[00:09:54]  Empire Strikes Back. Oh, look!
[00:09:57]  Empire Strikes Back, and look, Star Wars, there's Death Star broken up.
[00:10:01]  Hold up! No!
[00:10:04]  They're everywhere! They're everywhere!
[00:10:07]  I thought we were going to take a break from the doom and gloom, and it looks like the headlines from two months from now.
[00:10:12]  Alright.
[00:10:24]  A little floating island over there.
[00:10:27]  Oh, no.
[00:10:30]  Pray that he's watching.
[00:10:34]  I guess this... Oh, this is the backstory, right?
[00:10:36]  So a lot of people will skip over this because they want to get to ripping demons' heads off, which I understand.
[00:10:41]  Nothing in the future looks comfortable.
[00:10:43]  I just wanted to point that out ever since Star Trek.
[00:10:45]  Like, nothing in the future. Everyone's got them big, giant muscle arm...
[00:10:49]  things...
[00:10:51]  uniforms. From Wuhan.
[00:10:59]  Okay, those graphics are good.
[00:11:00]  I gotta tell you too, the art in these video games is just incredible.
[00:11:04]  Oh look, somebody who looks even more haggard than I do.
[00:11:07]  What is he that they fear?
[00:11:09]  It's not man.
[00:11:10]  or his army is.
[00:11:12]  They fear the mark of the beast.
[00:11:14]  Anyone left?
[00:11:23]  What do you guys think? Shall we?
[00:11:27]  Don't care about the stairs.
[00:11:30]  And she's buying a stairway to hell!
[00:11:35]  All right.

=== Increase Game Volume (15:33) ===

[00:11:42]  Here we go. Here we go.
[00:11:45]  Here we go. Now, I just wanted to point out...
[00:11:48]  Yeah, that's it!
[00:12:01]  Totally! For rendering movies.
[00:12:07]  Can't move! All right.
[00:12:13]  So, as of course you would say to your children, you are injecting people with ketchup sleep darts.
[00:12:19]  Yeah, that's it. Ketchup sleep darts.
[00:12:21]  It's very, very important. Oh, that's pretty.
[00:12:24]  Wow. The art, I'm telling you.
[00:12:26]  Okay, wait a second here. I'm so sorry.
[00:12:29]  Oh, hang on. Oh, key bindings.
[00:12:31]  Oh, that's exciting. Look at this.
[00:12:33]  Controls. Okay. Where is my controlly control?
[00:12:39]  I don't want to enable the controller.
[00:12:40]  I thought I had changed this already, but I guess I missed it.
[00:12:43]  Mouse and keyboard. Okay.
[00:12:45]  Customize Slayer bindings.
[00:12:47]  Okay, there we go. Sorry. I'm a lefty, so I can't do all this WA SMD stuff.
[00:12:53]  And jump could be that.
[00:12:56]  Dash, because I'm right-handed.
[00:12:58]  Fire weapon, I got no problem with that.
[00:13:01]  Let's do that for a glory kill.
[00:13:03]  Chainsaw. I don't know.
[00:13:04]  Page down? Whatever. Equipment launcher.
[00:13:07]  What is that? I don't know. Let's make it that.
[00:13:10]  Blaine Belch. I think we've all been there.
[00:13:13]  All right. And the...
[00:13:15]  I don't know what a crucible is.
[00:13:17]  Delete. It sounds like you'd use something to delete someone.
[00:13:20]  All right. Fine.
[00:13:23]  Okay, so... I'm sorry.
[00:13:25]  I'm just going to numpad these things.
[00:13:27]  See, this is real exciting, right?
[00:13:29]  This is the kind of quality entertainment you get from a guy who's a dad.
[00:13:33]  Right, okay. I assume that saves on its own.
[00:13:35]  Okay, oh, there we go.
[00:13:36]  Now we're moving around. Now, let me ask you guys.
[00:13:40]  Are you exploring people, or are you, like, rushing people?
[00:13:44]  You know what? This is so vivid to me, my face feels warmer when I'm going back here.
[00:13:51]  So, yeah, let me ask you guys.
[00:13:52]  Are you... Can I punch a hook?
[00:14:00]  Just like I do in real life when I get ready for a show?
[00:14:03]  This is how I prepare for the baits.
[00:14:04]  I just punch giant hooks.
[00:14:07]  What is that? A torture device.
[00:14:11]  Wait, I thought I'd pick this stuff up.
[00:14:12]  Maybe I'm... Alright.
[00:14:15]  So, yeah, I think that's it.
[00:14:16]  Should we just go home? Wait.
[00:14:19]  See, look at this.
[00:14:20]  When you are in a place where they have women holding up skulls, you know that you're going to be slaying some demons.
[00:14:26]  There's no question about it. Alright.
[00:14:28]  What am I doing here? When you damage it even enough, it becomes staggered and begins to flash.
[00:14:34]  Not flash you, just flash.
[00:14:35]  When it does, press num0 or mouse4 to glory kill it.
[00:14:39]  It almost spawns all going.
[00:14:40]  And this was the same as the last one, right?
[00:14:44]  Ooh, IG that killed me.
[00:14:47]  Sorry, I should have glory killed that guy, right?
[00:14:52]  Hey, did something flash there?
[00:14:54]  It did, right? By the way, how is the...
[00:14:57]  It's not an argument?
[00:15:01]  No, it's truly not an argument.
[00:15:03]  This doom, you know, any doom planet is the time when the time of argument is the time of argument.
[00:15:08]  Yes, I want to do that.
[00:15:10]  I want to do that again. Oh, nice.
[00:15:13]  Bisected accidentally, half asleep upon my knee.
[00:15:17]  It's Eric the Harperbee.
[00:15:18]  Alright.
[00:15:19]  I keep wanting to reload, which is my other...
[00:15:23]  Ooh, a chainsaw!
[00:15:29]  Ooh!
[00:15:31]  Uh-huh. They always lift it up to admire it, right?
[00:15:36]  And it's never clean. Page down.
[00:15:40]  Instantly chainsaw demons and refill your ammo.
[00:15:43]  Gas canister. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:15:44]  Okay. Oops. All right.
[00:15:47]  Wait. Where am I? Where am I? Why have things changed?
[00:15:53]  Page down. All right.
[00:15:54]  Page down. Chainsaw.
[00:15:57]  Oh, I see, I see.
[00:15:59]  Okay, so they're giving you a little training machine, right?
[00:16:04]  All right. Out of fuel.
[00:16:06]  Okay, oh, so now I'm getting back in.
[00:16:07]  All right, all right. Okay, so I'm now disoriented.
[00:16:12]  I am no longer oriented.
[00:16:14]  All right. I'm an explorer-y guy.
[00:16:18]  I've got to tell you guys, I am like a ridiculous explorer-y guy.
[00:16:21]  So if you're just looking for carnage, you've come to the wrong place.
[00:16:24]  Because I like to travel...
[00:16:28]  And... I survived 30 seconds.
[00:16:30]  He survived 30 seconds.
[00:16:32]  Colored me, shark. I hear ya.
[00:16:34]  Alright. Oh, gross.
[00:16:37]  Oh, man. Oh, gosh.
[00:16:40]  I can't believe they did this.
[00:16:41]  This is like...
[00:16:42]  This is how your iPhones are made in China.
[00:16:45]  This is like employee cafeteria in China stuff.
[00:16:49]  That's gross. Alright. Are we in the ship?
[00:16:54]  It looks like I think it's swinging back before, looking like I'm on the hold of a ship or something.
[00:17:00]  Punchables are obstacles the player can move by punching the green seal.
[00:17:04]  Ah, okay. First, now I'm getting, uh, uh, with the base of the tank, right?
[00:17:09]  Ooh! Double jump.
[00:17:13]  Uh, alright. I have a feeling that's going to be imprinted on my forehead before the game is over.
[00:17:22]  Ooh, question mark! Daddy wants, daddy wants.
[00:17:25]  Gimme, gimme, gimme. Gimme, gimme, gimme.
[00:17:27]  Ooh, there was my double jump watch.
[00:17:30]  Do not try this at home, kids.
[00:17:32]  Double jumping will end up with you.
[00:17:34]  And these are boxes of people.
[00:17:35]  That is some creepy stuff.
[00:17:37]  You know, I wonder if the people who make these games do end up, like, really feeling kind of weird about stuff, right?
[00:17:44]  Like, do you dream about this stuff?
