Stay Free - Russel Brand - Iran Escalates, Ireland Revolts and Trump Crosses a Line — SF704
Aired: 2026-04-15
Duration: 01:02:27


=== Farm Protests and New Democracy (03:11) ===

[00:02:09]  Russell Brand, a controversial conspiracy theorist.
[00:02:12]  Trying to bring real journalism to the American people.
[00:02:16]  Hello there, you awakening wonders.
[00:02:17]  Thanks for joining me today for Stay Free with Russell Brand.
[00:02:21]  Let's stay free indeed.
[00:02:23]  Over the course of the next hour here on Rumble and Rumble Premium, we'll be talking about the Iran blockade, Ireland fuel protests, Trump Jesus, it's the quickening.
[00:02:33]  We'll be talking as well about the launch of my new book via Tucker Carlson Books.
[00:02:39]  Where is that book?
[00:02:39]  Here it is.
[00:02:40]  This is the book that I've written.
[00:02:42]  How to become Christian in seven days may take 50 years of sin and serious f-ups to get started.
[00:02:48]  The cross on the cover is made of flies.
[00:02:50]  I found out afterwards that Beelzebub is the lord of the flies.
[00:02:54]  Good book.
[00:02:54]  It's available now on Tucker Carlson Books, so go get that.
[00:02:58]  Let me know what you think about Tucker's take on the war.
[00:03:00]  Are you MAGA forever?
[00:03:01]  Are you Trump forever?
[00:03:02]  Are you antagonized by the ongoing escalating war that's going to form a lot of the subject of the show today, where I'll be talking, as always, to my beloved friend Jake, who looks mysterious and shadowy more than usually, there's the eyes.
[00:03:14]  Yeah, there you are, darling.
[00:03:15]  I'll be talking to my friend Dave, who's also here in the room.
[00:03:19]  You're right, mate.
[00:03:19]  I'm good.
[00:03:20]  Yeah, you look good today.
[00:03:21]  You look good over there in the UK.
[00:03:23]  Probably, I'm sort of, I bet you're grinding to get over there to Ireland and join them fuel protests, aren't you, Joseph McCann?
[00:03:31]  I am indeed.
[00:03:32]  Let's get over there and cover it.
[00:03:33]  I'll tell you what, them, yeah, you should be over there covering it.
[00:03:36]  Them farmers in the UK getting pretty aged out and all.
[00:03:39]  I think the farm protests are going to be a significant part of our movement to new forms. of democracy in the UK.
[00:03:45]  But let me know what you think about that in the comments and chat.
[00:03:48]  Do you reckon that these energy blockades and this, I would say, escalating global tension and the sort of throb of ever-present Armageddon is going to lead to new democratic movements?
[00:03:59]  It certainly means that I've begun my campaign to be the mayor of London in a participatory, open-source, direct digital democracy where it don't matter what you think you believe in politically.
[00:04:09]  I think I believe that I'm a green person.
[00:04:12]  Okay.
[00:04:12]  Well, you could vote on this issue in this way then.
[00:04:14]  I think I think that I'm a reform person.
[00:04:16]  Okay.
[00:04:17]  Like these words.
[00:04:18]  And taxonomies are starting to melt away into meaningless, so that it gets to the point where a man living in Canada who's from Iran via, born in the UK, born in the UK, aren't you, Massey?
[00:04:31]  Born in Coventry, mate, yeah.
[00:04:33]  So, I mean, what kind of a world are we living in?
[00:04:37]  What a glorious concoction of humanity.
[00:04:39]  And over the course of the next hour, we'll be working all of it out for good.
[00:04:43]  But don't you increasingly think that the reason that we're in this situation is because the old systems and the old Political categories are no longer relevant.
[00:04:51]  Let me know what you think about that in the comments and chat.
[00:04:53]  And Massey and Jake, if you see any sort of response to those questions, rather than the usual unending stream of anti Semitism versus Islamophobia, bring that out.
[00:05:04]  But also, you can read out Islamophobic and anti Semitical comments as well, because they're all the same to me.
[00:05:10]  I don't mean all of the Jews are the same to me, or all of the Muslims are the same to me, or all of the comments are the same to me.
[00:05:16]  Now, watch what time it is now, right?
[00:05:18]  We're live streaming.
[00:05:19]  So now, right, we're three minutes into the show.

=== Breaking Chains Through Scripture (02:57) ===

[00:05:21]  Check out what happens.
[00:05:24]  Check me in 10 minutes, man.
[00:05:25]  This is Reborn.
[00:05:26]  You should have a look at reborn.com.
[00:05:28]  That stuff, man, is elevating me.
[00:05:30]  It's keeping me going.
[00:05:31]  Now, to ensure that the Lord is present in all this, before we jump into the comment here, Bibi, can you jump into Dave's seat for us?
[00:05:38]  Here is a nurse with a verse.
[00:05:40]  We're being joined with Nurse Vicky, Nikki, a devout Christian who is now going to.
[00:05:45]  Nikki, I asked you just this very morning.
[00:05:46]  Thanks for coming on.
[00:05:48]  Would you choose a verse for us and then tell us why you chose that verse so that we can see what your relationship with the Lord is like?
[00:05:56]  Today.
[00:05:57]  And you lot there, if you've got something from the Quran or something from Buddhism or some sort of secular ideology, you keep that to yourself.
[00:06:04]  We're not interested.
[00:06:05]  Nurse Nikki, let us know what's going on.
[00:06:08]  Okay, so I chose a passage that the Lord spoke to me through earlier this week.
[00:06:13]  And it's kind of a couple scriptures from Psalm 107, but then it piggybacked on another piece that I read right after Mark.
[00:06:21]  So if there's enough time, great.
[00:06:23]  If not, you can cut me off.
[00:06:25]  It's not a nurse with some verses.
[00:06:27]  It's a nurse with a verse.
[00:06:29]  It's not nurses with verses.
[00:06:31]  It's not perverse nurses with verses.
[00:06:33]  It's a nurse with a verse.
[00:06:35]  Okay, so what is it?
[00:06:36]  Psalm which?
[00:06:37]  107.
[00:06:38]  I'm going to follow along.
[00:06:39]  Follow along, my friend.
[00:06:39]  It jumps around.
[00:06:40]  It jumps around a little, okay?
[00:06:42]  So, let the redeemed of the Lord proclaim that he has redeemed them from the power of the foe and has gathered them from the lands, from the east and the west, from the north and the south.
[00:06:53]  Others set in darkness and gloom, prisoners in cruel chains.
[00:06:57]  He brought them out of darkness and gloom and broke their chains apart.
[00:07:01]  Let them give thanks to the Lord for his faithful love and his wondrous works for all humanity, for he has broken down the bronze gates and cut through the iron bars.
[00:07:12]  And so, earlier this week, this is just a little glimpse into my personal life, but I was just dealing with something and I was struggling with it.
[00:07:21]  I also am in recovery, but with Codependence Anonymous.
[00:07:24]  And, you know, sometimes I can get in my head and try to solve things on my own.
[00:07:29]  And I know the solution is just to be with Jesus and to get in his word.
[00:07:32]  He almost always has something good for me.
[00:07:34]  So, when I jumped in here and was just Really caught off by the Holy Spirit and felt like Jesus was like, Don't you remember what I've done for you?
[00:07:42]  Like, I have come to redeem you from the power of the foe, to free you from those lies and all those things that we get stuck in our head, kind of ruminating over.
[00:07:51]  And it just talked about him breaking the chains.
[00:07:54]  And so it was an act for me to remember, you know, my identity in Christ, what he's done for me, and to be kind of stepping away from fear and anxiety and trying to solve it on my own and remember the grander story of what God has already done for me.
[00:08:08]  And that sets me on a firm foundation.
[00:08:11]  What I like about that is one of the people we're hanging out with at the moment, Jamie Winship, who wrote Living Fearless.
[00:08:18]  That was the show on Monday.

=== Fear, Sacked Cities, and Gospels (02:24) ===

[00:08:19]  Let me know what you think about that in the comments and chats.
[00:08:22]  If you can pull any comment about that and maybe see if there's a way of pulling comments so that we can return to them at different points and then, like, when, so that they're sort of getting banged.
[00:08:29]  That could work.
[00:08:30]  Like, he says 365 times, you know, you all know this already.
[00:08:34]  If you're Christian, it says, do not be afraid in the Bible.
[00:08:37]  And then once, you know, it says, who is, several times, I'm sure, Fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom.
[00:08:45]  He told me that when you start to feel fear, it's not necessarily fear of the thing that you one assumes like, oh no, debt, oh no, jail, oh no, Armageddon.
[00:08:58]  It's that you may lapse into a different state of consciousness or frequency, a different state of mind, i.e., you let go of Jesus.
[00:09:06]  One of the things about coming to Christ later in life, and as someone that finds some of the Christian image systems, like, what I'm going to say, sort of, I don't want to say repugnant, it's not quite the right word, but sort of a bit like, is that I need someone to look at it this way.
[00:09:21]  You are made to be in alignment with the divine frequency.
[00:09:25]  This is possible now that the incarnation has occurred.
[00:09:28]  It's like a frequency jam, something that wasn't possible for the people prior to Christ.
[00:09:32]  Possible now because God came in the form of a human being, sort of opening up a new kind of download or a new upgrade or a new system that was inapplicable and inaccessible previously is now available for us.
[00:09:45]  That somehow, for me, gets rid of some of the cloying language around it.
[00:09:49]  Another thing I sometimes think when looking at the Old Testament is because people will tell you, like Josh the Hungarian ministry, Dave, he'd say, No, the Psalms are very specifically talking about this, or Isaiah is very specifically talking about that.
[00:10:01]  The historicity, the history of Scripture.
[00:10:05]  Now, of course, people can say, oh, well, you know, when the Gospels were written, after that, Jerusalem had been sacked.
[00:10:11]  So they can make these predictions then, and they're not really predictions because at the point when Christ was alive, Jerusalem hadn't been sacked.
[00:10:18]  But by the time the Gospels were written, it had been sacked.
[00:10:20]  So it's not prophecy at all.
[00:10:21]  It's merely people writing something after the event and after the fact.
[00:10:25]  But if, like, the prophecies of Isaiah or Daniel or Ezekiel or the Psalters are not considered relevant to me today, and get on this for you, a fellow member of this generation of individual expressionism, who bloody well cares?
[00:10:41]  Like, if he's not talking to me, I'm not reading it.

