Dr Shanna Swan (Plastic Crisis: How Chemicals are Affecting Human Fertility)
Joe Biden’s thrown his hat back into the ring for 2024, but what about those pesky skeletons in his closet? Any Hunter-shaped ones? Meanwhile, tensions are heating up in Taiwan as the build-up to the US’s next proxy war continues. And if the threat of another war isn’t enough, my special guest is Dr. Shanna Swan, who says we’re in the middle of an existential crisis when it comes to sperm count! Her new book, Count Down, lays out how our modern world is threatening sperm counts, altering male and female reproductive development, and imperilling the future of the human race.Find out more about Dr. Shanna Swan: https://www.shannaswan.com/ Watch the FULL INTERVIEW: https://bit.ly/3NlC3lWFor a bit more from us join our Stay Free Community here:https://russellbrand.locals.com/Come to my festival COMMUNITY - https://www.russellbrand.com/community-2023/NEW MERCH! https://stuff.russellbrand.com/
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No, it isn't.
We're not talking to Shania Twain.
We're talking to Dr. Shanna Swan, whose name, when written down, looks a bit like Shania Twain, but you're going to get a very different interview.
Right.
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Go on.
The deterioration of sperms.
Your own?
Mine are fine.
I've looked at those guys under a microscope.
Oh, that's what that was for.
And the instrument that delivered them.
I wonder why it was all greasy.
You stay away from that.
You don't need a microscope.
Use that.
God's microscope.
Got it.
The mind.
The mind.
Shanna Swan, a world-renowned reproductive health professor who believes the modern world is threatening sperm counts and imperiling the future of the human race.
Sometimes, do you think that the human race is worth saving?
Do you ever get into a state of despair and think, it's humanity itself?
But then you think of Christ.
Then you think of Gandhi.
And then you think of this great suffering that we've been through.
And you think of the love that you feel for the people in your lives.
And you think, no, this is worth fighting for.
Christ didn't have to deal with phthalates though, did he?
He wasn't around in his day.
Christ may not have had to deal with phthalates, which are the sort of, it's a toxin in food that's getting down into what I call the sperm duct and messing with your testy juices.
We're still on YouTube and I'll tell you what, if YouTube regulators, and you know that the WHO set their policy around healthcare for example, If the YouTube regulators have any idea of what we're about to say, you know, like when they put a warning at the top of all our videos, or like, you know, if you look at Joe Rogan's podcasts on Spotify down the menu, COVID advice, COVID advice, COVID advice, like, you know, like also 9-11, it's one of those subjects, isn't it?
And I, out of respect for the victims of 9-11, I would never convey irresponsible Theories about what went on that day.
But these revelations seems to me that they're demonstrably true.
But we'll investigate it together.
We'll tell you.
You'll tell us whether you think it's true.
It's been reported elsewhere.
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It's a tick device.
Oh yeah.
For, um, not for, uh, wounded sperms.
I thought that's how you got it out.
Boop, out you come!
Beep, beep!
No, it's for, uh, it's for my beautiful dog, Bear.
Will it come free with the microscope?
No!
This is something you would get in cereal, you know, like Rice Krispies or Frosties or something like that.
Anyway, let's not get bogged down in that.
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Yeah, well, it was his guy's hand, yeah.
And he treated it as such.
Maybe we can have a look at that later, because it's a pretty good clip.
It's Rod Hull appearing on The Word with Snoop Dogg.
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Now, we have to have a macro perspective of what's going on, as well as scrutinising and analysing the minutiae of American political life, as well as trying to vivify debate with good humour and good grace.
We have to understand the science of the macro narratives.
We have to understand if we are a species in decline.
We have to understand the molecular and the cosmic simultaneously.
I'm joined now by Dr Shanna Swan, Professor of Environmental Medicine and Public Health under the world's leading environmental and reproductive Epidemiologist, author of, and we're going to post a link to this, Countdown!
How our modern world is threatening sperm counts, altering male and female reproductive development, and imperiling the future of the human race.
Could there be a more important ontological subject than the future of our species itself?
Dr. Shanna, thank you for joining us for this conversation, and I apologize in advance for some of the things that have happened in the last hour.
I, for example, am mentally ill.
Hi Russell, it's wonderful to listen to you.
I've enjoyed the last hour, actually, and I'm happy to be here and talk to you.
What the hell's... Don't take this the wrong way, Doctor.
What the hell's going on with the sperms?