[00:17:46]  If you spend 8 hours a day, like, making these games or 12 hours a day, like, you end up dreaming this stuff?
[00:17:51]  What kind of childhoods are we seeing on display here, right?
[00:17:56]  I can't go without getting my question mark.
[00:17:58]  Wait, is this where I came from? Yeah, okay, sorry.
[00:18:00]  Wrong spot. Oh, I'm lost already.
[00:18:02]  Well, you know, there's just a lot of ghoulish stuff around.
[00:18:05]  Okay, so let's go down through here and down through here.
[00:18:08]  Oh, wait, is this where I came from? Oh, I see.
[00:18:12]  I have to jump in. Okay, I have to jump in.
[00:18:14]  Okay, I got it. I got it.
[00:18:16]  But I'm leaving behind something.
[00:18:17]  I don't want to do that. Oh, maybe...
[00:18:22]  Alright, do not go around the corners.
[00:18:25]  Uh, okay. This is the weapon mod selection screen.
[00:18:29]  Interact with a mod bot and then unlock a mod for an available weapon.
[00:18:32]  Does reason and evidence count?
[00:18:34]  Not when you're debating!
[00:18:35]  Quebecois intellectuals, use mods to expand each weapon's gameplay behavior.
[00:18:39]  Dun-dun-dun! Space to continue.
[00:18:41]  Sticky bombs, full auto.
[00:18:45]  Uh... Grenade launcher.
[00:18:48]  I don't know. What do you guys think?
[00:18:49]  I'm going to let you guys vote.
[00:18:51]  Oh, turn down the game volume?
[00:18:52]  All right. Hang tight. Game volume is still too high.
[00:18:55]  Sorry about that. And we'll spit it out.
[00:19:00]  All right. Audio.
[00:19:02]  Okay. Game volume is still too high.
[00:19:07]  Okay. Is that better?
[00:19:11]  Secret, secret. We've got a secret.
[00:19:13]  Mic is low. All right.
[00:19:15]  Um... Really?
[00:19:17]  Because I think the mic is at max at the moment.
[00:19:19]  Maybe I'll bring it up a little here.
[00:19:23]  Pump up the volume.
[00:19:24]  Pump up the volume. Dance, dance, dance.
[00:19:27]  Boom. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
[00:19:29]  All right. This game isn't about exploring that much.
[00:19:33]  Boomer Audio. Okay, is that any better?
[00:19:35]  How's that for audio?
[00:19:37]  Audio to 50%. Man, I took it way down.
[00:19:39]  The audio is now down at 35%.
[00:19:42]  And the volume is at 100 for me.
[00:19:45]  Game volume too high. Man, okay, I'll take it down some more.
[00:19:52]  All right, so how's that?
[00:19:56]  Dominatrix? Can't hear me?
[00:20:01]  I'm telling you, I'm turning way down.
[00:20:06]  Oh, I wonder if I can turn it down in-game.
[00:20:08]  I bet you I can. All right, I'm just going to go with full auto for now.
[00:20:14]  Alright, so we're just going to go full auto.
[00:20:15]  I will turn the game volume down.
[00:20:17]  Sorry, this is my first time doing this, so I think I just broke something.
[00:20:20]  Alright, so let's go to settings, audio, master volume, music volume, sound effects, voice volume.
[00:20:29]  Okay, how's that? Better?
[00:20:33]  Boomer, don't reach out. Okay, is that better?
[00:20:38]  Volume down. Sorry about that.
[00:20:41]  How's that? Yeah, yeah, I'm trying.
[00:20:44]  I'm trying everybody, I really am.
[00:20:48]  Alright, I've turned the master volume down to 47%.
[00:20:51]  Music volume, down.
[00:20:53]  Sound effects volume, down.
[00:20:55]  Voice volume, I don't really have voice on there.
[00:20:59]  And how's that?
[00:21:03]  All right, is that any better?
[00:21:05]  Okay.
[00:21:11]  Okay, hold on.
[00:21:16]  There's more stuff to get here.
[00:21:18]  Health. I think my health is still good, right?
[00:21:20]  I can't tell you how painful it is to me.
[00:21:26]  You can't hear you. I don't know what the heck's going on.
[00:21:29]  All right, I will try it again.
[00:21:31]  I'm going to take my audio down to like 25.
[00:21:35]  This is like way down, all right?
[00:21:38]  I don't want voice chat.
[00:21:49]  Master volume down. Yeah, I've done it.
[00:21:54]  Game is way too loud.
[00:21:56]  Alright. I'll tell you what.
[00:21:57]  I will go into my audio here.
[00:22:06]  Whoa, hang on. Did something hit me?
[00:22:08]  All right, hang on. I'm going to go into my audio, and I'm going to turn it way down, like 15%.
[00:22:12]  System sounds are 15%.
[00:22:14]  All right.
[00:22:22]  No luck. No luck with the audio.
[00:22:25]  Okay. Game volume down.
[00:22:31]  Dudes, if you can give me any...
[00:22:32]  I'm using GeForce Experience.
[00:22:34]  If you have any particular hints, that would be great.
[00:22:38]  But I guess I can take the...
[00:22:40]  I can bring the mic a little closer.
[00:22:44]  But... Game sound too loud.
[00:22:47]  Dudes, I wish I could tell you what to say, but...
[00:22:51]  Okay, if I mute it, does that matter?
[00:22:54]  I can't hear anything at this end.
[00:23:01]  Alright, so let me see if that helped at all.
[00:23:06]  Game too loud? Is it better?
[00:23:08]  Is it better? Game too loud?
[00:23:11]  Okay, but just telling me that doesn't help me.
[00:23:13]  You guys are going to have to tell me what to do.
[00:23:20]  Oh, are we that far back?
[00:23:23]  Oh, okay.
[00:23:24]  All right.
[00:23:24]  So it looks like we can take this up a little here, right?
[00:23:28]  Game not loud enough.
[00:23:36]  Alright. Well, we're going to have to just keep going here.
[00:23:40]  Alright. Alright.
[00:23:55]  Now, let me know if you guys see me jumping here.
[00:24:00]  Increase game volume.
[00:24:03]  Turn up the volume.
[00:24:04]  Game too loud. Is he talking?
[00:24:07]  I don't know what's going on here.
[00:24:11]  Raise game volume.
[00:24:12]  Okay, increase game volume.
[00:24:14]  Alright, we will take it back up.
[00:24:21]  Alright, looks like we should be okay.
[00:24:28]  Alright, now if we go here, we should be able to chainsaw people, right?
[00:24:39]  Alright. Oh, I like the sparkly bits.
[00:24:41]  they are an enormous amount of fun alright did we miss anything back here?
[00:24:53]  Mr. Explorey wants to know.
[00:24:56]  Alright. Uh, oh yeah, let's punch through that stuff.
[00:25:12]  Oh, increase game volume?
[00:25:14]  He's like five minutes behind, right?
[00:25:16]  I don't know what's going on with this chat.
[00:25:18]  Turn it all the way. Game too loud.
[00:25:20]  Rip and or tear. Alright.
[00:25:27]  So, looks like these guys are fighting.
[00:25:30]  Oh, this is one of my friends.
[00:25:31]  Okay, so I want to help him, right?
[00:25:36]  Because you have to get them in a certain amount of time, right?
[00:25:42]  Oh, that was me. Whoa!
[00:25:44]  Alright.
[00:25:45]  Whoa.
[00:25:50]  Whoa.
[00:25:50]  There are a lot of bad guys around here.
[00:26:04]  I will tell you that right now.
[00:26:05]  I'm dead.
[00:26:13]  He's going to need some health.
[00:26:15]  Alright, so let's get some health here.
[00:26:21]  Okay, so low ammo, that's bad.
[00:26:32]  What's my ammo at? I don't know, two?
[00:26:34]  That's no good. Alright, hang on, hang on.
[00:26:38]  Oh, I need that, right?
[00:26:42]  That's gonna save my ammo.
[00:26:44]  And let's follow this dude up.
[00:26:46]  Was there some dude up here? There was, right?
[00:26:48]  Yeah, okay.
[00:26:48]  Dude, I feel like I keep shooting these guys and they keep living.
[00:26:52]  All right, all right.
[00:27:00]  Now we're getting somewhere.
[00:27:01]  All right.
[00:27:05]  Whoa, who's hitting at me?
[00:27:06]  Oh my gosh, these guys are everywhere.
[00:27:07]  All right.
[00:27:13]  Oh, that's one guy.
[00:27:14]  Okay.