=== Rumble Wallet and Digital Control (03:39) ===

[00:10:43]  I don't care.
[00:10:44]  That's what I first thought.
[00:10:45]  I'd done this degree one time in Eastern mysticism and like yoga and all that kind of thing.
[00:10:50]  I was trying to understand it.
[00:10:51]  And like, while I was in the room and they were talking about like how yoga and the Vedic philosophies emerge and Hinduism's not even really a religion.
[00:11:00]  In fact, that's the term, like the word Welsh for British people.
[00:11:04]  The Welsh is what the others. Called the Welsh.
[00:11:08]  That's not their own name for themselves.
[00:11:10]  And the Hindus is the same thing.
[00:11:11]  They didn't call themselves Hindus.
[00:11:13]  The other tribes weren't them Hindus.
[00:11:14]  In fact, Hindu literally means something like those on the other side of the river.
[00:11:18]  While I was looking at all them esoteric tantric texts and stuff, I was also thinking, how does this affect me now?
[00:11:25]  Which, by the way, is also why I think about a US blockade of Iran or an island fuel protest or Trump mentioning Jesus.
[00:11:32]  How does this affect me now?
[00:11:33]  Now, that's not just narcissism and solipsism.
[00:11:36]  It's me, like you, are participants in the creation of reality with him.
[00:11:40]  We are co-heirs.
[00:11:41]  We are charged with creating reality together.
[00:11:43]  So, what I hope you'll get from this book is that you'll see that the type of Christianity that interests me is not a Christianity that can cozily get along with the world, but a type of Christianity that helps.
[00:11:53]  Arm you and equip you with a certain fact that the reason the world's the way it is is because it's fallen into the control of evil and that there's a way out for you.
[00:12:00]  Whether you're an addict, whether you're fallen, whatever you are, whatever stories you've told yourself about yourself using the metrics of this fallen world, do not conform to its patterns.
[00:12:10]  Arise and awaken now in Christ.
[00:12:12]  That's my book.
[00:12:12]  In a minute, we'll be talking about the Iran blockade and our brothers over there in Ireland and sisters kicking right off.
[00:12:19]  But before that, here's a quick word from one of our partners and we'll be back with more content.
[00:12:23]  Nurse Nicky, thank you for that verse with a nurse.
[00:12:26]  Won't at all.
[00:12:27]  Perverse would never dream of reversing my decision to do that.
[00:12:31]  Brilliant stuff.
[00:12:32]  Let me know in the comments and chat what you think about that.
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=== Memes, Posting, and Superman (02:03) ===

[00:14:23]  We're going to start talking about the Iran blockade in just a moment.
[00:14:26]  But what are people saying in the chat, Jake?
[00:14:29]  Well, Colorado Watch says, blasphemer thinks he's divine, surrounds himself with judo Christian.
[00:14:36]  I think heretics, but they said headatics, attacks the Pope, garbage human.
[00:14:41]  I don't think they're talking about you, though.
[00:14:43]  I hope not, because I've tried not to be a heretic.
[00:14:45]  I, attacking the Pope, I reckon that could be about Trump.
[00:14:48]  Trump.
[00:14:49]  That's the conversation that's changing right now.
[00:14:52]  I've spoken to Christians that are.
[00:14:55]  I'd say ardently pro-Trump.
[00:14:57]  Sometimes I think they're more pro-Trump than they are actual Jesus.
[00:15:02]  But also, I've spoken to people that are not Christian at all saying, no, come on.
[00:15:05]  He's been consistent about Iran.
[00:15:07]  He's always said he didn't want Iran to have nuclear weapons and the other stuff.
[00:15:12]  Do you think there's a fundamental difference between Trump posting a meme of himself as Superman versus posting a meme of himself as Jesus?
[00:15:19]  Let me know.
[00:15:19]  If you're not a Christian, what difference does it make?
[00:15:21]  If you're not a Christian, don't believe that Jesus is real, then Superman, Jesus, Batman, Muhammad.
[00:15:29]  Spider lady.
[00:15:29]  I'm assuming there's a spider lady these days.
[00:15:31]  They're always looking to get a lady one, aren't they?
[00:15:34]  Like that one into the spider verse.
[00:15:37]  At every single one of the.
[00:15:38]  There's one that had a little capon.
[00:15:40]  Pig one.
[00:15:41]  There's a pig.
[00:15:42]  Pig lady.
[00:15:42]  There's a pig Spider Man.
[00:15:44]  No, that's no.
[00:15:45]  Oh, you know, that's from The Simpsons, I think.
[00:15:46]  Peter Porker.
[00:15:47]  No, no, I don't think so, Jake.
[00:15:49]  I think what's happened there is that you're dehydrated and you've gone mad.
[00:15:52]  We put the screen back so as I can see my beloved Joe and Massey on screen.
[00:15:57]  Guys, I'm going to leap into this Iranian blockade.
[00:15:59]  Not literally, because.
[00:16:01]  I see that as a pretty dangerous place to be.
[00:16:03]  The things I want to understand is how it's going to lead to.
[00:16:06]  Let me know in the comments and chat if you agree with this.
[00:16:09]  Global war, like China.
[00:16:11]  Like, we're okay.
[00:16:12]  We're allowed to abuse the old straits of our hummus.
[00:16:14]  Don't you think it's mad?
[00:16:15]  Like, when there's a war, you have to learn a bunch of new stuff.
[00:16:18]  I remember when I had to learn about the Houthis.
[00:16:20]  I remember during COVID, where I had to learn about spike protein.
[00:16:24]  It's just weird that now we have to have a new vocabulary.

