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Dec. 15, 2007 - Freedomain Radio - Stefan Molyneux
06:23
900 Sympathy for the minarchist...

A plea from the depths of musical hell...

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*Evil music plays* *Evil music plays* Please allow me to introduce myself.
I'm your average minarchist.
The state is forced, but I'll say you can put a glove around a fist.
I was round when Socrates first used logic to debate.
Made damn sure democracy drowned his words and sealed his fate.
I sure you know my name But what's puzzling you is Why you play my game?
In Roman times, new liberty bought the wealth that set men free.
They overthrew their overlords and almost lived without a fee.
I whispered soft, you need the state, bought democracy with false currency.
Ha ha! Pleased to meet you.
Sure you know my name.
Oh yeah.
But what's puzzling me is why you play my game.
I watched it fear when America overthrew a peer for a taxless state.
I shouted out, And you stood and stared and the state was saved.
Let me please introduce myself.
I'm your average manarchist.
And I lay traps for anarchists who get stalled before they reach the truth.
Pleased to meet you.
Sure you know my name.
Oh yeah.
But what's puzzling me is just why you play my game.
Oh yeah! Pleased to meet you.
Sure you know my name.
Oh yeah. What's puzzling me is just why you play my game.
Just as every state is false anarchy And stainlessness is peace The state protects what it pillages And it just can't be restrained So if you meet me,
I will lie to you About the roads, defense, and schools Use all your well-earned, you hear me, or I'll lay your soul to waste.
Oh, ha ha ha ha ha ha!
I know you know my name.
Oh yeah.
But what's puzzling you is just why you play my game.
Ha ha!
And now it's happening all over again.
You people are falling for my latest minion, Ron Paul.
And he is the Internet Constitution Jesus Spirit.
And it's gonna lead you all to the promised land, away from the stamps.
Get out of the rock and he is gonna shut down the greatest military in the history of the world with a magical stroke of his magical pen.
And then there'll be another one.
And then there'll be another one until you learn how to put me down.
And for heaven's sake, my brothers and sisters, whatever you do, do not go to www.fadermanradio.com, where you can find the stake that can be put through my heart, because I will lead you off the cliff of statism until the end because I will lead you off the cliff of statism until the And while it's true that this song will eventually end,
the state will not as long as you believe that it is necessary to use the the state will not as long as you believe that it is necessary to use the force to get what you want from this world, and I will keep whispering in your ear, all the moral justifications that you need Yay!
I will keep the guns on the ground!
That's the Demon of the States!
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