=== Exciting Gameplay Progress (11:48) ===

[00:27:15]  So much fun.
[00:27:21]  I got to tell you what I like about these games too.
[00:27:24]  So, I live a pretty abstract and intellectual life in a lot of ways, right?
[00:27:29]  And there's something about this stuff that is just so...
[00:27:33]  it's so visceral, right?
[00:27:35]  It's like, I don't think about anything else.
[00:27:37]  There's not the problems of the world, not the challenges of existence and the need to bring ethics to a dangerously subjectivist planet, but it's just like, demons!
[00:27:45]  Slaying! That's all we're talking about in these kinds of circumstances.
[00:27:51]  And that's kinda cool.
[00:27:53]  Okay, can I get through there? Can I punch this thing at all?
[00:27:55]  No. Alright. Low ammo.
[00:27:58]  Okay, did you guys see any ammo?
[00:28:00]  That would be excellent. That would be excellent.
[00:28:03]  I'm sorry about the audio issues. All right.
[00:28:06]  Ooh, there's some health. Now, okay.
[00:28:07]  Oh, so we got armor.
[00:28:08]  This is not going to give me any health, right?
[00:28:10]  Because I'm already out. But I'm low on ammo.
[00:28:12]  So I've got to look for me for some ammo.
[00:28:14]  Anything down here? Ooh, there's a jumpy thing.
[00:28:16]  I like these. Okay, hang on.
[00:28:17]  Let me get the ammo first. All right.
[00:28:20]  This. Okay, so there are jumpy things going on.
[00:28:24]  Anything back there? No, that's just...
[00:28:25]  I just love these boxes of people.
[00:28:27]  That's just wild. It's like everything that just got shipped from China.
[00:28:31]  All right. No, I'm not letting it go.
[00:28:33]  Oh. Gross.
[00:28:35]  All right. Okay, so that puts me up here.
[00:28:38]  So I've got good health. Did you guys see anything that I missed?
[00:28:43]  Steph, can't hear you now at all.
[00:28:44]  I don't know what's going on...
[00:28:48]  As far as the audio goes.
[00:28:50]  It's a mystery to me. Alright.
[00:28:52]  Hell barges. Press tab.
[00:28:53]  Okay, what is that? Hell barges.
[00:28:55]  Oh, great. Okay, I can kind of see this through my own head.
[00:28:58]  Atop mighty thralls, the hell priest.
[00:28:59]  Yeah, yeah, okay. Sorry, that's backstory.
[00:29:01]  We care about backstory in this about as much as we care about backstory in other things.
[00:29:05]  Alright.
[00:29:06]  Kick that in.
[00:29:08]  I don't know what's going on here.
[00:29:22]  But I can tell you this guy needs a dentist.
[00:29:25]  Or needed a dentist. That's why, you know, they're probably having such a bad day as a tooth pain will make you into a demon.
[00:29:31]  I've only had it once in my life, but man, it's a bad thing as a whole.
[00:29:37]  I'm just waiting for that skull to start singing Imagine to make everything better from the coronavirus.
[00:29:44]  All right, something's going on here.
[00:29:45]  Lost a little bit track here. Alright, we're down here somewhere.
[00:29:53]  Oh, look at...
[00:29:54]  Oh my gosh, are you kidding me?
[00:29:56]  How big do these things get in these games?
[00:30:00]  That is... wild.
[00:30:04]  You guys know any backstory here?
[00:30:05]  Is there any backstory? Does it really matter?
[00:30:08]  See? Always go behind you and see if there's anything you left behind.
[00:30:11]  Alright. Let's jump here.
[00:30:13]  I have a feeling we're gonna meet that guy again.
[00:30:16]  Alright. Uh...
[00:30:22]  Excellent. I think that still looks better than my first car.
[00:30:26]  Ah, there's my first car.
[00:30:27]  Here we go. I remember this dude.
[00:30:30]  All right. I'm just going to check in the old chat here.
[00:30:37]  Okay. Uh...
[00:30:40]  Ooh, look over the edge.
[00:30:42]  That is really the art again.
[00:30:44]  The art is just amazing in these things.
[00:30:46]  All right. Let's go up here.
[00:30:52]  This is some sort of upgrade thing?
[00:30:55]  Viewer codex entry. Yeah, yeah, okay.
[00:30:58]  Demons, demons, demons. We care.
[00:30:59]  Alright. Oh, this is another upgrade thing, right?
[00:31:06]  Sticky bombs. So mouse 2 gives us sticky bombs.
[00:31:10]  Alright, we can do that. Sticky bombs unlocked.
[00:31:15]  And then what do we do with this dude?
[00:31:17]  Just let him fly there? Okay, we take that.
[00:31:18]  Alright. Press F1 to swap.
[00:31:21]  Press F. Oh, that's no good, man.
[00:31:23]  That's the wrong key. Okay, so what should I do to switch weapon mods?
[00:31:27]  F. Okay, okay.
[00:31:30]  So hang on a sec. Sorry. Settings, controls, layer bindings.
[00:31:36]  We're switch weapon mods.
[00:31:37]  Uh, let's go with...
[00:31:40]  Yeah, I can reach that easily.
[00:31:43]  Alright. Uh, right?
[00:31:45]  Anything over here?
[00:31:49]  Do I smell any evil?
[00:31:50]  I will take a little bit of armor.
[00:31:53]  Huh? Okay, I can do that.
[00:32:03]  So if I pull that...
[00:32:05]  Get aboard the Citadel.
[00:32:06]  Interrupt the Daedic Council.
[00:32:08]  Daedic Council? I don't know.
[00:32:10]  It sounds like something to do with Brexit.
[00:32:11]  All right. All right.
[00:32:17]  Here we go. Hello, friends.
[00:32:21]  Let's negotiate. There's no need for all this violence.
[00:32:25]  Well, you know, usually when there's glowing eyes, there usually is a need for all that kind of violence.
[00:32:29]  Oh, my gosh. They're climbing. That's cool.
[00:32:31]  I was not expecting that. All right.
[00:32:36]  All right. And the anti-rationality has been terminated.
[00:32:44]  All right. Ooh!
[00:32:49]  Cool. You have to kick things over the edge, right?
[00:32:51]  You know that, right? Just like in real life.
[00:32:53]  What the...
[00:32:54]  Wow.
[00:32:56]  Hey, it's like Russia and China when I was a kid.
[00:32:59]  Just hope they'll wipe each... Oh, hello!
[00:33:00]  I'm doing too much chatting!
[00:33:01]  They're getting too close! All right.
[00:33:05]  I gotta tell you guys, I think that this level might just be a little bit too easy.
[00:33:10]  What do you think? Can I change it in-game?
[00:33:14]  Weee! Boink, boink, boink.
[00:33:15]  Alright.
[00:33:16]  Alright.
[00:33:17]  Oh, it's totally gone.
[00:33:25]  No, I think Audios backed off.
[00:33:29]  Oh, I think I did it in this.
[00:33:31]  All right. I'll bring the audio back.
[00:33:33]  Sorry, I guess there were a couple of trolls in there who were telling me to mess with the audio.
[00:33:36]  That's alright. Let's take it back up for a second.
[00:33:40]  Alright. It's very sad that there are people out there interfering with people's fun in that way.
[00:33:49]  But hey, that's life.
[00:33:51]  That's life. Alright, so now I have to find my way down.
[00:33:55]  I don't think it's going to be that way.
[00:33:58]  Because the invisible barriers of the coding end are not letting me.
[00:34:02]  What do you guys think? Should I? Ah, no!
[00:34:04]  I didn't mean to do that! Oh, yeah, okay.
[00:34:07]  So I survived that. That would be great.
[00:34:09]  I've already twisted my ankle in my brain.
[00:34:12]  All right. Alright, so now we need to take a break here where we don't get hit by something just to reassess where we are.
[00:34:25]  Oh, okay, something's still hitting me.
[00:34:26]  Okay, I need some... Where's that dude?
[00:34:28]  Oh, there he is. That was some bad shooting, man.
[00:34:39]  Okay, that was some very bad shooting.
[00:34:41]  Let's double jump up here. Sorry, I keep drawing myself back from the game.
[00:34:45]  Oh, that's the thing I kicked.
[00:34:46]  Let's kick it some more. Whee!
[00:34:48]  Bye-bye. Alright. Back to OPEC you go.
[00:34:51]  All right. We will follow the trail of armor.
[00:34:58]  Game audio, 40%.
[00:35:00]  Yeah, put the game audio, 40%.
[00:35:02]  Good now.
[00:35:04]  All right. I guess this means I'm supposed to jump, right?
[00:35:11]  Okay, so I guess I have bionic legs or something like that, right?
[00:35:14]  Oh, this is where I was, right? Oh, and they said alt, right?
[00:35:17]  Gives me some sense of where to go.
[00:35:18]  Get aboard the citizen. Okay.
[00:35:21]  So far, so good. Do-do-do!
[00:35:23]  Jump, jump, jump! There we go.
[00:35:26]  Alright, so up here.
[00:35:29]  Here we go. Can we go in through here?
[00:35:31]  Oh, come on. Let me jump. Come on!
[00:35:34]  Unfair! Let me jump!
[00:35:37]  No?
[00:35:37]  All right.
[00:35:37]  Oh, am I supposed to grab that thing somehow?
[00:35:41]  Put games down to 70%.
[00:35:50]  Put everything else back up.
[00:35:51]  Alright, I will do that.
[00:35:54]  We'll get it bang on for next time, I promise you.
[00:35:57]  Alright, audio. 70% for the game.
[00:36:01]  Back. Done.
[00:36:05]  Close. And escape.
[00:36:07]  Settings. Audio.
[00:36:09]  Boom. Let's just turn that up.
[00:36:14]  Alright. Okay.
[00:36:20]  Uh... So can I go?
[00:36:22]  That's where I started wrong. Sorry, I keep moving my direction here.
[00:36:25]  Nothing more fun than futzing with the audio, right?
[00:36:27]  All right. No.
[00:36:30]  Oh, I bet you I just double jump before, right?
[00:36:33]  No. Oh, come on!
[00:36:35]  You let me do that before.
[00:36:37]  No. I jump that.
[00:36:38]  All right. All right. Where's my spatial reasoning here?
[00:36:44]  Let's jump up here.
[00:36:50]  Can't go anywhere there.
[00:36:51]  Can't go there. That is definitely a place that gives you an ulcer.
[00:36:56]  And let's go up here.
[00:37:01]  You're definitely supposed to jump there.
[00:37:03]  Can I punch anything?
[00:37:14]  Sorry, I'm a little lost here because I'm still distracted by the audio issues.
[00:37:21]  It's good. Alright, thanks guys.
[00:37:22]  Appreciate it. Thank you for your patience.
[00:37:25]  I'm always trying new things in this show, right?
[00:37:27]  It's always good to have a little thing different here.
[00:37:30]  Get aboard the Citizen.
[00:37:32]  Where is the Citizen?
[00:37:34]  Oh, it's over there.
[00:37:36]  Ah, it's perfect.
[00:37:41]  Great.
[00:37:41]  OK.
[00:37:45]  Alright, good. Okay, so...
[00:37:50]  Okay, can I go through here?
[00:37:56]  No, that's kind of cheating.
[00:37:57]  Have you guys played this?
[00:38:02]  What the heck is going on?
[00:38:03]  How am I supposed to go from here? Simon says jump.
[00:38:06]  Oh, double jump. There we go.
[00:38:09]  All right. Thank you. Double jump.
[00:38:11]  All right. Good. We're through.
[00:38:13]  Weak points. Arachnotron.
[00:38:16]  Certain demons have weak points to damage to disable their abilities.
[00:38:21]  All right. Weak points splash red when damaged.
[00:38:23]  It's turret. All right.
[00:38:25]  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah, yeah.
[00:38:27]  Excited. All right. I tell you, so far, so good.
[00:38:33]  All right. Alright, we're gonna go down to here.
[00:38:43]  Whoa! Oh, 94 health.
[00:39:03]  That's bad.