=== Lone Voices and BitTucker Tests (07:51) ===

[00:16:26]  And I think that's sort of very particular to our social media time.
[00:16:30]  You know, People used to say that when Twitter, as it was then, started, it was a real, it was folky.
[00:16:36]  It was folky.
[00:16:37]  It was people talking about hobbies and jokes and stuff like that, honestly.
[00:16:41]  And then something happened to it.
[00:16:43]  I don't know why.
[00:16:44]  I don't know why that is.
[00:16:46]  And I don't know what it is about everyone in the world having an opinion about everything that makes the world so dreadful to live in these days.
[00:16:53]  But I think it's to do with the fall of the Tower of Babel, you know?
[00:16:56]  Like it's like we've reached too high and we're in a kind of disparate, terrible tumble.
[00:17:01]  But we'll work it out, won't we?
[00:17:03]  That's before we get into this.
[00:17:05]  With Joe and Massey and Dave and Jake, and of course you, because you can join us at any point you like.
[00:17:10]  Remember, we've got a lot going on.
[00:17:12]  Before I get into this, I want to tell you some of the things that are going on because I want you to know about it.
[00:17:15]  I think we can do a show with Thomas Massey.
[00:17:17]  I'm pretty excited about that.
[00:17:19]  You know, because I think he's one of those people that, what do I want to say?
[00:17:22]  He's behaved with such authenticity and integrity throughout this entire peculiar time when Biden was still in and the ascent of Trump, and now this turbulent moment with Trump that I think we can rely on him.
[00:17:35]  Andrew Tate is around.
[00:17:37]  We're going to go talk to him, spend some time with him.
[00:17:39]  We better talk to some of the people we know about that because I want to get ahead of that because there's people we know that are not pro Andrew Tate.
[00:17:45]  And I say, when I talk to him, he's absolutely delightful.
[00:17:51]  Like all of these people that I've seen viciously demonised, Tommy Robinson, absolutely adorable.
[00:17:57]  I mean, you can see he's got an edge to him.
[00:17:59]  Like, you know, he will kick off.
[00:18:01]  You can feel it.
[00:18:02]  I'm sure it's true with Andrew Tate, but like you're getting the wrong side of Young Joe down there.
[00:18:06]  It's not a good place to be.
[00:18:07]  I mean, I say this is his beloved brother.
[00:18:09]  I have to handle him a bit like you know that film Hurt Locker where that geezer has to stop like bombs going off the whole time.
[00:18:16]  That's what it's like being Joe's sponsor.
[00:18:18]  You have to sort of go, now, Joe, I don't know that that's.
[00:18:22]  No, come on now, Joe.
[00:18:23]  I'm chilled, man.
[00:18:25]  Oh, you are now.
[00:18:26]  You're lovely.
[00:18:26]  I'm pissed off.
[00:18:27]  That's your true you.
[00:18:28]  Your true you is lovely.
[00:18:30]  True you is lovely.
[00:18:30]  And what do judges do?
[00:18:31]  Steven has to say congrats.
[00:18:33]  Ah!
[00:18:34]  Tell us about why we should be congratulating you.
[00:18:38]  Yeah, I passed my HGV test, the practical test.
[00:18:41]  It was hard, mate.
[00:18:42]  It was really hard.
[00:18:43]  I was pretty lucky.
[00:18:44]  I was one minor away from failing it.
[00:18:47]  But I did all right, man.
[00:18:49]  I had a good instructor.
[00:18:50]  Shout out Lee.
[00:18:51]  Good guy.
[00:18:52]  Brilliant instructor.
[00:18:54]  And a good examiner on the day.
[00:18:56]  Yeah, the other one.
[00:18:57]  He was a nice fella as well, Cole.
[00:19:00]  Yeah, they're all good.
[00:19:00]  They're all trying their hardest, didn't they?
[00:19:02]  They're all good.
[00:19:03]  Yeah.
[00:19:03]  Congratulations, mate.
[00:19:05]  Now, your CPS, that means you can protect us up close, doesn't it?
[00:19:09]  Close protection.
[00:19:09]  Does that what it means?
[00:19:10]  Yeah.
[00:19:10]  And your.
[00:19:12]  Close protection operative.
[00:19:13]  He's a close protection operative.
[00:19:15]  And a heavy goods vehicle driver.
[00:19:17]  And a heavy goods vehicle driver.
[00:19:19]  That's a lot of good.
[00:19:20]  So I see us in the future.
[00:19:21]  Check this.
[00:19:21]  We're doing a tent revival.
[00:19:23]  We're driving around the country.
[00:19:25]  Joe's driving some big mad wagon thing.
[00:19:27]  You're in it, I'm sorry to tell you, Dave.
[00:19:29]  We're paying for everything in Bitcoin.
[00:19:30]  Massey's out the back, sort of moaning, wanting to go somewhere else.
[00:19:33]  Oh, no.
[00:19:33]  You know, it's my mum's birthday or Vanessa's anniversary or one of my birds.
[00:19:37]  It's like a feather fell off it.
[00:19:39]  Like reasons to just not be at work all the time.
[00:19:42]  Like, Joe will be in the front seat.
[00:19:44]  Protecting us, like protect, we'll all be together.
[00:19:46]  We'll be travelling around, massy, saying, I don't actually believe in this stuff.
[00:19:51]  I think it's all made up.
[00:19:52]  But you're going, that's all right, come, just stay with us, stay with us.
[00:19:54]  It's going to be okay, it's going to be okay.
[00:19:56]  We go to different towns, we set up the tent, we preach the holy word of the Lord, and we leave behind, hopefully, a legacy of total love.
[00:20:03]  People telling them, you should be running your own community.
[00:20:05]  You don't need people telling you what to do.
[00:20:07]  Run your own community, don't vote for anybody.
[00:20:09]  And then we'll elevate political figures that are self sacrificing servant types, like our Lord, upon whose shoulders the government must surely rest.
[00:20:17]  Then we'll just go home again, be with our families.
[00:20:19]  What do you think about that as a plan?
[00:20:21]  Are you okay if.
[00:20:22]  Because Massey could play drums too.
[00:20:24]  Oh, yeah, he can do that.
[00:20:25]  Even if he's a heathen?
[00:20:26]  Heathen drummer.
[00:20:27]  Yeah.
[00:20:28]  Yeah, I think actually it would be a good angle.
[00:20:30]  The best one.
[00:20:31]  I'll say it's our heathen, like Keith Moon, yeah, terrible.
[00:20:33]  Like, we'll say, like, this is a heathen drummer, like Animal from the Muppets.
[00:20:37]  Yeah.
[00:20:37]  And, like, you'll be playing guitar.
[00:20:39]  I'm going to go.
[00:20:40]  I'll tell you now, you might as well get ready.
[00:20:43]  I'm going to start singing stuff, and you're going to have to just put up with it.
[00:20:47]  Yeah, duh.
[00:20:47]  I bet you let Nathan Finocchio sing stuff, don't you?
[00:20:50]  I've never heard Nathan sing, actually.
[00:20:52]  Well, he can.
[00:20:53]  For the record.
[00:20:53]  Nathan Finocchio, he can come.
[00:20:55]  All of us will be together.
[00:20:56]  We'll be preaching the holy word of the Lord.
[00:20:59]  Then the downside is, if we actually become quite effective at it, we, I'm afraid, will all be murdered.
[00:21:04]  But up until that point.
[00:21:06]  Well, no, not if Joe's on point.
[00:21:07]  No, Joe's got it.
[00:21:08]  Joe, like, Joe'll be there.
[00:21:10]  He'll take a couple of hits.
[00:21:11]  We're armed.
[00:21:12]  Everyone's armed.
[00:21:13]  We're fully armed.
[00:21:14]  We're fully armed.
[00:21:15]  Hollow tip bullets.
[00:21:16]  We're ready to go.
[00:21:17]  It's in America, boys.
[00:21:18]  You understand the beauty of the system once you're in America.
[00:21:21]  You realise, yeah, you do need to be armed in this world of savages.
[00:21:25]  I've got to tell you, the basic point is this the more you come to know our Lord and Saviour, Christ Jesus, the more you realise that the world is really, really evil and that it's controlled by evil forces.
[00:21:36]  And I did this bit on Tucker.
[00:21:38]  I can't wait.
[00:21:38]  It'll be on tomorrow.
[00:21:39]  But you should check me on Tucker Carlson on Friday because we've done an interview with him, but their interview goes out first because they've got more power in the dynamic between our two camps.
[00:21:48]  So their one's going to, and it might be better for me anyway because the book and everything, you know, is promoting this new book that's with a Tucker Carlson.
[00:21:54]  imprint that I've written and I'm really proud of it.
[00:21:56]  It's a good book.
[00:21:56]  I wrote it.
[00:21:57]  I don't even know how much money I'm getting paid.
[00:21:58]  I might not even accept any money for it.
[00:22:00]  I might use all of it to, no, not you.
[00:22:03]  It's gone directly to me.
[00:22:04]  We worked it out.
[00:22:05]  You've done it.
[00:22:06]  You're just like, actually, just give me every penny of that stuff.
[00:22:09]  Anyway, so there's this bit while I was on the Tucker Carlson interview, right?
[00:22:13]  Where I, uh, why don't you all read out your dedications in the acknowledgements, like, because you're all getting real good props in there, every single last one of you motherfuckers, to quote Pulp Fiction.
[00:22:23]  Sorry about my language.
[00:22:24]  It's because I just saw that wallet thing that you put in the advert, Massey.
[00:22:27]  Um, there was this bit, um, where Tucker Carlson, like, we were talking about lone gunmen, I goes, it's good how these lone gunmen always kill people that really benefits the government and the elite, isn't it?
[00:22:38]  In fact, these lone gunmen, And the government should start working together.
[00:22:41]  Because they've obviously got a lot in common.
[00:22:43]  Like, whoever it is that killed Charlie Kirk, I'm killing him, I'm a trans person and into fluffies or furries or whatever it is that that person was into.
[00:22:51]  The person I want dead happens to align with someone that's extremely beneficial to get rid of.
[00:22:57]  And whoever it was that killed JFK and Martin Luther King and My Next, always these lone gunmen.
[00:23:02]  Are you a lone gunman?
[00:23:03]  Consider a job with the government.
[00:23:05]  If you're a lone wolf gunman, a loner, like with no social media footprint or whatever, you.
[00:23:11]  Could consider a job working for the American government or the deep state forces that undergird the American government and kill sainted, lovely leaders.
[00:23:21]  And you will, of course, immediately die afterwards, but you're probably going to kill yourself after just a school rampage anyway.
[00:23:26]  So for you, it's all gravy, baby.
[00:23:28]  It's gravy then the grave.
[00:23:30]  You, lone gunman killers, you should give it a try.
[00:23:33]  They have good benefits, you think?
[00:23:35]  Only on Rumble Premium.
[00:23:36]  Yeah, pay in Bitcoin.
[00:23:37]  You're paid in Bitcoin.
[00:23:38]  God, what does it say in acknowledgements about each of you?
[00:23:40]  And if not every single one of you, don't sob like ladies.
[00:23:44]  You've got hearts of stone.
[00:23:46]  So, this is from the book.
[00:23:47]  Yeah.
[00:23:48]  Oh, yeah.
[00:23:49]  Russell Brand's new book.
[00:23:50]  Pretty good stuff, I'd say.
[00:23:52]  Massey, I want you to hear this, just so you know.
[00:23:55]  It says, Massey for making me look good.
[00:23:58]  Thank you.
[00:24:00]  You godless heathen.
[00:24:02]  Because Massey cuts the stuff.
[00:24:03]  Thank you very much.
[00:24:04]  And he's not even a Christian.
[00:24:06]  He didn't really help with the book at all.
[00:24:07]  If anything, he was a hindrance.
[00:24:12]  Jake Smith, my brother on the path and partner in mission and ministry.
[00:24:15]  Spark, light, reignite.

