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July 2, 2024 - Skeptoid
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Skeptoid #943: The Aliens Are Not Coming

Fear not; the aliens are not coming to Earth. Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

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Why Aliens Are Not Coming 00:08:30
Among all the news trumpeted onto the headlines these days is that aliens actively visit the Earth, and the government is covering it up because reasons.
However, I, and nearly the entire astronomical community, say differently.
We do not say that we don't know or it's unproven.
Many of us assert with pretty good confidence that the aliens are not coming.
Allow us this chance to explain.
We're going to do that right now on Skeptoid.
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The Aliens Are Not Coming.
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This week, the world celebrates World UFO Day on July 2nd, the traditional date that some believe an alien flying saucer crashed in Roswell, New Mexico in 1947.
World UFO Day was established informally by some UFologists in 2001 in support of their conviction that aliens actively visit the Earth.
The suggestion is that we all turn our eyes to the skies on that day, join a UFO group, gather with other UFologists, and so forth.
I am not planning to join them because the fact is that no aliens are coming to Earth.
Obviously, it's never appropriate to speak in absolutes.
Is it possible that aliens might visit the Earth?
Sure it is, but only in the strictest sense of the word possible.
Its probability is so low that it is very close to zero, close enough that I am personally sufficiently convinced that it will not happen.
So when I call the impossibility of alien visitation a fact, my statement is not a literal statistical claim because that would be unsupportable.
Rather, it is a combination of colloquial speech and satisfaction that the probability is near enough zero that it is impossible to any reasonable practical extent.
Aliens are not coming to Earth.
Philip Klass, 1919 to 2005, made the same claim and bet real money on it.
Klass was one of the original founding members of PsyCop alongside Carl Sagan, Isaac Asimov, James Randi, Martin Gardner, and others.
At the time, he was a senior editor of Aviation Week, now Aviation Week and Space Technology, today jokingly referred to as Aviation Leak, because they seem to publish even more than many government, military, and industry insiders know.
Klass himself once narrowly escaped prosecution for publishing industry news that turned out to be classified, and escaped only because it wasn't worth declassifying it to bring it up in court.
So, Klass knew his business when it came to what's in our skies and to debunking false claims about it.
Anyway, here's what Klass bet the UFO community in 1966.
And this is how it appeared in his 1974 book, UFOs Explained.
Accepting his challenge would cost anyone $100 a year.
But if they accepted, then Klass would pay them $10,000 if any of these three things occurred.
Number one, any crashed spacecraft or major piece of a spacecraft is found whose design and construction clearly identify it as being of extraterrestrial origin, in the opinion of the U.S. National Academy of Sciences.
Or, number two, the U.S. National Academy of Sciences announces that it has examined other evidence which conclusively proves that the Earth has been visited during the 20th century by extraterrestrial spacecraft, in the opinion of the National Academy of Sciences.
Or, number three, the first bona fide extraterrestrial visitor who was born on a celestial body other than the Earth appears live before the General Assembly of the United Nations or on a national television program.
Only one guy ever made $200 payments.
Nothing else.
You'd think that considering how passionately many UFologists take their conviction that alien visitation is a fact beyond any question, they'd have taken advantage of this free money.
Klass was good for it.
He lost at least one bet about UFOs and paid what he agreed to pay.
He and UFologist Stanton Friedman had disagreed over a font used in a hoaxed government document and bet money on it.
Friedman wrote in one of his books that he proved Klass wrong and Klass paid him $1,000.
The cause of a lot of this conviction goes all the way back to a famous 1948 event, one that makes a wonderful little example of how little things have changed.
It was the incident that inspired the opening sequence of the Star Trek episode, Tomorrow is Yesterday.
A flight of P-51 Mustang fighter planes was going along when they were asked to divert to check out a large shimmering UFO at high altitude.
Three of the Mustangs gave chase, and as they passed 22,500 feet, two of them had to give up due to lack of oxygen.
Their planes were equipped with oxygen masks, but not of a type sufficient for such extreme altitudes.
The flight leader, 25-year-old World War II veteran and distinguished Flying Cross recipient, Captain Thomas Mantel, did not acknowledge their calls, even as he passed 25,000 feet.
A few minutes later, he crashed and was killed, having lost consciousness from hypoxia.
Subsequent investigations proved that the object was a skyhook balloon, enormous and transparent, and still top secret and unknown to the pilots at that time.
When I say it's an example of how little things have changed, I want you to understand the full force of my words.
Let's compare it to the GoFast video, one of the three popular U.S. Navy videos released in 2017 that, like the Mantel incident, was a balloon.
Number one, these were both cases where balloons fooled smart fighter pilots, the best of the best, into thinking some unknown extraordinary craft was right there.
Pilots who, in the view of many UFologists, are too knowledgeable about things in the sky to be fooled.