=== New Weapon, Pretty Wild (05:04) ===

[00:39:04]  Oh, did he slow up?
[00:39:17]  Yeah.
[00:39:17]  Oh, out of ammo.
[00:39:25]  That can't be good.
[00:39:26]  This guy is a little tough to kill here. - Here. - Alright, whoa. Dude.
[00:39:39]  Run away, run away, run away, run away.
[00:39:42]  Oh, that's because, uh...
[00:39:44]  Oh, that's, uh...
[00:39:48]  That's not something that's ever happened to me in an optometrist, thankfully.
[00:39:52]  That would be hell's optometrist.
[00:39:54]  Oh, this dude. Alright, he is out of commission.
[00:40:01]  Oh, I'm going to need me some ammo, right?
[00:40:03]  All right, let's go get some stuff here.
[00:40:10]  Wait till this guy comes. Can I lure anyone down to be blown up?
[00:40:14]  That guy, okay. He's going to come down.
[00:40:16]  There we go. And...
[00:40:19]  Does that help?
[00:40:21]  Yeah, that got him, right? Alright, let's go around here.
[00:40:27]  And so far so good!
[00:40:29]  Oh, look at that. Now, you know, you'd think there'd be a lot of really intelligent commentary coming out of me right now.
[00:40:34]  Well, maybe you would, maybe you wouldn't.
[00:40:35]  But I can tell you that it's not really what you're doing.
[00:40:42]  I gotta tell you guys, I really don't think that I deserve to survive that.
[00:40:47]  I really, really had no...
[00:40:50]  I did not deserve to survive that.
[00:40:52]  That was badly played. And if I had been at any kind of adult setting for danger, I would not have survived that.
[00:40:59]  But that's alright, because we're just learning how to livestream and play a game at the same time.
[00:41:04]  Alright.
[00:41:05]  Okay, let's go over here.
[00:41:08]  No, nothing's fine.
[00:41:15]  Get these.
[00:41:19]  And I think that's it for here, isn't it?
[00:41:22]  Oh no, there's something more stuff up here, right?
[00:41:25]  So get this. Oh, I just like watching this.
[00:41:29]  Ooh, that's cool. All right.
[00:41:33]  Alright, I'm going to pick up a few more of these.
[00:41:35]  Go up this way.
[00:41:37]  Go down this way. Oh, my health's already 100, so I don't need that.
[00:41:40]  And I think we are good to go.
[00:41:44]  What do you guys think? Am I done the level?
[00:41:46]  I'm going to jump. Just because that's kind of wee fun.
[00:41:48]  Alright. Alright.
[00:41:51]  And we've just got to find our way up here, right?
[00:41:54]  Which I assume is jumped here, and then what?
[00:41:57]  Double jump. There we go.
[00:42:00]  Uh-huh. Ooh, we have a new weapon.
[00:42:03]  We have a new weapon!
[00:42:07]  Now, if you understand how video games work, you will fully understand that this moment I grab this weapon, you know horrible things are going to happen, right?
[00:42:16]  Weapon wheel. Class Q or mouse 5?
[00:42:19]  Mouse 5. Well, that's handy.
[00:42:21]  Uh, weapon wheel.
[00:42:22]  Choose from all your weapons. All right.
[00:42:24]  Press space to do this. Okay, which one is my mouse 5?
[00:42:30]  Okay. Oh, that's my map!
[00:42:33]  Oh, okay, that's cool.
[00:42:35]  All right, excellent. Which one is mouse from?
[00:42:41]  I have a lot of mouse buttons here.
[00:42:43]  Oh, okay, so if I hold it, do I get a weapon wheel?
[00:42:45]  No. Okay, so...
[00:42:48]  Oh, okay. Well, I guess I was wrong.
[00:42:52]  Bad things didn't happen just because I grabbed a new weapon, right?
[00:42:55]  Okay. Oops.
[00:42:56]  Ah! Sorry.
[00:42:58]  Here we go, here we go.
[00:43:03]  You know, you've got to look at this thing, right?
[00:43:05]  You know what you've got to say? You've got to say...
[00:43:07]  You know, when you come across a really bad personality, you've got to just say to yourself, at one point, this was beautiful.
[00:43:15]  Back in the origin, back in its glory days, its origin story, this was...
[00:43:20]  just beautiful.
[00:43:21]  All of this was lovely and what's this?
[00:43:23]  Auto map.
[00:43:29]  Reveal all Review the map. Yeah, okay.
[00:43:33]  Now, I don't know, you guys.
[00:43:34]  I mean, is it at all fun to watch me go exploring, or should we just go and play things?
[00:43:39]  All right.
[00:43:47]  Oh.
[00:43:49]  No more.
[00:43:52]  mod.
[00:43:52]  All right.
[00:43:52]  Oh, it's a Alright. Oh, that's pretty wild.
[00:44:05]  That's actually where all of your bailout money is going, these guys.

=== Doom and Mannequins (04:16) ===

[00:44:08]  Alright, what do we got?
[00:44:10]  We go through here. Ooh, the bell, the Liberty Bell has fallen.
[00:44:16]  It's not so much that I'm playing Doom as it is I'm just getting ready for Coronavirus.
[00:44:20]  All right.
[00:44:20]  Oh, I've got sticky bombs, right?
[00:44:24]  I don't know how to activate the sticky bombs yet.
[00:44:33]  Alright, we'll get those later.
[00:44:35]  Get some!
[00:44:46]  Alright.
[00:44:48]  Ooh, I want that. Oh.
[00:44:51]  Mannequins! Just what you'd expect.
[00:44:53]  All right. I like how they have all this backstory if he's fighting too.
[00:45:00]  Or if there is indeed any backstory.
[00:45:02]  I cannot leave.
[00:45:04]  I saw... Okay, now how do you open these dudes?
[00:45:06]  Oh, they're shooting at me.
[00:45:08]  Okay, don't get greedy. First of all, secure the perimeter, then get greedy.
[00:45:12]  Whoa. No. Take a moment to look around you.
[00:45:17]  I'm afraid I can. Okay, that's not great.
[00:45:22]  A little low on health here. Oh, he's making his way in.
[00:45:30]  Oh, if I get some of these guys...
[00:45:33]  Knowing when to run is part of the battle.
[00:45:42]  It does. Hey, he moved!
[00:45:48]  That's cheating!
[00:45:49]  Hey man!
[00:45:50]  Oh, I need this, right?
[00:45:59]  Oh, bad scene!
[00:46:01]  I hit the wrong key. I should have...
[00:46:02]  Okay. Reload the checkpoint.
[00:46:04]  Look at that! I made it!
[00:46:05]  Not too bad there! Uh, what?
[00:46:07]  What am I doing here? Is it loading the checkpoint?
[00:46:11]  Uh, E? Next.
[00:46:14]  Are we loading the checkpoint?
[00:46:15]  What's going on here? Q, previous, E, next.
[00:46:19]  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. E, next.
[00:46:21]  Are we getting the game here or what?
[00:46:23]  Sorry, I'm not sure what's happening here.
[00:46:30]  Ha, ha, ha.
[00:46:31]  This violates the non-aggression principle.
[00:46:33]  I'm not entirely positive that it does.
[00:46:39]  Wow, you guys are, uh...
[00:46:41]  It's funny, eh? Like, you are way, way behind.
[00:46:44]  Alright. Oh, page down?
[00:46:46]  No.
[00:46:47]  All right.
[00:47:42]  One button, all right.
[00:47:43]  All right.
[00:47:51]  Now we're getting better.
[00:47:52]  Now we're cooking with gas. I guess literally when it comes to change.
[00:47:55]  All right.
[00:47:57]  We're back. I guess I'm maxed out.
[00:48:07]  All right. Great scars.
[00:48:09]  It's a demon world. All right.
[00:48:13]  I have no idea why YouTube, or I guess whoever it is, is having a snack so far below.
[00:48:20]  That is crazy much.