Well, I don't know about your sperms in particular, but sperms in general, actually all over the world, are not doing very well.
The count is down about 50% or more and it's getting worse.
50% in what time frame and to what do you attribute this radical, sudden and worrying decline?
So we don't really know where it started.
But in our studies, we've been looking at this for 50-57 years, other people have looked farther back.
But it is Going on for a long time, and I would say very dramatically since post-World War II, with the rise of the love of science, the love of modern technology, which I believe is playing a role.
So when you say, what is it due to?
Not one thing, of course.
But I like to kind of dismiss the things that I'm not going to focus on, right?
So it's not going to be genetics, it's not going to be evolution, because it's too fast.
That's two generations, it's not going to happen that much.
Okay, and then there are very important things about how we live How we live.
So our smoking, our alcohol use, our marijuana use, our stress, our obesity, and so on and so forth.
These are all really important things.
They're, I call them lifestyle factors, and they're going to, you know, they do play a role for sure.
But there's a whole other category of things, which are chemicals in our environment.
And that's where I focus my attention, although I have published on these other lifestyle factors as well.
The lifestyle factors, I suppose, ultimately come down to individual freedom of choice.
But if there is an epidemic toxicity within our food sources, for example, phthalates in fast foods, then that seems to me to be an immersive and corporatized, if not deliberate, then It's still a detrimental and incredibly destructive and avoidable problem that literally threatens the future of our species.
The more conspiratorially inclined members of our viewership might think that this is part of a process of diminishing our potency.
But approaching this from a data-oriented conversation, what do you think is the problem with our food and toxicity within our food?
So, food is definitely a major source of the chemicals I worry about.
One of the things that's really serious in our food is plastics.
Believe it or not, plastics, chemicals in plastics, and now we're hearing more and more about micro and nanoplastics, which can be measured in food.
Here's a little example.
Okay, you milk a cow by hand.
Old-fashioned way.
No phthalates.
You milk a cow with a milking machine.
Plastic tubing contains phthalates.
Phthalates are in the milk.
Okay?
So you can blow that up and talk about that in all kinds of food.
And then you can talk about phthalates that come in when you wrap the food, when you ship the food, when you store the food, when you cook the food.
And it's not just phthalates.
There are things in our, you know, hands.
Teflon was not doing us any good.
And these things can, what we call, interact with the phthalates and make the problem worse.
So it's phthalates plus, I would say.
It's not just sperm, which is a problem enough in itself, I would contest, but also testosterone is being diminished.
Now, without wishing to overtly signal to a portion of our beloved viewership, Does the ideological attack on masculinity extend to a kind of chemical warfare against sperm and testosterone if we're seeing decline of this degree in such a short time frame?
Does it amount to a kind of chemical castration of the portion of the A population most likely to become radicalized and rebel against institutional corruption.
Now this is wild conjecture, and of course beyond the remit of your study.
But it's curious, isn't it, to ponder, Doctor, that we are being denied the biochemical impetus for the kind of priapism that could lead to revolutionary change.
That we're becoming neutered at the same time as the culture appears to be diminishing the Disobedient traits that likely might lead to meaningful change.
What do you reckon to all of that then?
So testosterone is also declining.
We have less evidence on that, but we have quite a bit and we see not only measured in studies, you know, showing testosterone declining, but also reports and data from physician's offices where more and more younger men are coming in for testosterone replacement therapy.
More and more men are being seen for erectile dysfunction.
These are, Of course, related to testosterone.
And let me tell you, it's not just the men.
It's also affecting women.
So women also have testosterone, right?
And in our study, we got the urine of pregnant women.
Why?
Because you can't know what's in a pregnant woman's body by asking her.
I can ask you, how much thalates in your body right now, Russell?
No, you don't know that, right?
But we asked the women, we asked the women, give us our urine.
We tested the urine and the women who had higher levels of phthalates had less successful sex lives.
Okay, so that's just it.
I don't want to say a lot about the women.
They're very important in here.
I don't know how much you want to talk about them, but the book is... Countdown emphasizes sperm, and I've been emphasizing sperm, and I've been studying sperm primarily, but I've also studied the female side.
So it's not just a male problem, and it's not just a human problem, by the way.
Oh, what do you mean?
The animals, their sperm and testosterone is being diminished also.
Look, let's not worry about them just yet, although I do love my dog.
His sperm is another matter.
