800 The Ballad of the Trolls
A donator got to choose the song...
July 4, 2007 - Freedomain Radio - Stefan Molyneux
03:52
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| Well, thank you so much for tuning in and listening to this Free Domain Radio, show number 800. | |
| I had a contest, which was to those who had donated over the past year, that I picked a random number based on the donation summaries and had the user pick the song. | |
| Now, it was rather a challenging song, but I will try to do my best, and I hope that you enjoy it. | |
| There's this place called Freedom It will stimulate your brain. | |
| Endless theories. | |
| Bitchy board fights. | |
| It's the grit in your shell that bugs you to become a better soul. | |
| Just kidding. | |
| I'm not doing all of Mozart's Requiem. | |
| This is the actual song. | |
| Oh no! We all live in the land of free domain. | |
| The land of free domain. | |
| The land of free domain. | |
| Acting on our beliefs would bring us pain. | |
| And that would be insane. | |
| And so we do refrain. | |
| Recipes should make some meals. | |
| Cooks should not just live to study words. | |
| And the trolls begin to pray! | |
| Run for your lives! It's a cult of reason and empiricism! | |
| There's only one chance! Run! | |
| We all live in the land of free domain, the land of free domain, the land of free domain. | |
| That is a very nice theory. | |
| It don't apply to me. | |
| That's cultish! | |
| Don't you see? So, like, if I make claims, I actually have to provide evidence, especially for insulting claims. | |
| I mean, what kind of math is that? | |
| That's just bizarre. That's just beyond culty. | |
| That makes a scientific method look like totally non-culty. | |
| And oh my god, his wife is involved and it's just a total cult and there's just no way to get free of it and he asks you for money and you don't have to give him anything and everything else is free, but FBI! The star is so corrupt. | |
| It's the awfulest place I can find. | |
| So I'm forced to come right back to help free all those trapped behind. | |
| Two, three, four. | |
| You're all trapped in the chains of free domain. | |
| The chains of free domain. | |
| The chains of free domain. | |
| I'm so free that I'm forced to spend my time trying to unchain all those who aren't in chains. | |
| There's Islam and the state and all the wars. | |
| I can't make those my cause cause Steph breaks the most laws. | |
| Cults and gods and corrupt theocracies. | |
| In my philosophy Steph has more hypocrisy. |
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