=== Ammo Problem Solving (14:58) ===

[00:48:24]  Hold on a sec here.
[00:48:26]  I just lost my chat.
[00:48:27]  Let me just bring it on back.
[00:48:30]  Hit the wrong button there.
[00:48:34]  And I will just check in on the old livestream.
[00:48:37]  It's amazing to me how far behind it is, but hey, what can I tell you?
[00:48:41]  That's just the way things are.
[00:48:43]  Alright, hang on a sec. Yeah, let me go to my live stream.
[00:48:48]  You can do it! Alright, go live.
[00:48:52]  But no, I refuse to go live.
[00:48:56]  indeed what I'm going to do instead is yeah sorry so as it turns out I guess those of you who are watching this later The volume was kind of all over the place, but the chat was so delayed that I wasn't getting anything useful coming in.
[00:49:18]  All right, the chat is back. - And let's go over here.
[00:49:33]  Let's go.
[00:50:03]  Boom.
[00:50:06]  Boom.
[00:50:07]  All right.
[00:50:08]  That's it's done.
[00:50:10]  We're a little low on health here, and we really don't have a lot of weaponry.
[00:50:14]  What do I have here? I got nothing!
[00:50:17]  I got nothing.
[00:50:18]  Oh, there's a good plan.
[00:50:22]  All right.
[00:50:42]  That we don't go.
[00:50:46]  We don't go down there, right? So, where do we go?
[00:50:48]  Where do we go? Oh, yeah, that was that thing I could see.
[00:50:51]  Get aboard the Citadel!
[00:50:53]  All right, anything back here?
[00:51:01]  No, it's a mess.
[00:51:03]  Some lights, and...
[00:51:05]  Oh, he can jump around.
[00:51:06]  All right.
[00:51:18]  You're good.
[00:51:19]  Oh. All right.
[00:51:28]  Not too bad. Not too bad.
[00:51:31]  Whoa. Hey, dude. Dude like that's going to help, right?
[00:51:35]  Okay, I'm going to go down here.
[00:51:37]  I'm not going to go to the jumpy spot because they want you to go to the jumpy spot first, right?
[00:51:41]  I know I've missed... I've missed some...
[00:51:44]  Let's get some health up here.
[00:51:46]  We don't need any more ammo.
[00:51:48]  Oh, that's...
[00:51:50]  Alright, let's get this dude.
[00:51:54]  Alright, so this being a secret area, this should be something.
[00:52:10]  Oh, there he is. This should be something that has some good stuff down there, right?
[00:52:18]  Oh, hey, can we kick this over and blow it up as it goes over?
[00:52:25]  Oh, I think that might have just premature, premature, a little premature, like M17. All right.
[00:52:34]  Low ammo. Wall climb.
[00:52:36]  The Slayer can attach to pitted walls by pressing num 0 or mouse 4.
[00:52:43]  Climb by pressing mouse4, num0, and then climb.
[00:52:47]  Look around and jump to another location.
[00:52:50]  Okay, what the heck is mouse4?
[00:52:53]  I only have one mouse!
[00:52:54]  Says the boomer. Alright. I'm not a boomer!
[00:52:56]  I promise you. Oh, so I gotta jump here, right?
[00:52:59]  So it was what, mouse4 or what?
[00:53:02]  Oh, numlock, right? Okay, good.
[00:53:07]  So we were able to do that. Although I bet you we left something cool behind.
[00:53:12]  All right. Hey! No radio.
[00:53:14]  Can't get ready for your main.
[00:53:16]  All right. So we're in here.
[00:53:19]  Wrecked cars. Bad concrete.
[00:53:23]  And all the Italian players saying, yeah, it's a pretty nice show.
[00:53:27]  Okay. Yellow key acquired.
[00:53:29]  And bad things are going to happen.
[00:53:30]  Right?
[00:53:31]  Yeah.
[00:53:37]  This is a gaming channel now.
[00:53:43]  Alright. So what do we got down here?
[00:53:45]  Let's scan them. Alright.
[00:54:04]  Anything up here? See, I don't know which way to go to get the cool stuff.
[00:54:08]  I have a feeling it's down here.
[00:54:10]  Oh, let's get the ammo.
[00:54:13]  How much would you give?
[00:54:14]  This is a question for people in the chat.
[00:54:16]  Like, seriously, how much would you give to be able to double jump in real life?
[00:54:21]  Oh, man, wouldn't that be the coolest?
[00:54:22]  I would just basically spend my entire day double jumping.
[00:54:26]  Okay. Oh, let's leave those guys.
[00:54:28]  There's got to be something cool up here then.
[00:54:30]  Oh, yeah, because there's a jump thing.
[00:54:32]  Wee! Oh, my... Alright.
[00:54:36]  I don't know which way I'm supposed to go.
[00:54:38]  Well, we've got hell.
[00:54:46]  Oh, yeah, I guess we'll just leave his bed the same way.
[00:54:49]  Oh.
[00:54:51]  I'm going to push that over just in case.
[00:54:55]  That is kind of fun. Alright, can we punch anything here?
[00:54:59]  Alright. Alright.
[00:55:04]  Oh. Okay, so, did we get everything up here?
[00:55:08]  I'm sorry, I gotta check.
[00:55:10]  Call me anal. Alright.
[00:55:13]  Oh, I don't think we did all this up here, right?
[00:55:16]  We didn't do the bit that's broken.
[00:55:18]  Yeah, that's right. Alright. Is this like Europa, the last battle?
[00:55:22]  Oh, no, that's where we came from. Okay, that's where we came from.
[00:55:27]  The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round.
[00:55:33]  Alright, let's go in here.
[00:55:38]  Rendy! I like how leaning back is somehow going to help me dodge these things, you know? It's too visceral.
[00:55:56]  It's too visceral.
[00:55:57]  My body is confused.
[00:55:58]  Sorry, I left again.
[00:56:11]  That was my healthier dude.
[00:56:12]  Oh, not good. Alright, how's my ammo here?
[00:56:21]  What is my ammo situation?
[00:56:22]  My ammo situation is double plus ungood.
[00:56:25]  Oh, and...
[00:56:27]  This...
[00:56:34]  Oh, these are just... Okay, these are just traps, right?
[00:56:39]  Oh, that's cool.
[00:56:44]  Alright, slow ammo.
[00:56:48]  See, who installs these things?
[00:56:49]  Oh, I guess they've turned up because they've gone by, right?
[00:56:52]  What do you got here? What you're selling?
[00:56:53]  Oh, I get it. Okay, this is going to be way back in the day, right?
[00:57:00]  This is... There was a game, Dungeon Master, back on the old Atari.
[00:57:06]  Okay, we're going to wait. What the heck is...
[00:57:08]  Oh, that's one of these games. Oh!
[00:57:28]  Oh! I ran out of ammo.
[00:57:30]  All right. Let's load the checkpoint.
[00:57:35]  And then you have to hit spacebar.
[00:57:37]  Just wanted to let you know. I couldn't figure that out before.
[00:57:39]  Okay, where is my checkpoint here?
[00:57:40]  Ah, not too bad. Not too bad.
[00:57:43]  All right. All right.
[00:57:45]  So we've got to go down.
[00:57:50]  We've got to conserve our ammo.
[00:57:52]  Which means... All right,
[00:58:15]  Alright, so now we're hopeful that these things keep shooting at night.
[00:58:29]  Look at those light effects.
[00:58:31]  Really just quite amazing. Just so pretty.
[00:58:34]  All right. Where is my ammo indicator?
[00:58:38]  Help me! I don't know how much ammo I have left.
[00:58:43]  So let's go through here.
[00:58:49]  The cleansing of Earth is a necessary step on the path to a brighter tomorrow.
[00:58:59]  All right, let's let these guys come to us.
[00:59:01]  Oh, dear.
[00:59:05]  Well, I'm going to need some ammo.
[00:59:12]  And some ammo.
[00:59:13]  And...
[00:59:14]  Oh, there's my ammo.
[00:59:15]  What am I looking for?
[00:59:17]  Let's get out of here.
[00:59:19]  All right.
[00:59:21]  The UACO Mercer Initiative.
[00:59:24]  Humanity has now reached its full potential.
[00:59:28]  I don't think this is going to go very well for me.
[00:59:31]  Oh, very bad.
[00:59:38]  Very bad.
[00:59:39]  Ha ha ha ha.
[00:59:41]  Alright, let's try that one more time.
[00:59:42]  Are you guys enjoying this?
[00:59:43]  I think it's kind of fun, right?
[00:59:46]  Alright, let's try it again.
[00:59:48]  Let's try it again. So the problem here is the ammo, right?
[00:59:51]  And the problem is, I don't know where my ammo is.
[00:59:54]  I've got health and I've got a shield here, but I don't know why my hammer is.
[01:00:22]  Alright, so we gotta go through here and we gotta get the ammo.
[01:00:30]  I didn't get the help, did I? Alright, so we've got to go on our air, right?
[01:00:42]  - On the path to a brighter tomorrow. - I gotta get my head on.
[01:00:48]  Oh man, I'm out. - This guy's my nemesis.
[01:01:04]  Okay, we'll try it one more time. If you guys are here, if you could tell me what the story is with the ammo, that would be excellent.
[01:01:16]  Because I'm not sure where the ammo is.
[01:01:21]  Alright, let's try it one more time.
[01:01:23]  Is there any way to load these dudes up?
[01:01:25]  Oh, you know what I've got to figure out?
[01:01:27]  I've got to figure out the sticky bomb thing.
[01:01:29]  Alright, so one of these...
[01:01:31]  Okay, let me just figure out the sticky bomb thing here, because if I don't get the sticky bomb thing, I don't think I'm going to get much going on here in the game.
[01:01:37]  Alright, Slayer Bindings. Alright.
[01:01:40]  Ah, Equipment Launcher.
[01:01:41]  That's no good. Flame Belch.
[01:01:43]  Oh yeah, I forgot about the Flame Belch, but I don't think I have that, do I? Weapon Mod.
[01:01:47]  Oh yes, the Enter. There's what I need.
[01:01:48]  Okay, so I've got to go to Enter.
[01:01:50]  What's the Weapon Mod? Alright. Alright, so I've got to figure this weapon out.
[01:02:05]  Oh, it's a bomb, right?
[01:02:06]  So it goes off after a second.
[01:02:11]  Alright. Oh, I got shielded in.
[01:02:14]  Ah! You know, it's kind of like philosophy.
[01:02:17]  You're going somewhere, and then there's no turning back, baby!
[01:02:20]  You're on a one-way going.
[01:02:24]  Alright, so this key part of this game, I guess, is all about the ammo.
[01:02:28]  All about the M. Because I'm all about the M. Okay, so far so good.
[01:02:48]  Now, do I have a weapon mod on this too?
[01:02:51]  What is my weapon model?
[01:02:53]  Nah, I'm back to low ammo here on it.
[01:03:10]  I have a feeling it's a little bit circular.
[01:03:15]  The cleansing of Earth is a necessary step on the path to a brighter tomorrow.