Number two, in both cases, the government eventually acknowledged that a balloon was the probable cause.
And in both cases, the alien visitation believers roundly dismissed that explanation as a cover-up and propaganda.
They claimed the objects displayed behavior that would have been impossible for a balloon, despite the evidence showing otherwise.
And number three, the biggest difference between the two incidents was the duration of the event.
The Physics of UFO Claims 00:06:57
While the Navy F-18 pilots saw the balloon on their screens for only about 30 seconds, the duration of the P-51 event was some 40 minutes.
If those decorated pilots were unable to recognize it as a balloon when they had eyeballs on it for 40 minutes, is it any wonder the F-18 pilots couldn't recognize a balloon from a short glimpse on an infrared monitor?
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So there's good reason for us to be more forgiving of modern pilots having no more prescience than pilots from bygone eras.
The problems of being able to tell almost nothing about a single point in space from a great distance is a problem of geometry and lack of sufficient information.
It's not a problem of skill or experience.
Simultaneously, we need to crack down and become less forgiving of people like Congresspeople and other government officials who are insisting upon identifying these blobs as extraterrestrial visitors.
Every time they convene a new committee of experts to analyze the phenomenon, the committee reports there's nothing to indicate alien spacecraft.
And the Congress people impatiently dissolve the committee and seek to form its successor.
And they will probably continue repeating this until they get the answer they want.
It's their own fault for appointing UFO storytellers as their experts.
People like the recent crops of whistleblowers, in air quotes, and Skinwalker Ranch ghost hunters, and the countless minions of the Robert Bigelows and Chris Mellons who have been financing this expansive PR campaign, and going on podcasts to tell Joe Rogan that alien space monsters are killing people, and that they heard from a friend of a friend that hangars everywhere are filled with crashed spacecraft debris.
Those are the experts that Congress's UFO caucus relies upon.
Note that in the David Grush hearing, who was sitting in the front row but UFO writer and podcaster George Knapp and UFO filmmaker Jeremy Corbel, not Neil deGrasse Tyson or Seth Szostak.
UFO storytellers, not actual subject matter experts.
The Congresspeople could easily go instead to those more appropriate subject matter experts, the people who can actually explain to them about space and the prospects of alien visitation.
To whatever degree Congress might already have gone out to seek this perspective, they evidently found it disappointing and opted to exclude it from their future work in favor of more UFologists.
This is proven in black and white.
Senator Chuck Schumer was widely reported to have sought assistance from UFologist Lou Elizondo and other UFO personalities in drafting the so-called Schumer Amendment that adds a bunch of UFO stuff to the National Defense Authorization Act.
The final version includes a provision that the U.S. President must appoint a nine-member unidentified anomalous phenomena records review board from recommendations provided in part by a private nonprofit called the UAP Disclosure Foundation.
Well, guess what?
Very shortly thereafter, a 501c4 was launched called the UAP Disclosure Fund, with its board consisting of, you guessed it, Lou Elizondo and high-profile alien visitation advocates including Chris Mellon, Gary Nolan, even UFO podcaster Matthew Ford.
It's now actually written in law that the nuttiest UFologists whose views are absolutely at odds against all the relevant science have an official role in government.
The simple fact, and part of why I am perfectly satisfied that aliens are not going to visit us, is that astrophysicists and astrobiologists know quite a lot about the science of interstellar travel, and everything we've learned tells us it's not going to happen.
Compounded with the fact that in the entire history of the entire Earth, we've never found a shred of evidence suggesting aliens have ever visited in the past, we can be pretty certain.
The reason is that, as the physics make plain, it's not reasonably possible.
If you tell me you saw Elvis, Elvis.
I do not need to investigate that to find out if it's true.
We have all the facts we need to know for a certainty that Elvis died in 1977.
So your story must be wrong, no matter how much you believe it.
If the UFO personalities say that aliens visit the Earth, I do not need to investigate that either.
We already know their beliefs must be wrong.
This is why the UFO experts, including the PsyCOP experts mentioned earlier, and even including me, can maintain our confidence and why no evidence to the contrary has ever been presented to the point that in 1983, Klass published a satirical UFO curse that he would leave on the UFologists upon his death.
Philip Klass's Final Curse 00:03:46
It's longer than this, but this is the popular snippet most often reproduced.
The last will and testament of Philip J. Klass.
To ufologists who publicly criticize me or who even think unkind thoughts about me in private, I do hereby leave and bequeath the UFO curse.
No matter how long you live, you will never know any more about UFOs than you know today.
You will never know any more about what UFOs really are or where they come from.
You will never know any more about what the U.S. government really knows about UFOs than you know today.
As you lie on your own deathbed, you will be as mystified about UFOs as you are today.
And you will remember this curse.
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