I want to ask you this as plain as day, dear Dr. Shanna.
What the hell are we going to do to reverse this decline in testosterone and sperm?
I need every last cell.
Every last endocrinal advantage I can get needs to be undergirded by sheer science.
How am I going to boost those boys back to the good times?
Build back better like Biden?
What are we going to do to get our sperm and testosterone riding high once more?
So what we can do as individuals is kind of limited because we don't have the information we need to make healthy choices.
And because the chemicals that are in our products are not regulated.
That's just the fact.
They're mostly not regulated.
And to make it worse, the damage has already been done when we're adults.
Okay, so the worst hit is the fetus in the womb, because there's the rapid, very rapid cell division that's going on, that's extremely sensitive and will govern how that organism develops.
So if you mess that up, you cause damage, which is not fixable.
Okay?
Doctor, it sounds to me like we need to go to war with these corporations that are polluting our food sources.
Gareth, I can see that you've got an inquiry.
Yeah.
Hello, Doctor.
Nice to meet you.
I just had a question about the kind of, I guess, the political environment around all of these things, because I guess one of the big issues is when you're talking about the...
Sorry about that.
One of the big issues around this is that, for example, with the FDA, I mean, these are an organization that's meant to regulate these things.
And when you have a big food industry that gives so much money to the government to kind of keep these, I'm guessing, profitable endeavors when it comes to plastics in food packaging going, Is that a massive issue that we're going to have moving forward?
The kind of developments we need to make and the changes in packaging and things and the way that we're going to change this in the future won't be able to occur because of the huge amount of lobbying that goes on within the government.
Of course, people like, for example, people who work for the FDA are obviously extremely compromised by the kind of money that they receive.
Definitely.
I think that's actually correct.
I also would like to say it's not just our food.
Okay, so these chemicals are in our food.
Yes, they're in our water.
Yes.
But they're also in our products.
If you walk around your kitchen, if you walk around your house, and just take a little inventory of what's made of plastic, or what has what we call barrier chemicals, these PFOAs in them, it's everywhere.
And we're not We don't know where they are.
We, individuals, consumers, should not have to figure this out.
Right?
So, so, I mean, I would challenge you, you know, to ask, you know, how much have you touched plastic?
How much have you eaten plastic today?
Just think about your, your day.
Maybe Russell, you would like to do a little inventory of your walk through your house or your car.
You know, that little, um, I don't know if you hang this in your car, a little pine cone, right?
I get that right out.
They put that into the car wash.
I whip it out.
I dispose of it sensibly.
I hate that little guy.
What does it do?
I've always mistrusted it.
What does it do?
Sometimes the one that's like a Christmas tree, that's the worst one.
What's it doing?
What's it doing to the downstairs magic factory?
So I actually had a hard time hearing all of that, to tell you the truth.
Probably for the best, Doc.
Probably for the best.
You know those sort of little Christmas trees that you hang up on your rear view mirror?
Are you saying that they cause problems to sperm and testosterone?
That's a more sensible way of framing what was, frankly, a very silly question, but it was the same general gist.
Yeah.
And let me just add that it's It's more.
I want to just mention a couple of other things that are hurting our sperm.
How about cosmetics?
How about personal care products?
How about what you put on your face this morning?
Here's an example.
If you put on a face cream or something, you know, aftershave, that gets absorbed into your skin.
And one of the things that helps that get absorbed is phthalates.
Phthalates not only make plastic soft and flexible, they also increase absorption.
When you put something with a nice scent, That's going to contain phthalates because phthalates hold, help a product hold its scent.
And if your partner puts on lipstick or nail polish, that's going to contain plastic phthalates because phthalates add, you know, make the thing hold the scent and the color.
So those are just, you know, wherever we look in every phase of our life, we're getting this stuff in and we haven't agreed to this.
Right?
Nobody asked us to test these chemicals, but we really are the lab rats on this.
Because they have not been tested.
So what has to happen?
It goes into the product.
Somebody might, like me, does a study.
We say, ah, there's an association between an exposure and this bad outcome, and then eventually it goes maybe to the regulatory branch, and then they consider whether they should change the regulations, and then they have to retool the industry and make a new product.
You can see that this takes a very, very, very long time, right?
And so meanwhile we're all exposed and our sperm count is going down and our fertility is going down.
Oh man, this isn't good news that you've given us there, because a lot of that stuff's unavoidable.
We're gonna have to just use glass, we're gonna have to get into organic farming.