=== Jump Away Checkpoint (15:08) ===

[01:03:23]  Oh yeah, this dude. I got nothing.
[01:03:26]  I got nothing, I got to go cost-game, I got to go get all the damage.
[01:03:28]  I got to go get all the damage.
[01:03:30]  Ah!
[01:03:46]  Chain show regenerates...
[01:03:49]  Use it properly. All right.
[01:03:51]  Okay, let's try one more. This is kind of fun, and we'll try one more.
[01:03:57]  Shoot the turret on top. All right.
[01:03:59]  Thank you very much. Press Alt F4 to show ammo caches.
[01:04:03]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:04:04]  I don't think so, buddy.
[01:04:05]  No ammo.
[01:04:28]  Yeah, see, I'm not using a lot of ammo.
[01:04:30]  I'd go back and get more, but it's been all sealed up, right?
[01:04:34]  All right, let's wait for this dude to come.
[01:04:36]  Just to keep it coming. All right.
[01:04:42]  Performance anxiety. All right, here we go, here we go.
[01:04:46]  You know, I just know I can't get you guys' respect if I don't finish this game, no problem.
[01:04:53]  Cleansing of Earth is a necessary step on the path to employment tomorrow.
[01:04:57]  Alright, should I just go past this fight and get ammo from Bitflappy?
[01:05:01]  Yes, I agree. Except this dude is my candidate.
[01:05:07]  I gotta get past this guy, right?
[01:05:10]  And I gotta go get me some ammo in here.
[01:05:13]  Should I get any ammo?
[01:05:14]  No. Oh my gosh.
[01:05:22]  Alright, let's just get out of here and see.
[01:05:24]  There we go, got him. got him.
[01:05:44]  Alright. Low ammo, low health.
[01:05:46]  But this guy should give me some...
[01:05:48]  Should give me some health, right?
[01:05:50]  All right, all right. Oh, I like that vaguely red screen, you know?
[01:05:54]  Okay. Wait, can I help you?
[01:05:55]  All right, so we got past this part.
[01:06:02]  Oh, that was my last bullet, wasn't it?
[01:06:04]  Oh, that's great. Oh, no, here we go.
[01:06:05]  go that's the one all right all right no Oh, that's right.
[01:06:23]  Okay, precision bolt.
[01:06:25]  Twin rack of missiles.
[01:06:27]  Ooh, I like that. Yeah, we'll do that.
[01:06:31]  Mouse 2, twin rack of missiles.
[01:06:35]  Alright. Hold right click on shotgun.
[01:06:39]  Excellent. Just tell me whether to go left or right in general.
[01:06:43]  Okay. So, hang on a sec.
[01:06:45]  Enter switches, right?
[01:06:50]  All right. I'll add a ammo.
[01:06:56]  I don't think I left anything behind here.
[01:07:00]  Is there anything over there?
[01:07:02]  All right. Whee!
[01:07:05]  Okay. Oh, can we get up there at all?
[01:07:09]  The tentacles. Oh, now we're looking at anime, right?
[01:07:12]  Can we get over here at all? No, all right.
[01:07:15]  I like how my butt muscles flex when I'm trying to jump.
[01:07:17]  I feel like that's going to help. All right, what have we got here?
[01:07:21]  Frag grenade.
[01:07:22]  Numb to launch a grenade which explodes after landing on the ground.
[01:07:25]  All right.
[01:07:26]  Greatest video ever.
[01:07:33]  John Rogan, all right.
[01:07:35]  Shall we? Shall we?
[01:07:36]  Go a little further. You guys having fun?
[01:07:38]  I think it's fun. I think it's fun.
[01:07:39]  Whoa. Ah!
[01:07:41]  A little jumpy. The Keiko Demon is a pressured demon with a powerful close-range bite.
[01:07:48]  But enough of my early daily life.
[01:07:50]  Okay, if you can fire a sticky bomb or frag grenade into its mouth, it instantly staggles.
[01:07:54]  All right. All right.
[01:08:02]  Space to dismiss. Oh, this is a double jump thing here, right?
[01:08:08]  Do I do it from here or down here?
[01:08:14]  No, no, no, no, no!
[01:08:18]  Okay, right again. Oh, that's good.
[01:08:19]  I'm glad. All right.
[01:08:25]  Oh, I need to wait to go higher, right?
[01:08:28]  Whee! And the game is over.
[01:08:30]  Alright. See now? Oh. Ah!
[01:08:35]  Okay, let's go on the end.
[01:08:37]  Alright, here we go. Okay, so we want to jump on this.
[01:08:40]  And then we want to wait.
[01:08:43]  Oh, come on!
[01:08:44]  I had that! Wait, is it taking my health down each time?
[01:08:50]  Oh, come on!
[01:08:53]  Alright. Oh man, that's not fair.
[01:09:01]  In my opinion. Alright, this is a checkpoint.
[01:09:03]  Please don't make me go back to the beginning.
[01:09:05]  Please don't make me go back to the beginning.
[01:09:07]  I must insist.
[01:09:08]  Alright, let's try that. Oh, is it?
[01:09:15]  Okay, I don't understand. Am I supposed to hold on to this or what?
[01:09:21]  Do I wait for it to go up?
[01:09:23]  What's going on here? It's not letting me do the double jump.
[01:09:31]  Is it? Oh, so maybe I'll let it jump me up.
[01:09:36]  Okay, hang on. I think I got it.
[01:09:39]  Whoa! Oh, come on.
[01:09:43]  The silly part of the game. There we go.
[01:09:47]  Alright, double jump. Alright, but at least I'm down here with almost no health.
[01:09:51]  Excellent. What the...
[01:10:04]  I've got a sense it's going to take me back, right?
[01:10:08]  There's no shame in turning down the difficulty.
[01:10:10]  No, I'm just, you know, I'm just multiprocessing here.
[01:10:12]  Normally I'm just doing this alone, right?
[01:10:15]  All right. And then the second jump.
[01:10:20]  There we go. All right. And I have to do...
[01:10:26]  I've got to get used to these weapons, right?
[01:10:28]  All right. I think my problem is I still have to get used to the weapon.
[01:10:52]  And we definitely want to get all of this.
[01:10:54]  Oh, I definitely want this guy, right?
[01:10:58]  Alright, he's going to give me lots of fun stuff.
[01:11:02]  Alright, I think I'm good.
[01:11:17]  I'm going to need...
[01:11:26]  I've got help on that. So you gotta keep getting these demons to get more quicker than that.
[01:11:34]  Alright. Okay, okay, okay.
[01:11:37]  Roundy round, roundy round.
[01:11:39]  Oh, now one of these dudes...
[01:11:47]  Oh, my nemesis.
[01:11:48]  All right, let's see if we can get some help here.
[01:11:50]  Get more weaponry.
[01:11:58]  The top thing I've got to get...
[01:12:16]  right? Okay, let's just run away here.
[01:12:19]  Jump away, jump away, jump away.
[01:12:22]  Alright. Oh, I guess I'm not the only guy who can jump, right?
[01:12:27]  Whoa! Alright.
[01:12:30]  Let's go and get ourselves our health here.
[01:12:35]  Oh, wait. What happened to my health?
[01:12:37]  Hey. There we go.
[01:12:39]  That's better.
[01:12:40]  Now I can see.
[01:12:41]  It's a little tough time to get that top down.
[01:12:49]  There we go.
[01:12:53]  Got it.
[01:12:55]  Hey, where's all my goodies?
[01:12:57]  They just wrenched the camera away from me.
[01:13:00]  That's no good. That's no good.
[01:13:05]  Alright. Oh, I need to get the gas thing, right?
[01:13:10]  Go get myself some gas.
[01:13:14]  See, the economy may have come to a grinding halt.
[01:13:17]  But you can always find a gas canister.
[01:13:19]  Hey look at this! Better than most modern art that you see!
[01:13:21]  Why am I making jokes? Oh dear.
[01:13:25]  Oh dear. Oh very bad.
[01:13:27]  Double plus I'm good. Alright.
[01:13:29]  Can I just run away from this dude?
[01:13:30]  I'm never... Oh! It's stuck!
[01:13:32]  It got me stuck! It won't let me go!
[01:13:34]  Where's my free will, game designers?
[01:13:36]  Oh. Oh there we go. That's okay.
[01:13:38]  Alright. You've got to go now.
[01:13:50]  There we go. I think that was my very last bullet.
[01:13:52]  How exciting. All right. What have we got here?
[01:14:03]  All right. I love the voice actors.
[01:14:06]  I don't know how they do it. They just like to spin them slowly on some sort of auger to get those kind of sounds, right?
[01:14:15]  Frankie, say, relax and kill demons.
[01:14:17]  All right. Okay, so I have a little gamey-game thing here, right?
[01:14:21]  Our goal. All right.
[01:14:26]  Here we go, here we go!
[01:14:28]  Should we do one more bit?
[01:14:29]  One more bit? Shoot tentacle chainsaw zombie off.
[01:14:32]  Chainsaw on the squirrely snobs.
[01:14:35]  Okay, that does not help me quite as much as you think it might.
[01:14:39]  All right. Should we play to my next death?
[01:14:43]  And, hey, I'm happy to keep playing this guy only when you guys are around.
[01:14:48]  I will give myself that.
[01:14:49]  It is kind of hypnotic in a way, isn't it?
[01:14:51]  So pretty. And that's why.
[01:14:53]  My daughter likes Minecraft. It's like, it's so blocky!
[01:14:56]  Can't take it. Alright, get this thing.
[01:15:00]  Yeah, this is general computer humor, where it's like, you get corporate messages in the midst of...
[01:15:06]  Whoa. I want that?
[01:15:20]  I want that? No. Okay, so I got him.
[01:15:22]  Basically, let's just shoot him in the mouth, right?
[01:15:25]  Those guys. Alright, anything?
[01:15:27]  Anything? Do-do-do-do.
[01:15:33]  Do-dee-do-do-do.
[01:15:34]  Alright, there we go. Did I mean to switch weapons?
[01:15:36]  I'm not in charge. Hey, when I jumped?
[01:15:38]  Okay, no. Oh, it's a rolly-four thing.
[01:15:40]  I only have two weapons, right? Oh, is this a, uh, I gotta go jump and then stick onto that thing, right?
[01:15:47]  Uh, anything?
[01:15:49]  Oh, can I jump up there? Oh, no.
[01:15:54]  Tensing my butt muscles is not helping in the way that I was hoping it would.
[01:15:57]  Which, you know, usually would. All right.
[01:15:59]  I think I have to...
[01:16:02]  Ooh, I wish...
[01:16:03]  The second, hit the second jump at the peak of the first.
[01:16:05]  Yeah, okay. No, it's not getting me there.
[01:16:10]  Once or twice more. I think I have to jump from here and then climb up with that Num Zero thing.
[01:16:18]  Alright, use the climbing Num Zero.
[01:16:21]  Yeah, okay. Yeah, that's right, isn't it?
[01:16:24]  All right, let's try, shall we?
[01:16:25]  Let there be no... Oh, is there a...
[01:16:27]  Sorry. Is there a...
[01:16:28]  Let me try and be a little bit more macho when I'm playing the heavy games.
[01:16:31]  All right. Is there a sprint?
[01:16:34]  Is there a sprint? It's brave right, jump, dash, right ship.
[01:16:39]  There is a sprint, right? Boy, that really doesn't seem to be much different now, does it?
[01:16:45]  All right, let's try it. Alright.
[01:16:52]  Uh... Do we go down?
[01:16:55]  We do, right? We go in...
[01:16:58]  Oh, no. Now we go down. We go up.
[01:17:00]  Okay, but now what? Uh...
[01:17:04]  Help me!
[01:17:07]  What should I do?
[01:17:09]  What should I do?
[01:17:11]  Alright. Uh...
[01:17:13]  Can I punch it?
[01:17:14]  No. Can I shoot it?
[01:17:16]  No. Uh...
[01:17:20]  What do I do from here?
[01:17:22]  Okay, so I can go down.
[01:17:27]  Okay, that's as far down as I can go, right?
[01:17:30]  Now, there's no way to go from here, right?
[01:17:35]  All right. We're going to get there.
[01:17:41]  Oh, there we go. All right.
[01:17:43]  I got it. Alright, I figured it out.
[01:17:53]  I figured it out. Alright.
[01:18:03]  Alright, so let's switch weapons because we're low on ammo.
[01:18:11]  Oh, oh, oh.
[01:18:12]  Exit! Oh, hang on.
[01:18:14]  Tab, do I really care?
[01:18:15]  Oh yeah, I forgot about the map thing, right?
[01:18:17]  That's pretty cool. Whoever worked on the map, that's pretty neat.
[01:18:19]  Alright. Uh, dash ability.
[01:18:25]  Okay. Oh!