=== Paddington Bear and Ayatollahs (07:04) ===

[00:24:17]  That's one of Jake's phrases of what our job is.
[00:24:19]  If you're not interested in Jesus at all, we've got to spark interest.
[00:24:22]  Light, for those of us that are in Him, we've got to keep it lit.
[00:24:25]  We've got to keep that light within us.
[00:24:26]  He is real.
[00:24:27]  Keep your eyes on Him.
[00:24:28]  Don't start thinking, I'm scared.
[00:24:29]  I'm going to run out of money.
[00:24:30]  Oh, no.
[00:24:30]  I'm going to jail.
[00:24:32]  Like, you can't panic.
[00:24:33]  You've just got to stay cool because you're in a holy war now.
[00:24:36]  And if you've, like, I've grubbed Christian, but you're a bit bored of it because they've not been teaching you it properly, you have to reignite it.
[00:24:43]  In it, Jake.
[00:24:44]  I think that's it.
[00:24:44]  It was your phrase.
[00:24:45]  Beautiful.
[00:24:46]  Put it right down.
[00:24:47]  Our buddy Dave Fields for leadership and for demonstration of his.
[00:24:51]  Power through kindness.
[00:24:54]  Win-win mindset.
[00:24:56]  Yeah, that's how he talks.
[00:24:57]  In for keeping the chips rotating.
[00:24:59]  Look, hold your hand up now, Dave, so they can see what I'm talking about.
[00:25:01]  He's got chips.
[00:25:03]  Joe said that's his only tell.
[00:25:05]  That's the only way you know that Dave is insane.
[00:25:08]  Because Dave can hold it together.
[00:25:10]  Except for the chips.
[00:25:11]  Like in the real world.
[00:25:12]  He's like in Avatar.
[00:25:13]  In that Avatar, say me and Joe are like them people at the early bit when they keep knocking over all the instruments in the surgery.
[00:25:20]  But Dave, Like one of the people that's been in Avatar for ages can hold it together, you know, like it's running that blue body nice.
[00:25:28]  So, this is a compliment, Joe.
[00:25:30]  My brother, Joe McCann, thank you for making my addiction seem reasonable and my life seem livable.
[00:25:38]  Pretty good, it is pretty good.
[00:25:39]  I like it.
[00:25:40]  It's a backhanded compliment.
[00:25:41]  Salute, yeah, yeah.
[00:25:43]  Well done on your HEV, praise the Lord.
[00:25:47]  Okay, now the legacy media have got some incredible insights into how you should think and feel.
[00:25:52]  Be afraid.
[00:25:53]  All of the time is the basic message.
[00:25:55]  Here's one of the reasons why you should be afraid right now.
[00:25:58]  There's a fuel blockade, all your fuel prices are going up, there's probably going to be terrorist attacks in your country, and you're not good enough.
[00:26:04]  You remember that from your childhood, but that's still true.
[00:26:09]  President Trump has threatened to eliminate Iranian attack ships approaching his blockade of Iranian ports in the Strait of Hormuz.
[00:26:16]  We can't let a country blackmail or extort the world because that's what they're doing.
[00:26:23]  They're really blackmailing the world.
[00:26:25]  We're not going to let that happen.
[00:26:27]  The failure of peace talks over the weekend has caused another surge in oil prices as Iran calls the blockade piracy and threatens to retaliate.
[00:26:37]  The Israeli Prime Minister says he supports.
[00:26:39]  President Trump's blockade, officials from Israel and Lebanon preparing to hold direct talks in Washington.
[00:26:46]  And Pope Leo says he will continue to speak out against the war after fierce criticism from Donald Trump.
[00:26:53]  The US says all vessels will be subject to interception, diversion, and capture, except those transiting the Strait of Hormuz to and from non Iranian ports.
[00:27:03]  The Strait, to remind you, is a critical shipping route through which roughly 20% of the world's oil and natural liquefied gas is transported, as well as.
[00:27:12]  Who's that guy that just went by like on holiday?
[00:27:15]  Someone like said, the Straits of Hummuz, it's absolutely lethal there.
[00:27:21]  They're all just bumming by in a speedboat having the time of their life.
[00:27:25]  That weren't them terrorists, was it?
[00:27:26]  Like you're told.
[00:27:27]  Do you remember that video we showed where it's like, Iran, they've sorted it out.
[00:27:30]  They're on speedboats, they're Miami Vice warfare, they've got drones, they're inexpensive, they're winning, they're winning.
[00:27:36]  Who was that?
[00:27:37]  They're also skiing.
[00:27:38]  To someone on a jet ski going by, these Straits of Hummuz.
[00:27:42]  Would you like to go on holiday in the Straits of Hummuz?
[00:27:45]  Tubin in the Straits of Hermes.
[00:27:46]  I'll tell you what, I think everyone's going so crazy.
[00:27:49]  I think we should completely reform our show and do things like, you know, like go capture Shia LaBeouf and save his ass, right?
[00:27:54]  Let's go do that.
[00:27:55]  Thomas Massey, go sort of go help him.
[00:27:57]  I don't know if he wants help.
[00:27:58]  He's probably doing okay.
[00:27:59]  Or we'll just go, let's go Straits of Hermes, get on a speedboat and like just bomb about there.
[00:28:04]  I mean, imagine like on the news seeing Russell Brand and some of his acolytes from his podcasters were on jet skis on the Straits of Hermes.
[00:28:13]  What do you think would actually happen?
[00:28:14]  I mean, reality's gone so mad.
[00:28:16]  I feel like you might as well do that.
[00:28:17]  Russell Brand was in Gaza amidst the ashes, just hanging out.
[00:28:22]  At least we would know.
[00:28:22]  I mean, if they take us out.
[00:28:24]  Then we'd be like, hey, we were just on holiday.
[00:28:26]  You do worry for our children, I mean.
[00:28:29]  They'd have to.
[00:28:30]  Have you got good life insurance?
[00:28:31]  Let's get some good life insurance and then start doing some more valuable pranks, is what I'd say.
[00:28:37]  That's time to do that.
[00:28:38]  All right, let's have a look.
[00:28:39]  So, yeah, what was that speedboat doing there?
[00:28:40]  That didn't look military, it looked like a holidaymaker.
[00:28:42]  The whole thing's a blag.
[00:28:44]  As well as other key goods such as jet fuel and fertilizer.
[00:28:48]  Shortly after the blockade began, President Trump took to Truth Social and this is what he posted.
[00:28:54]  He called a warning for fast attacks.
[00:28:56]  Iranian vessels writing if any of these ships come close anywhere close to our blockade they will be immediately eliminated.
[00:29:06]  Well before we discuss all of this further we thought it would be useful to give you an idea of just how it will actually be useful.
[00:29:11]  This is quite good.
[00:29:12]  This is what I used to think the BBC was meant to be when I was a kid.
[00:29:14]  Is it like they've just talked you through stuff.
[00:29:16]  This will be useful.
[00:29:17]  Here's Paddington Bear.
[00:29:18]  Like you know it was just sort of like quite gentle.
[00:29:21]  Here's Paddington Bear to help you understand the ports on the Straits of Hammuz.
[00:29:26]  Here's a picture of a member of the royal family that's not wrapped up in Epstein Island.
[00:29:30]  And Paddington Bear to show you that these Iranian ports are not operating.
[00:29:35]  Here's a picture of Paddington Bear, unable to fertilize the soil or use fuel because of the Straits of Hammuz.
[00:29:44]  Just how many Iranian ports there are in the area.
[00:29:46]  You can see here Karg.
[00:29:48]  The marmalade crisis enters into its sixth week.
[00:29:51]  Even Paddington Bear is.
[00:29:53]  Paddington Bear took to Truth Social.
[00:29:56]  Listen, you motherfuckers!
[00:29:58]  You Arab rackets!
[00:30:01]  I will destroy you!
[00:30:03]  I will mess you up!
[00:30:04]  Paddington Bear posted a picture of himself as Jesus earlier on today, but Jesus with his dick out.
[00:30:11]  Christians took to the internet to say this has gone too far this time.
[00:30:17]  Karg Island, which we've already heard a lot about during the war, but there are a number of others dotted all along the coast, including Chabaha and the Gulf of Oman, moving up into the Strait of Hormuz.
[00:30:28]  I don't know any more than I knew before I looked at that, because there's certain words that won't go in my mind out of what I'm going to have to probably call some kind of racism.
[00:30:35]  Now, Massey, are you able to absorb it because you've got until recently had relatives in Tehran.
[00:30:41]  Can you look at words like al-baran and all that and it goes in in a different way than with me?
[00:30:47]  It doesn't sound too foreign to me, no, but it's funny hearing foreigners try and say those words.
[00:30:54]  You say it.
[00:30:55]  You say it.
[00:30:56]  What was the word?
[00:30:56]  God damn it.
[00:30:57]  Pig.
[00:30:57]  Wait, we'll put it on once you've got it.
[00:30:59]  I can't even remember what they were.
[00:31:00]  You have Banda Abbas there, as you can see, and many more on the clothes, including Lavan, Emma Mohammedi, and Koramashar.
[00:31:08]  Siri, I know that one.
[00:31:09]  That's Tom Cruise's little girl.
[00:31:11]  Now, be very, very careful with that one.
[00:31:14]  It's only about that big.
[00:31:16]  You're not going to be able to park any marmalade in that.
[00:31:18]  I hope you've just tuned in and that you're struggling to find Contacts Cook.

