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Buff Jesus with Laser Eyes
00:01:09
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| I did go and see Superman, Man of Steel, and it's loud. | |
| And I would not want to be a chunk of concrete in that movie. | |
| What else? | |
| Loud? | |
| I think I mentioned that. | |
| Yeah, okay, we get it. | |
| He's Jesus. | |
| He's 33. | |
| He's a virgin. | |
| His father sent him from heaven to earth to save humanity, and he keeps showing up as a ghost. | |
| And... | |
| And he's Jesus. | |
| He does this a lot. | |
| And, I mean, he's a buff Jesus with laser eyes. | |
| And he heals people. | |
| And he sure can take a punch from a spaceship. | |
| America still has PTSD about falling buildings. | |
| What else? | |
| It's loud. | |
| And... | |
| His hair doesn't change the whole movie because I guess there's no kryptonite hair gel. | |
| I think that's about it. | |
| We have to go see an ear doctor. | |
| I think I may have mentioned it's loud. | |