=== Strategic Retreat Plan (17:20) ===

[01:18:32]  Wow. Whoa!
[01:18:35]  Hello, dude. Sorry about that.
[01:18:38]  Uh, if you weren't undead, I would totally not help that way.
[01:18:41]  Alright. Anything back here?
[01:18:45]  I always wanted to do that, but it's too hot.
[01:18:47]  Alright. Alright, anything cool?
[01:18:55]  I am missing so much stuff here.
[01:18:57]  I'm gonna play this again, but with less of an audience.
[01:19:00]  Alright, alright, alright, what have we got here?
[01:19:03]  There's gonna be a tentacle there, right?
[01:19:05]  Gonna shoot this thing and blow it up.
[01:19:11]  Oh, there we go.
[01:19:12]  Oh, always the toys in the back, right?
[01:19:14]  I'm not playing on easy, but I think it's actually a little too easy.
[01:19:26]  All right, all right.
[01:19:28]  Oh, so when I was a software executive, man, we used to take the R&D team and we would play Unreal Tournament until our eyes bled.
[01:19:37]  All right, yeah, you guys play with each other.
[01:19:40]  Can I lure them here?
[01:19:44]  Wait a minute. Oh, I've got to get to this guy before he stops flashing!
[01:20:06]  Like the cop with the peeping Tom.
[01:20:08]  I must get him before he stops flashing!
[01:20:10]  Alright. I have a feeling that the cars are getting worse and worse as we go forward.
[01:20:15]  You know, like the number of cars, the quality of the cars are just getting worse and worse.
[01:20:20]  If you're a car, you want to be in the early part of this game.
[01:20:23]  Not on the labor.
[01:20:27]  Alright, what have we got here? You got the gold mine.
[01:20:32]  I got the shaft. All right.
[01:20:35]  Low checkpoint. So what does that mean?
[01:20:36]  I just jumped down? What do you guys think?
[01:20:38]  Should I just jump down? What do you think?
[01:20:41]  What do you think? Should I just jump down?
[01:20:43]  It's looking mighty dark for daddy.
[01:20:45]  It's a leap of faith.
[01:20:49]  Unfortunately, I think that...
[01:20:52]  Unfortunately, I think that...
[01:20:57]  I'm just gonna have to do it.
[01:20:58]  Whoa. Bad sounds!
[01:21:00]  Bad sounds! Bad sounds!
[01:21:01]  Run to a corner! Hide!
[01:21:04]  Alright. Let's go down.
[01:21:06]  Oh, grab on the ropes? Oh no, that's way back.
[01:21:09]  Man, you guys are back. Alright, I'm going down.
[01:21:11]  Whee! Come on, let's do it!
[01:21:16]  Oh, okay, so I'm not supposed to do that.
[01:21:18]  Alright.
[01:21:19]  Can you hear?
[01:21:25]  I can hear stuff.
[01:21:27]  Wanna go back down here?
[01:21:33]  That's what I came for, right?
[01:21:38]  Yeah, it's not that way.
[01:21:40]  Okay, sorry. Let's go to the one that doesn't say low ammo.
[01:21:45]  And after this, I promise I will look into how I figure out what my ammo situation is.
[01:21:51]  Okay, it's time to go to the map.
[01:21:53]  Yeah, that's uh, I'm not sure that usually helps me there.
[01:22:01]  Dudes. There we go.
[01:22:09]  Oh, I can wall climb.
[01:22:10]  Jesus Christ, sorry.
[01:22:11]  Sorry.
[01:22:12]  All right, let's just go hide.
[01:22:20]  Bad, bad, not bad.
[01:22:34]  Hallelujah! Alright, we're running away here.
[01:22:36]  That is a very inappropriate use of the weapon.
[01:22:39]  What is it? No, probably not.
[01:22:40]  Oh, no. Oh, no. Floating head.
[01:22:42]  Floating head. It's CNN! Run!
[01:22:44]  Okay, let's jump out of this.
[01:22:46]  Oh. Okay, we'll get that dude.
[01:22:48]  Get some help. Oh! Tasty armor.
[01:22:51]  Oh, nipple protection.
[01:22:52]  That's what we like to see. Alright.
[01:22:54]  Look, maybe I'll get this.
[01:22:56]  We need Pac-Man to die.
[01:23:05]  Well, let's see it.
[01:23:09]  Some dudes, right? Alright, not bad, not bad.
[01:23:20]  You know, these guys work out quite a bit.
[01:23:22]  You'd think they'd be slightly better at this kind of combat.
[01:23:28]  Alright, we're doing alright.
[01:23:30]  You know, with the team cheering me on...
[01:23:33]  There is nothing I cannot achieve.
[01:23:35]  Oh, now that would be a pretty funky thing to have in your bedroom, wouldn't you say?
[01:23:39]  You'd wake up every morning, inhale itself.
[01:23:42]  Alright.
[01:23:43]  I'm just gonna jump down here, just as I would in real life.
[01:23:46]  Oh, that's bad, that's bad.
[01:23:53]  That's bad! And no ammo.
[01:23:55]  But there's some health. Alright. I like the little decoration thing there.
[01:23:59]  Oh, yeah. Double plus.
[01:24:01]  I'm good. Daddy Bot's out of health.
[01:24:03]  And he's out of health.
[01:24:05]  No, not out of health. I'm out of ammo.
[01:24:06]  Oh, oh, oh! There we go.
[01:24:07]  And all is well Let's keep our fingers on the right key for you Anything to help that dude with Run away, run away, run away.
[01:24:22]  Wow, I don't know how I saw him so well, but I didn't.
[01:24:25]  Alright, so can I go down and get stuff?
[01:24:26]  Is there stuff down here? Whoa!
[01:24:28]  Oh, not one of these dudes.
[01:24:32]  Ooh, lots of people.
[01:24:39]  I'm very popular. I'm very popular.
[01:24:41]  This is like my early relationship.
[01:24:42]  This is the mainstream, idiot! Oh, you think that dude's gonna give me some help?
[01:24:45]  No. That dude will give me some help.
[01:24:48]  Alright. Run away, run away.
[01:24:50]  Oh, there's another dude here. Let's get him and...
[01:24:56]  Okay, let's go down here, get some help.
[01:25:01]  Oh, come on, dude.
[01:25:08]  How many people are there?
[01:25:10]  Run away, run away, run away.
[01:25:14]  Okay, here we go. Up, up, up, up.
[01:25:16]  Low ammo. Excellent.
[01:25:18]  Low ammo. Oh, you know what this means?
[01:25:20]  It's chainsaw time! Right?
[01:25:21]  Is that right? I'm going to get this dude.
[01:25:26]  Oh, yeah.
[01:25:27]  No, that's good. Jump up here.
[01:25:31]  This is like the worst game attack in the history of the known universe.
[01:25:33]  All right. Can I get this dude?
[01:25:35]  I can get him, right? But he's not going to give me ammo, is he?
[01:25:41]  Oh yeah, that's right.
[01:25:42]  I keep thinking they only give you health, but they give you ammo too.
[01:25:45]  Okay, what do we got going on?
[01:25:50]  Oh, I don't want that dude.
[01:25:53]  Let's see if we can stay away from him for a moment and see if we can get a little ammo.
[01:26:01]  Okay, that's cheating, man.
[01:26:08]  You have to secure like that.
[01:26:11]  I'm going to keep the office between me and the boss.
[01:26:14]  Because I'm low ammo, what do I have to do?
[01:26:18]  Now maybe I can go upstairs and get this guy in the butt.
[01:26:22]  He's going to come shooting up here, isn't he?
[01:26:23]  There we go.
[01:26:24]  Okay.
[01:26:31]  More cheating.
[01:26:38]  All right, we got those guys.
[01:26:42]  We got those guys.
[01:26:43]  Oh, I don't like that guy.
[01:26:46]  Alright, I'm gonna run away.
[01:26:48]  Alright.
[01:26:50]  Uh, boy, it'd be nice to know how much ammo I have.
[01:26:54]  La la la la la la!
[01:26:56]  I'm feeling seasick.
[01:26:58]  Oh, there we go.
[01:27:08]  Got 'em.
[01:27:10]  All right. Oh, we're back.
[01:27:13]  Look at that! I'm not dead!
[01:27:17]  All right, all right.
[01:27:21]  Low ammo, low ammo.
[01:27:22]  But I think that means everything's gone.
[01:27:24]  Oh, there's ammo. All right, we'll take that.