=== Xi Jinping and Language Principles (15:30) ===

[00:31:22]  I am too.
[00:31:23]  Say some of them words, Massey.
[00:31:24]  What were they?
[00:31:25]  Al Bashar, Kashan.
[00:31:26]  Like all of them Ayatollahs.
[00:31:27]  They've all got the same.
[00:31:28]  Ayatollah Khomeini, Ayatollah Khomeini, Ayatollah.
[00:31:32]  Isn't it?
[00:31:33]  They're all the same.
[00:31:35]  I saw Abam Hamas, and now my weed destroyed short term memory's forgotten them all already.
[00:31:40]  So, you know, it's got to be up on the screen for me to read it.
[00:31:43]  I don't look in it, man.
[00:31:44]  I don't do pornography.
[00:31:45]  Stop looking at drugs.
[00:31:46]  I don't look in it.
[00:31:47]  Stop looking at drugs.
[00:31:49]  Stop saying you're doing porn.
[00:31:51]  Stop looking at drugs.
[00:31:52]  Well, President Trump was asked about the blockade a short time ago.
[00:31:55]  Let's have a listen.
[00:31:56]  Mr. President, as far as the naval blockade is concerned, what's the end game?
[00:32:00]  Is it to force Iran back to the negotiating table?
[00:32:03]  Is it to open up the straits so the gas prices ultimately come down?
[00:32:07]  Maybe everything.
[00:32:08]  I mean, you know.
[00:32:09]  Both of those things, certainly, and more.
[00:32:11]  We can't let a country blackmail or extort the world because that's what they're doing.
[00:32:19]  They're really blackmailing the world.
[00:32:20]  We're not going to let that happen.
[00:32:22]  I still like him.
[00:32:23]  Look, the problem is that he's.
[00:32:26]  Well, this is what happened.
[00:32:26]  I'll tell you in 2015.
[00:32:28]  I don't want to be one of those people on the internet that says, I told you this, I knew this could happen because who does?
[00:32:32]  No one knows anything.
[00:32:33]  Otherwise, you'd just be like a biff in Back to the Future 2 making a small fortune from the almanac, which is the best thing you can do with future wisdom.
[00:32:41]  But what I did think.
[00:32:43]  I was really happy when Trump became president in the first instance because I was already so sort of irritated by establishment politics.
[00:32:50]  Same with Brexit, even though I don't really have a strong view about the EU and Brexit, that kind of thing.
[00:32:54]  I just liked it that the thing that people didn't want to happen happened.
[00:32:58]  I was like, hmm, good, you wankers.
[00:33:00]  Because by that time, I'd already realised you couldn't trust mainstream media and that people, those kind of politicians that pretended that they care about you, were lying.
[00:33:09]  I'd worked that out from getting closer to power, from being a non famous person.
[00:33:13]  Remember, for the first part of my life, I was a non famous person and a drug addict.
[00:33:16]  And then by some Sort of mistake, I suppose.
[00:33:19]  I became famous and like really misused that opportunity to aggrandize and glorify myself because I was pretty foolish.
[00:33:27]  But I also got close to a lot of famous and powerful people and saw into windows they don't let you in if you're not famous.
[00:33:33]  You know, like you go to a football club your whole life as a normal fan.
[00:33:37]  Now you can go into the player's dressing room and you can go into the chair, like the chairman's suite, and meet all of the people.
[00:33:42]  And you get a player who will give you a like, that's it.
[00:33:44]  You know, just that kind of privilege in a way.
[00:33:46]  And then, like, you know, I did go out with someone whose brothers were.
[00:33:50]  Each married to a Rothschild.
[00:33:51]  So I went to just one garden party that had Rothschilds's at it.
[00:33:55]  You know, I sort of felt that energy.
[00:33:57]  And I was around sort of politicians and, like, I seen it.
[00:33:59]  I seen it a little bit.
[00:34:01]  So this is what I liked was that Trump was a kind of mad wrecking ball, which probably you liked that, didn't you?
[00:34:08]  You're like, oh my God, this guy, like, say when you see our man Shane Gillis who stand up about him being rude to everyone in the Republican primary, your wife's a dog, all that stuff.
[00:34:16]  That was enjoyable and funny, I thought.
[00:34:18]  It was also very, very rude and mean.
[00:34:20]  It was kind of fun because I thought, These people I don't like, like Hillary Clinton, seeing Hillary Clinton taken to task, which is such an absolute joy.
[00:34:27]  You know, I don't know if I want to go Pizzagate far on Hillary Clinton.
[00:34:31]  I don't want to go like Alex Jones, David Icke far.
[00:34:34]  Like, she's a demon.
[00:34:35]  She's sexually abusing people.
[00:34:37]  They're drinking adrenochrome.
[00:34:38]  I don't know, man.
[00:34:39]  It's hard to corroborate that, as the great Whitney Webb always says.
[00:34:41]  But what I do know is they're disingenuous, in general, seem to be quite disingenuous.
[00:34:45]  Like, so I like him for that.
[00:34:48]  But this is what's probably even more important.
[00:34:50]  Pfft.
[00:34:52]  I think he epitomizes what was happening.
[00:34:55]  Like we had a political system that fetishized individuals and we had such a fetishizable president, like that's so lurid and like such a caricature of power, a caricature of power, grandiosity, self-belief.
[00:35:12]  But these were all the attributes that the culture had been reifying and divinizing in the absence of the love of God, by which I don't necessarily for you mad atheists out there mean Jesus Christ.
[00:35:24]  Do you mean that?
[00:35:24]  But I also mean the ultimate principle, the highest principle, the highest principle of good.
[00:35:28]  And, you know, you could look at it in a humanist way.
[00:35:31]  Like, we've come so far from where we need to be that Trump, in all his mad glory, encourages us to see things a little more clearly in a way that becomes masked with auto pen Joe Biden or soft yet cacklingly mad Kamala Harris or slip back Gavin Newsom, sort of like a TV version of the Joker in a DC franchise.
[00:35:58]  Or AOC, sort of attractive, but like a kind of scattered abruptness, or Bernie with his barking coffin onesie insanity.
[00:36:08]  All that stuff's over now.
[00:36:09]  We all know that.
[00:36:10]  We all know that no political leader within these kind of systems is going to give you anything like what you're hoping for.
[00:36:19]  So, my strong dedication and hope is that you will find Christ, a God that you know and interface with, and indeed will come through you, actually, and you will participate in reality with God.
[00:36:32]  And then politics and stuff, you will just not be excited about it.
[00:36:36]  You will just become rudimentary, managerial, and operations led.
[00:36:40]  That's why I'm running for Mayor of London in 2028.
[00:36:44]  Not so I can be in charge of London.
[00:36:45]  So I'll just go, well, this is what you could do.
[00:36:47]  Look, you want to get rid of them cameras?
[00:36:49]  Vote on it.
[00:36:50]  Fine, they want to.
[00:36:50]  They want them cameras, they don't want them cameras.
[00:36:52]  Do you want to focus on Facebook crime or knife crime?
[00:36:55]  It's up to you.
[00:36:55]  Vote on it.
[00:36:56]  That's what I propose.
[00:36:58]  The end of party politics.
[00:37:00]  The end of excluding you and me.
[00:37:03]  From the transparent process of running our own lives?
[00:37:06]  Why are you getting taxed so heavily the whole time for?
[00:37:09]  Why are you giving half of your money to a government that, well, at least 50% of the time you hate?
[00:37:15]  And if you've got any sense, 100% of the time you hate.
[00:37:19]  Why not maximise and localise democracy?
[00:37:23]  Why not sacralise life once more?
[00:37:26]  Recognise that everything you do is sacred.
[00:37:28]  The way that you eat food, the way that you make love, the way you talk to people is sacred.
[00:37:31]  And when you slip up in that, return to God.
[00:37:33]  Who will be waiting for you, running towards you the second you choose to do it.
[00:37:38]  But that's just what I think.
[00:37:39]  Let me know what you think, not only about Trump, but about Christ and about this Iranian fuel blockade that continues to escalate global tensions.
[00:37:49]  This is an Art of War style announcement, I'm guessing from Trump.
[00:37:52]  That's what Massey's called it in the script here.
[00:37:56]  Break an enemy's blockade by blockading their blockade.
[00:38:00]  Fair enough.
[00:38:00]  That's a very sort of pro Trump.
[00:38:02]  And then blockade that one.
[00:38:03]  Then we're going to be in a sort of a Tetris of blockades, just blockading ad infinitum.
[00:38:09]  And then 121 empty oil tankers are now heading back.
[00:38:12]  Xi Jinping, the president of China, who I don't really think about very much, even though he's sort of the most powerful person in the world, I suppose, unless China has what we all have, like an upper echelon of secret institutional powers, and that there's a Chinese.
[00:38:28]  Epstein Island somewhere and a Chinese Epstein and they're all being compromised by possibly agents from a smaller nearby country.
[00:38:35]  Maybe Taiwan are running the.
[00:38:36]  I don't know what's going on over there.
[00:38:38]  I just know that I don't think about old Jinping very much because you could say I'm not a serious person but I actually am quite a serious person.
[00:38:44]  That's why I don't think about abstract concepts like how my opinions might affect the leader of China.