In a sense, God, isn't it?
How many times do we have to be reminded that we ought remain within the remit of our anthropology?
That, in a sense, the miracle that plasticity provided in terms of our ability to generate consumer goods has been immediately countered by a You know, medical consequences.
It's something that has to be not only addressed, but plainly reversed, it would seem.
Yeah, reversal is possible, Russell.
It actually is possible, but it will take, based on animal experiments, take three generations.
So that's good for the animal, because a rat has a two-year lifespan, so three generations, six years, right?
But for humans, it's going to be A much longer time.
So, meanwhile, before these things are totally cleared up, we have to limit their invasion, I call it, invasion of these chemicals into our bodies by educating ourselves and educating our friends and our neighbors, like talking on this show, which is what I'm trying to do.
And, you know, Turning to, I have to say, alternative means of conception.
Oh, no.
Alternative, even conception.
Listen, we're watching the chat right now, Doctor.
People, whilst they are not plainly enjoying being informed that there is immersive toxicity being absorbed through our skin, through numerous products, through everything that we touch, and that it's having such an evident and observable, detrimental, deleterious effect on our productivity and procreative capacity, there's a lot of love for your communication skills and for your message.
Imaginary Coffee, for example, saying simply, she's brilliant.
And people, Commending you for popularizing the idea that that which we absorb for our skin is being absorbed more broadly into our systems and people are sending you love and people are sick and tired of the regulations.
A lot of people think Gareth's question was childish and ineffective.
And they're very happy that I pressed that button that played the French horn sound.
Dr Shanna Swan, thank you so much for joining us.
Thank you for giving us this important information.
I'm going to take that laptop right off of my lap.
Shouldn't have the word lap in it.
I bet that's doing all sorts of downstairs damage, even as it sits there.
Thank you for joining us.
Thank you for the polite and appropriate way you've conveyed these difficult messages.
It's clear that there's a political component to this, a consumer component to this.
Ultimately, it will become about being conscious about what we're doing to our bodies and the way that we're consuming products and probably challenging the ideology that sees our roles primarily as consumers is going to be a big part of this.
Thank you, Doctor.
Thanks for having me.
Such a lovely person, thank you.
You can read more about Dr. Shanna's book, actually by getting it, and then read the book.
Read that, get it, and read it, and then do what it says in there.
It's called Countdown, How Our Modern World Is Threatening Sperm Counts, Altering Male and Female Reproductive Development, and Imperiling the Future of the Human Race, or as an acronym, I've reduced it to an acronym.
Okay.
Why not?
Also, though, well, what should we do now?
I mean, I think we've finished the show.
Yeah, that seems to... yep.
I mean, time has passed, hasn't it?
Time has passed.
Master of us all.
Time, you've got us in your arms once more!
Like Charles Grodin used to say in the film Beethoven.
BEETHOVEN!
You little motherfucker!
Yeah, yeah.
Didn't have phthalates to deal with in those days.
Well, they did, but they didn't know they did.
They were filling up little Beethoven's nutbag with phthalates.
That was probably the dawn of them, wasn't it?
The 80s?
Grodin sounds like the decay of the balls.
Right.
Oh no, I've got Grodin in me testes because of these phthalates.
You little motherfucker!
No, Gareth, I gave myself such joy when I... when I...
Because I'd forgotten what that button did, it just says Gareth's question.
When I pressed that while you were asking a really insightful, brilliant and on-message question for the type of framing that we like to offer on our show.
Yeah, that's what I was trying to do, yeah.
Well you did do that, and then when I heard this.
Right underneath it.
And like, also with Dr Shadder Swan, who's obviously such a good sport, but plainly Like anyone doesn't understand what the hell's going on.
I think it's only you that does, to be honest.
I've got a master plan.
I hope so.
It's all going extremely well.
It's actually what we're supposed to be doing, so no one needs to worry at all about anything, really.
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Do you like burgers, BO?
I like mine too.
I still wear it so I don't smell in public, LOL.
You're BO.
Gone from latex to silicone for medical supplies.
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Probably get a big bunch of phthalates up your nutbag.
Yeah.
Won't you, probably?
Maybe in the water, yeah.
But not in our community.
That's not something we promote, but it's something that seems immersive and environmental.
That's part of the issue.
It's raining phthalates now, you know.
It's raining phthalates?
It's raining phthalates, yeah.
I liked it when it was raining men!