[01:27:28]  I like how none of the cars survived, but the plants have survived.
[01:27:33]  The grass survived.
[01:27:35]  Nothing else. All right.
[01:27:40]  Oh, I completely missed this ammo.
[01:27:42]  Unless it wasn't there. I'm sure it was.
[01:27:43]  All right. Let's just do a quick circle around and see if there's anything that we missed.
[01:27:48]  I think not. Ooh, that doesn't seem good.
[01:27:52]  No, can't get through there. All right.
[01:27:54]  Now, can we shoot through... Oh, this broke, right?
[01:27:56]  Whoa. Let's forget about the future and get on with the time.
[01:28:06]  Alright, what do we got here?
[01:28:13]  Strategic retreat!
[01:28:15]  Strategic retreat! All right, all right, all right.
[01:28:19]  What do we got? I think we're just gonna have to go down, aren't we?
[01:28:23]  We can see through here.
[01:28:24]  What do we got? What do we got?
[01:28:26]  Cataracts, apparently. All right, let's just go.
[01:28:28]  Oh, wait. Now we gotta go.
[01:28:33]  Oh, death from above.
[01:28:35]  All right, all right. all right.
[01:28:54]  Oh, I want that. All right.
[01:29:04]  Not bad, not bad.
[01:29:06]  All right. All right, all right.
[01:29:10]  Glowdust. Glowdust.
[01:29:12]  Oh, dude. Is this still something here?
[01:29:17]  I think I'm going to try at higher level.
[01:29:19]  I'll, uh... I will continue what I've got here.
[01:29:24]  And there goes the non-aggression principle.
[01:29:26]  All right, all right. Okay, keep it up again.
[01:29:30]  Don't cheat. Don't make me cheat.
[01:29:32]  Oh, what the...
[01:29:34]  Oh, did I get it?
[01:29:39]  Did I get it? Nooo!
[01:29:45]  Extra life acquired!
[01:29:47]  Excellent. Alright, fine.
[01:29:48]  Fine! Alright.
[01:29:52]  Whoops. Okay, I think we got everything to get, right?
[01:29:57]  Uh, oh god. Low ammo on everything.
[01:30:00]  What did I do? Jump and run!
[01:30:19]  Jump and run! Oh, okay.
[01:30:21]  Good, we have some other idea.
[01:30:22]  Now, I've got to figure out these other weapons, right?
[01:30:24]  Oh, sorry, I'm not hungry.
[01:30:33]  I don't feel like a steak.
[01:30:35]  Thank you very much. Chainsaw, baby.
[01:30:39]  Thank you! Not going super well.
[01:30:52]  Oh, we'll definitely get that.
[01:30:53]  Thank you very much. What did I get there?
[01:30:57]  Whee! Fly, my friends, fly!
[01:31:02]  Oh, there he is. That's a bad dude.
[01:31:04]  Oh, that's the guy with the...
[01:31:06]  All right, let's just keep running around and get our good stuff.
[01:31:14]  Sorry, I didn't get back in here.
[01:31:16]  But at least I'm not stuck in here.
[01:31:20]  So, alright. You need a little help here, friends. Thank you. Who else?
[01:31:39]  Who else? Who's got it?
[01:31:41]  Who needs it? Come on, Daddy's got it for you!
[01:31:43]  Who's gonna wanna?
[01:31:44]  Alright, I think...
[01:31:47]  Oh, whoa, let's stop thinking, let's stop thinking!
[01:31:51]  This is not a game for thinking.
[01:31:53]  This is not Skyrim.
[01:31:55]  This is all the plot of your average porn movie that I've heard of.
[01:31:59]  Alright, here we go. Here we go.
[01:32:03]  Uh... Oh, bad dudes, bad dudes, bad dudes.
[01:32:06]  That's where I'm going to go, but...
[01:32:08]  Hey.
[01:32:14]  All right.
[01:32:15]  Why do I feel like...
[01:32:17]  Okay, so that's gotten all the guys nearby.
[01:32:19]  She is inside that demonic citadel.
[01:32:22]  I will mark her location on your HUD. Huh?
[01:32:26]  I'm sorry, I didn't hear that.
[01:32:28]  Alright, so what have we got here? Mark the location on the HUD. I'm on the HUD. No way to hell.
[01:32:41]  All right. I feel like I'm leaving something behind.
[01:32:43]  Is it my pride? Is it my audience?
[01:32:46]  I don't know. Let's see.
[01:32:48]  If we go in...
[01:32:50]  What do you think? Grass is demon puked.
[01:32:57]  Hello from three minutes ago.
[01:33:00]  Yeah, I don't know, right? All right.
[01:33:02]  Well, I'm not dead yet. I'm not dead yet.
[01:33:04]  All right. Oh, I've got nothing left with low ammo.
[01:33:08]  Oh, that's not good. There's some very intense architecture going on here.
[01:33:15]  Down in the lurky bits.
[01:33:16]  Come on, give me something in the lurky bits.
[01:33:18]  You know, the bits that nobody ever thinks to go?
[01:33:20]  I was playing Skyrim once, and I fell into a waterfall and came across the most obscure little piece of treasure, and I'm like, I bet you I'm the first person to find this, right?
[01:33:30]  And then I go check online, it's like 3 million people have found it before, and I'm like, oh, we all need to get lives.
[01:33:35]  Alright. Now, I haven't done much gaming since my daughter was born.
[01:33:41]  Uh, fast travel. Teleport to predetermined points.
[01:33:44]  Oh, alright. Toilet roll on level 14.
[01:33:52]  Molly, take Washington. Okay, that's kind of cool.
[01:34:00]  Pretty sure bad things are going to happen when I get there, so let's see if there's anything else to get.
[01:34:04]  Oh yeah, I want this dude, right? Deg Nylux.
[01:34:10]  One of the three Helpreets.
[01:34:11]  All right, fine, fine. You know, a couple of fluorescent light bulbs, a couple of throw rocks, you know, some ficus plants.
[01:34:22]  You could at least boost this place up, I think, a little bit.
[01:34:25]  Fewer spikes of death.
[01:34:26]  How about that? Alright.
[01:34:29]  I have no ammo, so this is probably going to be it for me.
[01:34:32]  But let's give it a shot. Hey!
[01:34:39]  Don't let me not move my head!
[01:34:43]  Oh, come on.
[01:34:50]  This guy is pure art, man.
[01:34:51]  This is straight out of the Aliens movie.
[01:34:53]  It's amazing what these guys can do.
[01:34:55]  It really is beautiful. How can this be?
[01:35:00]  No man can pass through the gate, idiot!
[01:35:03]  What the? No.
[01:35:08]  That's not my A head, that's my B head.
[01:35:15]  I'll find that guy because he can't see because he's got a pimple mask.
[01:35:21]  I was going to call this free to game radio.
[01:35:30]  Ah... Yeah, my butt looks great, I'll tell you that.
[01:35:39]  Beautiful. You go too far this time.
[01:35:43]  You cannot interfere.
[01:35:46]  Yeah, yeah. We're past the point of non-aggression.

=== Give Me Kibble! (01:06) ===

[01:35:53]  Hold right mouse for the secondary weapons on the guns.
[01:35:56]  Thank you. I will check that out.
[01:35:58]  Right-click, micro-missiles.
[01:36:00]  Good.
[01:36:00]  Post-COVID-19.
[01:36:09]  Uh... Wait.
[01:36:12]  Oh, I did one.
[01:36:13]  Oh, I didn't do very well, though.
[01:36:17]  Missed a lot of items.
[01:36:19]  Codex. Rewards.
[01:36:21]  Give me Kibble! Give me Kibble!
[01:36:24]  Okay, good! I got more XP. I'm not sure what that does for me.
[01:36:29]  That's great, that's great.
[01:36:30]  Alright, well listen guys, I'll stop here.
[01:36:32]  Maybe we can do a level every couple days.
[01:36:34]  I'm gonna space this baby out.
[01:36:37]  But it's great.
[01:36:40]  A lot of fun. Thank you for your patience.
[01:36:43]  Sorry that the trolls baited me into changing the volume settings all the time.
[01:36:48]  But yeah, it was a lot of fun, guys.
[01:36:50]  And I'll turn this off now.
[01:36:54]  And I will see you guys next time.
[01:36:57]  Let me know what you think. And talk to you soon.