[00:38:52]  It's stuff where you've got to like read it, don't you?
[00:38:54]  I'm already like slightly disengaging.
[00:38:57]  Like just because I'm going to have to read it but Like, I'll watch a bit, then I'll read it out to you in case you're one of the people that's watching this, you know, somewhere else.
[00:39:05]  And if you're watching this on locals right now, hello, you lot, blessed old bird, sensitive hearts, send us a comment, send us some inquiries.
[00:39:12]  Jake and Massey, accumulate five each and read them out in the section I'm calling comments.
[00:39:17]  And then Jake, do a jingle for it on your guitar and then read them out.
[00:39:20]  Right?
[00:39:21]  That's good, isn't it?
[00:39:22]  Sort of pressure on Jake, but what's he going to do?
[00:39:24]  He gets 10% of every bottle of Methylene Blue we sell.
[00:39:27]  Pick up a guitar, I'd say.
[00:39:28]  Does an album with every Christian who walks past.
[00:39:30]  He's probably done an album doing this, and he.
[00:39:35]  That's not helping racism against the Chinese, that sentence, because he did literally go Qing Chong Chinese, didn't he?
[00:39:40]  I mean, I heard that.
[00:39:41]  But, like, I spend every morning with my children saying, stop being racist against anyone, because they've got, like, one of the forest schools they go to is something I really love.
[00:39:49]  He's, like, literally teaching mad racist stuff.
[00:39:51]  And I have to go, stop being racist with them, because I do not want racist children.
[00:39:55]  But they see that, like, if I go, right, children, all those racist impressions you've been doing of the Chinese, let's put that to bed by exposing you.
[00:40:04]  To a genuine Chinese person, then you will see the fallacy of your racism.
[00:40:14]  Have the word Chang every other word in it.
[00:40:17]  It's using Qing Chong Qing too much in your language.
[00:40:21]  I'd say let's get into the roots of Mandarin and like okay, every time there's a Ch sound, let's change it.
[00:40:27]  I mean, this is actually like they're doing racism at themselves.
[00:40:42]  If he cared enough, he'd have me killed for this.
[00:40:43]  Like, you know, like I don't know what they do in China.
[00:40:46]  I didn't like the way that British geezer in America in that ridiculous hat, selling methylene blue and writing a book about our Lord and Savior Jesus.
[00:40:53]  I didn't like his attitude there.
[00:40:55]  Even if he was trying to make it meta and ironic by simultaneously explaining that he was teaching his children not to be racist, thus running two threads there as someone who, whatever you think about him, is obviously a very accomplished comedian.
[00:41:07]  I didn't like it, and I think we should kill him.
[00:41:11]  Presumably, they can do that if they want in China.
[00:41:13]  They've gone a good route, because what they've done, we've done it the wrong way around.
[00:41:16]  We pretend that we're free.
[00:41:19]  But then sneakily make everything centrally controlled.
[00:41:22]  They did it the other way.
[00:41:23]  We're centrally controlled.
[00:41:25]  Now let's make a bunch of stuff and exploit the free market.
[00:41:28]  I think their methods might win.
[00:41:30]  That's the worry.
[00:41:31]  I think if you are a Christian missionary, stop messing about in Hungary, where frankly nothing matters, and get to China.
[00:41:38]  Get right over to the Chinese.
[00:41:39]  I'm going to go there now.
[00:41:40]  I'm just going to learn their language.
[00:41:43]  Right, there it is.
[00:41:44]  Qing Chung Qin, Qing Chung Qing, Qing Chung Lao Tse Yang.
[00:41:47]  There you go.
[00:41:48]  I'll be over there next week.
[00:41:58]  Jake says, I just inadvertently signed my own death warrant.
[00:42:01]  Probably those are the exact words for murder that ridiculous Englishman.
[00:42:05]  I actually can't concentrate on what he's saying.
[00:42:11]  What about Taiwan?
[00:42:12]  They just said we've never subjugated another country and we never will.
[00:42:15]  Well, what about Taiwan?
[00:42:17]  Also, they just think Taiwan's theirs, isn't it?
[00:42:19]  That's the same as everyone.
[00:42:20]  Like when Trump just went, you can't blackmail the world.
[00:42:23]  Well, That's what you're doing to Iran.
[00:42:26]  So, no one's got any actual rigid principles.
[00:42:28]  You'll know when it's a principle versus a policy because principles cost you.
[00:42:33]  Policies just change them, whatever.
[00:42:35]  Like, whenever it's convenient.
[00:42:36]  Like me, the other day, I go, We only print on one side of paper.
[00:42:39]  It's wasteful.
[00:42:40]  And they went, What about, like, when you're in the thing, in the show, and you can't?
[00:42:44]  I'm like, Oh, yeah, no, all right, yeah, just print on one side.
[00:42:47]  So, that's me being corrupt.
[00:42:49]  Maybe we're the problem, you and me.
[00:42:51]  Maybe we're the problem.
[00:42:52]  Maybe it ain't, oh, hold on a minute, let me look at his name.
[00:42:54]  I don't want to say anything else racist.
[00:42:55]  They've probably already issued the death order.
[00:42:57]  Xi Jinping.
[00:42:58]  Maybe it ain't Xi Jinping's problem.
[00:43:00]  Let's have a look.
[00:43:01]  He does have a lot more influence than me.
[00:43:02]  What am I going to do?
[00:43:04]  Like, knock 10% off.
[00:43:05]  The Methylene Blue is shot up in price because of the bloody old Straits of Hormuz.
[00:43:10]  Them wankers.
[00:43:11]  We can't get the Methylene Blue out of there.
[00:43:23]  How orderly it is there.
[00:43:24]  Everyone's just sat there quietly.
[00:43:26]  That's what I. What a great job to be the president of China.
[00:43:29]  Everyone's just got to sit there and shut the fuck up and listen to you.
[00:43:32]  He's not really making any effort, is he, either?
[00:43:34]  He's boring.
[00:43:34]  Like, I can tell that even in English.
[00:43:37]  Like, what I mean by boring, listen to how he's talking.
[00:43:40]  Right, listen, we won't bully other countries.
[00:43:42]  We never have, and we never will.
[00:43:43]  Hitler, say what you like about him, the Gizan knew how to give a speech.
[00:43:46]  He'd be like, like he leant into that shit, didn't he?
[00:43:51]  He was going for it.
[00:43:51]  HOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[00:43:52]  Get the world, this guy's serious.
[00:43:54]  I don't know what he's saying, but I'm telling you right now, this is not a very good place to be trying to sell mozzarella soup.
[00:44:02]  I can feel it, I feel the vibes.
[00:44:05]  He's gonna kick off with this fella.
[00:44:07]  I can tell he's double, double serious.
[00:44:08]  Look, GP, and he ain't even trying, mate.
[00:44:20]  I think hell looks like Drake says that's how I envisage hell, but I like order.
[00:44:24]  As long as I'm in charge.
[00:44:34]  No way, an applause line.
[00:44:35]  If you were doing that stand up, you wouldn't be going, pause for that one.
[00:44:39]  Like saying, like, we will never, you know, subjugate another nation.
[00:44:42]  We never have and we never will.
[00:44:43]  Xi Jinping, get me over to Beijing.
[00:44:46]  I will give you public speaking lessons for free.
[00:44:49]  I'd like to stay at one of the Amman hotels in China.
[00:44:51]  I'd like to bring my whole family.
[00:44:53]  I'll come over there.
[00:44:53]  Like, I've always thought of myself as a man of high principle, but the truth is, I can be bought and sold.
[00:44:58]  If you would just protect me from some of the quite serious problems I think I have standing up to the centralized authority and corruption that emanates out of, e.g., the UK.
[00:45:08]  I'm not, of course, referring to my terrifying trials.
[00:45:10]  If you let me come there, bit of sanctuary, I'll give you some stand-up lessons.
[00:45:14]  Xi Jinping, live in Tiananmen Square.
[00:45:17]  You'll be live in Tiananmen Square also, unless you mess with Xi Jinping, then them tanks come out, nut you off bad.
[00:45:22]  Unless you're that fella that had a couple of carrier bags.
[00:45:25]  Respect to that dude.
[00:45:26]  He stood up for him.
[00:45:36]  Wall of steel forged by 1.4 billion Chinese people.
[00:45:40]  That's what he was actually saying.
[00:45:47]  Right, the actual one, he's only subjugating his own people.
[00:45:50]  Yeah.
[00:45:50]  Look, I like him, but obviously public speaking is not his area of expertise, nor making his own language not sound madly racist.
[00:45:59]  Empty oil tankers are heading back to the US, and this lady seems to be more worried about the gays of Homus.
[00:46:05]  I've not watched this clip, it was chosen by Massey, it might be offensive.
[00:46:08]  Isn't it a little bit homophobic that we're so focused on the straights of Homus and not the gays of Homus?
[00:46:14]  Yes, I agree.
[00:46:15]  Yes, for sure.
[00:46:16]  Yeah.
[00:46:17]  Why do you think they're willing to leave the gays of Homus?
[00:46:20]  Hummus behind?
[00:46:21]  I think it's just history, historically, like you know, gays have always been very discriminated against, which is wrong on so many levels.
[00:46:30]  Even in war.
[00:46:31]  Yeah, even in war, and it just takes, I think, more what is it, like more reform in government, obviously, and then also educating society.
[00:46:42]  I just feel like if we're gonna go in there, we can't leave the gay people behind.
[00:46:46]  I don't think we should go in there at all, but if we're going to, the gays of Hummus, we could turn it into Fire Island.

