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April 11, 2023 - Skeptoid
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Skeptoid #879: Alien Octopi

A popular Internet claim asserts that the DNA of the octopus is literally alien in origin. Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

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Octopuses: Alien Visitors 00:06:56
The octopus is indeed one of the Earth's strangest children.
Eight arms, each with enough brain tissue of its own to act independently.
Intelligence to solve puzzles, escape traps, and to think ahead.
Is it any wonder that a subculture of the internet insists that the octopus can only be explained as a literal alien visitor to Earth?
Is it true?
We're going to find out right now on Skeptoid.
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The octopus from outer space.
Maybe you've heard about it, or maybe you haven't, but a number of scientific papers have been published asserting that the DNA of octopi is, reportedly, literally alien in origin.
This would explain their extraordinary intelligence, including their alleged ability to perform eight tasks simultaneously.
It would also explain the alleged claim that their genetic code is far more complex than other species on Earth, including us poor dumb humans.
Octopi are super cool, there is no doubt of that, and they have abilities that we can't even imagine, what with their eight manipulators, their superior eyes, and their astonishing ability to change color almost instantly to blend in with their background, including details like textures and patterns.
So what's the deal with this evidently science-based claim that they have alien DNA?
And is it actually the scientific consensus?
A note, the plural octopuses is considered more common and is preferred by dictionarial prescriptivists, certainly more so than the ever-popular alternative octopides.
My personal preference, however, is octopi.
And this is my show, so that's what I'm going to say because I like it and because I can.
Octopi.
As a sample of what the world press was trumpeting back in 2015, here's a snippet from an article on Yahoo.
There's something interesting about the possibility that octopuses are from space.
Sure, it might sound crazy, but the authors of this paper have presented a lot of interesting evidence for other scientists to mull over.
Presumably, they have to be from outer space because their genetics are so wild and their abilities are so superhuman.
Here are just a few of the things that octopi can do that do indeed seem curiously consistent with a presumptive alien origin.
Their arms can think and act independently.
Each has brain tissue of its own.
Each has taste and chemical sensors of its own.
Each can independently detect, seek, and collect food.
But when those sensors are disabled, the octopus's central brain can control that arm just as well.
Experiments have shown that octopi can recognize people and can take a liking or disliking to certain individuals, for example, squirting water at people they don't like.
Their well-known ability to change color and disappear into backgrounds, including pattern matching, is only a fraction of their mimicking abilities.
They can also change the physical texture of their skin.
Some species hide by morphing into other animals, using their almost unlimited flexibility to transform into the shape and color of any of a wide variety of other sea life, and then even move the same way that species would move.
Some have been found to construct literal apartment buildings, moving rocks and shells around to make individual shelter units all in one big block, accommodating as many as 15 octopi.
Octopi in captivity have been found to be smart enough to figure out child-proof pill bottles to access food inside.
Not only their arms, but even the individual suckers on them are as sensitive, strong, and individually agile as an elephant's trunk.
A large individual sucker can lift 16 kilograms in the air, and yet can also smell and form itself into different shapes.
And each arm has about 240 of them.
Octopi can learn mazes, can open doors and close them behind them, and have even been caught tricking their research scientists by getting out of their own tanks, slithering across the floor, opening a fish tank and helping themselves to a meal, then closing the fish tank behind them to hide the evidence of the theft.
They have three hearts and blue blood.
That's one main heart plus one for each gill, and the blue blood is because it has, as does Mr. Spock, who is unquestionably alien, copper-based hemocyanin instead of iron-based hemoglobin.
So even without studying its genes, you might well be forgiven for guessing that octopi must be literally extraterrestrial in origin.
Although the idea has been around for a while, there have been at least two scientific papers published in recent years that were the most influential in furthering the idea found on today's internet that octopi are not from Earth.
The first of these papers was from 2015.
It was a research letter in the top-ranked journal Nature, a very good sign, by Carolyn Albertine and eight co-authors.
Its appearance was broadly trumpeted in the world headlines.
From Futurity, Alien Genome Reveals Octopus Secrets.
From Entertainment.com, leading scientists agree that the octopus is basically an alien.
From The Guardian, Alien Intelligence, The Extraordinary Minds of Octopuses and Other Cephalopods.
And I for one welcome our new cephalopod overlords.
But what are they?
From the Seattle Times, Giant Pacific Octopus, The Alien at Your Doorstep.
And even from the American Association for the Advancement of Science, Decoding the Genome of an Alien.
Well, obviously I had to get my hands on the original paper.
Panspermia vs Earthly Roots 00:08:54
Its title was The Octopus Genome and the Evolution of Cephalopod Neural and Morphological Novelties.
And it was essentially an announcement of the complete genome sequencing of a particular species of cephalopod, the California two-spot octopus.
Eager to get to the good part, I searched the text for the term alien.
