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I did go and see Superman, Man of Steel, and it's loud.
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And I would not want to be a chunk of concrete in that movie.
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What else?
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Loud?
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I think I mentioned that.
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Yeah, okay, we get it.
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He's Jesus.
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He's 33.
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He's a virgin.
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His father sent him from heaven to earth to save humanity, and he keeps showing up as a ghost.
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And...
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And he's Jesus.
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He does this a lot.
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And, I mean, he's a buff Jesus with laser eyes.
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And he heals people.
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And he sure can take a punch from a spaceship.
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America still has PTSD about falling buildings.
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What else?
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It's loud.
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And...
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His hair doesn't change the whole movie because I guess there's no kryptonite hair gel.
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I think that's about it.
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We have to go see an ear doctor.
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I think I may have mentioned it's loud.
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