=== Paul Links and Life Matters (15:33) ===

[00:46:53]  For sure.
[00:46:54]  That's very funny.
[00:46:57]  That movement needs to check its ideological centre.
[00:47:01]  That's what happens when you don't tether your reality to a creative force.
[00:47:06]  We just make up values.
[00:47:07]  Fuck fascists in the background, gaze of Hormuz.
[00:47:10]  Let's look back to the book of Samuel, a verse selected by Jake to help tie up this Iranian blockade and the surrounding incomprehensible confusion, whether it's the Chinese leader boring Tiananmen Square after death, protesters.
[00:47:25]  Very confused about what the straits and gays of Hormuz are actually all about.
[00:47:29]  Or Trump himself actually being somewhat hypocritical when terming Iranians blackmailers, when indeed all conflict involves a game of if you do this, we'll do that.
[00:47:41]  If you don't do this, we'll do that.
[00:47:43]  I mean, you need permanent principles, don't you?
[00:47:45]  That's what I think.
[00:47:45]  Let me know what you think.
[00:47:46]  Here's what it says in the book of Samuel from the Old Testament.
[00:47:48]  All those gathered here will know that it's not by the sword or spear that the Lord saves, for the battle is the Lord's, and he will give all of you.
[00:47:55]  Into our hands.
[00:47:56]  Oh, it's nice, isn't it?
[00:47:58]  To sort of return to eternity for a moment.
[00:48:00]  God is not just outside of time, He's also inside of time and beyond time.
[00:48:05]  I find it very hard not to be anchored in the temporal.
[00:48:09]  You do know what I mean by that?
[00:48:10]  I get pulled back into the sensory reality.
[00:48:14]  I get enervated, nervous, and scared.
[00:48:17]  But this is not the ultimate reality.
[00:48:19]  The ultimate reality is God's, and you can access it through your own consciousness.
[00:48:23]  And I know some techniques that are in this book.
[00:48:24]  You can get it off Tucker Carlson.
[00:48:26]  There's a link in the.
[00:48:27]  Do we have the link?
[00:48:28]  Yes!
[00:48:28]  There's a link in the description right now.
[00:48:30]  In fact, we should run it while we're streaming live because you've supported me a long time.
[00:48:34]  I love this book.
[00:48:35]  I'm proud of it.
[00:48:35]  I didn't get an advance.
[00:48:36]  I'm not doing it for money.
[00:48:37]  I, you know, God, I'm a human.
[00:48:39]  I'm like you.
[00:48:39]  I need money.
[00:48:40]  I've got legal bills, all that kind of stuff.
[00:48:42]  Of course, I have tax bills, legal bills.
[00:48:43]  No different from you.
[00:48:44]  Well, probably ain't got so many legal bills.
[00:48:46]  But you believe in me, don't you?
[00:48:49]  I'm telling the truth.
[00:48:50]  Did you know about everything?
[00:48:52]  I'm telling the truth.
[00:48:53]  I wrote this book.
[00:48:54]  It's good.
[00:48:56]  Get it.
[00:48:56]  Click the link in the description.
[00:48:58]  Praise the Lord.
[00:48:59]  We're going to have an advert now.
[00:49:00]  You know why?
[00:49:01]  Because.
[00:49:02]  Financial reasons.
[00:49:03]  We'll be back with your comments in a minute.
[00:49:05]  Can you pull some?
[00:49:06]  Pull out five each.
[00:49:07]  Generate content.
[00:49:08]  Thanks.
[00:49:09]  Someone asked me the other day, how do you get a sense of what's going to happen next?
[00:49:12]  I told them, I simply look out the window.
[00:49:14]  But if that doesn't work, poly market.
[00:49:16]  I check it out.
[00:49:16]  It's extremely insightful.
[00:49:18]  Basically, you're watching how thousands of people are betting on outcomes.
[00:49:21]  Political elections, big policy moves, even events you wouldn't expect.
[00:49:24]  It's kind of like a live pulse on what people actually believe.
[00:49:28]  You can see trends before they hit mainstream news.
[00:49:30]  For me, it's not about gambling.
[00:49:32]  I don't like gambling it's about understanding the probabilities and where the momentum is shifting if you like following the news but want a deeper look at what people really think it's a fascinating tool check out polymarket.com now that's right polymarket.com now have a look So that we can effectively do comments, Massy, I think you have to pull them and then post them to Jake so that Jake can read them.
[00:49:51]  Because otherwise, every time I ask you for a comment, there's a time delay.
[00:49:54]  So pull them, post them, Jake, so that whenever I go, read a comment, like there's comments there.
[00:49:59]  Joe, you can do it as well.
[00:50:01]  Anyone can do it, as a matter of fact, if you want to do it.
[00:50:03]  I can't do it because if I watch a continual stream of too much, like some of you, I love you and everything.
[00:50:10]  I love you.
[00:50:10]  But it's just distracting in my eye line, for one thing.
[00:50:13]  Do we additionally do these polymarket things as well?
[00:50:16]  Live one.
[00:50:17]  You want to do a live one?
[00:50:18]  Well, I didn't want to, but if I'm mandated to, I will do it because if it's contractual, if it isn't contractual, I simply won't do it.
[00:50:24]  All right, yeah, do it.
[00:50:25]  Okay, there you go.
[00:50:26]  Check out that from Polymarket.
[00:50:28]  Like, will that and blockade be lifted by a certain amount of time?
[00:50:32]  Dave, you understand this.
[00:50:33]  Oh, they've put it into statistics 85% of people think by May 31st.
[00:50:37]  Why?
[00:50:38]  Why then?
[00:50:40]  What was that based on?
[00:50:41]  Just guessing everyone's collective consciousness.
[00:50:43]  See, this Polymarket tech is.
[00:50:45]  I'm going to say, Polymarket, will you help us build out the app for democracy in London?
[00:50:50]  Me and Dave.
[00:50:52]  And Joe B.
[00:50:53]  It's funny actually, it feels really funny that I'm still the same person as I was when I was about 12.
[00:50:57]  Me and my mate Dave, right, we're building an app so that if you live in London, where you can vote for everything, instead of arguing all the time about whether you want ULES cameras or you want the Metropolitan Police Force to spend all their time arresting people on Facebook posts rather than having them do knife crime or whatever, Dave's done an app, right?
[00:51:11]  And then you just vote for it.
[00:51:13]  Thing is though, like, when you're mayor of London, you can't change stuff like schools and hospitals, that ain't up to you.
[00:51:18]  But with Polymarket, you could do live polling for everything, right?
[00:51:21]  And then you could build your policies not based on the political purview that you've derived from, say, the Conservative.
[00:51:25]  Pi that you know are corrupt, or the Labour Party that you know are corrupt, or the Reform Party that you know will get corrupted if they go into government, or even the Green Party that will just spend all this time going, ah, it's actually not what we thought it was going to be, we're confused, right?
[00:51:35]  They'll get all corrupted, wouldn't they?
[00:51:37]  Of course they bloody well will, they always do.
[00:51:38]  What you want to do is vote for it directly yourselves, and if you don't agree with that, what are you saying?
[00:51:42]  I'm not good enough, I'm an idiot, I don't do it, what?
[00:51:44]  That's why they create a reality where you feel those things all the time.
[00:51:48]  They engineer a reality where you feel shameful.
[00:51:51]  You know that feeling of shame in you?
[00:51:52]  You know that voice in your head that says, I'm not good enough, I can't do this.
[00:51:55]  And you're having actually to work through that voice right now by putting things in the comments, like being hating on other people.
[00:52:00]  That voice isn't even real.
[00:52:02]  That voice isn't even actually real.
[00:52:04]  So for things that are real, like how much money do you want to spend on roads or cycle lanes, or do you want a congestion charge, or would you like to levy taxes against big construction companies that come to London and build buildings but never provide the affordable housing that they always say they will, if you care about those things, let's create a democracy that empowers you.
[00:52:22]  It's possible, you know.
[00:52:23]  You've been told that you're not good enough, but you are good enough.
[00:52:25]  You've been told that your life doesn't matter, but your life does matter.
[00:52:27]  You've been told that you're worthless and that you should spend all your time hating people because they're gay or Muslim or not gay or not Muslim.
[00:52:34]  All those things are absolutely stupid and a total waste of your time, your precious time on this earth that will end one day, at best with you spluttering into nothingness on a bed surrounded by your relatives, or potentially if you embrace the eternal principles that are changing my life with a knowledge that you are a participant in greatness with God.
[00:52:56]  with God.
[00:52:58]  That route does possibly involve assassination and apocalyptic war as we fight for what we believe in.
[00:53:04]  But remember, there's a few things that are going on in the world right now that are pretty interesting.
[00:53:07]  One, people are telling you that they believe in democracy and that you live in a democracy.
[00:53:11]  Well, if democracy is good, let's have more democracy.
[00:53:14]  Also, there are a lot of people that are telling you explicitly they believe in God.
[00:53:17]  Well, if you believe in God, let's make sure everything we do is part of his plan for us.
[00:53:24]  Because when you believe in God, if you believe in God in a serious way, you believe that you are secondary to him.
[00:53:29]  Not that you're nothing or that you're worthless, but your value isn't derived.
[00:53:32]  From worldliness, but it's derived from him.
[00:53:33]  I've written this book, How to Become a Christian in Seven Days.
[00:53:38]  Real pleased with it.
[00:53:39]  Check it out.
[00:53:39]  There's a link in the description now to help you get it.
[00:53:42]  Has Massey sent you any comments?
[00:53:44]  Yes, let's hear some comments.
[00:53:45]  Massey's got a bunch of them.
[00:53:47]  He could just read them.
[00:53:48]  Because there's a delay, as I explained when I first said it.
[00:53:51]  Now, there's a delay when Massey talks, and I want that delay gone because I also want it direct in the room with us.
[00:53:56]  That's why.
[00:53:56]  That's the reason.
[00:53:57]  I'm a good communicator, aren't I?
[00:53:59]  I'm clear.
[00:53:59]  Also, though, I did like that idea of, were you going to do a.
[00:54:02]  Play and read?
[00:54:03]  You can't play and read, I get that, even you.
[00:54:06]  Even you.
[00:54:07]  Maybe do it like, do us a jingle.
[00:54:09]  I'm trying to get it right.
[00:54:10]  Why would you think I'm putting too much heat on you?
[00:54:11]  I mean, it's loving, isn't it?
[00:54:12]  It's not that much of a delay.