But disappointment, the term does not appear.
I tried panspermia, nothing.
Outer space, nothing.
Little green octopus, nothing I searched for was in the paper.
So finally, I just read it, you know, like a novel concept.
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To my relative surprise, there was nothing in the paper at all that could even be remotely interpreted that there's anything alien about the octopus or its genome.
Nothing at all.
Well, every urban legend has its genesis somewhere, and in this case, the World Press Corps got the idea that this paper said octopi are aliens.
So I dug a little deeper to find out just when and where and how that got started.
As so often happens, when the paper was published, a press release was sent out at the same time.
In the press release was a quote from one of the co-authors, Clifton Ragsdale, associate professor in neurobiology and organismal biology and anatomy at the University of Chicago.
Ragsdale said, The late British zoologist Martin Wells said the octopus is an alien.
In this sense, then, our paper describes the first sequenced genome from an alien.
Martin Wells was something of a beloved public science figure in the United Kingdom until his death in 2009.
So we couldn't exactly go back and ask him what he meant.
When The Guardian eulogized him upon his death, it gave a detailed summary of his illustrious career, including much of his prodigious work with cephalopods.
No mention at all of them being aliens.
But he was so fascinated by their extraordinary talents and weirdness that he may well have used the term metaphorically as a joke.
Ragsdale, then, by quoting him, was merely passing along an insider's joke, filled with admiration for these remarkable, marvelous creatures.
So everyone who passed along the idea that octopi are aliens, based on the 2015 article, ends up with a bit of egg on their face.
What about this second article?
It was much more on point, titled, Cause of Cambrian Explosion, Terrestrial or Cosmic.
It was published in 2018 by Edward Steele and 32 co-authors in the journal Progress in Biophysics and Molecular Biology.
This paper only mentions the octopus on a few of its 26 dense pages.
It was mainly an argument for panspermia being responsible for all life on Earth.
In such a world, the octopus, and all the rest of us as well, would arguably be the descendants of alien genetic material.
Panspermia is by no means a new concept.
Ever since humans have wondered how life first arose on Earth, panspermia has been a reasonable option, if an unnecessary one.
We know from the many Miller-Uray type experiments that have been performed that amino acids, the most basic building blocks of life, are virtually guaranteed to form naturally in the early stages of most any rocky exoplanet.
The idea is you take a sample of that early atmosphere, spark it to simulate lightning, and dozens of amino acids are produced.
Hit that planet with a few high-energy asteroids to send fragments into space, and now you've got amino acids traveling the cosmos.
Some of these may well have landed on the early Earth, just as some similar fragments from Earth may well have landed, or will eventually land, on some distant exoplanet.
The rest of it comes down to almost pure speculation.
Were the building blocks of life already naturally blanketing the entire Earth when this hypothetical meteor brought a little bit more?
Or was that little space seed truly unique when it crashed upon our surface and scattered its bits to eventually spawn the uber mega-menagerie of life of every imaginable kind, that is the Earth?
Even the paper itself acknowledged that the very suggestion of panspermia was likely to produce eye-rolling, using wording which I find more than a little condescending.
This then is a trigger warning.
Accurate scientific terminology can be unsettling because of their history, yet sometimes unavoidable.
The terms panspermia and Lamarckian inheritance, despite their emotive implications and prejudicial overtones, will be used when deemed appropriate in this paper.
Bottom line, the paper promoted panspermia as the origin of life on Earth.
Not just the octopus, but you and I as well.
You can't have one without the other.
It turns out there's a great reason the octopus is indeed so smart, and it doesn't fit very well with the idea that it comes from outer space.
If it did, the octopus wouldn't slot so nicely into the tree of life on Earth, which it does, and which holds the key to what's extraordinary about our eight-armed friends.
Octopi have the same basic gene families as most other animals on Earth.
The difference is that two of them are greatly expanded relative to other creatures on the octopus's branch of the tree of life, and some of these gene families are usually only seen expanded in vertebrates.
One of these gene groups is the protocadherans, which govern the development of neurons.
All of these extra genes for neurons is why the octopus has such a huge brain, and it's not all in its head.
Two-thirds of its brain is distributed out into its arms.
So yes, this is very weird.
Weird enough for Wells and Ragsdale to have joked that it seems like an alien, but also very much a product of the building blocks of life on Earth.
And really, that's the point that we have to hit hardest.
The oddities of the octopus genome are modifications that are deeply rooted in the genome of related species, all the way back to our mutual ancestor half a billion years ago.
The octopus could not be the marvel that it is without its deep earthling heritage.
And we reserve the proviso that the absolute origin of that multi-billion year heritage is consistent with several different seeds, only the most probable of which is our earthly proto-atmosphere sparked with our earthly lightning.
Enjoy and be amazed at our fellow earthling, the octopus, but do not be so quick to label it an alien, forever genetically separated from ourselves.
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