Hallelujah, it's raining phthalates!
My nutbag is retracting!
Beethoven!
Okay.
That okay means it's the end of the show, isn't it?
All right, listen, we're going to go now, because it's time to.
And also it's Man City versus Arsenal tonight.
Oh, look at that.
David Sirota just appeared.
That look that he's got on his face was like, listen, guys, why do you keep talking about Snoop Dogg and Beethoven?
Come on, you can do better than this.
Look, I'm trying my very best over at the lever to create conversation, genuine conversation, if you will, around important subjects.
Anyway, we'll be talking to David Sirota tomorrow.
There he is.
Look, you can see him in his shirt, looking nice.
He's good, isn't he?
He's fantastic.
He's really good.
You'll enjoy it.
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I think there's a version of it that's free then there's another bit we pay a bit of money and for that you can tell me what to do.
Right.
Like tell me to do a guided meditation and by God I'll do it.
Oh, anything?
Just the meditation.
I'll probably go further than you might imagine, because I'm edgy.
Tootsies out, will it?
The tootsies will come right out, but some people didn't like that.
They thought I was marked a low point in the trajectory of Stay Free with Russell Brand, I think, when they saw them.
Today I've got a little white tube sock on the feet, so people probably prefer that.
Do they?
I don't know.
Although Dan, over there operating that camera there, says that a sock is merely a condom for the foot.
But that makes me wonder, what exactly is he doing with his foot?
And where are all these phallets coming from, Dan?
How's it getting in my dinner?
What's that in my dinner?
A thought condom?
Oh dear.
Dan, what have you been doing to Russell's dinner?
Beethoven, you motherfucker!
You put phallics in my food!
You can get meditation from me.
In spite of appearances, I know how to access the innermost realms.
Sounds like it.
I do know how!
I do know how!
It's not by doing the Beethoven thing, is it?
Yeah.
Meditate, you little motherfucker!
I don't do that.
Right.
That's not how meditations are.
No.
They're not like that.
Oh, good.
You use language as a kind of royal road for the deep unconscious pre-linguistic mind, actually, and respiratory practices as well.
Now, over time, if not mastered them, learned a great deal about them by meditating with some of the best teachers currently alive who themselves are passing on a
great heritage, a forgotten knowledge that has been disavowed and forgotten and replaced with
apparently phallates, ignorance, propaganda and nonsense.
Well we must return to this golden age and in order to do that we must first acknowledge
there's a problem, believe it's possible to change and then make a deep vow to ourselves
and one another to bring about the necessary revolution.
And it's already begun.
You're further along than you think.
You're better than you know.
Don't let them destroy you.
Together we are powerful.
Beethoven!
Alright, we're off now.
You've got another show tomorrow, and then another one the day after that, and then perhaps a couple of days off.
And then?
Back again for another one!
46 weeks a year!
That's it!
46 weeks!
And we love it!
I love it!
What else are we going to do?
Sit on the ground, look at the sky, drink ourselves full of phallates to our sperms just lay about on the microscope lens doing F-all?
No.
It's not what you want, is it?
You want vibrant guys hustling and bustling like a New York City minute.
Look at my sperms jostling up against each other like little champions down there.
That's what you want, huh?
Ever seen your own sperm under a microscope?
Not yet, no.
Come around mine tonight.
Is that what we're doing?
Yeah, we will study those little guys!
I'm not going to use a microscope, I'm just going to peer at them like that.
I'm just going to squint.
Like, I see them!
Yeah, there they are.
There they are, those little guys.
You feel for them, don't you, when you see them going up the fallopian tubes, trying their best, you know?
Like, they're really trying their best.
Yeah.
They're doing their best in there, those guys.
100 million.
Yep, I've sent them into action and the results so far, promising.
Okay, guys, we're going to go now.
I hope you've had a nice time.
This is not even the opportunity to show you me working with a baboon.
Simply not time.
No, another time.
We've got plenty of shows.
We've got the whole future laid out ahead of us to examine baboons, haven't we?
And that's probably what we'll do.
I hope you've learned a lot.
We'll do, if you want, we'll post the video about Joe Biden and all that stuff on Rumble.
Why are you laughing?
I thought you were going to say baboons, but no.
Post the video about baboons on Rumble later.
No, we'll just talk about that another day.
Do that another day, shall we?
Bye then!
Join us tomorrow on Rumble, not for more of the same, but for more of the different, yeah?