[00:54:14]  He's saying.
[00:54:15]  Well, read one while you're doing this then.
[00:54:16]  See what the delay.
[00:54:17]  Right, Massy, do a comment.
[00:54:18]  All right, mate.
[00:54:19]  Well, Disco Duck 2 says, Obama controls the Pope.
[00:54:24]  American Son76 says, Now Google Ruby Rose in case he's buried.
[00:54:28]  I don't know if you know about that, mate.
[00:54:29]  Oh, yeah.
[00:54:30]  We should talk about that.
[00:54:31]  American Son76 also says, I don't blame that.
[00:54:34]  Yeah, Massy should do it.
[00:54:35]  His ex is a cannibal.
[00:54:37]  Solid Steel says, We've always been at war with Iran.
[00:54:40]  Like, none of us have read 1984.
[00:54:42]  Stop, Jude Syke.
[00:54:44]  Blessed.
[00:54:45]  Blessed Jude Syke.
[00:54:46]  Yeah, well, over on locals, she said, China doesn't want to kill you, Russell.
[00:54:51]  And then finally, our favorite Paul Schober said, Russell, you get elected mayor.
[00:54:56]  You'll have to get some leopard and paisley print suits.
[00:54:58]  That's if you get elected mayor.
[00:55:01]  Yeah, Paul Schober is more concerned about what you're going to have to wear as mayor.
[00:55:06]  I'm more concerned about that because I don't actually.
[00:55:08]  I don't want the pressure of running a mayoralty, but I won't be doing that because what I would do is I'd appoint people from the most vocal and prolific political communities.
[00:55:16]  Like, go right this, like LGBTQ people, you should have someone right up front.
[00:55:20]  It's London and that.
[00:55:21]  Muslims, you're going to need some people.
[00:55:23]  Christians, I'll do that one.
[00:55:25]  And then, like, you know, get people to know stuff.
[00:55:28]  We're not getting paid for it, though.
[00:55:29]  I'm not going to take my salary, by the way.
[00:55:30]  I'm going to put that back into the budget.
[00:55:32]  I'll make money at the old Mifflings.
[00:55:34]  Can we be like consultants, even though we're American?
[00:55:37]  You're not allowed.
[00:55:38]  A chance to be part of our empire and you ruined it by insulting our beautiful kids.
[00:55:44]  You messed with Cornwallis' campaign, you upset King George just because he was mentally ill, you're out.
[00:55:51]  No, don't come creeping back now.
[00:55:53]  But I've turned it into a democracy, innit, Joe?
[00:55:56]  I don't know.
[00:55:56]  I think we should let him in.
[00:55:58]  This is a solid little firm.
[00:55:59]  We'll be all right.
[00:56:00]  This is a solid firm.
[00:56:01]  Let him in.
[00:56:01]  Just for the pebble dashing.
[00:56:03]  Let him in for the pebble dashing.
[00:56:04]  Just to see that.
[00:56:05]  Pebble dashing.
[00:56:06]  We've got page three.
[00:56:08]  You're going to love it.
[00:56:09]  Well, Dave's actually building the app.
[00:56:11]  So we're actually all over it.
[00:56:12]  Joby.
[00:56:12]  Joby's already built it.
[00:56:14]  Yeah, Joby Weeks.
[00:56:15]  He's already built it.
[00:56:16]  Joby Weeks, man.
[00:56:17]  What a guy.
[00:56:17]  What a crazy guy.
[00:56:18]  You're watching, Joby.
[00:56:19]  We love you.
[00:56:20]  We know he's watching because you're an ounce arrest.
[00:56:22]  All right, Joby.
[00:56:26]  Not only built it, but open sourcing it to us for free.
[00:56:28]  I mean, like, what a guy!
[00:56:30]  What a guy!
[00:56:30]  Joe B!
[00:56:31]  Free Joe B!
[00:56:32]  Free Joe B!
[00:56:34]  Free him!
[00:56:37]  All right, hold on, I've got to do some more work.
[00:56:39]  Book available, I've got to do this bit of work.
[00:56:41]  All right, we're off YouTube.
[00:56:43]  If you think we're going to hang around there the way you've behaved, PewDiePie, Logan Paul, Salish, that's one my little girl likes.
[00:56:49]  My daughters, they love that Salish character.
[00:56:51]  Her dad's good, though, they make good content.
[00:56:54]  If you think we're hanging around there where you promote the BBC over our content, Where you hurt our feelings, where you demonetize me on the basis of some quite spurious conditions, I would say, community guidelines.
[00:57:05]  What community?
[00:57:06]  What guidelines?
[00:57:08]  We're off.
[00:57:09]  We're out of here.
[00:57:10]  We're out of here and we're taking out to be a Christian in seven days with us.
[00:57:15]  Thank you, Lord, for the gift of this book.
[00:57:17]  Join us on Rumble.
[00:57:18]  Can you read the tagline?
[00:57:19]  Because people think, oh, seven days?
[00:57:22]  You think you can become a Christian in seven days?
[00:57:24]  Some people say it's way faster.
[00:57:28]  But if it's comments, you better.
[00:57:29]  Play the fucking music.
[00:57:30]  Well, this is just some comments I have seen on the old socials.
[00:57:33]  You want me to play the music?
[00:57:34]  I'd prefer it.
[00:57:35]  Yeah, it created I think it created a very nice atmosphere when Massey was reading those comments.
[00:57:39]  He was doing that.
[00:57:40]  I felt great peace.
[00:57:41]  I kind of like that little like I felt like Saul with David playing.
[00:57:45]  You throw something out, throw a spear at him.
[00:57:47]  Yeah, that's enough now.
[00:57:49]  Um, so all right, let's read the tagline.
[00:57:52]  This could be a good commercial actually guys, for Big Lee and everyone, How to become a Christian in seven days.
[00:58:02]  Asterisk.
[00:58:03]  May take fifty years of sin and serious f ups to get started.
[00:58:08]  Page one.
[00:58:11]  It actually, yeah, it actually was instantaneous.
[00:58:16]  Can't read that dedication, I'll cry.
[00:58:18]  But I can read this from Doug Stanhope.
[00:58:21]  Like, listen to this.
[00:58:23]  I don't even understand the connection with died for your sins.
[00:58:26]  He died for your sin?
[00:58:27]  Well, how does one affect the other?
[00:58:28]  I hit myself in the foot with a shovel for your mortgage.
[00:58:31]  Doug Stanhope.
[00:58:33]  Brilliant American comedian there.
[00:58:34]  But then this from Colosseans.
[00:58:37]  When you were dead in your sins, you were living on the frequency of dumb deadness, and in the uncircumcision of your flesh.
[00:58:43]  They're very keen, the Christians, to make the point that ritual circumcision and genital mutilation, as practiced in the Jewish faith, but all Americans get their winkles nipped.
[00:58:52]  All of them, they love it.
[00:58:53]  I think they get off on it, frankly.
[00:58:55]  The circumcision, really, if you want to mark your skin to show you belong to God, is the circumcision of your heart.
[00:59:00]  That's what matters.
[00:59:01]  He continues, as our beloved St. Paul, God made you alive with Christ.
[00:59:05]  He forgave us all our sins, having cancelled the charge of our legal indebtedness, which stood against us and condemned us.
[00:59:13]  He has taken it away, nailing it.
[00:59:15]  To the cross.
[00:59:15]  I like the addresses kind of like the legal idea of sin.
[00:59:19]  You understand debt and credit.
[00:59:20]  Our whole system runs on debt and credit.
[00:59:22]  You know too that my dear friend Neil Oliver, he once did a brilliant podcast about these tin mines and copper mines in the ancient Celtic world.
[00:59:31]  Even those primitive people knew when they left effigies that by extracting from the soil they owed something.
[00:59:37]  You didn't give yourself your life, did you?
[00:59:39]  I think I forget that all the time.
[00:59:40]  I sort of think, I didn't give myself kidneys or a heart or a mouth or the English language or a country to live in or air to breathe or lungs to breathe them.
[00:59:48]  We come at the very end.
[00:59:50]  Of the process and go right, I'm in charge.
[00:59:52]  Hubris is ridiculous, yeah.
[00:59:54]  That is Satan's sin, that is why our Lord saw him fall from heaven like lightning.
[01:00:00]  If you want to understand some of these ideas and how to become a Christian in seven days, may take 50 years of sin and you know all sorts of things to get started, then please acquire my book now from Tucker Carlson Books.
[01:00:12]  Click the link in the description.
[01:00:14]  I love you.
[01:00:14]  That's a good one for the mailing list.
[01:00:16]  That should go on the mailing list.
[01:00:17]  I think I'd look at me, I'd try my best to do it.
[01:00:19]  I really like you.
[01:00:20]  I think he's.
[01:00:21]  Play all the time.
[01:00:21]  You know, like there are some breakfast radio stations, Jake, in my country, England, where they do that the whole time.
[01:00:30]  Yeah.
[01:00:30]  Like there's music playing.
[01:00:31]  Or like on BBC, like news.
[01:00:34]  We're really trying our best.
[01:00:37]  You know, they don't shut up.
[01:00:38]  All right, should we do another one?
[01:00:40]  Some comments?
[01:00:41]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:00:42]  Oh, yeah, that gets all right, Jake.
[01:00:44]  And what about, get some comments on Nurse with a verse and see if you can find one that's so breathtakingly offensive that we all sort of go, fuck.
[01:00:52]  Paul Schober had a good one.
[01:00:53]  Yeah, go on.
[01:00:54]  He said, uh, I wrote it down.
[01:00:57]  A nurse with a verse, can she quote it on?
[01:01:01]  What did he say?
[01:01:01]  Quoted on a.
[01:01:03]  It's a green eggs and ham.
[01:01:05]  Yeah, it was like he did a green eggs and ham.
[01:01:07]  Paul, comment it again.
[01:01:09]  What was it?
[01:01:09]  A nurse with a verse, can she.
[01:01:12]  Something.
[01:01:13]  I can't think of a rhyme.
[01:01:14]  On a train, that's.
[01:01:14]  But it didn't rhyme.
[01:01:15]  He said a nurse with a verse, can she quote it on a train?
[01:01:19]  He's been cancelled.
[01:01:20]  Dr. Seuss, he's no good.
[01:01:21]  All right, all right.
[01:01:22]  I've got to do some more comments there, Massey, then I'll do Ireland.
[01:01:24]  I've got five more comments.
[01:01:26]  Oh, right.
[01:01:26]  Let's do these comments and we're going Rumble Premium.
[01:01:28]  It's delaying it.
[01:01:29]  It's delaying it.
[01:01:30]  All right.
[01:01:31]  Paul Schober says, You ungrateful colonials.
[01:01:34]  S. Gomez513, terrible name.
[01:01:37]  Did I miss the conversation about the Pope?
[01:01:39]  Asking the gent with the rosary.
[01:01:42]  Science101 says, YouTube is more racist than Rumble.
[01:01:44]  I can't do Bobby Lee eyes on Rumble.
[01:01:46]  What the fuck, fellas?
[01:01:49]  Steve Skiles says, Holy shit, this stream is boring.
[01:01:52]  And finally, the same bloke, Steve Skiles.
[01:01:54]  Our most offensive post of the day says, If women don't want to get sexually harassed, they shouldn't leave the kitchen.
[01:02:03]  Well done.
[01:02:04]  Those are your comments.
[01:02:05]  This is your show, too.
[01:02:06]  You get the Paul Schrober Award for Best Comment of the Day, which normally is won by Paul Schrober, as you might imagine, with an award named after him.
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